Monday, June 29, 2009

Ye Gads!

I'm outta beer, this will not do.
I have been outside in the heat, using the weed whacker that I finally got running, trimming the Primordial Jungle weeds in the back yard for an hour.

Screw dis, I'm on a beer run.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

An Open Letter To Karl Rove

Shut The Fuck Up, you lying, mendacious, douchebag.

The fact that you are not in jail pisses me off, Every. Fucking. Day.

Thank you.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Picture A Large Pink Grapefruit

Then picture some eyebrows on it and a pair of Granny glasses.

That is what was staring at me in the mirror this morning.

I didn't think I was outside that long yesterday but I sure as hell got a major sunburn on my bald little head.
That will learn me to wear my fucking hat like I normally do.
People I have known for years didn't recognize me without one.


Saturday, June 27, 2009

My Neighbors Cat

This is my neighbors cat, I get the biggest kick out of this little joker.
They think he got hit by a car when he was little and it messed up his equilibrium.
The poor little guy has absolutely no sense of balance , which results in some pretty hilarious moments.

He is the friendliest little bugger and has absolutely no fear. I sure do get a kick out of his attitude. He even comes over and manages to crawl up the steps and comes inside to visit, one time he did that while I was out in the garden and I woke up at 5 O'clock in the morning to tremendous crash because his owner was frantically calling him and the little dude had crawled up on a pile of crap on the couch and spent the night without me knowing it!

By the way, that chicken shit cat he chased off laying there in the driveway?
Yeah, that would be mine, worthless little bag of bones, Baby.

You will have to forgive me if the formatting is messed up here, I am still trying to figure out this video upload thingy.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Nobody Loves You When Yer Down And Out

I been gone all day to my grannies 95th birthday and I saw that Farrah Fawcett had died before I left, not unexpected but they gave the lady a scant paragraph on the front page, which I would have thought she deserved a little more ink than that, ya know?

While I am gone, I hear Michael Jackson died, heart attack.

I come home and they have turned the front page of the LA Times into a fucking memorial to the freak.
A full one third of the front page with a big picture and his birth and death dates in giant font.
I ain't linking to it, it will be ancient history soon enough.

But,somebody is fucked up here.

That dude sure as shit was.

He spent a million or more paying some shady plastic surgeons to turn him from a fairly attractive black man into a butt ugly white woman.
Not to mention the persistent rumors and legal charges that he was a fucking pedophile.

Farah Fawcett had her fucking problems too but she was a hottie in the day and shaped an entire generation of girls opinions , fashion and hairstyles.
Not to mention causing every red blooded American male to, ahem, experience tent pants syndrome, if ya catch my drift.

I ain't trying to blow her image up, I am just questioning why the hell she gets one paragraph and freak boy gets over a half a front page.

I must be missing something, he was a year older than I am, she was twelve.
I remember him when he was a little boy singing ABC back in the day and I remember her when she came out with that poster.

Michael Jackson did a lot of wonderful things and he still has a HUGE fan base but I am here to tell ya, he went off the deep end a long fucking time ago.

RIP both of ya.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Who Gets The Honor?

I just noticed I am closing in on Fifty Thousand page views.

The Statcounter is a rollin'!

My, how far this place has come!

I would like to thank you all for stopping by my little corner of Blogtopia, (Y! sctp).

I have no way of knowing who it will be, you will have to look at the Satcounter when ya get here to see where yer at .

It will be sometime tomorrow morning, if I am guessing right.

Thanks again fer stopping by, I had no idea I would still be here three and a half years later.

AWOL SC Governor Admits Playing Hide The Weenie In Argentina

That would explain why wifey didn't know where the hell he was for five days.

Dude, you are toast.

H/T the NYT, as of this writing the story is ten minutes old.

I Am Sore Today

What did I expect?
Forty five minutes of a guy digging in your neck tends to smart the next day.

My fucking neck is as stiff as a preachers prick in a calf's ass.

Sore as hell, I staid home today.
I have the A/C on, a nice cold beer, a pack of smokes and I threw those two pesky fucking cats outside.

It is a gorgeous day today, perfect.

I tried taking a nap but got woke up by the phone, my Ex giving me the update on my youngest daughter.
Yep, broken kneecap.

I think I will quit my whining and suffer in silence.

It could be a lot worse.

