Count Me In

Poor Mittster, he is already playing the victim card, as we all know just how quick these Republican fucks are in doing .

Now it's "The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy" in the media who is out to terminate his run for President like an unwanted pregnancy.

Just for shits and grins, I am going to quote the formidable Suzie Madrak and swipe her graphic on just who dominates the fucking air waves day in and day out, as if you weren't already quite aware.
In case you live in a vacuum, Driftglass is the Go To guy who eviscerates the "Mouse Circus" on a regular schedule.

Back to Suzie, nice opening salvo, I must say;

Ah yes, the infamous left-wing conspiracy, and that librul media! I don't blame Mittens for getting upset.Think of all those damned media socialists like Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, G. Gordon Liddy, Laura Ingraham, Fred Hiatt, Matt Drudge, Charles Krauthammer, Michelle Malkin, William Kristol, Phyllis Schlafly, Brit Hume, S.E. Cupp, Howard Kurtz, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Neil Cavuto, Michael Medved, Dana Loesch, Dennis Miller, Michael Savage, Michael Reagan, the recently deceased Andrew Breitbart, Erick Erickson, Mike Allen, Tom Donahue, Ann Coulter, Paul Gigot, and John Stossel - oh, I can't go on.
snip.

Every single time you turn on the TV or radio, it's just another damned communist hippie.

Damn, how could she forget that ever present douchebag KKKarl Rove or their maniacal sisters from different mothers Michelle Bachmann and my personal favorite, Sarah Palin?

It must be the PTSD.


Now get a load of who is backing this horde of misinformation specialists,

And all those extreme librul organizations that fund their subversive propaganda: the Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Koch Family foundations, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Scaife Family foundations, the American Enterprise Institute, the Heritage Foundation, Adolph Coors Foundation, the Cato Institute, the Hudson Institute, the Hoover Institution, the Heartland Institute, or the Manhattan Institute.

snip.

Now it just gets pathetic.

Romney was making an appearance on Breitbart TV and was asked by host Larry O'Connor whether he was ready to take on "the media and these nonprofits groups that are working together."

Breitbart TV?
LMFAO!

"There will be an effort by the quote vast left wing conspiracy to work together to put out their message and to attack me," Romney said in response. "They're going to do everything they can to divert from the message people care about, which is a growing economy that creates more jobs and rising incomes. That's what people care about."

snip.

Romney said dealing with journalists, many of whom he said were biased, was a perpetual problem for Republicans.

"Many in the media are inclined to do the president's bidding and I know that's an uphill battle we fight with the media generally," Romney said, before praising O'Connor for offering a conservative voice.

Cry me a fucking river you whiny bitch.

Jesus Christ, the Republicans have their own dedicated propaganda wing in Fox News alone.
If you think us "libruls" have anything approximating a vast Left wing conspiracy in the media, I would very much like for you to take a moment, after re reading the list of right wingers who are on television and dominate the radio airwaves every week up above, to take a long hard look at what we are up against.

Click to embiggen as my pal Gord says;

They pour millions and millions of dollars,EVERY WEEK, into trying to brainwash us.

The Left wing has nothing to counter this effectively.
Yet, we do manage to get our shots in and when we do, they tend to leave a mark.

So, like I said, count me in.
If my little spit wad shooter of a Blog happens to put one down the gullet of one of these fuckers and chokes them up for a minute, I will consider it a minor miracle but hey, every little conspirator counts in this game.

Major props to Suzie, she is one of our better players.

Fuck, Yes.Someone Gets It.

The Rude Pundit nails this bullshit kerfluffle with a white hot sledgehammer.
Get your panties in a twist over something that really matters and get off women's reproductive issues, women's tendency for voting and women's earnings compared to men.

Hell yes these are all important but they are distractions at this point. If Mitt Romney gets elected, then it will damn sure be something to worry about because those fuckers want all of us to go back to the eleventh century. When it comes to being a working mother and having to sacrifice your entire life to raise your children, I would recommend watching Helen Hunt in the flick As Good As It Gets.

I love that flick and I love her, Hubba Hubba.

