Someone Owes Me A New Hypocrisy Meter

I'd tell them to kiss my ass but I don't know who's cock they just spit out.
Shameless fucking whores.

And yes, they can go Fuck Themselves.

It Be Toe Tappin' Time Again

Warren Haynes is one under appreciated motherfucker is all I can say. The man touches my soul with his musical renditions like few others ever have in my entire life.
Pair him up with another master guitarist like Derek Trucks and magic happens.

I can listen to this one tune on a loop for an hour it is so good.

Have some Soulshine folks.



Wait!
If you act now, I will double down on the good stuff.

I have always liked a good Slackjaw Jezebel too ya know. This is one of my personal favorite tunes.



This one is off the charts awesome.
Beautifully Broken

Somebody Needs A Swift Kick In The Crotch

Of all the irresponsible,stupidly dangerous things a fucking news outlet could do, this has to be number one on the list.
I still can't believe it.
Some asshole back East thought it would be clever to post a FUCKING MAP of all the people who have a concealed carry permit in Westchester County, New York, just to the North of New York City.
Yes, you can click on one of the highlighted icons and see the NAME and ADDRESS of the permit holder!
They got the information through a Freedom of Information request.
Not only did they post a map of an entire county, they have plans to add even more counties as they get their hands on the information.
Let me explain something to you fucking idiots.
You just possibly put every single person on that list at risk.
What, the fuck, were you thinking?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, you dumb cocksuckers.
I could link to the map, I have it open in another tab but I really don't think it is a good idea to spread that information around.
I know I would be incensed if I was on that fucking thing.
You see,now that it is out there, it is like the genie in the bottle and you can't make it go away.
Some crazy motherfucker can now randomly zoom in and pick a name and an address like a fucking grocery list and God only knows what can happen then.
I won't link to it but here is a screen grab, so it isn't interactive anymore.
As usual, click it to make it bigger.
Why don't you just use the default supposition that everyone in that county has a concealed carry permit, has a .44 Desert Eagle in their underwear and just not fuck with people?
I still can't get over how fucking irresponsible  that was.

The Fucking Unions Didn't Kill Hostess, Bad Management Did, More Than Once

But you will never hear that from the MSM.
No, when Hostess went tits up finally, all the Very Serious People dutifully lined up and lied their asses off right to your fucking faces and  to a man swore that unions were the sole reason that Hostess had to close up shop.
For a typical example, George Fucking Will from the Washington Post;

Hostess, which had 18,500 employees making and distributing more than 30 brands made in 36 plants, had been in and out of bankruptcy several times since 2004. Its terminal crisis began Nov. 9, when thousands of members of the bakers union went out on strike to protest wage, health-care and pension cuts imposed by a court. The bakers objected to a 17 percent increase in their contribution for their health-care benefits.

That's it, that is all he had to say factually.
Not a fucking word about the management voting themselves huge fucking pay raises right before they filed for bankruptcy or the outrageous bonuses they were getting.
Not one fucking word about that shit, it was all on the unions.
Now we find out that Hostess had been diverting union pension payments to use for day to day operations.

Hostess Brands acknowledged for the first time in a news report Monday that the company diverted workers' pension money for other company uses.
The bankrupt baker told The Wall Street Journal that money taken out of workers' paychecks, intended for their retirement funds, was used for company operations instead. Hostess, which was under different management at the time the diversions began in August 2011, said it does not know how much money it took.
"It's not a good situation to have," Hostess CEO Gregory Rayburn told the WSJ.
"Whatever the circumstances were, whatever those decisions were, I wasn't there," Rayburn added. As the founder and owner of Kobi Partners, a restructuring advisory firm, Rayburn was appointed acting CEO in March 2012.
Hostess Brands, which filed for bankruptcy for a second time in January, started liquidating its operations in November after the bakers' union refused to take another pay cut and went on strike. The liquidation will leave about 18,000 workers without jobs.
In November, a judge approved Hostess' plan to pay $1.8 million in bonuses to 19 executives, according to CNBC. Rayburn declined to take a bonus but also avoided a company-wide pay cut that he imposed, Hostess told HuffPost.

Boy those no good fucking union fellers must be some real mean motherfuckers to make them do that too.
Uh huh.
I smell a lawsuit and what is that word I am looking for, embezzlement?

It's Toe Tappin' Time Again

This is really, really nice, almost, pretty.

Midnight In Harlem like you have never heard before.

Headphones are highly recommended.
Susan Tedeschi just nails this and Derek Trucks brings it home.



If you didn't enjoy that you are a walking bag of meat with no soul or appreciation of beauty.

Seeing Is Believing

I'm sure you have all heard about the electronic voting machines being fucked with.
See it with your own eyes.





From Crooks and Liars,

I initially selected Obama but Romney was highlighted. I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney. Being a software developer, I immediately went into troubleshoot mode. I first thought the calibration was off and tried selecting Jill Stein to actually highlight Obama. Nope. Jill Stein was selected just fine. Next I deselected her and started at the top of Romney's name and started tapping very closely together to find the 'active areas'. From the top of Romney's button down to the bottom of the black checkbox beside Obama's name was all active for Romney. From the bottom of that same checkbox to the bottom of the Obama button (basically a small white sliver) is what let me choose Obama. Stein's button was fine. All other buttons worked fine.

Then it just gets weird.

I asked the voters on either side of me if they had any problems and they reported they did not. I then called over a volunteer to have a look at it. She him hawed for a bit then calmly said "It's nothing to worry about, everything will be OK." and went back to what she was doing. I then recorded this video.

Everything is going to be OK? Are you fucking kidding me?!
The guy should have called the fucking cops so they could quarantine the obviously fucked up machine instead of letting it go so some other motherfucker  could have the same thing happen.
The fucking Republicans know they can't win in a straight up contest, which is why I have heard at least thirty stories this election of dirty fucking tricks they have pulled  trying to to keep people from voting.
This shit needs to stop and some people need to go to fucking prison for a long God Damn time.

Fuck You, Ya Spammin' Cocksuckers.

God damn the rotten fuckers have been busy lately.
Every fucking day I get five or six of the motherfuckers leaving Spam comments on posts that are over two damn years old, at least!
They seem to have fixated on one in particular and I have better things to do than fuck with those assholes every fucking day.
So, I am now moderating all comments that show up here and turned the fucking word verification back on. That oughtta  shut 'em the hell up.

I mean WTF?
There really isn't anything new to comment on and if someone happens upon an old post and wants to say something that's cool but enough of those dickhead spamming sonsabitches.

Bite me, you worthless cocksuckers.

Please Update Your Blogrolls

                                               ORNERY BASTARD


As I am surfing around my Blogroll. I see quite a few people still on Blogger who haven't updated theirs to reflect that I moved to Wordpress clear back in April and I see also that I still get traffic here.
So, I thought I would throw up a quick post here and ask that if I am on your Blogroll, please update it for me to the link above.
Also, if you are on this one and don't see yours on my new one, leave a comment here or over there and I will cure that toot sweet.

As always, thanks fer stopping by.

You Are Here But I Am Not Anymore

In case you missed it, I am done here and have moved to Wordpress.
Please adjust your Bookmarks and head on over to this link for your usual dose of outraged ranting and cursing at Ornery Bastard.

I will be updating the Blogroll over there in bits and pieces over time.
For some reason I keep getting an error message when I try to import it all at once.

Keep your pants on if you are on this one and don't see it over there yet.

Thank you,
The Management.

Good bye Blogger.

Enough is enough. 99.9 percent of you probably never click on my Blogroll to an awesome fucking guy who used to call himself Physioprof. Your loss. He redirected himself and went to Comrade Physioproffes . Damn he posts some mouth watering recipe's with pictures too, in between his other thoughts, he is a big sports fan too. Let me tell you a little story. I first ran into him at a joint called FireDogLake, years ago, then I ran into him at some dude from Chicago named Driftglass. Smart, witty, the guy was all over what was going on at the time, I'm sure he still is. After a while, some other commenter's at Drifty's place started nagging him to start his own blog and I dived right the fuck in, dude, you need your own blog. Damn, did we hammer his ass. He finally gave in and bitched about it for a while. Like I said, the guy is very smart, as in quite a few people gather every weekday to hear what he has to say in a place that costs lots of money to participate. After all these years and some serious donations from him, he finally left a comment yesterday telling me to quit Blogger. Fuck me, I didn't know he still paid any attention to what I have to say, color me very surprised. OK Physioproffe, you win. As of tomorrow, this joint shuts the doors. Thanks for the memories Blogger, there are some great ones but like the fickle bitch you are, suck my fucking dick, I'm outta here. If you care to read what I have to bitch about after today, Have fucking at it. Please feel free to peruse six years of my brilliant commentary though, This place will still be here unless those idiots at Google decide to fuck things up even more. Adjust your bookmarks or not, I could give a flying rat's ass anymore.