After I kill off two or three more beers, I think I will go play in the garden for a bit.
It's too hot to try and take a nap, I waited too long to turn on the A/C.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Got Health Insurance?

Boy Howdy, did I just have a little experience with Modern Medicine.

I just spent three fucking hours in my doctors office, who I had not seen for five years, so he could spend forty five fucking minutes digging a small cyst out of my neck.

Three Made In Pakistan scalpels, two of the same for the pairs of scissors, and laying face down so I could get a fabulous view of parts of him I never want to see again. Have a nice fucking day, there won't be much pain, and no pain relief prescription, according to him.
Two subcutaneous stitches, five on top, after he re- did three and have a nice day.

Apparently I bled a bit.
He asked me if I took aspirin every day.
I had to bite my tongue and not tell him I try not to get too much blood in my alcohol system.

I can haz Health care?

All for a cyst that was the size of a pea and he don't know what kind it was.

I can sure as fuck haz whiskey to kill the Non existent pain.

Ya know what the really sick part of this whole story is?

If it weren't for the fact that I happened to marry my ex wife at exactly the right time, I would have wound up in some urgent care mother fucker outfit, instead of the old Hippy Dude who got to practice cutting on me, he is a local Doctor and quit taking new patients twenty years ago.
They can never find my records because I don't call 'em except when I think I should go see him.
The farther away I stay from Doctors, the healthier I am, even the nurse said it.

Let me tell ya, I made the guy's day.
It ain't every fucking day a Family Practitioner gets to cut on someone.

Good practice for him, I couldn't feel anything except the pressure but I know from him talking to himself he had a hard time.
I know I have a stiff fucking neck from it being stretched out like a chicken on a chopping block!
Forty Five minutes to get something the size of a large pea out of a neck muscle.

Hey, he got it done., I got to see the offending tissue mass.
He ain't quite sure what to call it but he sent it in and didn't think it was anything evil.

Maybe I will get a discount, maybe I will be calling up tomorrow yelling like a sonofabitch.

Two fucking weeks before the stitches come out.
Fuck me, I work for a living!

Oh yeah, just fer fun, my little girls birthday is today, she is 18,

More bonus, she had a blowout on the POS she drives and side swiped a guardrail the day before yesterday.

Double fucking Bonus, she got in another wreck last night with her boyfriend and broke her knee cap amongst some other trauma.

Triple Bonus, she called to tell me about it finally right when I was laying face down getting my neck cut.

Happy Birthday Baby.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Big Brother Gets A Poke In The Eye

Not like this was a great deal for the public to begin with but DHS is cutting off access to spy satellites that local law agencies were dying to use against every day Americans.

Just what we needed, Barney Fucking Fife having access to government spy satellites.

Domestic spying has such a nice ring to it.


Like that is going to stop a single damn Alphabetic Government agency from looking at my E-mails or listening to my phone calls.

Bite me. I hope you guys enjoy looking at Tits.
I seem to get a great deal of those in my In Box.

Hell, they hang around here more than some regulars.

They just tend to keep quiet about it.

Hat Tip RawStory.

Get Ya Some Of This!

They had a sale a while back at the local Bi Mart on Zatarains Red Beans and Rice.
This stuff is great!

It costs about as much as Rice A Roni but this stuff blows that out of the water!

It is a great food storage item, it comes in a little box with a bag in it but this stuff packs a punch!

All ya need is a decent sized sauce pan, it makes more than you think, water, heat and some kind of oil.
It says you can use margarine, Olive oil or something like that. Two table spoons and that's it.
Being the Ornery Bastard I am, I use bacon grease.

Lots of protein, it does have dehydrated red beans in it, it is Cajun as all get out, no dull food here and you can turn it into a main course by adding cooked hamburger .
If ya really want to see this stuff disappear before your very eyes, find some honest to goodness Andouille sausage and slice it thin, YUM!!

Then make someone else do the dishes.

I am seriously going to try and find a whole case of this stuff.

Regular beans can take two days to prepare, this stuff is a done deal in under an hour.

Bonus round,

I see Mayberry has thrown up a new shingle so he can rant away in peace.

Please welcome The Ventilation Station to the Blogroll.

Bring a pencil and paper Mayberry, school is in session.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

My Condolences To A Father I Will Never Meet.