When it comes to this bullshit about Ann Romney and the dust up about some obscure Democrat woman named Rosen dissing her on Twitter, The Rude one takes the words right out of my mouth,

Are we really doing this again? Are we really having some worthless fucking debate over how hard it is to be a stay-at-home parent? President Obama said, "There's no tougher job than being a mom." Really? Ask a coal miner. Ask a sweatshop worker. It's fucking stupid. Are we just back to Hillary Clinton and the motherfucking cookies? Oh, wait, Michelle Malkin's quoting that 1992 remark, so the Rude Pundit supposes that we are.

I absolutely hate the political correctness every fucking election cycle.

Speak your mind,something something called The First amendment, and if the wannabe electors handlers think it might hurt so and so's chances of election, you are now a pariah and are thrown to the vultures.

It's a good fucking thing I won't run for office.

When it comes to Ann Romney and her priviliged life, lucky her.
I can remember sharing a hot dog bun with my little brother with ketchup and mustard on it after my parents split and calling it pizza because that's all we had to eat.
So yeah, fuck you and your under privileged spoiled brats.

Another Obituary I Am looking Forward To

Hard to believe this old woman is still around and that there is a single soul that wants to hear what she has to say, especially an all male school where she was the paid speaker.

"Don't Date Feminists"

– Phyllis Schlafly's advice to young men: Don't date feminists, even though "some of them are pretty." Speaking to an all-male student crowd at The Citadel college in South Carolina this week, the so-called "godmother of conservatism" also blamed feminists for drumming up the recent contraception flap in US politics, The Post and Courier reports. "Contraception is not controversial," said the 87-year-old. "The issue is not access. It’s who’s going to pay for it.”

Excuse me Granny, if you can't afford a fucking rubber, chances are your buddy will give you one.
Even better odds, the lady will have one herself, just in case you are a dumbass.

This old bitch has been flogging the "feminist" line since the 1960's.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm getting old and was actually born in 1960, that is a lot of energy better spent on using contraceptives in my opinion. That one trick pony turned into kicking a dead horse a long fucking time ago too.


I find it extremely hard not to use my usual foul language here.
The words are right there on the tip of my tongue and they are the foulest ones in my repetouire.

Let me start with the fact that an 87 year old ,extremely conservative woman is giving a nice little chat about birth control to an all male graduating class.
Excuse me while I gag until my eyes bleed.

Come on Grandma, get the fuck out.

What I want to know is who is the aspirin between the knees little prude who thought this was necessary.

Really?
An 87 year old shrunken up old hag talking about birth control? Wait, it's about those dangerous fucking feminists that are damn near as old as she is.

Mission accomplished when you walked out on the stage, every swinging dick around just went turtle.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BOYS!!

You thought Cougars were out to rob you of your virile bodily fluids?
It's those hairy armpit nut busting feminists you need to worry about.
They are apparently too cheap to worry about contraceptives.
At least a decent Cougar would make sure you had breakfast before she patted you on the ass on your way out the door.


Phyllis Schlafly has been a dirty ----( can't understand normal thinking) for a long time and I would personally like to ----(beer in, beer out) in her mouth. No seminal fluids involved.
For the life of me, I cannot believe some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea for her to talk about birth control to a sea of testosterone drenched young men.

Gag.

Hurry up and die you old bitch and make my fucking day.

Yesterday would be too late.

Look Familiar?

If you are over forty, you will understand what this means...

It is known as "Jumping The Shark".
As in doing something so desperate in public for attention that you have just ended your career doing it.

Welcome to that club and goodbye Mr. Santorum.

"I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute," he told 'This Week' host George Stephanopoulos. "The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country...to say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up."

I have no problem with people who have faith, just keep it out of our political process.
That is one of my pet peeves with these outspoken motherfuckers who hide behind their religious beliefs but what REALLY pisses me off is when they want to cram their religious fervor and misinterpretation of what the original intent was to the point of absolute disinclusion of anyone who doesn't have that crazy eyed fervor that they so demand to be included.

Here we go again with these fucking cretins and their ABSOLUTE lack of comprehension when it comes to ANY fucking amendment to The Constitution of these United States of America.

To wit;

The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights. The amendment prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

Originally, the First Amendment applied only to laws enacted by the Congress. However, starting with Gitlow v. New York, the Supreme Court has applied the First Amendment to each state. This was done through the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. The Court has also recognized a series of exceptions to provisions protecting the freedom of speech.