Keeping My Options Open

Update, No, you can't see it after I post but there is a bit of code at the top of the page when you are typing the draft of a post. And where in the fuck did the page breaks go? I can space paragraphs like a motherfucker here but the minute it goes to post, everything runs together like I am a fucking idiot. Fucking dickheads. See? That little bit of piss me off above is one of the reasons I am seriously thinking about hooking up the jumper cables , spraying some starter fluid down the carb and firing up the other joint again. Take a swing by and tell me what you think. It's been mothballed for several years now because Wordpress frustrated the shit out of me but I kept my account there just in case Blogger took a dump. In my opinion, Google really fucked up this time and even though it is free, there comes a time when you have to weigh your options. In case you missed the link above, there is another Ornery Bastard site . Swing the fuck by and ignore the empty beer cans and the over flowing ash trays. Throw the fucking cat off the couch and have a seat, that might be the joint I call home right soon. This new template blows goats. Why in the world they keep trying to fix something that ain't broke, repeatedly, has me wondering if there aren't a few nerds doing busy work.

Google Done Shit The Bed Again

 For fucks sake.
How about a heads up, maybe a tutorial on how you just changed the process of posting on Blogger?

Maybe fuck no? Now, before I type one fucking letter, there is code identifying me as the Ornery Bastard that will not go away.
OK, geniuses, make that happen AFTER I POST SOMETHING!

I couldn't figure out why there was shit in the New Post box every fucking time I tried to post something so I had to try it three times.

http://ornerybastard.blogspot.com/2012/04/blog-post_2503.html.

Lick my fucking balls, Badtux got it too.

Meh, it's late, I have to take a serious piss and I will deal with this fucking shit later.

I have more serious shit to deal with, like trying to find another place to live with enough car parts to keep me busy for the next five years and my wife freaking out about rent rates and the fact the State sent a guy out for an evaluation of how our Autistic boy is being treated ,so as a parting shot he could tell us there is a re evaluation of how care givers are going to get paid by the state and the Wife can expect to have her hours cut two fucking years in a row  , yet the state of Washington, after having to go to a special session for the fuckers in the Senate, trying to find a budget found enough to find a million dollars to fund a fucking park on land they stole from a company that got the boot that happens to be on River front property is a great fucking idea.

Really.

This is just a bonus of my last post where the Republicans want to cut Food stamps so that the Military still has enough  money to keep killing anyone and everyone they can justify using remote control drone aircraft.

Now You Have Gone Too Far

I just deleted a post that had over ten documented legal injustices from around the world that are happening today because I found one that is being promoted in this country by some of our elected representatives that makes me want to bring a necklace of teeth home.

During last summer’s hard-won debt deal, President Obama and Congressional leaders agreed to a set of spending cuts designed to reduce the Federal budget deficit, including a $54.7 billion reduction in defense spending for FY2013.

Nine months later, however, leaders in the U.S. House are set to renege on this agreement by reversing the scheduled defense cuts and making up the resulting short-fall by making an additional $34 billion cut over the next ten years to the Supplementary Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP)—otherwise known as food stamps—a program that was explicitly exempted from the spending cuts outlined in the original debt deal due to their disproportionate impact on the most vulnerable.

If you can believe it, Politico has reported on this and Hell yes I will link to them for pointing out some egregious lobbying cocksuckers lying their asses off to the detriment of our fellow citizens to prop up the Industrial Military Complex.

Best of all, it highlights that oh so wonderful Paul Ryan and his Vunderbudget.

The other reason I am linking to them is to give these craven motherfuckers more rope to strangle themselves with.

Are you fucking kidding me?

They are such Ebeneezer Scrooges that they would literally lobby to take the food out of a hungry child's mouth to pay for more fucking bullets,to randomly blow other innocent babies, newlyweds and goat farmers out in the middle of nowhere to Kingdom Come to pad their resumes like a fucking Baseball players stats?

Damn straight they would.

Count Me In

Poor Mittster, he is already playing the victim card, as we all know just how quick these Republican fucks are in doing .

Now it's "The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy" in the media who is out to terminate his run for President like an unwanted pregnancy.

Just for shits and grins, I am going to quote the formidable Suzie Madrak and swipe her graphic on just who dominates the fucking air waves day in and day out, as if you weren't already quite aware.
In case you live in a vacuum, Driftglass is the Go To guy who eviscerates the "Mouse Circus" on a regular schedule.

Back to Suzie, nice opening salvo, I must say;

Ah yes, the infamous left-wing conspiracy, and that librul media! I don't blame Mittens for getting upset.Think of all those damned media socialists like Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, G. Gordon Liddy, Laura Ingraham, Fred Hiatt, Matt Drudge, Charles Krauthammer, Michelle Malkin, William Kristol, Phyllis Schlafly, Brit Hume, S.E. Cupp, Howard Kurtz, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Neil Cavuto, Michael Medved, Dana Loesch, Dennis Miller, Michael Savage, Michael Reagan, the recently deceased Andrew Breitbart, Erick Erickson, Mike Allen, Tom Donahue, Ann Coulter, Paul Gigot, and John Stossel - oh, I can't go on.
snip.

Every single time you turn on the TV or radio, it's just another damned communist hippie.

Damn, how could she forget that ever present douchebag KKKarl Rove or their maniacal sisters from different mothers Michelle Bachmann and my personal favorite, Sarah Palin?

It must be the PTSD.


Now get a load of who is backing this horde of misinformation specialists,

And all those extreme librul organizations that fund their subversive propaganda: the Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Koch Family foundations, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Scaife Family foundations, the American Enterprise Institute, the Heritage Foundation, Adolph Coors Foundation, the Cato Institute, the Hudson Institute, the Hoover Institution, the Heartland Institute, or the Manhattan Institute.

snip.

Now it just gets pathetic.

Romney was making an appearance on Breitbart TV and was asked by host Larry O'Connor whether he was ready to take on "the media and these nonprofits groups that are working together."

Breitbart TV?
LMFAO!

"There will be an effort by the quote vast left wing conspiracy to work together to put out their message and to attack me," Romney said in response. "They're going to do everything they can to divert from the message people care about, which is a growing economy that creates more jobs and rising incomes. That's what people care about."

snip.

Romney said dealing with journalists, many of whom he said were biased, was a perpetual problem for Republicans.

"Many in the media are inclined to do the president's bidding and I know that's an uphill battle we fight with the media generally," Romney said, before praising O'Connor for offering a conservative voice.

Cry me a fucking river you whiny bitch.

Jesus Christ, the Republicans have their own dedicated propaganda wing in Fox News alone.
If you think us "libruls" have anything approximating a vast Left wing conspiracy in the media, I would very much like for you to take a moment, after re reading the list of right wingers who are on television and dominate the radio airwaves every week up above, to take a long hard look at what we are up against.

Click to embiggen as my pal Gord says;

They pour millions and millions of dollars,EVERY WEEK, into trying to brainwash us.

The Left wing has nothing to counter this effectively.
Yet, we do manage to get our shots in and when we do, they tend to leave a mark.

So, like I said, count me in.
If my little spit wad shooter of a Blog happens to put one down the gullet of one of these fuckers and chokes them up for a minute, I will consider it a minor miracle but hey, every little conspirator counts in this game.

Major props to Suzie, she is one of our better players.

One For The Guys

Thanks Dad. He said maybe I had thought of this as a way to beat Flat rate.

I have actually thought of this at times.

I know I have dumped stuff out of my pickup backing up at full throttle and slamming on the brakes

All a guy could say is, "It ran when I pulled it!"

Fuck, Yes.Someone Gets It.

