Sweet Jesus, Charlie Manson got denied parole again and now Gorgeous George had a whole article describing what he bought at the fucking commissary front paged by Yahoo.
The obvious response to me is how many Fucking "Yahoo's" did it take to spend sleepless nights to deliver this earth breaking bit of information?
I could give a fuck, except I see he did buy a bar of Ivory soap.
My advice is to keep a serious grip on that motherfucker.
Showing posts with label That's Just Sick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label That's Just Sick. Show all posts
Friday, April 13, 2012
Thursday, March 08, 2012
It All Makes Sense Now
Someone has gone all out psycho for the last three nights in a row.
Apparently waiting for Super Tuesday.
Sleeping all day with delusions of Grandeur,
Love me now, cuddle me, play with me until I kick you to the curb or my tongue hangs out because you paid attention to me, give me everything you have.
In the mean time, you forcibly took me to a doctor against my will to have hypodermic needles stuck in my tender places and had my reproductive organs surgically removed,without my permission, I can never have children of multi ethnic heritage, especially ones that could possibly be black, brown, Calico or that really strange tabby thing from around the block either.
I Love You!
Good Lord, My cat is a fucking Republican.
Apparently waiting for Super Tuesday.
Sleeping all day with delusions of Grandeur,
Love me now, cuddle me, play with me until I kick you to the curb or my tongue hangs out because you paid attention to me, give me everything you have.
In the mean time, you forcibly took me to a doctor against my will to have hypodermic needles stuck in my tender places and had my reproductive organs surgically removed,without my permission, I can never have children of multi ethnic heritage, especially ones that could possibly be black, brown, Calico or that really strange tabby thing from around the block either.
I Love You!
Good Lord, My cat is a fucking Republican.
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Now Here Is An Idea
We could fill all those FEMA camps tomorrow.
North Korea is a fucking hell hole already but this is just fucking ridiculous.
Apparently they missed the memo that television is the opiate of the masses.
It's not bad enough those people are half fucking starved all the time.
Arresting people and throwing them in jail for watching a movie?
I could see it if they were caught watching Gigli.
And here you thought the Muslims were repressive.
Fred Phelps must have a raging hard on.
North Korea is a fucking hell hole already but this is just fucking ridiculous.
Apparently they missed the memo that television is the opiate of the masses.
It's not bad enough those people are half fucking starved all the time.
Arresting people and throwing them in jail for watching a movie?
I could see it if they were caught watching Gigli.
And here you thought the Muslims were repressive.
"The prison official said it was the first time the number of people jailed solely for watching the South's TV dramas has gone over 1,000 ... now the prison is overcrowded with such prisoners," the group said.
The group, citing another source in the North, said Pyongyang created a special police unit in January to crack down on those with "rotten spirit."
Fred Phelps must have a raging hard on.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
OK. This Is Off The Fucking Charts
Right up front, I am going to tell you my feelings about abortion. I was raised as a Catholic but I am a man, I do not have to deal with the biological repercussions of pregnancy and so I have no say in what any woman has in what goes on in her body.
That is entirely up to the lady as it is her body.
I can hardly stand it when I get a turd stuck sideways.
I can only say that I hope that any lady who has an abortion has done some serious soul searching before she comes to the conclusion that she decides that it is the best course of action in her own situation.
I am not some crazy nutter who thinks that anyone who has an abortion should be buried up to their neck and be stoned to death but I do think that that it bothers me on a gut level. That is just my opinion, I am not pontificating one way or another.
On the other hand, I think that TWEETING other people while you are actually having an abortion is a new low.
What. The. Fuck. makes you think anyone wants to hear the details and Why in the fuck do you feel the need to share such a personal experience?
Maybe because it was chemically induced instead of being in the stirrups with someone actually scraping the insides of your uterus like in the old days?
I had a colonoscopy,complete with a couple of samples clipped out of me amidship, tell me I don't know what it is like.