Courtesy Wikipedia.

The VERY FIRST amendment sets this issue straight immediately and yet Frothy Mixture says that the guys who spent years framing this document after countless meetings and debates doesn't matter because this is like, 1312 dude, in his feeble little mind.

Go puke your guts out you stupid fucking idiot, keep making yourself sick and get busy getting ready to be castigated and shunned.

Something I am positive Mitt Romney understands.

It's a socio/religious method of getting rid of people they deem to be undesirable in their community.

I do believe you are going to find that the larger community known as America , the land of the free, is getting ready to show you the entrance to a dock with a set of water ski's and a Great White waiting to get jumped.

Personally, I hope you miss, you ain't the Fonz, ahhhhhhy?

Fuck you dude, yer a certifiable moron.

Fuck You, You Rotten Motherfuckers ,Goodnight SOPA

/http://sopastrike.com/

My Response to the Republican Primaries

The short translation,
Oh Fuck No!

I could give a rats ass who does what when it comes to this goat rodeo anyway.

Spend yer monies, knock the crazies and stupid fucks out on the corner on yer way to the next primary and let me know when the biggest fucking hypocrite with the deepest pockets emerges as the apparent winner in your little circle jerk is and then go the fuck away.



Go for the throat kitty!

Happy New Years,Joey, You Rotten Sonofabitch.

Just to start it right, remember, Joe Lieberman is gone after this year.

Just for a double plus bonus, that other republican Light, Ben Nelson(T for Traitor) from Nebraska just bailed out too.

I am going to party till I pass out the day I see that rotten fucking sonofabitch no good self serving cocksucker , "Short Ride" to the nearest clinic, double back stabbing turncoat cock swallowing weasel, needle dick bug fucking, turncoat, rotten money grubbing, sell out ,self serving,AIPAC bitch, go down the fucking road.

That scumbag is the head of DHS and absolutely refused to investigate one single allegation against the Bush Administration.

He is dirty beyond dirty and he needs to get thrown out of government or any entity that could possibly have anything to do with government until fifteen years after the motherfucker has been in the ground kicking up Hemlock seeds.

Fuck him and every sonofabitch he does business with.
Rot in Hell under a mile of the Devil's rotten, stinky Gym socks and road stripe stained jock straps, you prick.

My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.

Just ask me.

Where Have I Seen This Shit Before?

Let's see, President Stupie McFuckwit?

Just so ya know, even with Obama in office for three years now, the Federal government is still chock full of their appointtees.

Vice President Darth Cheney went way out of his way to stuff his little acolytes into every fucking layer of government position he could, then went back through and transferred them into permanent positions right before they got tossed out on their asses.

True fact, look it up.


Now, we have Stupie Junior, that stupid fucking bastard Rick fucking Perry,is threatening to reassign civil workers who do not share his ideas of governing to
"some really God-awful place" if they didn't go along with his ideas, like turning over the Medicaid program to the states".

My emphasis.

At this point so early in this political cycle, he needs a swift kick in the nuts.

At least Stupie and Darth went stealth and did in secret after they stole the election, this fucking idiot is saying it out loud, before he even has a half assed chance of winning any kind of election in the first place,

A snippet from our good friends at Crooks and Liars, who are all over this dickhead,
They have quite the write up with bonus video.

"Having men and women who share my philosophy, and then giving that clear instruction to those agencies, and if the bureaucrats in those agencies try to block -- for Health and Human Services is a great example," he continued. "If you have Health and Human Service bureaucrats that try to block our being able to block grant dollars back to the states so you all can decide how best to handle health care in New Hampshire -- I don't think you can fire federal bureaucrats, but you can reassign them -- so reassign them to some really God-awful place."

Really, he said that.

If you had any doubts about this fucking bastard, go read that again.

I can't say it enough,
FUCK RICK PERRY!

This guy is dangerous stupid.

He want's to completely disrupt how our government works by displacing people with years of experience doing jobs they actually know how to do by just sending them to places like a virtual Siberia, just because they do not agree with his completely fucked up Republican Conservative ideas of just how he can break another one off in our asses if he miraculously manages to get elected.