The Rude Pundit nails this bullshit kerfluffle with a white hot sledgehammer.
Get your panties in a twist over something that really matters and get off women's reproductive issues, women's tendency for voting and women's earnings compared to men.

Hell yes these are all important but they are distractions at this point. If Mitt Romney gets elected, then it will damn sure be something to worry about because those fuckers want all of us to go back to the eleventh century. When it comes to being a working mother and having to sacrifice your entire life to raise your children, I would recommend watching Helen Hunt in the flick As Good As It Gets.

I love that flick and I love her, Hubba Hubba.

When it comes to this bullshit about Ann Romney and the dust up about some obscure Democrat woman named Rosen dissing her on Twitter, The Rude one takes the words right out of my mouth,

Are we really doing this again? Are we really having some worthless fucking debate over how hard it is to be a stay-at-home parent? President Obama said, "There's no tougher job than being a mom." Really? Ask a coal miner. Ask a sweatshop worker. It's fucking stupid. Are we just back to Hillary Clinton and the motherfucking cookies? Oh, wait, Michelle Malkin's quoting that 1992 remark, so the Rude Pundit supposes that we are.

I absolutely hate the political correctness every fucking election cycle.

Speak your mind,something something called The First amendment, and if the wannabe electors handlers think it might hurt so and so's chances of election, you are now a pariah and are thrown to the vultures.

It's a good fucking thing I won't run for office.

When it comes to Ann Romney and her priviliged life, lucky her.
I can remember sharing a hot dog bun with my little brother with ketchup and mustard on it after my parents split and calling it pizza because that's all we had to eat.
So yeah, fuck you and your under privileged spoiled brats.

What Passes For News These Days

Sweet Jesus, Charlie Manson got denied parole again and now Gorgeous George had a whole article describing what he bought at the fucking commissary front paged by Yahoo.
The obvious response to me is how many Fucking "Yahoo's" did it take to spend sleepless nights to deliver this earth breaking bit of information?
I could give a fuck, except I see he did buy a bar of Ivory soap.

My advice is to keep a serious grip on that motherfucker.

I Wasn't There, Were You?

It was an unnecessary tragedy but I have zero facts and neither do you, the Defense lawyers nor the Prosecution other than 911 tapes and witnesses after the fact don't either.
I have kept my mouth shut about the unfortunate killing of a young man for a reason.

It looks like there will be charges filed and after following this only by sensational headlines I still don't have anything to say, other than some certain so called "news sites" need a fucking ass beating for the unnecessary speculation I have had to endure when they don't have a fucking thing to say except repeating rumors across the spectrum of our public airwaves. This is why you have to filter what you see and hear on what we used to call "The News".

I have gone off about these fuckers in the past and I will again.
The news, a local blurb, a National blurb, an International blurb, a fluff piece, the sports, the weather, another fluff piece and a commercial before they tell you to "Tune In At Eleven" for the same sickening bullshit they came up with for the six O:clock news, ad nauseum.
Just today, the headlines screamed that the "alleged shooter" bailed clear the fuck out of Florida and had not been in contact with his somehow appointed lawyers since Sunday and they intimated that he had fled the vicinity and they were so outraged that they called a national press conference to declare that they were no longer aware of his whereabouts and were publicly saying they were no longer going to represent him, after he started a website asking for money while they did too, maybe, to twelve hours later,if he had turned himself in , they just might, be persuaded to come back and try and defend him.

I am not putting up one fucking link to this fucking soap opera.


Take a minute and follow the timeline to this fucked up mess on your own time, check the parents response to all this shit, the press, the fucking legal response from the government and wonder why I ignored every fucking bit of this sad story, then ask someone if they remember it in a year.
By then some other crazy fuck will be in the headlines and this kid will be rotting in his grave just like everyone of us will be eventually.
The difference is, there isn't one.
One or two years after kicking up daisy's, all you are is worm food.

I still remember my mother, forty years gone but time wounds all heels and in the end, when you are dead, you ain't coming back.

That is what is so despicable about young people dying before their time.
They don't get the opportunity to gather experiences to pass on to the next generation and the fact that one young man got gunned down and has so much publicity is sickening because it happens in this country so many fucking times every day and no one gives a fucking shit about some other young man or someones beautiful daughter getting killed because they don't live in that neighborhood or that state and By God, American Idol just came on so shut off the news anyway.

The prosecuting attorney says she isn't going to call a Grand Jury and is going to press other charges, like manslaughter, etc.
Zimmerman turned himself in and I am anxiously awaiting a pay per view movie about the whole fucking thing in six weeks.
3D next year before any results from a trial even start to become public because that's how they roll.

Gag me with the whole fucking thing.

Biologically Impossible Arizona Law

OK, now they have just ran full tilt off the cliff of crazy.

Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday afternoon, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception.

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My bold.

Um, excuse me, It is my belief there has to actually be coitus, ejaculation of sperm by the male, a fertilized egg available by the woman and one lucky sperm cell penetrating said egg cell for there to be a pregnancy.

Apparently some ignorant fucking idiot believes this happens before the slut even meets the horn dog and a date for dinner has been settled on.

There hasn't even been one complimentary drink been served.

My question is, how this supposed fucked up stupid, ignorant fucking law can declare a pregnancy TWO FUCKING WEEKS before any of these things happen?

Well step right up and behold the math skills of the Republican party;

The 18th week bill includes a new definition for when pregnancy begins. All of the bills passed the Senate and now head to Gov. Jan Brewer (R) for her signature or veto. Passage of the late-term abortion bill would give Arizona the earliest definition of late-term abortion in the country; most states use 20 weeks as a definition.

A sentence in the bill defines gestational age as "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman," which would move the beginning of a pregnancy up two weeks prior to conception.

My bold yet again.



Get that?

I try to look down your blouse and you are automatically pregnant if we hook up TWO FUCKING WEEKS LATER.

These people are a danger to society, period. Tell me again how there is no Republican War On women.
Out of control societal trolls with what they deem as unlimited power to control women's bodies.
There should be recall petitions flying.

After all the extremest political positions that have come out of Jan Brewer's administration, this one is over the top.
Throw in Joe Arpaio and all the crazy illegal shit he has pulled and I vote we do what the neighboring countries did to Malia recently and close the fucking borders with that state. No fuel, no fresh vegetables, no electricity and no quail wings for those insane motherfucking Republicans.

Nobody in, nobody out.
Sorry for your luck touristy people but you just might be carrying some extremist ideas back out and that would make you a Domestic Terrorist.

I Predicted This Last Year

Frothy Mixture is reportedley "suspending" his campaign, leaving The Mittster as the clear leader in the race for the Republican nomination.

It has been painfully obvious to anyone paying attention this was inevitable months ago.

Now it gets serious.

We are about to be blanket wrapped with negative campaign ads for the forseeable future.

Another Obituary I Am looking Forward To

Hard to believe this old woman is still around and that there is a single soul that wants to hear what she has to say, especially an all male school where she was the paid speaker.

"Don't Date Feminists"

– Phyllis Schlafly's advice to young men: Don't date feminists, even though "some of them are pretty." Speaking to an all-male student crowd at The Citadel college in South Carolina this week, the so-called "godmother of conservatism" also blamed feminists for drumming up the recent contraception flap in US politics, The Post and Courier reports. "Contraception is not controversial," said the 87-year-old. "The issue is not access. It’s who’s going to pay for it.”

Excuse me Granny, if you can't afford a fucking rubber, chances are your buddy will give you one.
Even better odds, the lady will have one herself, just in case you are a dumbass.

This old bitch has been flogging the "feminist" line since the 1960's.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm getting old and was actually born in 1960, that is a lot of energy better spent on using contraceptives in my opinion. That one trick pony turned into kicking a dead horse a long fucking time ago too.


I find it extremely hard not to use my usual foul language here.
The words are right there on the tip of my tongue and they are the foulest ones in my repetouire.

Let me start with the fact that an 87 year old ,extremely conservative woman is giving a nice little chat about birth control to an all male graduating class.
Excuse me while I gag until my eyes bleed.

Come on Grandma, get the fuck out.

What I want to know is who is the aspirin between the knees little prude who thought this was necessary.

Really?
An 87 year old shrunken up old hag talking about birth control? Wait, it's about those dangerous fucking feminists that are damn near as old as she is.

