Ballsy mother fuckers, get a fucking clue.
All I have to say to you,the truth.
I don't have a Facebook account.
If you want to ask me about my internet habits, it's another Fuck you, I don't have any.
Y'all are crossing the line by asking and I will be Goddamed if I am going to give you a fucking thing.
Not my Email address, not the name of my Blog, it doesn't exist and if I know how to use a computer, yes, I do.
None of your fucking business what I do.
It still pisses me off to no end that I have to be subjected to random drug testing thanks to Saint Ronny and his fucked up Supreme court telling me I can expect to have limited expectations of freedom because I work in an industry that has to do with public transportation.
This horseshit of asking to go around and demand to peruse your social life on the internet is a direct violation of my fourth amendment and sixth amendment rights.
The fucking cocksuckers who think they can do this because it is a private business can find the business end of my dick at the business end of where they swallow.
If I can perform the duties required to accomplish the needs of your business at the required time, on time, put up with the usual bullshit of inter office politics and do it safely and still not choke the living shit out of the inevitable corporate suck up should be enough for you.
I keep seeing people say they have to because they need the work to feed their family.
Feeding your family is paramount, handing over your soul to do it is beyond the pale.
These fucking people should be excoriated publicly at every opportunity and humiliated for thinking that they own the impunity to have the ability to hire and fire someone for their personal thoughts that have absolutely nothing to do with job performance.
I see Facebook just went after said assholes, like Facebook means shit to me but good for them.
I kept getting Emails about some fucking Farmville thing too.
WTF? I know what it is but forty and fifty year old friends sending me emails for that shit was kind of creepy.
Naked wimmins I can deal with but I could give a shit if your imaginary turnip farm needs me to send you a truck load of imaginary cow shit.
Really?
I'm telling ya, this country has gone socially retarded at light speed in the last ten years.
Then, we can talk politics...
Invasive vaginal radiation pictures being mandatory if a lady wants to terminate a pregnancy by some indeterminate fucking physician who probably has more patients with more medically pressing needs and who is trying to deal with the already outrageous demands of the insane clown posse of the Republican parties blitzkrieg Medical kamikaze progrom on Medicaid.
I'm telling ya, their are several republicans, who were elected by a majority of ignorant motherfuckers who need a serious elbow to the jaw.
Beyond ridiculous some of the shit I see every day.
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Saturday, March 24, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Enough
As anyone who has ever stopped by here knows, I can be a bit of a dick.
In real life, I am a nice fucking guy, you would be amazed, seriously.
This is my outlet for what goes through my head while I am some times gritting my teeth while being such a nice guy.
On this particular subject, the Republicans concerted effort to use their political power to turn back the clock back before the turn of the century concerning women's rights and especially women's reproductive rights, has caused me to blow a fuse for the language filter and I will start with a huge neon sign, FUCK YOU!!
That being said, I would like to say that if it weren't for women, none of these crazy fucks would be here.
Ya can't help it.
I do believe in evolution and if Frothy Mixture had been born on the West Coast, I can assure you, he would have a different outlook on life.
It seems there are some backwards motherfuckers back East and y'all need to get out the butterfly nets.
Thank goodness, The Mormon decided he has no use for Oregon and cancelled an appearance at a debate here.
Good, fuck head.
This fucking bullshit about Republicans passing laws that declare any woman wanting an abortion having to have an invasive procedure is so off the fucking charts I am wondering if the contrails in the sky might have fucked them up up big time.
Let me be clear here.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, has the fucking authority to legislate personal body invasions for any medical procedure, PERIOD.
In case you don't quite understand what I mean, if you try and pass a law that says I have to have some state sanctioned asshole stick his finger up my ass so I can get condoms, said state sanctioned asshole is going to be in need of some serious dental work, I could give a fuck what law you pass.
I break the fucking law every Goddamned day, watch me.
This wedge issue that has absolutely nothing to do with the current run for President has gotten so fucking far out of hand, I want to get my hands around someones throat.
I have had enough of you ignorant cocksuckers.
You are so adamant about your religion being such an integral part of your publicly political message and doing your damndest to shove it down the throats of everyone in this country because you happen to have a majority of your crazy motherfucking idiot, backwards assed, stupid sonsabitch,creationist Bible Thumping jack ass porn watching fellows yanking the levers of power , you are about to find out what the word Backlash means.
That's right, morons, backlash.
I Highly doubt that any of you are good at Math.
You know,that two plus two thing.
Knowingly pissing off half the population of this country, besides the rest of the world watching you do it, is precisely like the old saying of cutting off your nose to spite your face.
You people are so fucking stupid I would feel sorry for you and donate my pocket change to help someone figure out just what the fuck is wrong with you so we could fund a medical cure for your sorry asses, if it were possible.
Alas, it seems to be out of reach of current medical science, other than euthanasia.
The sun does not orbit a flat earth and yes, the reason there are so many people like you are on the planet is a physical condition involving chemical sequences called hormones, you are not exclusive to this club and your mother is no exception either.
You are, however, exclusive to having been blessed without a few key chemical sequences that involving the development of the human brain, especially the ones crucial to something called abstract thinking.
I actually feel sorry for you because you have no sense of adventure, need rigid guidelines to rule your everyday lives, have to have the same routine every fucking day and it makes me wonder if there is not yet some clinically undiagnosed relation to your thought process and autism.
Before anyone jumps my ass about that last comment, I have a 28 year old autistic boy now and I can certainly see the similarities.
In short, get your fucking Holier than thou, women are subject to my whims bullshit out of our public discourse, get the fuck with the program that we, the people, need to get back to work, quit obstructing every Goddamn thing to prove how "pure" you are and while you are at it, grow the fuck up and when ever you crazy fucks decide this is a great wedge issue in the future, stay the fuck out of my wife's pussy, the guy two states away's daughters pussy, her friends pussy and everyone else who happens to be of the gentler sexes reproductive parts, forever.
Else you will soon see a huge void in your voting results.
Those being not in your favor.