I do know that it is an extremely intense emotional decision and as a man, I will never understand the thought process behind such a decision.Hell, I have never understood what a big deal it is to drop the toilet lid after a good piss, I always figured I'd be back soon enough it was a wasted effort.
Instant communication can be a wonderful thing.
Like I said, I'm a guy but sometimes TMI is just that, too much fucking information.
That is entirely up to the lady as it is her body.
I can hardly stand it when I get a turd stuck sideways.
I can only say that I hope that any lady who has an abortion has done some serious soul searching before she comes to the conclusion that she decides that it is the best course of action in her own situation.
I am not some crazy nutter who thinks that anyone who has an abortion should be buried up to their neck and be stoned to death but I do think that that it bothers me on a gut level. That is just my opinion, I am not pontificating one way or another.
On the other hand, I think that TWEETING other people while you are actually having an abortion is a new low.
What. The. Fuck. makes you think anyone wants to hear the details and Why in the fuck do you feel the need to share such a personal experience?
Maybe because it was chemically induced instead of being in the stirrups with someone actually scraping the insides of your uterus like in the old days?
I had a colonoscopy,complete with a couple of samples clipped out of me amidship, tell me I don't know what it is like.
I do know that it is an extremely intense emotional decision and as a man, I will never understand the thought process behind such a decision.Hell, I have never understood what a big deal it is to drop the toilet lid after a good piss, I always figured I'd be back soon enough it was a wasted effort.
Instant communication can be a wonderful thing.
Like I said, I'm a guy but sometimes TMI is just that, too much fucking information.
Guitar Like You Ain't Never Heard Before
Ladies and germs...Andy McKee on the acoustic guitar. This guy is light years beyond fucking awesome!
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
My Condolences To A Father I Will Never Meet.
This hurt me. It is beyond my comprehension that someone would shoot and kill an innocent young girl standing on the street, apparently because .... what?
This has been bothering me all fucking day, even as my own babies either called or showed up to wish me a Happy Fathers day.
What a useless fucking organism.
A beautiful young lady standing next to her father on the street and some jackal put her in his sights and pulled the fucking trigger.
The video is at the bottom of the link, do yerself a favor and don't watch it, a senseless death of an innocent young lady.
It will haunt me forever, seeing the look in her eyes.
You fucking bastard.
I hope they find this cocksucker and then go get some piano wire, haul him up with it around the balls he doesn't need and leave him there until they rot off.
Death by a thousand cuts would be too easy.
Why?
What was that little girl doing that caught your eye motherfucker?
You just killed a baby girl who was standing on the fucking street.
I can't really express my outrage and sorrow.
One Happy Fathers day to that guy, eh?
Die slow and scream until you can't breathe anymore.
If there is a God, you will not just rot in Hell, you will be cleaning the toilets, with your mouth.
This has been bothering me all fucking day, even as my own babies either called or showed up to wish me a Happy Fathers day.
What a useless fucking organism.
A beautiful young lady standing next to her father on the street and some jackal put her in his sights and pulled the fucking trigger.
The video is at the bottom of the link, do yerself a favor and don't watch it, a senseless death of an innocent young lady.
It will haunt me forever, seeing the look in her eyes.
You fucking bastard.
I hope they find this cocksucker and then go get some piano wire, haul him up with it around the balls he doesn't need and leave him there until they rot off.
Death by a thousand cuts would be too easy.
Why?
What was that little girl doing that caught your eye motherfucker?
You just killed a baby girl who was standing on the fucking street.
I can't really express my outrage and sorrow.
One Happy Fathers day to that guy, eh?
Die slow and scream until you can't breathe anymore.
If there is a God, you will not just rot in Hell, you will be cleaning the toilets, with your mouth.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
This Is the Deal
Yadda Yadda Yadda, Torture.
Shut your fucking mouth, it is absolutely illegal, immoral and a hideous fucking thing to even have to contemplate that our government did this horrendous shit.
Line 'em up and prosecute 'em.
Shut the HELL up and do it.