This hurt me. It is beyond my comprehension that someone would shoot and kill an innocent young girl standing on the street, apparently because .... what?

This has been bothering me all fucking day, even as my own babies either called or showed up to wish me a Happy Fathers day.

What a useless fucking organism.

A beautiful young lady standing next to her father on the street and some jackal put her in his sights and pulled the fucking trigger.
The video is at the bottom of the link, do yerself a favor and don't watch it, a senseless death of an innocent young lady.
It will haunt me forever, seeing the look in her eyes.

You fucking bastard.

I hope they find this cocksucker and then go get some piano wire, haul him up with it around the balls he doesn't need and leave him there until they rot off.
Death by a thousand cuts would be too easy.

What was that little girl doing that caught your eye motherfucker?
You just killed a baby girl who was standing on the fucking street.
I can't really express my outrage and sorrow.

One Happy Fathers day to that guy, eh?

Die slow and scream until you can't breathe anymore.

If there is a God, you will not just rot in Hell, you will be cleaning the toilets, with your mouth.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

There Is A God

Somebody hand that man a pen.

If you have never heard of George Dickel whiskey, you are one deprived individual.

George Dickel makes Jack Daniels look like a punk.

H/T the omnipresent FARK.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Now Ya Done It

You weasel motherfuckers.

Democrats Scramble to Cut Costs From Health Plan.

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WASHINGTON — The high cost of securing health insurance for all Americans, the top domestic priority of President Obama, has Congressional Democrats scrambling to scale back their proposals or find ways to trim tens of billions of dollars a year from existing health programs.

Ya know, this has been brought to your attention more times than I can count but let me say it ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!

You fucking cocksuckers in government employ have every god damn mother fucking, cock sucking, blue balled sonofabitch bit of health care that money can buy and you don't have to worry about Co Pays, what the fucking Doctor charges for an office visit or whether or not you are going to lose a days pay because you actually need to go see one, yet you think that the rest of us should just suck it up and do without!

Assholes, I have news for you.

In about a year, the American Public is going to crawl up your ass and DEMAND universal health care.
What the motherfucking fuck, we are paying for two endless fucking wars, YOUR GODDAMN HEALTH CARE , TRILLIONS of fucking dollars to bail out some thieving cocksucker bankers and who knows what the fuck else.

Figure this shit out.
You are very seriously pushing the limit to our patience and you are fucking oblivious at your own risk.

The Republicans are retarded, I get that.
You Blue Dog motherfucking Democrats had damn well better get your shit together and figure out that Universal Health Care is not something you want to fuck around with.

Trillions of dollars for banks and Fuck all for the peons paying for that?

Get a fucking clue, idiots.

Give and take, bitches and FUCK yer insurance buddies.

You Don't Wanna Know What Is On My Mind Tonight

Have a nice fucking day.

Have some vintage Sammy Fuckin Hagar to go with that.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Something I Bet You Didn't Know,

Potato plants have very pretty flowers.

I haz some right now, just like these two examples.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

MySpace Firing, FaceBook Can Suck My Dick, Is Twitter Hiring?

I gotta admit, I have a MySpace page, last updated sometime three months ago, whatever.
I have a a FaceBook space too and those dirty sonsabitches won't let me delete it unless I a some kind of computer super genius and can do it by myself, one fucking entry at a time. for EVERY line, that I put up, somebody I don't really know friended me, for people I barely know that sent me Good Karma, three hundred times.

For every damn application I added, for every time I was a nice guy and sent somebody a growing gift...

On and On and On.

Bitches, delete my fucking account!

How hard is it for you to hit DELETE?

Oh no, they just let it lay dormant, forever, in case I change my mind.

Stupid fucks.
That is Bullshit in this day and age.
I ain't yer boyfriend anymore and I need a cease and desist order?

So now MySpace is sucking hind tit and laying people off, what a surprise.

This Twitter bullshit reminds me that I need to go call my Grandmother while I am taking a shit just to keep her up to date.
Scratch that, she could keep me up at night telling me all the problems she is having!

Pass the Charmin and shut the door.

The Grand Poobah Calls Bullshit

Things just got real interesting in the Iranian Election Fraud division.

All The Financial NewsThat Ain't Fit To Print

Are you watching television?
Listening to the news on the way home in the car?
Do ya actually read a Dead tree Newspaper?