You might also experience some side effects, such as burnt toast for breakfast, no fucking breakfast or dinner and a sudden surge of that dreaded Hawaiian disease, commonly known as "LackAnookie".
Of course, that will just be the one thing to push you over the edge, again.
Burnt toast is just beyond the pale from your female indentured servant.
You will have to get a bigger wrench to super tighten her chastity belt and show her who is boss.
In real life, I am a nice fucking guy, you would be amazed, seriously.
This is my outlet for what goes through my head while I am some times gritting my teeth while being such a nice guy.
On this particular subject, the Republicans concerted effort to use their political power to turn back the clock back before the turn of the century concerning women's rights and especially women's reproductive rights, has caused me to blow a fuse for the language filter and I will start with a huge neon sign, FUCK YOU!!
That being said, I would like to say that if it weren't for women, none of these crazy fucks would be here.
Ya can't help it.
I do believe in evolution and if Frothy Mixture had been born on the West Coast, I can assure you, he would have a different outlook on life.
It seems there are some backwards motherfuckers back East and y'all need to get out the butterfly nets.
Thank goodness, The Mormon decided he has no use for Oregon and cancelled an appearance at a debate here.
Good, fuck head.
This fucking bullshit about Republicans passing laws that declare any woman wanting an abortion having to have an invasive procedure is so off the fucking charts I am wondering if the contrails in the sky might have fucked them up up big time.
Let me be clear here.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, has the fucking authority to legislate personal body invasions for any medical procedure, PERIOD.
In case you don't quite understand what I mean, if you try and pass a law that says I have to have some state sanctioned asshole stick his finger up my ass so I can get condoms, said state sanctioned asshole is going to be in need of some serious dental work, I could give a fuck what law you pass.
I break the fucking law every Goddamned day, watch me.
This wedge issue that has absolutely nothing to do with the current run for President has gotten so fucking far out of hand, I want to get my hands around someones throat.
I have had enough of you ignorant cocksuckers.
You are so adamant about your religion being such an integral part of your publicly political message and doing your damndest to shove it down the throats of everyone in this country because you happen to have a majority of your crazy motherfucking idiot, backwards assed, stupid sonsabitch,creationist Bible Thumping jack ass porn watching fellows yanking the levers of power , you are about to find out what the word Backlash means.
That's right, morons, backlash.
I Highly doubt that any of you are good at Math.
You know,that two plus two thing.
Knowingly pissing off half the population of this country, besides the rest of the world watching you do it, is precisely like the old saying of cutting off your nose to spite your face.
You people are so fucking stupid I would feel sorry for you and donate my pocket change to help someone figure out just what the fuck is wrong with you so we could fund a medical cure for your sorry asses, if it were possible.
Alas, it seems to be out of reach of current medical science, other than euthanasia.
The sun does not orbit a flat earth and yes, the reason there are so many people like you are on the planet is a physical condition involving chemical sequences called hormones, you are not exclusive to this club and your mother is no exception either.
You are, however, exclusive to having been blessed without a few key chemical sequences that involving the development of the human brain, especially the ones crucial to something called abstract thinking.
I actually feel sorry for you because you have no sense of adventure, need rigid guidelines to rule your everyday lives, have to have the same routine every fucking day and it makes me wonder if there is not yet some clinically undiagnosed relation to your thought process and autism.
Before anyone jumps my ass about that last comment, I have a 28 year old autistic boy now and I can certainly see the similarities.
In short, get your fucking Holier than thou, women are subject to my whims bullshit out of our public discourse, get the fuck with the program that we, the people, need to get back to work, quit obstructing every Goddamn thing to prove how "pure" you are and while you are at it, grow the fuck up and when ever you crazy fucks decide this is a great wedge issue in the future, stay the fuck out of my wife's pussy, the guy two states away's daughters pussy, her friends pussy and everyone else who happens to be of the gentler sexes reproductive parts, forever.
Else you will soon see a huge void in your voting results.
Those being not in your favor.
You might also experience some side effects, such as burnt toast for breakfast, no fucking breakfast or dinner and a sudden surge of that dreaded Hawaiian disease, commonly known as "LackAnookie".
Of course, that will just be the one thing to push you over the edge, again.
Burnt toast is just beyond the pale from your female indentured servant.
You will have to get a bigger wrench to super tighten her chastity belt and show her who is boss.
Friday, March 02, 2012
Mind Boggling Incompetence
Here in the Portland Metropolitan area, there has been a serious problem with traffic going between Oregon and Washington over the Columbia river for decades.
There are three bridges currently available to do this.
One was built in the seventies, I remember them building that one, they built an entire freeway with it.
The other two date to the thirties and fifties respectively.
The first of these two old draw bridges was built in the thirties and then they built the twin in the fifties.
There is a serious bottle neck they built after crossing over into Oregon where it goes from six lanes down to two.
Morons were involved, I am positive.
Now, they have been planning a 3 BILLION dollar fix, including a new, giant fucking bridge.
They have spent 140 Million dollars and many years planning it and have gone so far as to pass legislation so they can charge a toll on this as of yet non existent Bridge and freeway upgrade.
What do I wake up and see on the front page of today's paper?
The Coast Guard says it isn't high enough to let tall masted ships clearance to get under.
Let that sink in for a moment.
One business on the river alone told them they needed 125 feet of clearance and the current plan sits at 95 feet.
Morons were involved here too, I am positive.
When I got done reading the article, I was so fucking pissed off I Whipped off a letter to the editor, with out cursing mind you,calling for heads to roll and the local prosecutor to sue for redress.
By their estimates, it would take another hundred and fifty million to raise it up where it needs to be.
As we all know, on a 3 Billion dollar project, there are going to be cost over runs
and I would not be a damned bit surprised after they break ground and start construction to see it double.
This is what pisses me off the most, on a three billion dollar project to build a Mega Bridge across the biggest river West of the Mississippi, someone didn't take the time to think that there might actually be ships going up and down that river.
The incompetence is mind boggling.
Highly educated stupid fucking idiots.
Like I said, there are morons involved, I am positive.
There are three bridges currently available to do this.