Mission accomplished when you walked out on the stage, every swinging dick around just went turtle.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BOYS!!

You thought Cougars were out to rob you of your virile bodily fluids?
It's those hairy armpit nut busting feminists you need to worry about.
They are apparently too cheap to worry about contraceptives.
At least a decent Cougar would make sure you had breakfast before she patted you on the ass on your way out the door.


Phyllis Schlafly has been a dirty ----( can't understand normal thinking) for a long time and I would personally like to ----(beer in, beer out) in her mouth. No seminal fluids involved.
For the life of me, I cannot believe some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea for her to talk about birth control to a sea of testosterone drenched young men.

Gag.

Hurry up and die you old bitch and make my fucking day.

Yesterday would be too late.

Why Does This look Familiar?

Don't tell me you don't know what I am thinking.

Scott Walker Wants Women Back In The Kitchen Where They Belong

This fucking clown needs to go and the people of Wisconsin will have an opportunity to send his fucking ass packing come June.
I sincerely hope they do just that.

Jesus, calling him an asshole is an insult to assholes.

A Wisconsin law that made it easier for victims of wage discrimination to have their day in court was repealed on Thursday, after Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) quietly signed the bill.

The 2009 Equal Pay Enforcement Act was meant to deter employers from discriminating against certain groups by giving workers more avenues via which to press charges. Among other provisions, it allows individuals to plead their cases in the less costly, more accessible state circuit court system, rather than just in federal court.

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Women earn 77 cents for every dollar that men make. In Wisconsin, it's 75 cents, according to the Wisconsin Alliance for Women’s Health (WAWH), which also estimates that families in the state "lose more than $4,000 per year due to unequal pay."

Wisconsin voters fucked up when they elected this malignant mutant but they have the chance to disinfect the governors mansion come June and I hope and pray they do.

This is what happens when people elect Republicans in this day and age, against their own best interests.
The Republican party is chock full of vicious sociopaths and if you think I am being partisan, take off your fucking blinders and look around.
Scott Walker is but one example of the motherfuckers doing their damndest to drag the entire country back to the twelfth century.

Women's health, women's rights, wages, collective bargaining, unions in particular, food safety,the environment, under age workers protections,voters rights, your Constitutional rights, all these things have been under relentless attack by these assclowns.

There is no such thing as a Moderate, Centrist Republican running for office anymore, they are all trying to prove who can be the most extremist motherfucker on the block and they are getting more dangerous by the minute.
It's all fine and dandy by them if you get strip searched for a fucking parking ticket and Corporations are people too, darn it!

I keep waiting for petty criminals to be publicly humiliated by being put in stocks down in the public square just like the good old days.

So, ladies, while you are in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, go ahead and make Mr. Walker a sammich, you know you want to.

Santorum Googles The Latest Vote Returns

He then has a predictable response....



It's a done deal boys and girls.

There is Beer Running Out Of My Nose. Thank You, Local Republicans

I am serious when I say I am laughing my ass off.

The local republican delegate convention went into a self feeding frenzy.
Not only could they not come to agreement on who to designate as delegates, they couldn't come to agreement on who to designate as alternates, as in ZERO.

From the Local Rag;

What began with a sense of unity to defeat President Barack Obama dissolved, over 12 hours, into infighting Saturday at the Clark County GOP convention.

Delegates elected at party caucuses in March were unable to finish the assigned task of electing 94 delegates and 94 alternates to the state convention in Tacoma.

Instead, even after the convention was extended by two hours, they ended up with 75 delegates and no alternates.

The blame was placed on Ron Paul supporters.

“You have to applaud their organization,” said Mike Gaston, executive director of the Clark County GOP.

The 49th and 15th Legislative Districts agreed on their allotted delegates (28 and 2 of them, respectively) while the 18th Legislative District will have 30 delegates instead of 32 and the 17th Legislative District will have 15 instead of 32.

This is payday for Ron Paul, he showed up in this little suburb of Portland TWICE and Mittster fucked off Portland.
A composite of over thirty different outlying small cities wrapped into one, of over a million potential idiots.

Smooth move Mormon Dude.

Smart move Ron Paul political adviser, whatever your fucking name is.

Mittster fucked off the West Coast because he damn well knows he is going to find a thumb to the nose out here but even the local Republican base imploding is just Viagra Laced Vanilla Cinnamon icing on a German Chocolate cake with a two drink minimum.

Go ahead and write off the ENTIRE WEST COAST.

Anyone else notice how close Filthy Rich Mormon is to Filthy Rich Moron?

Blogiversaries

My, how time flies, like the foam flecked spittle that sprays from my fingertips.

Driftglass is celebrating his seventh, as is Blue Girl over at They Gave Us A Republic.

As for me, I can't hardly believe I have been hurling invectives and cuss words that hadn't been invented yet for six years now.

That is quite the mile stone in Blogging.

Way back when Stupie McFuckwit and his minions were busy doing their best to destroy this country from within and I was strangling on my rage, I found the perfect outlet and here I am still.

Oh, I haven't forgotten those rotten motherfuckers by any means and the fact that their cohorts that are in office now are still just as hell bent as ever to drag us all back to the eleventh century hasn't escaped me.

So, I guess I'll just hang around for a while and continue venting my spleen at whatever crazy shit happens to cause the bile to rise in my throat on any particular day.
There seems to be and endless supply of both.

Thank you one and all for taking the time to drop by and even more so for leaving your comments.
Also, a special thanks to all my internet pals and those kind enough to put up a link to my little rant hole over the years.

Cheers.

Another Reason Anthony Scalia Should Be Impeached And Thrown Into The Street.

After three days of testimony in the Obama Health Care debate in front of the Supreme court, who are not expected to deliver an official decision until NEXT JUNE, This quote just came out of the mouth of one of the worst Supreme Court Justices in modern history;

JUSTICE SCALIA: Mr. Kneedler, what happened to the Eighth Amendment? You really want us to go through these 2,700 pages? (Laughter.) And do you really expect the Court to do that? Or do you expect us to — to give this function to our law clerks? Is this not totally unrealistic? That we are going to go through this enormous bill item by item and decide each one?

My emphasis.

Why yes, you fucking asshole, by June, that is exactly what I expect you to do.
It used to be called Homework,you sonofabitch.

By the way, his invoking the eighth amendment must be some kind of insider asshole Supreme Court joke;

What is the 8th Amendment?
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Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

My bold.

Funny guy this Corporate fucking whore.

Yeah dude, I DO expect you or one of your Paralegals to read, parse and interpret EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WORD of those 2700 pages of bullshit those fuckers in Congress voted on,after adding bullshit amendments to it, then sending it to The Presidents desk to be passed into law, IT IS YOUR FUCKING JOB!!

After all, now that corporations are people too, according to you and campaign money is unlimited, you should have plenty of leisure time to sit on your fat fucking ass and do a little recreational reading so you can, you know, make an informed decision on medical care that is going to affect every fucking American Citizen for the rest of their lives.

You arrogant fucking pig.

Do us all a favor and choke to death on a fucking meat ball.

One Guess On the Individual Mandate

SEEE YAAA!

That was the one sticking point with me, where is it in the Constitution that says I have to pay some fuckhead private insurer for health insurance?

I am still severely ass chapped about having to buy car insurance from a state level law and having to wear a helmet to ride a "bike" and just who the fuck are you that says I have to wear a fucking seat belt, my kid can't ride in the back of the truck, has to be in a government approved seat until they are carnival approved and are"This High" ?

Ya see?

This shit is incremental, yer the frog in the pot and they are turning up the heat, again.

Uhm, no.

Unless they turn this mandate into a Federal insurance program, ahem, Medicaid, in my opinion it is absolutely Unconstitutional for the Federal government to pass a law telling me I have to purchase health insurance with what little money I have left, from a fucking "For Profit" insurer or be fined.

Not gonna happen Barry.

Bingo

I have to tell ya, this guy is on my Blogroll because I think the man has some critical thinking skills, even though we are worlds apart politically.
I sometimes stop by and yank his chain but he has his points.

I think he struck a nerve here and I will let you all see what he has to say and digest it at your leisure.

Ya gotta give me credit for having an open mind.