PS,
You fucking cocksuckers that kept yellin' that I was a traitor during the Bush Administration?
Save me the trouble and go run head first into a brick wall, twice.
Shut your fucking mouth, it is absolutely illegal, immoral and a hideous fucking thing to even have to contemplate that our government did this horrendous shit.
Line 'em up and prosecute 'em.
Shut the HELL up and do it.
PS,
You fucking cocksuckers that kept yellin' that I was a traitor during the Bush Administration?
Save me the trouble and go run head first into a brick wall, twice.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
A Lot Going On
There are huge changes going on in our government and so far, I am glad to see them because they are reversing some hideous fucking policy. Even two days after BushCo is gone, I am fucking amazed at how rapidly this country went backwards to the twelfth century..
The illegal wiretapping that has been going on could damn well be the straw that breaks the camels back and some motherfuckers should be getting real nervous, unless there is some kind of agreement that us fucking plebians are not allowed to be privy to.
I woke up two days ago with my head all plugged up and then it kind of went away, I woke up a few times in the middle of the night last night and knew I have a cold.
This afternoon my throat started getting raw and then it started down my wind pipe, I haz a fucking chest cold coming like a freight train.
Keep paying attention to what the fuck is going on, shit is happening.
I am going to bed.
Bonus round, Granny is having a fit about the lady they have that cleans the house, that had a fucking baby three weeks ago. The only reason this girl would be here is that she needs the money, I can relate.
Granny thinks she paid for more than the services provided and this has pretty much been the topic since last night, on and on and on.
Right.
I told her to tell the lady to fucking take it easy, fer chrissakes.
I'll take care of the cat box and other heavy shit, told her not to fuck around making the bed I can't get any rest in it anyway and Granny is going off.
Unfortunately fer Granny, I stopped and got a bottle and have been hitting that bastard hard because I want to fucking sleep.She got her nose out of joint after I finally told her to rag on somebody that gives a shit because I don't.After fourteen times, I heard ya.
Someone is going to get a phone call tomorrow and it better not be me.
She finally figured out I have other things to deal with.
Gnite.
The illegal wiretapping that has been going on could damn well be the straw that breaks the camels back and some motherfuckers should be getting real nervous, unless there is some kind of agreement that us fucking plebians are not allowed to be privy to.
I woke up two days ago with my head all plugged up and then it kind of went away, I woke up a few times in the middle of the night last night and knew I have a cold.
This afternoon my throat started getting raw and then it started down my wind pipe, I haz a fucking chest cold coming like a freight train.
Keep paying attention to what the fuck is going on, shit is happening.
I am going to bed.
Bonus round, Granny is having a fit about the lady they have that cleans the house, that had a fucking baby three weeks ago. The only reason this girl would be here is that she needs the money, I can relate.
Granny thinks she paid for more than the services provided and this has pretty much been the topic since last night, on and on and on.
Right.
I told her to tell the lady to fucking take it easy, fer chrissakes.
I'll take care of the cat box and other heavy shit, told her not to fuck around making the bed I can't get any rest in it anyway and Granny is going off.
Unfortunately fer Granny, I stopped and got a bottle and have been hitting that bastard hard because I want to fucking sleep.She got her nose out of joint after I finally told her to rag on somebody that gives a shit because I don't.After fourteen times, I heard ya.
Someone is going to get a phone call tomorrow and it better not be me.
She finally figured out I have other things to deal with.
Gnite.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
BOOM!!
Former NSA analyst Russell Tice just dropped a bomb in the middle of Bushco on Keith Olbermanns show.
The fucking bastards listened to EVERY phone call, from EVERYONE, tapped into EVERY Email, EVERY Blog post, any kind of electronic communications and lied their fucking asses off about the whole thing, to their own people!
It is even worse than we imagined.
They targeted the media first.
You have to know the motherfuckers targeted the Democratic opposition especially.
How much do you want to bet they showed that to Reid and Pelosi to keep them docile?
That would explain some, but not all of their lack of vertebrae.