One was built in the seventies, I remember them building that one, they built an entire freeway with it.
The other two date to the thirties and fifties respectively.
The first of these two old draw bridges was built in the thirties and then they built the twin in the fifties.
There is a serious bottle neck they built after crossing over into Oregon where it goes from six lanes down to two.
Morons were involved, I am positive.
Now, they have been planning a 3 BILLION dollar fix, including a new, giant fucking bridge.
They have spent 140 Million dollars and many years planning it and have gone so far as to pass legislation so they can charge a toll on this as of yet non existent Bridge and freeway upgrade.
What do I wake up and see on the front page of today's paper?
The Coast Guard says it isn't high enough to let tall masted ships clearance to get under.
Let that sink in for a moment.
One business on the river alone told them they needed 125 feet of clearance and the current plan sits at 95 feet.
Morons were involved here too, I am positive.
When I got done reading the article, I was so fucking pissed off I Whipped off a letter to the editor, with out cursing mind you,calling for heads to roll and the local prosecutor to sue for redress.
By their estimates, it would take another hundred and fifty million to raise it up where it needs to be.
As we all know, on a 3 Billion dollar project, there are going to be cost over runs
and I would not be a damned bit surprised after they break ground and start construction to see it double.
This is what pisses me off the most, on a three billion dollar project to build a Mega Bridge across the biggest river West of the Mississippi, someone didn't take the time to think that there might actually be ships going up and down that river.
The incompetence is mind boggling.
Highly educated stupid fucking idiots.
Like I said, there are morons involved, I am positive.
Friday, February 03, 2012
The Definition Of A Complete Dumb Fuck
Some body needs a good clubbing with a large piece of anchor chain.
It gets better too,
snip
The best part,
Where to start with this story.
Let me begin with the fact that a fifty two foot boat is a child's toy when you are talking about where this fucking clown is talking about going.
Fer fucks sake, really?
You couldn't put enough provisions on a little fucking boat like that to last a month, I have been on one.
Another little fact, where they are headed sees some of the worst weather and ocean conditions you can imagine.
Three days out on a fifty one foot fishing boat had us in swells that dwarfed the cockpit and we were riding up and down waves so steep the prop was coming out of the water and running the engine up against its' red line.
Thankfully it was a little diesel so it had a governor to keep it from blowing up.
Two days of that, tacking diagonally across the back of the waves to get back to port and this guy is headed directly into that.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
A proven fucking idiot.
Let me repeat,
Personally, I would be desperately looking for a flare gun and listening for chopper blades.
That and a cast iron skillet to smack that fucking moron in the head with.
When it comes to life and death and you have a complete fucking idiot in charge, mutiny is the order of the day.
Aye matey.
The marine mechanic was reportedly working on an anchor aboard the 52ft Nilaya in Auckland harbour, when the yacht hurriedly cast off as immigration officials tried to serve deportation papers on the skipper, Jarle Andhoy, 34.Mr Andhoy and three crew members have embarked on an unpermitted voyage to Antarctica's Ross Sea, in defiance of both the Norwegian and New Zealand governments.A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.
It gets better too,
Mr Andhoy told the Norwegian public broadcasting service NRK that the presence on board of the unnamed New Zealander was not part of his plan, but was the result of "a hectic departure" from Auckland last week.
snip
The best part,
The broadcaster reported him as saying that the Nilaya was not carrying a locator beacon so it would not put rescue services at risk.
Where to start with this story.
Let me begin with the fact that a fifty two foot boat is a child's toy when you are talking about where this fucking clown is talking about going.
Fer fucks sake, really?
You couldn't put enough provisions on a little fucking boat like that to last a month, I have been on one.
Another little fact, where they are headed sees some of the worst weather and ocean conditions you can imagine.
Three days out on a fifty one foot fishing boat had us in swells that dwarfed the cockpit and we were riding up and down waves so steep the prop was coming out of the water and running the engine up against its' red line.
Thankfully it was a little diesel so it had a governor to keep it from blowing up.
Two days of that, tacking diagonally across the back of the waves to get back to port and this guy is headed directly into that.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
A proven fucking idiot.
Let me repeat,
A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.
Personally, I would be desperately looking for a flare gun and listening for chopper blades.
That and a cast iron skillet to smack that fucking moron in the head with.
When it comes to life and death and you have a complete fucking idiot in charge, mutiny is the order of the day.
Aye matey.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Really Baltimore?
Fourth and six, three points down in a Championship game,three minutes left, you use a time out and instead kicking a motherfucking field goal to tie it up and possibly go into overtime, instead, you opt to go for it.
Idiots .
Then ya get down to the last of the game and actually try to tie it up annnnnnd no.
Missed the fucking field goal.
There is a coach who should unemployed before I get done typing this sentence.
I did love that tipped in the end zone interception though.
I would give that play of the year.
Now onto the Giants VS The Niners game.
Fuck the Niners.
Even though I should root for the fuckers, they are across the bay from my birthplace, Oakland and I actually worked in "The City" for a time.
Fuck them anyway.
Damn you Raiders too.
You suck.
Time to grab another beer and watch some fucking football.
Thanks fer stopping by.
Idiots .
Then ya get down to the last of the game and actually try to tie it up annnnnnd no.
Missed the fucking field goal.
There is a coach who should unemployed before I get done typing this sentence.
I did love that tipped in the end zone interception though.
I would give that play of the year.
Now onto the Giants VS The Niners game.
Fuck the Niners.
Even though I should root for the fuckers, they are across the bay from my birthplace, Oakland and I actually worked in "The City" for a time.
Fuck them anyway.
Damn you Raiders too.
You suck.
Time to grab another beer and watch some fucking football.
Thanks fer stopping by.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Stay Crazy, PETA
Sometimes I wonder what the thought process is with some people.
CHICAGO (AP) —
I have better idea for you fucking idiots, try using your time and energy investing in traveling roadside barbeques.
Free BBQ sauce at every stop.
Some peoples kids, I swear.
Now I want some tasty dead cow parts, maybe a nice T Bone.