The following is copied verbatim,

Obama And "Flexibility" After The Election

Some of you may have missed this exchange between the Russian President and our President Feckless:

President Obama: On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this, this can be solved but it’s important for him to give me space.

President Medvedev: Yeah, I understand. I understand your message about space. Space for you…

President Obama: This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.

President Medvedev: I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.

Nice. What else is Obama planning for after the election? Massive gun control? Higher Taxes? More environmental regulation? After all, he will have more flexibility.

If Obama is re-elected by the dumb masses the gloves will come off and he will go full totalitarian Marxist on the USA, along with his willing accomplices in the press and congress.

Gotta love those "open mikes".

If you are the author of this opinion piece and do not wish to be quoted, please let me know by email at Bustednuckles AT GMAIL, Dot Com.

I, however, have no problem printing my reply;

My ultra liberal brother predicted that train of thought last year.
If Obama gets re elected, it is game on, and the Conservative republicans are going to get a long list of Presidential signing orders and recess appointments that would make a McDonalds menu look like a four year old scribbling on the wall with a new box of crayons.

Good luck Romney.

Thank you G.W., for doing it so many times that everyone just got complacent about it.

I see The Kenyan has already figured this out.

What comes around goes around.

I mean nothing personal, just stating the facts.

Check One in The Win Box

Finally, finally, I got the fucking wipers working in my POS El Camino, thank Google.
The fucking bastards use the wiper switch as a variable ground.
No wonder putting power to the fucker didn't work.
I finally found an El Camino site that has a chat room and someone had the same problem and Lo and Behold, some guy laid it out nice and neat.

Thank you, car guy.

The evil fuckers use one, damn near impossible to find bolt, as the ground at the wiper motor it's self and I dropped two of them down the fucking inside of the fender/ firewall and it took me an hour to try using a telescoping magnet, take the fucking inner fender off,laying on the floor, to find a cute little sheet metal pocket at the bottom of the firewall made exclusively just to catch the fucking bolts you drop trying to replace the wiper motor.

I have often wished for a painful death for certain automotive engineers but this one just went to the head of the line.

Fucking ignorant, stupid fucking asshole sonofabitch dickhead motherfuckers, why in the world could you not use the bolt at the very top , where you can actually see it, to use as a fucking ground?

Kill death murder.


Anyway, one down.
Back to the tranny leak, the fucked up flywheel and oh, yeah, the dirty sonofabitch heater motor, which is brand new, that doesn't work.
More electrical trouble shooting.

By the way, you have been paying attention and know that it fucking snowed here a couple of days ago, then we were so lucky as to have freezing fog the next morning.

Did I forget to mention that the new wiper motor did not include the wiper washer motor?
That's another seventy five bucks and ya gotta take the fucking motor back out to install it.

That shit ain't gonna happen, I am going to NAPA and buying an aftermarket reservoir with a pump in it and mount it under the hood .


Next on the list is putting the instrument cluster back together and digging a big hole in the back yard just in case I ever run into the fucking assholes who went home one night over thirty years ago and bragged to their wife what a great idea they had that day.

Ya Gotta Love Modern Technology

You can stagger around after waking up too early in the fucking morning and flip a switch and have an instant, beautiful gas fireplace come on with the fake logs and can't even light a fucking cigarette with the fucking thing because it is behind a plate of glass and your lighter is somewhere in the bedroom so you have to go slam the toaster down like yer mom taught ya forty fucking years ago.

Who are these nanny cocksuckers and where are they so I can cock punch the stupid mother fuckers?

Oh, sure, it's for my safety.

I am positive it is the same bunch of fucking tight asses who won't allow beer commercials to let anyone actually drink fucking beer, because beer is bad for me and I have to wear seat belts, my kids have to wear helmets to ride their bikes or skate boards and god Forbid I don't put my garbage can five feet away from the recycling bin at precisely seven AM on Thursday morning, I even got a note for that shit.

Nanny needs a good stomp in the crotch.

Update, oh FUCK ME I forgot about the cigarettes that go dead now because some fuck head burned his house down and now the fucking cock suckers go out.
Smooth move motherfuckers, try sticking a half smoked cigarette in a fucking toaster some time.
I'm sure there will be a law against that in the works next week.

Now I am lacing up my steel toe'd boots that I have to wear at work and I am coming for your Nancy asses with my safety glasses on and a work permit signed in triplicate.

Ask Me My Facebook password at an Employment interview, I fucking Dare ya .

Ballsy mother fuckers, get a fucking clue.
All I have to say to you,the truth.

I don't have a Facebook account.

If you want to ask me about my internet habits, it's another Fuck you, I don't have any.
Y'all are crossing the line by asking and I will be Goddamed if I am going to give you a fucking thing.
Not my Email address, not the name of my Blog, it doesn't exist and if I know how to use a computer, yes, I do.

None of your fucking business what I do.
It still pisses me off to no end that I have to be subjected to random drug testing thanks to Saint Ronny and his fucked up Supreme court telling me I can expect to have limited expectations of freedom because I work in an industry that has to do with public transportation.

This horseshit of asking to go around and demand to peruse your social life on the internet is a direct violation of my fourth amendment and sixth amendment rights.

The fucking cocksuckers who think they can do this because it is a private business can find the business end of my dick at the business end of where they swallow.

If I can perform the duties required to accomplish the needs of your business at the required time, on time, put up with the usual bullshit of inter office politics and do it safely and still not choke the living shit out of the inevitable corporate suck up should be enough for you.

I keep seeing people say they have to because they need the work to feed their family.

Feeding your family is paramount, handing over your soul to do it is beyond the pale.

These fucking people should be excoriated publicly at every opportunity and humiliated for thinking that they own the impunity to have the ability to hire and fire someone for their personal thoughts that have absolutely nothing to do with job performance.

I see Facebook just went after said assholes, like Facebook means shit to me but good for them.
I kept getting Emails about some fucking Farmville thing too.

WTF? I know what it is but forty and fifty year old friends sending me emails for that shit was kind of creepy.
Naked wimmins I can deal with but I could give a shit if your imaginary turnip farm needs me to send you a truck load of imaginary cow shit.

Really?

I'm telling ya, this country has gone socially retarded at light speed in the last ten years.
Then, we can talk politics...
Invasive vaginal radiation pictures being mandatory if a lady wants to terminate a pregnancy by some indeterminate fucking physician who probably has more patients with more medically pressing needs and who is trying to deal with the already outrageous demands of the insane clown posse of the Republican parties blitzkrieg Medical kamikaze progrom on Medicaid.
I'm telling ya, their are several republicans, who were elected by a majority of ignorant motherfuckers who need a serious elbow to the jaw.

Beyond ridiculous some of the shit I see every day.

Make It Stop

As you may recall, I was bitching about the weather a couple of days ago. It snowed pretty good around here the day after Spring sprung.

Last night it was cold enough to freeze the windows on the car.

This morning, as I sit here scratching myself inappropriately, we have freezing fucking fog.

Fuck this.
I finally went to bed at 3 this morning, woke up at 6:45 it is now almost 8 AM and I am going back to bed.

From the looks of it outside, there will be no change when I wake up again.

We had a high of 39 the other day.
I am so looking forward to Summer.

Just for fun, night before last I woke up in the middle of the night needing to use the bathroom and while staggering around in the dark I managed to smack my knee cap on the dresser real good.
Damn, that fucker is sore, limped around all day at work. The whole knee cap is a nice shiny red, hasn't even turned colors yet.

Enough bitching, lights out.

Thanks fer stopping by.
Maybe I will have something more interesting later.

I Loves My Wife.

We just had a short exchange, "I love you"," I love you too." she says

I look at you when you aren't paying attention, she says the same thing back.

Fucking stalker.
She even gets in my under wear drawer without my knowledge.
Guys go to jail for that shit.

I do have to admit my under wear is clean and all my socks match now.
She makes the bed every day and makes sure my narrow ass is fed on a regular basis too.
Clean towels and having to actually brush my teeth every morning are rituals I am getting used to.

She is a good woman and I am a damn lucky motherfucker she puts up with my ass.
She says don't ever forget it either.

She even laughed when I told her what I was posting and said "I don't give a shit".
It doesn't get better than that.
I think maybe I have met my match, God forbid that there are two of us.