All that would have done to me would have been to piss me off to the point of end game, do or die .
The Bush administration first told the NSA operators that they wanted to identify certain groups so that they could be eliminated from further scrutiny, only to find out later that this was untrue and were actually making a list for targets.
This is only the first story to come out and you can bet your fucking ass there is going to be a line a mile long with people who's faces have turned purple trying to hold their tongue until Bush and Cheney were out the fucking door!
Hold on, this is going to piss EVERYONE off!
It is every fucking bit as bad as we were screaming about and undoubtedly worse than we could ever imagine.
Stick around boys, we will be wanting to talk to you in depth, shortly.
See for yourselves;
The fucking bastards listened to EVERY phone call, from EVERYONE, tapped into EVERY Email, EVERY Blog post, any kind of electronic communications and lied their fucking asses off about the whole thing, to their own people!
It is even worse than we imagined.
They targeted the media first.
You have to know the motherfuckers targeted the Democratic opposition especially.
How much do you want to bet they showed that to Reid and Pelosi to keep them docile?
That would explain some, but not all of their lack of vertebrae.
All that would have done to me would have been to piss me off to the point of end game, do or die .
The Bush administration first told the NSA operators that they wanted to identify certain groups so that they could be eliminated from further scrutiny, only to find out later that this was untrue and were actually making a list for targets.
This is only the first story to come out and you can bet your fucking ass there is going to be a line a mile long with people who's faces have turned purple trying to hold their tongue until Bush and Cheney were out the fucking door!
Hold on, this is going to piss EVERYONE off!
It is every fucking bit as bad as we were screaming about and undoubtedly worse than we could ever imagine.
Stick around boys, we will be wanting to talk to you in depth, shortly.
See for yourselves;
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Still Out Of It
OK, the deal with the back was from me trying to roll a twenty foot gate closed by myself in the snow, I pulled from the gate to the post with my arms outstretched and strained my back and popped a rib out.I left work early because I couldn't hold my head up from lack of sleep and the pain was kicking my ass.
I went and bought a big bottle of Aleve, a big bottle of Sprite and a heating pad.
I slept most of the day on that heating pad and it did wonders.
Of course, then I didn't sleep all fucking night again. I woke up at least six times last night and finally said screw it and stayed up at five o'clock.
About seven, I started having intestinal cramps real bad and did my business and then went to work again this morning.
By ten o'clock, I had been in the bathroom four times and I was doubled over just standing there, dog tired again.
I said fuck it and came home, hit the bathroom again, turned on the heating pad for my shoulder and I just now woke up because I had to go to the bathroom again.
I feel better but I am still exhausted, so I am slamming out this post to let you know I will be alright after I get a decent nights sleep and this stomach thing goes away.
Maybe tomorrow I will feel human again. In the mean time it is back to the heating pad and sleep.
Thanks for the thoughts and I especially had to laugh when someone suggested I get my prostate checked. It looks fine, thank you, now I will pull my head out of my ass and go back to sleep.
I went and bought a big bottle of Aleve, a big bottle of Sprite and a heating pad.
I slept most of the day on that heating pad and it did wonders.
Of course, then I didn't sleep all fucking night again. I woke up at least six times last night and finally said screw it and stayed up at five o'clock.
About seven, I started having intestinal cramps real bad and did my business and then went to work again this morning.
By ten o'clock, I had been in the bathroom four times and I was doubled over just standing there, dog tired again.
I said fuck it and came home, hit the bathroom again, turned on the heating pad for my shoulder and I just now woke up because I had to go to the bathroom again.
I feel better but I am still exhausted, so I am slamming out this post to let you know I will be alright after I get a decent nights sleep and this stomach thing goes away.
Maybe tomorrow I will feel human again. In the mean time it is back to the heating pad and sleep.
Thanks for the thoughts and I especially had to laugh when someone suggested I get my prostate checked. It looks fine, thank you, now I will pull my head out of my ass and go back to sleep.
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