Shame on ya.
You are listening to Bullshit propaganda.

Get yer butts home and log on and find some serious interpretations of what the Government ain't telling ya.

Start here.
Some serious snark to prove his points.

Then go here.
Ilargi takes into account this is a world wide disaster and has some of the best analysis on the net, for the world wide disaster, pay attention.

Now go here. George Ure scares me.

Whatever ya do, don't listen to Jim Cramer. That guy is a fucking shill and got busted red handed on national television telling folks to by Bear Stearns a week before it went tits up.
I actually saw that because I was at my parents, instead of at home with my cute little unplugged television set.

Me? I don't have any investments unless ya count the empty beer cans in the bucket outside.

I do, however, tend to watch and see what people a lot smarter than I am have to say.

Cramer excluded.

The Great Contraction Continues

It's getting so bad out there that some cities are razing entire neighborhoods.

US cities may have to be bulldozed in order to survive.
Dozens of US cities may have entire neighbourhoods bulldozed as part of drastic "shrink to survive" proposals being considered by the Obama administration to tackle economic decline.

By Tom Leonard in Flint, Michigan
Published: 6:30PM BST 12 Jun 2009

The government looking at expanding a pioneering scheme in Flint, one of the poorest US cities, which involves razing entire districts and returning the land to nature.

Local politicians believe the city must contract by as much as 40 per cent, concentrating the dwindling population and local services into a more viable area.


They are planning on razing over four thousand homes in Flint Michigan alone and there are plans being developed to do the same in over 50 US cities, most of which are in the "Rust Belt"

Go read the whole article, I would like to hear your reactions.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Go Ahead, Put Me On The list

H/T VOA fer the pic.

I absolutely back the Iranian people to have fair elections.

What a fucking concept.

After the stolen election here in the United States Of America, in the year 2,000,
I can sympathize.

After the SUPREME COURT fucked us, I can't say I blame them for being pissed off, they seem to have the same problem as we do, a bunch of Right Wing motherfuckers who can control the results of a popular vote right out of the gate before everything has been counted.

Even better, those folks ain't taking that shit laying down like we did.

Good on 'em.

A couple of million seriously pissed off citizens ignoring a government order not to demonstrate should send shivers up a few Neocon asses, not to mention a few Hard Core Right Wing Assholes who just found out they ain't all that and a bag of chips.

My hat is off to the folks in Iran who decided they ain't taking that shit .

The Ayatollah is going to have a serious case of heartburn.

Whattaya do, shoot everyone and bow down to yer Religious Bullshit doctrine or get yer head out of yer ass and figure out there is a serious demand to change course in your country?

Conservative estimates put the crowds at a meeelion pissed off Iranian citizens
, in one city. Some assholes opened fire and killed at least one protester and wounded several others.
Reports are spotty but that tells me that someone told said asshole enough was enough.

Unless you bought ammo in bulk in the last year, I think I would listen to what the folks have to say, even then, I would have to think you can be replaced rather quickly.

I think someone must be quite aware of that fact.

The first sonofabitch that comes around here calling me a Terrorist Sympathizer gets a bonus prize.

First off, go do yer Goddamn Homework.

Second, go do some more Goddamn homework.

"Yet as Bush trumpets the spread of democracy throughout the Middle East, few note that Iran has one of the longest-running experiences with democracy in the region."

I can't fucking wait for it.

I think that they are just as glad as I am that we finally got rid of that illiterate peckerhead Bush and they are wanting to get rid of their own peckerhead crazy bastard.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Grab A Cold One, Sit Down And Relax Fer A Minute

The world will still be there when we are done here but fer Chrissakes everyone could use a break today.
I have been on a Gov't Mule kick lately but that's because it is good stuff.
I freakin' love it.

Kick yer feet up, suck that beer down and enjoy,

Wasn't that fun?
Now, have some Thorazine Shuffle.

If ya want a REAL treat, yer gonna have to go see my friend Suzanne at Two Ton Green Blog.

I sent her a freaking doozy and she put it up over there.

Go say hi and enjoy another great tune.

Have a good week y'all.

Wheat Rust Spreading, Humanitarian Disaster Possible

The LA Times has an article reporting on a new Wheat fungus that says may destroy 80% of the entire worlds wheat crops in the next few years as it spreads out of Africa.
This is not an immediate threat but something that you should be aware of.
Wheat can be stored for thirty years or more.