Be very afraid.

My Pal Lost A Loved One Today

My internet pal Fixer from Alternate Brain Fame lost his father in law this afternoon.
He had been taking care of him and making sure he was in good shape for a while now, that is a stand up guy in my book.

The gentleman had been in declining health for some time and was battling Altzheimers at 90 plus years.

He had a massive stroke and passed away while remaining unresponsive.

God speed to him.

Fixer's job is not over by a long shot, he and his lovely wife now have the extremely painful task of making the final plans and taking care of his estate.

Please, stop by and give him and his wife some well deserved support, the lady just lost her Father today and I give her my sincere condolences. They are very good people that we could all use some more of in this world.

The First Day Of Spring

And it is snowing like a bitch outside.

Goofy fucking weather around here lately.
It is 75 degrees in Minnesota and snowing in Portland Oregon.

That's just wrong.

Your Rights Can Be Terminated

Look for yourself, The Man says so!

I hope they sue these cock suckers and the entire Chicago police department into bankruptcy.

Watch it twice, it gets a little confusing with so many people arguing.

I have one thing and one thing only to say, the fucking asshole is right, they can and will terminate every right you were born with, at will, and try to buy their way out of it when they have been found guilty of depriving you of your rights, day, after day, after day.
Your fucking taxes just go up to let these fucking assholes get away with this shit until someone does, finally sue their fucking asses off and wins, it happens all the time, in every city.
Tell me Officer Ward just stepped on his dick.

"Your First Amendment rights can be terminated if you create a scene, or whatever, your First Amendment rights have limitations."

Velcome to Amerika, peon,You, can thank the Supreme court during Ronny Raygun for that decision.

This asshole just got punked and he did it to himself.

Notice both got released after ten minutes with no charges filed.

View more videos at: http://nbcchicago.com.

Then notice some other dick told them to get out of the median after being directed there by the first said dick head.

You have no fucking rights, be very aware of that, this is proof.

Y'all need to speak English

Santorum has to be the most tone deaf motherfucker I have ever seen.

That is what he said out loud to the people of Puerto Rico.
Ninety percent of whom speak Spanish exclusively.

He was trying to dangle the carrot of them becoming the 51'st state and stuck his foot in his mouth clear to the knee. His campaign manager there up and walked away and had to be replaced with an aging, retired, Baseball player.

No surprise then that the other fucking tone deaf motherfucker walked away with all their delegates, even though they can't vote in the primary in November.

I am telling ya, this is turning into a Tee Vee series that rivals I love Lucy .

Romney skated away with all twenty delegate votes and now Frothy is getting seriously close to him being impossible to win the nomination and Newticles might as well go back to Georgia and get back to charging way too much money for speaking engagements.
Like I would waste a perfectly good dime and throw a pop bottle at his fat ass.

I told you last year that the Mormon was going to be the nominee and I am right.
He doesn't have a chance come November because the South isn't going to back him and as much fucking money that he has is already pretty much gone.
Super PACs, Koch Brothers, those notorious Corporate " people" not withstanding, the guy is fucking toast.

Kudos for stimulating the economy though.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Oh, by the way Frothy?

Nice try with the strident speeches about how porno is going to kill this country, all I can say is you are getting wound so fucking tight your eyes are starting to bulge.

Now that the republican nomination process has to move out of the South and into places where there are actually folks that can think for themselves, you might as well walk into a brick wall.

I noticed Romney declined to appear at a scheduled debate across the river in Portland.

He might actually have someone on his staff that isn't completely stupid.

The West Coast is Blue from Mexico to Canada.

No need to waste your campaign funds around here.

I don't have to deal with fucked up traffic either.

Kiss Me Twice, I'm Double Irish

That explains why I can drink more than two normal humans.

My Grand father and Grand mother were both first generation Irish Americans.
Their parents came from the Old Country in the late 1860's.
His brother and her sister also married.
Hence, I can say with some certainty that I have a pretty good dose of the green.
The Patriarchs came from a little town in County Antrim called Ballymena, it's actually on the map.
In honor of this being St. Patricks day, I thought I would leave you with my best wishes and my favorite Irish joke, there are millions of them out there.

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy Mick..." so he decided to set a test for Murphy hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Murphy says, "Dats easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" Murphy says "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine". Fair enough, says the boss.

Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Murphy stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir" he says. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Murphy says, "each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree, n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100". Murphy stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" he makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go sir. 100." The boss looks at Murphy's attempt and thinks, Ha! Got him this time. "Go on Murphy, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred."

Murphy leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred, when do I start my job?"

Happy St. Patricks day and if you ever find this shirt, I want it.

Enough

As anyone who has ever stopped by here knows, I can be a bit of a dick.
In real life, I am a nice fucking guy, you would be amazed, seriously.

This is my outlet for what goes through my head while I am some times gritting my teeth while being such a nice guy.

On this particular subject, the Republicans concerted effort to use their political power to turn back the clock back before the turn of the century concerning women's rights and especially women's reproductive rights, has caused me to blow a fuse for the language filter and I will start with a huge neon sign, FUCK YOU!!

That being said, I would like to say that if it weren't for women, none of these crazy fucks would be here.

Ya can't help it.



I do believe in evolution and if Frothy Mixture had been born on the West Coast, I can assure you, he would have a different outlook on life.

It seems there are some backwards motherfuckers back East and y'all need to get out the butterfly nets.
Thank goodness, The Mormon decided he has no use for Oregon and cancelled an appearance at a debate here.

Good, fuck head.


This fucking bullshit about Republicans passing laws that declare any woman wanting an abortion having to have an invasive procedure is so off the fucking charts I am wondering if the contrails in the sky might have fucked them up up big time.

Let me be clear here.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, has the fucking authority to legislate personal body invasions for any medical procedure, PERIOD.

In case you don't quite understand what I mean, if you try and pass a law that says I have to have some state sanctioned asshole stick his finger up my ass so I can get condoms, said state sanctioned asshole is going to be in need of some serious dental work, I could give a fuck what law you pass.

I break the fucking law every Goddamned day, watch me.

This wedge issue that has absolutely nothing to do with the current run for President has gotten so fucking far out of hand, I want to get my hands around someones throat.

I have had enough of you ignorant cocksuckers.

You are so adamant about your religion being such an integral part of your publicly political message and doing your damndest to shove it down the throats of everyone in this country because you happen to have a majority of your crazy motherfucking idiot, backwards assed, stupid sonsabitch,creationist Bible Thumping jack ass porn watching fellows yanking the levers of power , you are about to find out what the word Backlash means.

That's right, morons, backlash.

I Highly doubt that any of you are good at Math.

You know,that two plus two thing.

Knowingly pissing off half the population of this country, besides the rest of the world watching you do it, is precisely like the old saying of cutting off your nose to spite your face.

You people are so fucking stupid I would feel sorry for you and donate my pocket change to help someone figure out just what the fuck is wrong with you so we could fund a medical cure for your sorry asses, if it were possible.

Alas, it seems to be out of reach of current medical science, other than euthanasia.

The sun does not orbit a flat earth and yes, the reason there are so many people like you are on the planet is a physical condition involving chemical sequences called hormones, you are not exclusive to this club and your mother is no exception either.

You are, however, exclusive to having been blessed without a few key chemical sequences that involving the development of the human brain, especially the ones crucial to something called abstract thinking.

I actually feel sorry for you because you have no sense of adventure, need rigid guidelines to rule your everyday lives, have to have the same routine every fucking day and it makes me wonder if there is not yet some clinically undiagnosed relation to your thought process and autism.

Before anyone jumps my ass about that last comment, I have a 28 year old autistic boy now and I can certainly see the similarities.

In short, get your fucking Holier than thou, women are subject to my whims bullshit out of our public discourse, get the fuck with the program that we, the people, need to get back to work, quit obstructing every Goddamn thing to prove how "pure" you are and while you are at it, grow the fuck up and when ever you crazy fucks decide this is a great wedge issue in the future, stay the fuck out of my wife's pussy, the guy two states away's daughters pussy, her friends pussy and everyone else who happens to be of the gentler sexes reproductive parts, forever.
Else you will soon see a huge void in your voting results.
Those being not in your favor.