CHICAGO (AP) —
An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle killed when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has asked for permission to buy the markers, one in suburban Chicago and one northwest of Peoria. The group says the signs would pay tribute to the more than 20 cattle killed as a result of negligent driving this year.
I have better idea for you fucking idiots, try using your time and energy investing in traveling roadside barbeques.
Free BBQ sauce at every stop.
Some peoples kids, I swear.
Now I want some tasty dead cow parts, maybe a nice T Bone.
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Prescient, I Am
And a hearty Fuck You to this guy;
Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.
Bye Bye motherfucker.
So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.
Pepto Bismal anyone?
Ending days of intense speculation, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain announced Saturday that he will suspend his unlikely campaign, citing the toll that weeks of sexual-harassment and adultery allegations have taken on his family.
Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.
Bye Bye motherfucker.
So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.
Pepto Bismal anyone?
Friday, November 25, 2011
Get Out Of My Way, I Need Some More Cheap Shit Right Now
Really?
I went to the likker store and retreated to the garage for an hour or two.
looks like I am lucky to get home unscathed....
what seems to be a burgeoning Black Friday tradition, reports of violence erupted throughout the country.
Authorities in Los Angeles say that 20 people suffered minor injuries at a local Walmart when a woman used pepper spray on them to get to the front of the line when the store opened Thursday evening.
Police in Fayetteville, N.C. are hunting for two suspects after gunfire went off early Friday in the Cross Creek Mall.
At a Walmart in upstate New York, a man was arrested after two women were injured in a fight that broke out.
The one thing I can say is that stupid bitch spraying people to get more shit to carry out is damn lucky someone didn't knock her clear the fuck out and then get trampled to death.
And people wonder why I hate this time of year.
Fuck that shit.
Gift cards, go get what the hell you want, after the crazy people are either in jail or fighting to get to the return desk.
We are surrounded by complete fucking idiots.
Expect more on this subject, the wife loves this time of year and I despise it.
Despise being a mild term for what I think about this complete fucking insanity.
If Bah, Humbug just went through your mind, have a fucking cookie.
I do, however, always donate to the bell ringers.
I went to the likker store and retreated to the garage for an hour or two.
looks like I am lucky to get home unscathed....
what seems to be a burgeoning Black Friday tradition, reports of violence erupted throughout the country.
Authorities in Los Angeles say that 20 people suffered minor injuries at a local Walmart when a woman used pepper spray on them to get to the front of the line when the store opened Thursday evening.
Police in Fayetteville, N.C. are hunting for two suspects after gunfire went off early Friday in the Cross Creek Mall.
At a Walmart in upstate New York, a man was arrested after two women were injured in a fight that broke out.
The one thing I can say is that stupid bitch spraying people to get more shit to carry out is damn lucky someone didn't knock her clear the fuck out and then get trampled to death.
And people wonder why I hate this time of year.
Fuck that shit.
Gift cards, go get what the hell you want, after the crazy people are either in jail or fighting to get to the return desk.
We are surrounded by complete fucking idiots.
Expect more on this subject, the wife loves this time of year and I despise it.
Despise being a mild term for what I think about this complete fucking insanity.
If Bah, Humbug just went through your mind, have a fucking cookie.
I do, however, always donate to the bell ringers.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
I Hate It When That Happens.
Fuck me, what a day.
I went to that new job yesterday, only to be led to a conference room and got sat down with four fucking 3 ring binders and twelve pages of shit to look up and study.
Unfortunately, the dude didn't quite make it really clear just what it was I was supposed to look up and he disappeared.
Being the quick reader I am, I read it all.
By the way, he says there will be a test on this.
After about an hour of reading all this crap this morning, again,, it got real fucking technical, as in rocket science shit.
Some guy finally comes in and tells me I am doing it wrong and these are the things I am supposed to be reading.
Nice.
I spent all day today going over that and the rocket science part, which gave me eye strain and a huge brain fart.
Anyone out there know what the fuck 1.03times ten to the third power torr equals just how many microns of vacuum?
I sure as fuck don't have a clue.
I have worked with vacuum trucks but we always used inches of vacuum.
Then they got into about seventeen different kinds of thermo couples and just when and where they could be used and how often they had to be tested and replaced and just about then my fucking eyes glazed over.
Uncle!
Oh no, then they got into how they had to be tested and there are several different applications for these little fuckers depending on what they are wired into and how.
By now I had to go outside and have a smoke and figure out how I am going to bullshit my way out of this on the test.
I have no clue.
I kinda figured out the testing they are talking about and what it is for but fuuuuck me if I know what the fuck else they are talking about.
Two fucking days I have been going through this.
On another note, just for shits and grins, The Wife mentioned the other day how slow my new Net Book was.
She did some maintenance on it, right after I did because I had noticed it too.
Scan that sonofabitch until the cows come home and it says everything is fine.
My ass.
It up and fucking died yesterday to the point I can't even get it to start in Safe Mode.
Dirty sonsabitches that get their rocks off sending viruses, they need to be gutted like a fish.
Sure as shit, even the Windows 7 sir fixalot has no clue.
I ain't got time for that shit right now.
I tried getting this old bastard PC up and going and it gave me fits for an hour, just to find out the wireless mouse went tits up in the mean time.
Back in the truck down to Bi Mart to get a new one.
Brought it home and fucked with it for a half hour and by then I was completely whupped from the last three weeks and the stress of the new job.
Fuck it, out I went.
It was still daylight when I called it a day.
Ain't been sleeping for shit either, I keep waking up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep.
Ahhh, there I am, in Dream Land, all of a sudden I hear a fucking lawn mower!
WTF?
I wake up pissed clear the fuck off and roll over and it is pretty dark.
I glanced at my watch, didn't have my glasses on and was instantly pissed.
Who the fuck is mowing their lawn at quarter after seven in the morning?
I jumped the fuck up and grabbed the 18 volt flashlight and headed out the door to chew some motherfucker a new asshole when a little light went off in my head....
Quarter after seven, in the morning?