Named Ug99, it is wheat stem rust fungus that has no cure yet and has already spread from Africa to Iran and will inevitably spread to the rest of the world.
They are calling it a Time Bomb.

Fear that the fungus will cause widespread damage has caused short-term price spikes on world wheat markets. Famine has been averted thus far, but experts say it's only a matter of time.

"A significant humanitarian crisis is inevitable," said Rick Ward, the coordinator of the Durable Rust Resistance in Wheat project at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y

I am not trying to induce any kind of panic but just want to make people aware of a potential for world wide disaster and how it may affect you.

Oregon State University has a similar article printed in the Oregonian

This is not an immediate threat but something to take into consideration before shortages and price hikes start taking effect.

This is not the first time I have heard of this but it is the latest update on it.
I would remind everyone what happened last year with Rice supplies.

Friday, June 12, 2009

A Freindly Reminder To All The Crazies From The Right Wing

Don't Tread On Me.

This kind of shit really puts you in a bad light but as we have all seen, you think this is hilarious shit until one or two of yer little crazies take it as Gospel.

All of a sudden things got really quiet on your end.
What can I predict will happen next?
Damn, I'm too late, You fuckers have absolutely no accountability for anything and I for one, am done with that.
You have been accosted with the fact that you have been exhorting the crazies that you call your base, you give them money, you provide logistical support and you stand back and deny any responsibility for the actions of any one who actually takes action on any damn thing that you have been hammering on in your bought and paid for media monopoly who is stupid enough to take what you push 24/7 a day.

You dirty sonsabitches own this, lock, stock and barrel.
What really takes the cake is that you try, constantly, to label the reactions to your propaganda as being perpetrated by a "Liberal" Media.
You constantly accuse the very same media you literally own and are on every damn day as being, "Liberal, Lefty News" and you have the fucking balls to do this year after year!

What, you fucking idiots hide Easter Eggs from yourselves too?

Did I jump up and start blaming you for this abhorrent act the second I found out this 89 year old man, an admitted White Supremacist with a Rap Sheet, walked into a federal facility and opened fire after the "News" stated that he was a Right Wing hate Monger?


This is the first time I have said anything about it, I have been waiting for some facts to come out and I have to say, "Mission Accomplished", assholes.

I would remind you of my opening statement.

From what I have been observing for the last year and a half, the Right Wing is self destructing, keep that shit to yourselves and Don't, Tread On Me.


Like I said, I ain't the only one who has had enough of this.

Go see Jurassic Pork's takedown over at Brilliant At Breakfast and Sara Robinson calls 'em out over at The Group News Blog.

Put up or shut up.

I'll second the motion.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

This Tunez Fer Me

Some times ya have to say Fuckitall and have a little down time fer the soul.

This is good stuff and I love a good slide guitar.
Gov't Mule is the shit.

If ya didn't enjoy that, there is sumthin' wrong with ya.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

For Being A Tiny Little Blog,

I get the most interesting visitors.

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I deleted some of the IP address info on some of these just in case there are some legitimate fans that don't need to get their ass in a bind, if not, hey, I has fans in the government, one way or another.

This is a sample of what I get for traffic around here.

Pretty damn amazing if ya ask me.

Once Again,

Go see Driftglass.
Because the fucking guy has a "NeverDull" scalpel when it comes to dissecting the fucking bullshit that we are exposed to Every. Mother. Fucking. Day, vivisecting the God Damn media and the Lying Sonsabitches who perpetrate the fucking propaganda that they try to feed us and keep us as a * " Mushroom Society".

Fuck them.

When that guy runs out of words to express himself, there must be a problem.

*Kept in the dark and fed Bullshit daily.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Some Things I Don't Miss

Asshole shit like what passes for news and elevated opinion on the television would be number one on that list.
This, on the other hand, has real promise for some much needed sanity.

"Lieberman, Graham Threaten To Shut Down Senate Over Detainee Photos"

Do us all a favor and shut it all down.
All of you self important fucks can go home and stay there.

Retire for all I care.

Ya ain't doing the peoples business, you are Grandstanding and if it were up to me, I would call your bluff and go home and start an investigation into the political donations that have come and gone through your office, in my spare time.