It's hard for me to take these fucking idiots seriously but apparently there are some seriously brain dead motherfuckers out there who don't have to worry about voter suppression or those fucking cocksuckers at Diebold.

I swore I wasn't going to vote this next election because I am still so fucking pissed off at those spineless sonsabitch Democrats but this is just a wee bit over the top.

I can't wait for the next year of these fuckheads and their wild assed ideas of how to fuck this country up even more.

Holy Christ, it's Zappadan Already!

Thank you Blue Gal for reminding me.

That guy was fucking brilliant and it is our loss that he had to go home and jam with a bunch of rock and rollers who also had to leave early.

There is no tunes here, he is going head to head with a bunch of Conservative closet cases and just destroys them.

God rest your soul sir, quite the example you left.

These idiots are trying to drag incest into their arguments to censor records way back then and he stomps a mud hole in their asses.
Then they try and associate Freedom of speech for rock lyrics with the Nazi extermination of the Jewish people.
If you have never seen this, get a beer and sit down and start cheering this man.

Pay attention to this because these fucking bastards pulled out all the stops and Frank broke one off in their asses, single handedly.

This is over twenty years old and this is how long these repressed cocksuckers have been trying to stuff their ideology in our faces on television,hell, all the air waves. You think Rupert Murdoch and Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck and some other serious poisonous television personalities are a recent invention, I think maybe you either are under forty or have paid good money for that short term memory loss ya got going there.

Try driving across America with nothing but an AM radio some time.

These fucking bastards have been at this bullying shit for generations now and that is why it is so important to remind everyone of that fact.

It is also important to remember our champions before us who went out alone and humiliated them on their own forum.


Oh, Fuck you Tipper Gore, bitch.

I remember this shit





Oh, really, I wish we had ten thousand more guy's like him today.

Some Advice For Herman Cain

Hang it up dude, get Bill Clinton's home phone number and book a flight to Spring Break and be done with it.

Jesus.

Dude, really?
After four women claimed you had sexually harassed them and now another one comes forward claiming a THIRTEEN YEAR LONG AFFAIR,
pull that fork out of your ass, yer done.

I could really give a shit but you have had to have known any skeletons in your closet were going to see the light of day the minute you declared.

Oh, and fuck you Newt, this same shit is coming your way and I can't fucking wait.

While I am at it, Fuck you too Joe Lieberman, you spineless nut licker.

You at least see the writing on the wall, goodbye asshole,
It's been a very long six years but you are all fucking done now you back stabbing fucking prick.

Really? Break One Off In Their Asses

Did someone find his balls out in traffic?

President Barack Obama says he will veto any effort to get rid of automatic spending cuts that would take effect in 2013 if Congress can't find other ways of trimming government deficits. [...]

Obama issued his threat Monday an hour after leaders of Congress' deficit-reduction super committee announced that they had failed to reach agreement on cutting the debt. The inability of the committee to meet its deadline means the government is facing about $1.2 trillion in automatic cuts in January 2013.

Obama said the threat of those reductions should remain in place to maintain pressure on Congress find a compromise.

I fucking dare ya dude.

Give me a REAL Christmas.

Goodby Verizon

Dirty motherfuckers.

I have been waiting two fucking years to get rid of those sonsabitches.
Finally, last month, the contract they renewed without my consent expired.
Two fucking years I waited.

True to form, my $59.99 bill that I signed up for turned into over a hundred bucks, every fucking month.

I used a whopping 218 megabytes last month because I don't need their shit anymore, there is WIFI all over this joint.

Good fucking riddance.
The guy had the balls to tell me that whatever, whatever, version 4.0 was cheaper than what I had already.

I was polite and didn't tell him to suck my dick after all the grief I have been through with this asshole outfit.

Fuck me, I have had to call these motherfuckers every goddamned month for the last two years.

One month was over two hundred and fifty fucking dollars,for internet access. I squealed like a little bitch and got it dropped to a whopping one ninety.

I can relax now, they are fucking gone with prejudice, never to return.

Can ya hear me now, motherfuckers?

Ready, Fire, Aim.

Holy shit, Dick Morris really is a Dick and not the good kind.