I'M FUCKING LATE!!!
Hoooly shit!
I ran back in the Weasel Den and threw my britches on and brushed my teeth, jumped in the fucking truck and hauled fucking ass.
Of course, the roads are all tore up around here and the speed limit is 45 for five miles.
I finally hit the freeway and stomped on it.
I came flying into the parking lot with the brakes trying to lock up, dove out of the truck half awake and ran up to the front doors.
They were locked.
I saw a side door open but you can't go in there without safety glasses or they will write yer ass up.
Back to the truck, dig out the tool bag, dump it on the seat and find my Stevie Wonder safety glasses and dive in.
I went straight to the conference room and, what a surprise, it was locked too.
I found some guys in the lunch room and told them I was late and needed to talk to so and so. They looked at me and said he wasn't there yet.
Now I am confused because it is quarter to eight and he starts at seven.
They get on the horn and page some other dude and after ten minutes I went and had them go to call him again because it is loud in there and he might not have heard the page.
Never mind , this guy says, we will just go find him.
Walk across the whole plant, meet the guy and tell him who I am looking for and he says, "He doesn't come in until seven".
I says, it's quarter to eight and I am late.
The guy looks at me and says, "in the morning".
The little light comes on in my head again.
I am eleven fucking hours early.
I fucking hate Fall.
Apparently that gave me enough time to come home and figure out the problem with the new mouse.
It's been a long , long, fucking day and I am going to fall down again.
I went to that new job yesterday, only to be led to a conference room and got sat down with four fucking 3 ring binders and twelve pages of shit to look up and study.
Unfortunately, the dude didn't quite make it really clear just what it was I was supposed to look up and he disappeared.
Being the quick reader I am, I read it all.
By the way, he says there will be a test on this.
After about an hour of reading all this crap this morning, again,, it got real fucking technical, as in rocket science shit.
Some guy finally comes in and tells me I am doing it wrong and these are the things I am supposed to be reading.
Nice.
I spent all day today going over that and the rocket science part, which gave me eye strain and a huge brain fart.
Anyone out there know what the fuck 1.03times ten to the third power torr equals just how many microns of vacuum?
I sure as fuck don't have a clue.
I have worked with vacuum trucks but we always used inches of vacuum.
Then they got into about seventeen different kinds of thermo couples and just when and where they could be used and how often they had to be tested and replaced and just about then my fucking eyes glazed over.
Uncle!
Oh no, then they got into how they had to be tested and there are several different applications for these little fuckers depending on what they are wired into and how.
By now I had to go outside and have a smoke and figure out how I am going to bullshit my way out of this on the test.
I have no clue.
I kinda figured out the testing they are talking about and what it is for but fuuuuck me if I know what the fuck else they are talking about.
Two fucking days I have been going through this.
On another note, just for shits and grins, The Wife mentioned the other day how slow my new Net Book was.
She did some maintenance on it, right after I did because I had noticed it too.
Scan that sonofabitch until the cows come home and it says everything is fine.
My ass.
It up and fucking died yesterday to the point I can't even get it to start in Safe Mode.
Dirty sonsabitches that get their rocks off sending viruses, they need to be gutted like a fish.
Sure as shit, even the Windows 7 sir fixalot has no clue.
I ain't got time for that shit right now.
I tried getting this old bastard PC up and going and it gave me fits for an hour, just to find out the wireless mouse went tits up in the mean time.
Back in the truck down to Bi Mart to get a new one.
Brought it home and fucked with it for a half hour and by then I was completely whupped from the last three weeks and the stress of the new job.
Fuck it, out I went.
It was still daylight when I called it a day.
Ain't been sleeping for shit either, I keep waking up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep.
Ahhh, there I am, in Dream Land, all of a sudden I hear a fucking lawn mower!
WTF?
I wake up pissed clear the fuck off and roll over and it is pretty dark.
I glanced at my watch, didn't have my glasses on and was instantly pissed.
Who the fuck is mowing their lawn at quarter after seven in the morning?
I jumped the fuck up and grabbed the 18 volt flashlight and headed out the door to chew some motherfucker a new asshole when a little light went off in my head....
Quarter after seven, in the morning?
I'M FUCKING LATE!!!
Hoooly shit!
I ran back in the Weasel Den and threw my britches on and brushed my teeth, jumped in the fucking truck and hauled fucking ass.
Of course, the roads are all tore up around here and the speed limit is 45 for five miles.
I finally hit the freeway and stomped on it.
I came flying into the parking lot with the brakes trying to lock up, dove out of the truck half awake and ran up to the front doors.
They were locked.
I saw a side door open but you can't go in there without safety glasses or they will write yer ass up.
Back to the truck, dig out the tool bag, dump it on the seat and find my Stevie Wonder safety glasses and dive in.
I went straight to the conference room and, what a surprise, it was locked too.
I found some guys in the lunch room and told them I was late and needed to talk to so and so. They looked at me and said he wasn't there yet.
Now I am confused because it is quarter to eight and he starts at seven.
They get on the horn and page some other dude and after ten minutes I went and had them go to call him again because it is loud in there and he might not have heard the page.
Never mind , this guy says, we will just go find him.
Walk across the whole plant, meet the guy and tell him who I am looking for and he says, "He doesn't come in until seven".
I says, it's quarter to eight and I am late.
The guy looks at me and says, "in the morning".
The little light comes on in my head again.
I am eleven fucking hours early.
I fucking hate Fall.
Apparently that gave me enough time to come home and figure out the problem with the new mouse.
It's been a long , long, fucking day and I am going to fall down again.
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Help Wanted, No Morals,Scruples or Honesty Required.
Just call the hot line to Newt Gingrich's campaign headquarters.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.
After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about Paul Revere riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.
Can you say circular firing squad?
I can, in between snickers and shots.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.
After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about Paul Revere riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.
Can you say circular firing squad?
I can, in between snickers and shots.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Can All You Birthers Just Shut The Fuck Up Now?
Jesus Fucking Christ, the absolute willful ignorance of these people is stunning. Obama released the long form of his birth certificate just for you.