These two worthless fucks are threatening to shut down the legislative process because they are the two biggest pussies that have ever been mistakenly elected bought in the history of Congress and the Republicans are having epileptic fits trying to keep their roles in this disaster quiet.

Citing National Security, no less.

You two fucking whiny bitches need to get what you are asking for.

You two are so far beyond contempt I wouldn't throw a beer can worth a fucking nickle at ya.

Lieberman is by far the most contemptible sonofabitch I can possibly think of, in the last hundred years.
If you think Arlen Specter is a craven, power hungry fucking weasel, remember the time that fucking spineless , two faced, party jumping , so called Independent Republican light mother fucker Joseph Lieberman Had to be bailed out by the likes of Bill Clinton and the Republican Party just to save his ass because he got WHUPPED in the Primary by someone who financed their own campaign and found out there were a few thousand people who thought kicking Lieberman's ass was a good thing?
How's that working out for ya now Connecticut?
Ned Lamont ring a bell?

Y'all got PLAYED!!

My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.

Lindsey Graham is , how do I say, less than a line backer and more than a Cheerleader bench warmer, not by much and let us not forget Mitch McConnell as another Giant among Republican male role models.
Whoo Hoo! Jonah Goldberg!

Hold on a minute, I have to get the smelling salts out, thinking about all the manly studs the Repukes are throwing on the front lines in their hour of need.

Cannon fodder.

I can't believe they are trying to recycle Newt Fucking Gingrich and I absolutely laughed my ass of when I see they can't figure out what the fuck to do with that phony bitch they tried to foist on America as a legitimate Vice Presidential Nominee.

Palin, Gingrich, Palin, Gingrich.
This the best ya got?

Laugh my ass off, y'all done stuck a ten pound bag of shit in a five pound bag and y'all are so proud of yerselves, ya don't know which way to turn because neither fucking one of them has a snowballs chance in Hell of being the next President, or even the next Dog Catcher.
Ya can't even figure out that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM is a Prima Donna?

Bring back Rudy!

I gotta give ya credit for one thing, ya got the Media to blast your talking points but when you invite, disinvite, reinvite and the disinvite again, the former Vice Presidential candidate from your own party because you can't figure out who is the most current popular crazy person you want to foist on the American public, you are some sorry sonsabitches.

I am loving the self destruction of the Republican Party, I am hoisting a beer in celebration because you are using your own paid for media to broadcast it, 24/7.

Congratulations on yer success.

Even Karl Rove has shut his mouth and that is priceless.

Monday, June 08, 2009

So, Sotomayor Has Street Cred

That must scare the living shit out of Scalia and you can damn be sure Thomas is looking up Michael Steele for some pointers on being hip.

Just one of my observations after reading this piece by James Oliphant in the LA Times.

I personally would love to see someone who has not been willfully trapped in an Ivory Tower get a seat on the Supreme court.

However, there are a few passages in this article that give me a serious case of the willies, such as,

"In two major rulings after she joined the U.S. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals in New York in 1998, she held that evidence could be used to convict a defendant even though police had violated his rights in seizing it. Sotomayor said that because the police and prosecutors acted "in good faith," the evidence need not be thrown out.

In 1999, Sotomayor upheld the crack cocaine conviction of a New York man despite what she called a "mistaken arrest." Last year, Sotomayor spoke for a 2-1 majority that upheld a man's child pornography conviction, even though she agreed an FBI agent did not have probable cause to search his computer.".

I have a serious problem with those two issues immediately.
One, she set a precedent, two, has she never heard of the Fourth Amendment?

I can appreciate what the lady has been through and her experience but I most certainly do not want someone who is predisposed to taking my constitutional rights and "Fudging" them to fit her own agenda.
There used to be strict procedures involved with searches and whether or not evidence collected illegally was even admissible in court.

Bending the law to get a conviction used to be taboo,as it should be.
Just another example of the erosion of our constitutionally guaranteed rights we don't have anymore.

If it weren't for that I would have her back just so I could see that bastard Scalia have a coronary.

Va Funculo, Tony.

Cross posted at The Oxdown Gazette, unless they take it down.


I got home tonight and went straight out to the garden to give it a drink, it got just a little bit hotter than what I heard it was going to be today.
While I was showering my little lovelies, I spotted a fairly large patch of red over in the strawberry division so I sauntered over there and started picking picking some of the luscious little morsels and popping them in my mouth.