You might also experience some side effects, such as burnt toast for breakfast, no fucking breakfast or dinner and a sudden surge of that dreaded Hawaiian disease, commonly known as "LackAnookie".

Of course, that will just be the one thing to push you over the edge, again.
Burnt toast is just beyond the pale from your female indentured servant.

You will have to get a bigger wrench to super tighten her chastity belt and show her who is boss.

Take Your Crazy And Shove Off

I don't know about you but I am sick and tired of these crazy fucking bastard Republican candidates.
I don't hear a Goddamn thing come out of their mouths except wedge issues and outright insanity.

Womens birth control,anti immigration, Big Government, Tax breaks for the already obscenely rich, anti union, on and on and on.

What I am NOT hearing is just what the fuck they plan to do about putting millions of people back to work at a decent wage with decent benefits, what the fuck their foreign policies are, what the fuck they plan on doing about getting our troops home and just exactly how they plan on putting THOSE people to work or how they plan to take care of the thousands of our veterans with war trauma the rest of their lives.

I also don't see any forethought on what to do about the crooked banking industry or the crooked mortgage industry, the war on drugs, the rotting infrastructure of our country , climate change,the money losing Post office or basically any real pressing issue facing this country.
Nope, it's all about vaginas and dragging everyone back to the eleventh fucking century.
They want anyone who isn't already obscenely rich to serve as vassals to those who are and bow down to their vision of Almighty God, which by the way, isn't quite exactly on par with the teachings of a certain guy named Jesus that I had drilled into me at a tender age.
These clowns are more Old Testament the way I see it and even then, twist the message sideways.

The current crop of Republican candidates are so far out of touch with the average American as to be laughable and the blatant pandering I have seen is indeed comical to the point of parody.

I wouldn't vote for any one of these people to be in charge of putting scotch tape in the dispenser.

Get your fucking religion out of the business of this country, get your head out of your asses and out of the ladies reproductive parts and educate yourselves on actually governing in a sane manner or get the fuck off the stage forever.

Preferably the latter.

Fucknoids.

1984 Rules the World

Forget thought crime, this shit is getting serious, welcome to the future.
It's not bad enough the State can cruise through a parking lot and scan every license plate at fifteen miles an hour, or fifty, for that matter.

It's not bad enough that there are traffic camera's every where you turn, Arizona has them every half fucking mile in the middle of the fucking desert, Britain has them in bars where it is now Verbotten to wear a fucking hat or sun glasses because they demand to positively identify you sipping a motherfucking beer,they went so far as to outlaw real glass beer containers and real metal knives and forks two years ago in bars.
Now, George Orwell should be spinning about two thousand RPM in his grave, they took that concept and ran hard.

Now get this.

I can see prohibition Moonshiners circa two thousand fucking thirteen making a mint in Jolly Old England next year.

Really.

If you try to put gasoline in your car, at say, eight fucking dollars a gallon and the pump is connected to Big Brother, if you don't have car insurance, they will shut the pump off remotely.

I suppose some burly dudes in a big box van with machine guns won't be far behind to throw you on the ground to help you separate your shoulder with a knee in your neck and your elbow somewhere between you and the moon.

No fuel for you, ya piece of shit that is trying to get to work,a hospital,or God Forbid, an appointment with the motherfucking government.

Look for this to come to a fucking gas station near you soon.

When I was a kid, they gave you laundry soap, dishes, glasses or Green Stamps for doing business with them and checked your oil, cleaned your windshield and checked the air pressure in your tires just for doing business with them instead of the guy down the street. Now they are going to call the STASI on ya without lifting a finger.

Papers, Citizen?

What A Surprise

Oh yeah, I have been fucked over by some of these assholes before, I finally got wise to their shit though.
Nice to see some of them finally getting some of their own back makes me very happy.
Apparently robo-signing might not be a practice reserved solely for the foreclosure crisis.

West Virgnia's attorney general is suing two units of a debt collection company, Encore Capital Group, alleging that they robo-signed affidavits when they were trying to get default judgments against West Virginia borrowers, according to Bloomberg. For their part, Encore officials said that the lawsuit came as a "surprise," according to the West Virginia Record.

As the economic downturn pushed more Americans deeper into debt, the debt collection industry has boomed, and the sector is coming under increased scrutiny. Consumer complaints to the Federal Trade Commission about debt collectors rose 17 percent in 2010, according to USA Today. The agency last year filed a complaint against another debt collection company, this one based in California, alleging it used aggressive tactics to get borrowers to pay up -- even when they didn't owe any money.

Yeah, these fuckers need to be fined out of existence and spend a few years talking to someone named Bubba, nightly.

I'm A Grandpa, Again

My boy and his girlfriend had a baby last night.

Remind me not to fuck with this girl.
She is tough.
Two hours of hard labor with no epidural, she finally popped out a whopping nine pound baby boy.
He has some problems but in the long term I am sure he will be fine.
His blood is too acidic and his body temperature is too high so they sent the little feller to OHSU, the best, most sprawling giant assed , state of the art, hospital over in Portland.

They basically have the poor little feller in a bucket of ice, his body temperature is clear down to 95 degrees, which is hypothermic to the point of near death.
Damn that is going to be one grumpy little kid.

I feel for the little bugger.
When I was four, I had the Chicken Pox and they stuck me in the bath tub and filled it with ice.
I will remember that until the day I die, talking to my Dad, he even remembers that, told me he didn't want them to do it but apparently I was in bad shape.

Anyways, Please give a shout out to little Carter and lend a thought to a couple of exhausted kids who are going to be pretty much sleepless for the forseeable future.

He has all the necessary appendages and a head full of coal black hair from what I hear.
They are not letting friends over to see him yet, my boy told me I could come over but I declined, they have enough on their hands and I have been told it was a good thing I wasn't at the hospital last night as her Dad was a complete asshole.
My oldest daughter said that I would have punched him in the head , even the ex said he was a jerk.
Tea bagger asshole, talking politics, disrespected my son to the point my five foot two daughter got in his face. Even her mother had enough and grabbed her and walked away.

Damn proud of that little darlin' I am.

I'm sure I will meet this fuck head some where down the road, I hope they warn him about me first.
I ain't quite so patient.

It All Makes Sense Now

Someone has gone all out psycho for the last three nights in a row.
Apparently waiting for Super Tuesday.

Sleeping all day with delusions of Grandeur,

Love me now, cuddle me, play with me until I kick you to the curb or my tongue hangs out because you paid attention to me, give me everything you have.
In the mean time, you forcibly took me to a doctor against my will to have hypodermic needles stuck in my tender places and had my reproductive organs surgically removed,without my permission, I can never have children of multi ethnic heritage, especially ones that could possibly be black, brown, Calico or that really strange tabby thing from around the block either.
I Love You!


Good Lord, My cat is a fucking Republican.

35 And Counting

According to Think Progress, Rush Limbaugh has lost 35 advertisers so far after he called Ms. Luke a slut and a prostitute repeatedly last week.
I especially like this one;

JCPENNEY

"It has come to our attention that a handful of local radio stations may have played jcpenney radio spots adjacent to or during The Rush Limbaugh Show. To be clear, jcpenney is not a national advertiser of this show. We have a strict “No Run” policy in place specifically regarding The Rush Limbaugh Show.

After jcpenney confirms the facts, we will contact any local radio station that is in violation of our radio advertising parameters to ensure that our “No Run” policy is adhered to regarding this program." (via Facebook: http://thkpr.gs/Av7oq2)

Somebody is going to get fired for that.
Ol' JC been around a while.

I have no illusions that That fat fucking asshole is going to be taken off the air anytime soon but it is costing his employers money now and that is what they look at.

Of course, I never dreamed Glenn Beck would get starved out either but it really happened.

Keep up the pressure, I SOOOO want to see his fat hateful ass get thrown off of our Armed Forces Radio so bad I am fucking salivating.

Update On My Bridge Rant

I was so pissed off the other day about the complete incompetence of some local bridge designers who screwed the pooch, I sent a letter to the editor and lo and behold, it got published in the local fish wrapper!

I was pretty hot under the collar about it but didn't curse yet still got my point across that I was furious.



Good on me.

They edited it slightly to save space but I don't mind, I still got my point across rather well.