Here, now STFU and go pound sand in your asses.
I'm sure the first thing out of your mouths will be is why did it take so long.
Fuck you.
Like anyone could even file to get on the ballot without this being double checked from the get go.
Now go away and go back to bitching about brown people and talking shit about secession.
Ignorant fucks.
Lets cut the bullshit here. this has always been dog whistle that you are pissed that a black man got elected.
I guess maybe now the only option is to come out and say it out loud.
Here, now STFU and go pound sand in your asses.
I'm sure the first thing out of your mouths will be is why did it take so long.
Fuck you.
Like anyone could even file to get on the ballot without this being double checked from the get go.
Now go away and go back to bitching about brown people and talking shit about secession.
Ignorant fucks.
Lets cut the bullshit here. this has always been dog whistle that you are pissed that a black man got elected.
I guess maybe now the only option is to come out and say it out loud.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Yo, Eh, Fixer, Gordon,Bob,Get a Load Of This Ignorant Fucking DoucheBag.
,This is just so fucking typical.
Get the fuck away from me you ignorant sonofabitch, before I open the drawer with all the pretty hammers.
Ya wonder why I am all done with this after thirty fucking years.
If you think for one second that this is a parody, I can absolutely tell you for a fact, I have had quite a few, very short, conversations exactly like this in the past..
Back in the day, I was just as ignorant about vehicles. I can remember the day someone asked me to hand them a grease gun and I had no Idea what the fuck he was talking about.
I certainly could not afford to pay anyone to fix my broke down fucked up pieces of shit cars that I was buying for a hundred bucks.
Ya wanna know what?
I went and bought Chiltons manuals, bought a ton eighty of beerto pay for badly needed help and begged some of the best for advice and to borrow a tool here and there.I don't call myself Bustednuckles for any small reason, I learned the fucking hard way. I also went to the school of hard knocks and over the last thirty years spent about eighty fucking grand on tools and roll away tool boxes.
I have seen what lies underneath the skin more than some doctors and bled a lot of of my precious blood,sometimes to excess.
I have worked with broken arms, wrists, thumbs and ankles.
Doctors some time they think they are pretty smart. When I come in for stitches on my thumb or other digit an you put in three and tell me to go home?
I tell you to put in six because I am going to work in the morning.
This is a true story.
They get pissed off at ya! Excuse the shit out of me, I got a living to make here, and a fucking Snap On payment, every. mother. fucking. week. Oh, by the fucking way, now I gotta pay you too.
At one time, I was paying more for tools than I was for a fucking house payment.
I was damn humble when I needed help and I had been wrenching on things since before I hit puberty.
You come into a shop like the arrogant cocksucker below and you will be damn lucky the guys from the tow company will show up to pull it out of the lot next week.
Ya see, like you have heard your whole life, it's who ya know.
Shoot, someone parked four damn cars in front of yours and we can't find the keys.
Called in sick today too.
Let me give you a piece of advice you would be wise to pass on to your children;
Don't piss off your mechanic, your doctor, your girlfriend,your carpenter,electrician, plumber your Mom or your fucking Lawyer. as a matter of fact, don't be rude to anyone who performs any kind of service for you.
I will give bonus points to the next person that tips the gas station attendant that stands out in the weather all day and night like you do that big titted bar maid, I do. Been there, done that, in a Blizzard, on Christmas Day.I know, hard to find a big titted bar maid pumping gas in a blizzard on Christmas, you get my point
I have fixed more fucked up shit for free than I can remember, I can also remember shit like this that got you to call a cab than I give a rat fuck about.
Now, to see what inspired this little rant;
Yeah, right at the end there, I would be showing that fucking dumbass where the chrome muffler bearing fits with the high flow squeegie sharpener.
That and the door, I like my hammers too much to waste them on something like that.
Ignorance and humility will be miles ahead of stupidity and arrogance in my book, every fucking time.
I know of what I speak, ten fucking years at a Lincoln dealer. There are some arrogant mother fuckers in those places.
Sorry, your parts are on back order Maam.
Get the fuck away from me you ignorant sonofabitch, before I open the drawer with all the pretty hammers.
Ya wonder why I am all done with this after thirty fucking years.
If you think for one second that this is a parody, I can absolutely tell you for a fact, I have had quite a few, very short, conversations exactly like this in the past..
Back in the day, I was just as ignorant about vehicles. I can remember the day someone asked me to hand them a grease gun and I had no Idea what the fuck he was talking about.
I certainly could not afford to pay anyone to fix my broke down fucked up pieces of shit cars that I was buying for a hundred bucks.
Ya wanna know what?
I went and bought Chiltons manuals, bought a ton eighty of beerto pay for badly needed help and begged some of the best for advice and to borrow a tool here and there.I don't call myself Bustednuckles for any small reason, I learned the fucking hard way. I also went to the school of hard knocks and over the last thirty years spent about eighty fucking grand on tools and roll away tool boxes.
I have seen what lies underneath the skin more than some doctors and bled a lot of of my precious blood,sometimes to excess.
I have worked with broken arms, wrists, thumbs and ankles.
Doctors some time they think they are pretty smart. When I come in for stitches on my thumb or other digit an you put in three and tell me to go home?
I tell you to put in six because I am going to work in the morning.
This is a true story.
They get pissed off at ya! Excuse the shit out of me, I got a living to make here, and a fucking Snap On payment, every. mother. fucking. week. Oh, by the fucking way, now I gotta pay you too.
At one time, I was paying more for tools than I was for a fucking house payment.
I was damn humble when I needed help and I had been wrenching on things since before I hit puberty.
You come into a shop like the arrogant cocksucker below and you will be damn lucky the guys from the tow company will show up to pull it out of the lot next week.
Ya see, like you have heard your whole life, it's who ya know.
Shoot, someone parked four damn cars in front of yours and we can't find the keys.
Called in sick today too.
Let me give you a piece of advice you would be wise to pass on to your children;
Don't piss off your mechanic, your doctor, your girlfriend,your carpenter,electrician, plumber your Mom or your fucking Lawyer. as a matter of fact, don't be rude to anyone who performs any kind of service for you.