I don't have a ton of them but I am going to get mine before the birds have a feeding frenzy.

I see something has been pecking at a few.

Worthless cats.

My potato patch has turned into a jungle, I see little baby Banana peppers coming on and some tomatoes are starting to flower.

All in all, so far so good.

I think I must have scared the neighbor lady, don't surprise me, and if she doesn't get off her behind, I am going to put in another bed of something.
Radishes, stuff that grows fast and I can graze on while I am waiting for the rest of it to grow.

I loves grazing in a garden!

Sunday, June 07, 2009


I haz dem.

Out the wazoo.

If anyone knows a starving vegeterian, tell 'em to bring a fork....
and a truck.

Sumbich, these things are prolific!

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Whoo Hoo! I Made The List!!

I laughed my ass off, but there it was.
This little rant hole is number two thousand,two hundred and fifty fourth on the list of political Blogs.

Ya gotta give me credit, there are MEEEELIONS of Blogs out there.

Not that I would have gone seeking such information, except my BlogFather, Skippy The Bush Kangaroo, had a post up about his ranking, or, non ranking, with a link to see if you were on that list and I couldn't resist.

Skippy is The Man!

I don't know what it is, I cuss like a Teamster, rant and rave and generally piss people off but.....
some folks actually like what I have to say.
It surprises me more than anyone!

I have been linked to by the Wall Street Journal,the Washington Post shows up here constantly, from several different computers, Hi Guys! I have had more damn government agencies come visit that I care to even consider, some of them on a regular basis, some of which are of the alphabetic variety and that scares the shit out of me..

Lawyers, VERY large companies, State government agencies, State governments period, it amazes me that this one skinny assed, drunk half the time, raving lunatic , even gets read at all!

I guess Thank You is called for and it is very sincere.

Now then, can the nice folks at those certain Federal Government Agencies please,pretty please,understand that I DO NOT , condone, exhort or in anyway support any violence around here?


I run my mouth real good but hey, talking shit is protected under the first amendment, fomenting violence is bad ju ju.

thanks fer stopping by, I think.

Proof Of Evolution!

This little fucker HAS to be in my family tree somewhere.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Oh Fuck Me Running.

This POS little notebook, laptop has had a major malfunction. WTF, I got it cheap.
One of the hinges froze up and busted clear the fuck off. The screen is flopping around like a broken mast on a schooner and my rate of misspelled words just jumped off the charts because the fucking thing is floating around as I type.
Yee Haw.
Being the stubborn fucker I am, I am holding the screen up with one hand and ranting like I do with the other.

I expect some more rightwingfucktard shit to be spread across the internets and as long as I can do the two handed tango, I will piss in their Cheerio's.
I just have to leave the screen up and twist a cat by the tail on a regular basis.Damn well know I will find a way to spread my personal vitriol as best I can.
Thanks fer stopping by.

My Theme Song

Born Under A Bad Sign by Pat Travers.

I fuckin' love this tune.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Neocons Pushing Liz Cheney Have Gone All In.

Is it just me, or am I seeing Liz Cheney all over the place trying to keep her fucking Daddy out of jail?

This lady is being crammed down our throats lately as some kind of foreign policy expert and I will be damned if I can remember her expertize being trumpeted about for the last five or six years.
The only thing I actually remember hearing about her was her sexuality being trotted about and I am here to tell ya, I could give a fuck about that, except that I think that shit should be off limits to begin with and that is just one more reason I unplugged my fucking television.

Big fucking deal.
It seems some asshole thinks it is a good idea to keep throwing her up on the Tee Vee , like she is some kind of expert on anything.

Note to asshole, you are setting this lady up for failure and even she doesn't see it.
Dick Cheney is only walking around because the cover yer ass culture in our government is rampant, because they all know they are spitting in the face of our Constitution, I see legal decisions damn near every day that tells me the courts have been bought off and kiss my fucking ass that they damn well know they are subverting every one of our supposedly guaranteed rights.
The motherfuckers have to go back and forth between judicial districts and venues arguing amongst themselves to do it but they take our rights away every. fucking. day.

Now we see little Miss Torture Lady being thrust upon the daily discourse and I can only ask one fucking question.