I can't believe what I just saw over at Crooks and Liars about that low life sonovabitch .

He is talking about THE FOURTH woman to point the finger at Presidential hopeful Herman Cain for inappropriate sexual advances/ harassment.

You tell me if this guy shouldn't be long fucking gone from any public media exposure;

"Gloria Allred is in search of headlines and this woman is in search of money," Morris opined. "This woman has been unemployed for 13 years and this is apparently pay day. She's not accusing him of harassment, she accusing him of assault. He should go to jail if he did that."

"Certainly if it was true, it would be inappropriate," Hannity admitted.

"I look forward to her spread in Playboy," Morris declared while chuckling.

"Do you think this is really about money?" Hannity asked.

"Yeah, sure it is," Morris explained. "She's been unemployed for 13 years. She's been sued a million times. Of course, it's about money. ... I mean, come on. Anybody who knows Herman Cain, anybody who knows anything about Herman Cain, knows that this is not the kind of conduct -- his religious convictions, his persona, his style. And also, if he was to do this, do you think the other women would be accusing him of inappropriate jokes or of inappropriate gestures? If his M.O. is he damn near raped somebody, they would say that."

"Yeah, rape is a harsh term," Hannity noted. "I didn't take that out of what she said. I think that he made very inappropriate advances."

"I don't think he did," Morris disagreed. "The only advance she wants is a cash advance."

My bold.

What a fucking asshole and that fucking Hannity is just as bad for not slamming that fucking jerk.

Looks like if that is what she is after, she just might go after that fucking prick for defamation.

Me?

I would just go down to an on ramp and beg for money with a sign that said, I need money for a plane ticket so I can go punch Dick Morris in the fucking face.

I would imagine first class wouldn't be out of the question, both ways.

Oh ,Are You Fucking Kidding Me Louisiana?

How many brain dead mouth breathing mother fuckers do you have down there anyway?

You re elected that stupid sonofabitch Bobby Jindal?

At this point, all I can say is that you get what you deserve, ya fucking morons.

This country never ceases to amaze me with it's capacity for idiocy.

Have some more possum pie.

Feeling Some Of That Pain Now Are We?

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Welcome To Heaven, Osama

Not quite what you expected? Just wait, there are seventy two pissed off Virginians in the next room waiting for you.
Next time, you might want to look at the fine print there dude.

Newt Gingritch Can Suck MY Dick!

What a hypocritical fucking piece of shit.

Fuck you, ya rotten sonofabitch.

I can't believe that other piece of shit Chris Wallace actually reached down and grabbed his atrophied nut sack and asked this question;



What a transparent mother fucker. Glass House, indeed  Fuck You,Asshole.

Get the fuck off any idea you are ever, ever, ever going to be the President,ain't gonna happen.

On the other side of this, please feel free to spend every fucking dime you own and every dumb sonofabitch who is stupid enough to donate to your campaign in the mean time.

Still kicking

It's going to be a bit before I get up to speed.

The one thing I saw  made me proud as fuck, that stupid sonofabitch jackass motherfucker in Wisconsin just shit down his leg, made a bet his ass can't cover and woke up a whole lot of working people.
 When thirty thousand people come to protest some governor in the middle of winter?

Ya done fucked up pal.

Thirty thousand people coming out to protest in Wisconsin in the middle of winter would make a rock band jealous.

Good on ya folks.

Guess Who Blinked First

Thay's right, smooth talker, you be playing with fire at this point in history if you think fucking with Social Security is a good thing.

Someone finally convinced you to quit listening to those country raping bastards long enough to see what would be coming down the pike if you had.

We all know SS has absolutely nothing to do with the budget and in fact, would have a giant surplus if the politicians hadn't been able to steal buttloads of money from it in the past.

Look elsewhere young man, for your magic unicorn feed to fix the fucked up economy, this place be full of danger for you.

Rat Bastard Ruled Ineligible To Run

Lol!

This made my fucking day!

That skeezeball Rahm Emmanuel has been found to be ineligible to run for Mayor of Chicago because he hasn't lived there for at least a year.,

Good.

Fucking bastard.

The people of Chicago have one less crooked politician to choose from.

Hey Rahm?

Fuck you very much, from a member of the Professional Left.

Jackass.