I will give bonus points to the next person that tips the gas station attendant that stands out in the weather all day and night like you do that big titted bar maid, I do. Been there, done that, in a Blizzard, on Christmas Day.I know, hard to find a big titted bar maid pumping gas in a blizzard on Christmas, you get my point
I have fixed more fucked up shit for free than I can remember, I can also remember shit like this that got you to call a cab than I give a rat fuck about.
Now, to see what inspired this little rant;
Yeah, right at the end there, I would be showing that fucking dumbass where the chrome muffler bearing fits with the high flow squeegie sharpener.
That and the door, I like my hammers too much to waste them on something like that.
Ignorance and humility will be miles ahead of stupidity and arrogance in my book, every fucking time.
I know of what I speak, ten fucking years at a Lincoln dealer. There are some arrogant mother fuckers in those places.
Sorry, your parts are on back order Maam.
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Thanks Christina
Stupid bitch just fucked up the National Anthem so bad, my girlfriend noticed, I noticed it and her sister texted her to say she did too, immediately.
Just show us your tits idiot.
We could use another National outcry over a nipple.It seems to keep some people busy for a LOOOOOONG damn time.
I don't know about anyone else but just sing the fucking song and leave that "interpretation" shit at home.
Fuck.
Beer run in 3, 2, 1,
I could give a shit who wins this Superbowl but FUCK the Steelers.
Kinda lets ya know who I am rooting for, the beer dude in the stands.
Just show us your tits idiot.
We could use another National outcry over a nipple.It seems to keep some people busy for a LOOOOOONG damn time.
I don't know about anyone else but just sing the fucking song and leave that "interpretation" shit at home.
Fuck.
Beer run in 3, 2, 1,
I could give a shit who wins this Superbowl but FUCK the Steelers.
Kinda lets ya know who I am rooting for, the beer dude in the stands.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Monday, December 13, 2010
Iranians All Butt Hurt, Again
Give me a fucking break, now they are all butt sore because the US Navy has been calling the Persion Gulf The Arabian Gulf, for the last twenty fucking years.
Since when does Iran, who used to be called Persia, by the way, give a fuck?
Fuck you, get the fuck over it, grow the fuck up and quit acting like retarded, spoile little brats.
If you had a legitimate beef with this, you should have spoken up twenty fucking years ago, morons.
Jesus Christ, you quit calling your own fucking country Persia ages ago.
Do ya still make those fancy fucking rugs there? What do ya call 'em, Iranian rugs?
No, they are still called Persian rugs.
I would have to think you all could find something a little more substantial to pitch a bitch about, seriously.
Since when does Iran, who used to be called Persia, by the way, give a fuck?
snip
The U.S. Navy has invited outrage from Iranian advocacy groups, the Iranian government and Facebook protesters for making it official policy to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Though the Navy claims it's been using the term for two decades, the Pentagon was bombarded with complaints over the past week after the language showed up in the Navy's official style guide online.
The U.S. Navy has invited outrage from Iranian advocacy groups, the Iranian government and Facebook protesters for making it official policy to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Though the Navy claims it's been using the term for two decades, the Pentagon was bombarded with complaints over the past week after the language showed up in the Navy's official style guide online.So, after twenty years, they just all at once decide they don't like it..
Fuck you, get the fuck over it, grow the fuck up and quit acting like retarded, spoile little brats.
If you had a legitimate beef with this, you should have spoken up twenty fucking years ago, morons.
Jesus Christ, you quit calling your own fucking country Persia ages ago.
Do ya still make those fancy fucking rugs there? What do ya call 'em, Iranian rugs?
No, they are still called Persian rugs.
I would have to think you all could find something a little more substantial to pitch a bitch about, seriously.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Are You Guys Out Of Your Fucking Minds?!!
You have GOT to be shitting me if this is true,no wonder the British are doomed.
Seriously, one third of the men in that country, who obviously have security issues, would dump their girl friend for giving another woman the tongue while giving them a kiss?
Are you fucking CRAZY?
I want to take PICTURES!
Insecure mother fucking douche bags! Turn in your Man Cards immediately, I want to know how you got one in the first place!
Go jump off a fucking bridge, make sure your hair is perfect first.
Pussy mother fuckers, you are a disgrace to Mankind.
Let me guess, these guys are Metro sexuals and can't stand the competition.
Nasty girl, here I come.
Seriously, one third of the men in that country, who obviously have security issues, would dump their girl friend for giving another woman the tongue while giving them a kiss?
Are you fucking CRAZY?
I want to take PICTURES!
Insecure mother fucking douche bags! Turn in your Man Cards immediately, I want to know how you got one in the first place!
Go jump off a fucking bridge, make sure your hair is perfect first.
Pussy mother fuckers, you are a disgrace to Mankind.
Nasty girl, here I come.
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
Of Course It Was Ours
I get woke up by the phone again and after I get off, I start checking the headlines.
I run into the one about some mystery missile that launched out of the fucking ocean off of LA and start reading the article and just start laughing.
'We don't know who's it is" kind of crap.
Oh, the Navy said it wasn't one of theirs, the Air force denies any knowledge, blah blah mother fucking Blah.
Jesus christ. Any idiot can figure out it was our bird fired from our sub.
What?
Ya think maybe some Mexican fishing trawler lit off a fucking inter continental ballistic missile?
Ya know why I know it was ours right off the get go?
Because if it wasn't, I would have awakened to absolute fucking pandemonium.
The government would be shitting rings around it's self and there would be one giant military cluster fuck going on right now.
That's our news media though.
Ho hum, I think I'll go back to sleep now.
I run into the one about some mystery missile that launched out of the fucking ocean off of LA and start reading the article and just start laughing.
'We don't know who's it is" kind of crap.
Oh, the Navy said it wasn't one of theirs, the Air force denies any knowledge, blah blah mother fucking Blah.
Jesus christ. Any idiot can figure out it was our bird fired from our sub.