Who the fuck are you?

Kiss my fucking ass.

You are setting yourself up to be a Co Defendant to the illegal interrogation and torture that your father went out of his way to get approval for, and sometimes?

It ain't cool to be a Daddies Girl.

The continued full court press trying to excuse the abuses that are very heavily documented is Bullshit.
Obama has seen the evidence and pussed out.
Ya know damn well some seriously nasty shit happened under the Bush administration, apparently it was so fucking bad, Obama is scared that releasing the pictures that document these atrocities would jeopardize National Security, just like all the illegal fucking wire taps that BushCo authorized, the illegal renditions and his mothers fruit cake recipe.

Somehow, these elected, and paid for officials seem to think there isn't a buttload of people who are not going to forget this shit!

Gimme a break!

Our government authorized rape, sleep deprivation, waterboarding, physical torture by dousing people with freezing water,using attack dogs to intimidate prisoners, electro shock therapy and who knows what the fuck kind of medieval shit to try and justify a trumped up war on some goat fuckers half way around the world that wouldn't know what a fucking Cheese burger was if ya slapped 'em in the face with one.
Now then, we are at war with these goat fuckers.

No, Liz Cheney should get off the national stage, a very vocal group of NeoCons and so called conservatives should really just go home and shut the fuck up, because they are seriously doing their very best to accelerate the absolute destruction of the political party they claim to love and try to cram down my fucking throat every time I happen to take a look at current events. Other that my cats shitting in my garden, I think the current "news" delivery system is the most obnoxious thing I get to deal with on a daily basis and I am thinking that the solution to both problems are very similar,one of those Super Soaker's might just be the best possible training devices available.

I continue to enjoy the self induced destruction of the Republican party as only one who is familiar with the process can,
every fucking day.

Newt Gingrich is going to finish these people off in record time and Cheney is still only walking around talking because there are a bunch of fucking pussies in charge of looking after shit like lying to Congress, Throwing a CIA Agent to the wolves and generally being a treasonous motherfucker.

Ya might not agree with my view, that is your option but I am here to tell ya, the evidence is there for all to see, pay a bit of attention, will ya?

Speaking of paying attention, apparently I have Liz mixed up with her sister Mary when it comes to the being gay part.
Like I said though, I could really give a shit.

H/T Suzanne fer straightening me out on that.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Thanks Fer Stopping By

Well shit,
I left the last post up hoping that I could get some real live Comfort food recipes and I would sincerely like to thank those who did.
Yer awesome.
I have a crock pot full of Black Beans and Ham Hocks going right now and Hell Yes, there is damn near a whole onion two table spoons of minced garlic, and several spices going on in there.
Reminder to self, throw some fucking Cumin in there later.
I been soaking those magnificent beans since yesterday.

No changes on the political front, whatever Obama is doing is not going to change a fucking thing fer little peoples like you and me, Cheney and Bush should be on trial and I need to go water my fucking garden.

Just fer shits and grins, I think I am going to go see my Doctor, I has a little cyst on my neck that I found about a month ago and I need to be lectured about smoking, again.
The fucking thing is about the size of a Bee Bee, but it is underneath all the layers of skin, so I can't just stick a fucking upholstery needle in it and pop it like a zit.
Trust me, I already tried.

A hunnert and eighty five bucks to walk in the door and two days for them to find my file, because I don't go see the fucking guy unless I can't stand it anymore, what ever it is.
The poor fucking guy is as busy as a motherfucker all day, every day, dealing with little old ladies bitching about everything under the sun, when a real good dicking would make most of 'em happy campers.

Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I suggest you try and visit yer local, good looking doctor and observe this phenomenom yerself.
I am very lucky, this guy quit taking new patients over fifteen years ago and this is one positive from my marriage to the nice lady I have to call my ex wife.

OK, some of these old ladies have a legitimate reason but I can't fucking stand listening to them whine in the waiting room.
The little kids coughing until they are about to puke makes me go outside and have a smoke.
Doctors waiting rooms are a damn good place to get sick.
You wonder why I can't wait to go sit in a closet for half an hour waiting for the guy to whisk in with a whole days worth of sick shit for me to take home?

For the life of me, I don't know why the guy is still alive.

Must be a tough bastard.

Meh, no one lives forever and who the fuck would want to?

Have a nice fucking day.