A Special Treat

I have looked for this off and on for years now.
Paul Rogers and Jimmy Page while they were together in a band called The Firm in the mid eighties.
I am watching a Bad Company concert on Tee Vee right now and spent a half hour hunting this down.

Crank it up, this is way fucking good and not something you have ever heard on the radio, sadly.

Bye Bye Rush

The rotten fucker finally stepped on his tiny little dick.

I have been waiting for this for years now.

Calling a young woman who had the temerity to speak out about birth control a slut on his national radio broadcast show just blew up in his face.
Advertisers are bailing out and he even went so far as to give a quasi apology.


I want him to have so much time on his hands that he and Glenn Beck can spend the rest of their lives reliving the phantom good old days in a very deep and very dark cave in a tsunami zone.
Hell, I will be charitable and throw in a fucking soccer ball to mediate their occasional disagreements.
I will call it Obama....

The time has come to finally rid ourselves of this poisonous fucknugget.

Mind Boggling Incompetence

Here in the Portland Metropolitan area, there has been a serious problem with traffic going between Oregon and Washington over the Columbia river for decades.
There are three bridges currently available to do this.
One was built in the seventies, I remember them building that one, they built an entire freeway with it.

The other two date to the thirties and fifties respectively.

The first of these two old draw bridges was built in the thirties and then they built the twin in the fifties.
There is a serious bottle neck they built after crossing over into Oregon where it goes from six lanes down to two.

Morons were involved, I am positive.

Now, they have been planning a 3 BILLION dollar fix, including a new, giant fucking bridge.
They have spent 140 Million dollars and many years planning it and have gone so far as to pass legislation so they can charge a toll on this as of yet non existent Bridge and freeway upgrade.

What do I wake up and see on the front page of today's paper?

The Coast Guard says it isn't high enough to let tall masted ships clearance to get under.

Let that sink in for a moment.

One business on the river alone told them they needed 125 feet of clearance and the current plan sits at 95 feet.

Morons were involved here too, I am positive.

When I got done reading the article, I was so fucking pissed off I Whipped off a letter to the editor, with out cursing mind you,calling for heads to roll and the local prosecutor to sue for redress.
By their estimates, it would take another hundred and fifty million to raise it up where it needs to be.
As we all know, on a 3 Billion dollar project, there are going to be cost over runs
and I would not be a damned bit surprised after they break ground and start construction to see it double.
This is what pisses me off the most, on a three billion dollar project to build a Mega Bridge across the biggest river West of the Mississippi, someone didn't take the time to think that there might actually be ships going up and down that river.

The incompetence is mind boggling.

Highly educated stupid fucking idiots.

Like I said, there are morons involved, I am positive.

Conservative Fuckwit, Andrew Breitbart dead at 43

It is pointless to kick a dead horse, as much as I would like to.

My condolences to his wife and children.

Another Battle Won.

HA! dirty motherfucker.

I want to hunt down and strangle the idiot cock sucker who had this fucking car before me.
Gotta, and I do mean gotta, be a fucking Crack head.

I have been fighting a severe oil leak since I got the damn thing.
Severe as in puddles under the front of the car, in my parents garage.

That shit don't fly.

I took it to my friends transmission repair shop to have a new starter put in it, that I fucked up and to chase down two leaks, one was transmission fluid and the other one was that nasty fucking oil leak.

He put it on the hoist and cleaned everything up, then had to use a crows foot socket wrench to get the transmission cooler lines off to remove the starter.
he also changed a little seal on the side of tranny where the shift linkage hooks up.

Starter in, good, fucked up ring gear, bad.

Dude only charged me forty bucks and wouldn't take the extra twenty I wanted to give him.

There will be some drinks bought later.

It works and sometime down the road, I will have him yank the transmission, this guy is GOOD he can haul that thing out in a half hour, have him throw another flex plate at it and call it good.

In the mean time, he fired it up after climbing a ladder because it was on the hoist and leak hunting we went.

I know it is at the front of the motor somewhere.
Got the flashlight out and started watching.
After about a minute, I see smoke coming out of the left front of the engine!!

Looking a little closer and being mindful of the fan spinning at a high rate of speed real near to where I am looking and I see smoke coming out of a empty bolt hole.
An empty bolt hole?
Sure as shit.
There is a bolt that is supposed to go in that hole hole on Chevy 350's that when changing the fuel pump, which is operated by a large push rod off the cam, that you can remove and thread in a two inch long bolt to hold that push rod in place so it doesn't fall out on the fucking floor, which they are prone to do. I learned this the hard way after pushing a 66 Chevy pick up across two lanes of traffic and half way up a driveway by myself in a hundred and four degree weather, by myself, at a whopping one hundred twenty five pounds.

That bolt was missing and oil was flowing out of it like an Arabian Princes dream.
One new starter, one used bolt and some skookem' putty to make double sure the motherfucker doesn't leak any more and life is good.
Two down, several more issues to deal with but I AM kicking this things ass, finally.
Stay tuned and,

Thanks fer stopping by.

Bye Bye Frothy

Romney has been declared the winner of not only Michigan but Arizona as well.
He did especially well in Michigan with voters that were;

Old and White at 42%,
Over 65,wait, I repeat myself.

Post Graduate,46%,

AAAAAnd, had an income of over 200 grand a year.

What a fucking surprise.

44% of those adoring fans were in the category of not having any family member in a Union with a total among all candidates coming to a whopping 77%.
Another surprise,

not.

Fuck this, Go see the results for yourselves, it is entirely within the norm for typical Republican voters.
My little chubby comes down to Frothy getting another chance to show the world his hairy ass.

It is getting mathematically impossible for him to get the nomination, Gingrich is a scarecrow in an empty corn field and Dr. Paul is even starting to eat Newts Liver in places.

All in all,it is what I have been anticipating since last year.

Giggle.

That Didn't Take Long

The same day I shut off that horrible word verification they were back.

I will have to admit that word verification seems to be quite the deterrent to those fuckers but Google HAS to come up with something a lot more user friendly.
The thing that kills me about those asshole spammers is that they tend to target older posts like I ain't going to notice and the chances of anyone else seeing them approaches zero.

Nobody goes through my archives except me and more often than not, I can't even find what I am looking for.
In the mean time, into purgatory they go, every one that I find.

Just once, I would like to meet some jerk who proudly claims he is a spammer face to face.

I'm sure my knuckles would heal eventually.

Miserable sonsabitches need a case of the hives in their crotch and their fucking teeth knocked out so they have to suck soup through a straw for a month.

Look Familiar?

If you are over forty, you will understand what this means...

It is known as "Jumping The Shark".
As in doing something so desperate in public for attention that you have just ended your career doing it.

Welcome to that club and goodbye Mr. Santorum.

"I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute," he told 'This Week' host George Stephanopoulos. "The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country...to say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up."

I have no problem with people who have faith, just keep it out of our political process.
That is one of my pet peeves with these outspoken motherfuckers who hide behind their religious beliefs but what REALLY pisses me off is when they want to cram their religious fervor and misinterpretation of what the original intent was to the point of absolute disinclusion of anyone who doesn't have that crazy eyed fervor that they so demand to be included.

Here we go again with these fucking cretins and their ABSOLUTE lack of comprehension when it comes to ANY fucking amendment to The Constitution of these United States of America.

To wit;

The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights. The amendment prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

Originally, the First Amendment applied only to laws enacted by the Congress. However, starting with Gitlow v. New York, the Supreme Court has applied the First Amendment to each state. This was done through the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. The Court has also recognized a series of exceptions to provisions protecting the freedom of speech.

Courtesy Wikipedia.

The VERY FIRST amendment sets this issue straight immediately and yet Frothy Mixture says that the guys who spent years framing this document after countless meetings and debates doesn't matter because this is like, 1312 dude, in his feeble little mind.

Go puke your guts out you stupid fucking idiot, keep making yourself sick and get busy getting ready to be castigated and shunned.

Something I am positive Mitt Romney understands.

It's a socio/religious method of getting rid of people they deem to be undesirable in their community.

I do believe you are going to find that the larger community known as America , the land of the free, is getting ready to show you the entrance to a dock with a set of water ski's and a Great White waiting to get jumped.

Personally, I hope you miss, you ain't the Fonz, ahhhhhhy?

Fuck you dude, yer a certifiable moron.