What?
Ya think maybe some Mexican fishing trawler lit off a fucking inter continental ballistic missile?
Ya know why I know it was ours right off the get go?
Because if it wasn't, I would have awakened to absolute fucking pandemonium.
The government would be shitting rings around it's self and there would be one giant military cluster fuck going on right now.
That's our news media though.
Ho hum, I think I'll go back to sleep now.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Have A Nice Nature Hike, Just Don't Be Part Of Nature
Rangers in Washington state suspect an encounter with a mountain goat killed a 63-year-old hiker in Olympic National Park.
The park service says Robert H. Boardman, of Port Angeles, was hurt Saturday as he hiked near the park's Klahhane Ridge and died hours later at a Port Angeles hospital.
Officials did not provide any specifics on his injuries but said an early investigation indicates they were the result of an encounter with a goat.
Rangers tracked down and killed the animal, which will be analyzed by a veterinary pathologist.
Excuse the shit out of me?
Fucking dumb ass stumbles into the goats territory and gets his ass kicked for his trouble and they shoot the fucking goat?
There is some wild life conservation for ya.
How much ya want to bet these same geniuses declare the Mountain Goat population endangered next year?
Fucking morons.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Waiting Again
Not.
This is the update to the last post.
I think it went OK, we shall see.
I am way the fuck over qualified for this and it isn't really a mechanic type job, not in a get in there and hand me that special tool that cost me two hundred bucks five years ago and I have only used twice since then kind of thing. There is no, open the hood kind of vehicle maintenance as far as I can see. They want a plant maintenance guy, swing or grave yard.
I don't have a problem with those shifts, it's just me and the fucking cat. My sweetie is eighty miles away and we do what we can, a lot, when we can.
It's union, four bucks an hour more than what I was making getting the shit stressed out of me every fucking day.
They told me to leave my roll aways at home and bring a fucking carpenters belt with throw away tools, if they hire me.
I got grilled real good by the personnel dude about what my past was with the last out fit, many, many questions, from when I got hired nine years ago to the day I got laid off. There are certain things you are not supposed to say about former employers but fuck that. You asked, here it is. if ya don't like it, my unenjoyment check will still come in the mail and I ain't worried about it.
I finally got to talk to the dude in charge of the maintenance program and his number two.
I am such a personabal sonofabitch.
If there had been a six pack sitting there it would have been like we had been friends for years.
That doesn't mean jack shit when it comes to a job interview though.
They asked me what I wanted out of the job and I told them truthfully that I had no idea what they were looking for, I came into this blind.
I told them being inside would be nice.
Oh, fuck no, they want someone to be in and out, climbing a hundred feet up to fix God knows what. Hey, been there, done that.I told the guy I have arthritis in my fingers but as long as I had glove liners and gloves, I can do this easy.
I still have a couple of sets of insulated coveralls too.
Like I said, we shall see. They were smiling as I left, the guy said he had three or four more interviews. One thing they were interested in was whether or not I was going to commited to ending my working career out there. They are looking for a long time commitment.
I will pass on the girl friend jokes at this point.
At my age and physical condition, you want me to get a union job at way the hell over what I have been paid for the last fifteen years, I don't have to do anything but climb up shit with a safety harness and I don't have one fucking tenth of the stress I have been dealing with?
You have my number.
I have some ten year at a time jobs, most recently nine years and ten fucking days. I am not looking for parking cars on a Saturday night, every other weekend.
Like I said, if it doesn't happen?
I get to lay around on my dead ass for about a year and a half. I somehow have lost more weight, clear down to 139 pounds, that is pretty fucking skinny.
What can I say, I eat when I feel like it.
I am currently trying to knock a couple off of Nasty Girl. This is a vacation I can get behind.
Of course, she is panicking and trying to fatten me back up. The best part Is I am the one doing the cooking and she fucking loves it.
I can cook when the urge comes upon me.
Thanks fer stopping by, there could be some kind of "vulgar" rant coming.
Gimme a break, "vulgar"?
People who leave comments telling me I am vulgar obviously do not see that header at the top of the page where it says "ORNERY BASTARD".
Get a fucking clue.
This is the update to the last post.
I think it went OK, we shall see.
I am way the fuck over qualified for this and it isn't really a mechanic type job, not in a get in there and hand me that special tool that cost me two hundred bucks five years ago and I have only used twice since then kind of thing. There is no, open the hood kind of vehicle maintenance as far as I can see. They want a plant maintenance guy, swing or grave yard.
I don't have a problem with those shifts, it's just me and the fucking cat. My sweetie is eighty miles away and we do what we can, a lot, when we can.
It's union, four bucks an hour more than what I was making getting the shit stressed out of me every fucking day.
They told me to leave my roll aways at home and bring a fucking carpenters belt with throw away tools, if they hire me.
I got grilled real good by the personnel dude about what my past was with the last out fit, many, many questions, from when I got hired nine years ago to the day I got laid off. There are certain things you are not supposed to say about former employers but fuck that. You asked, here it is. if ya don't like it, my unenjoyment check will still come in the mail and I ain't worried about it.
I finally got to talk to the dude in charge of the maintenance program and his number two.
I am such a personabal sonofabitch.
If there had been a six pack sitting there it would have been like we had been friends for years.
That doesn't mean jack shit when it comes to a job interview though.
They asked me what I wanted out of the job and I told them truthfully that I had no idea what they were looking for, I came into this blind.
I told them being inside would be nice.
Oh, fuck no, they want someone to be in and out, climbing a hundred feet up to fix God knows what. Hey, been there, done that.I told the guy I have arthritis in my fingers but as long as I had glove liners and gloves, I can do this easy.
I still have a couple of sets of insulated coveralls too.
Like I said, we shall see. They were smiling as I left, the guy said he had three or four more interviews. One thing they were interested in was whether or not I was going to commited to ending my working career out there. They are looking for a long time commitment.
I will pass on the girl friend jokes at this point.
At my age and physical condition, you want me to get a union job at way the hell over what I have been paid for the last fifteen years, I don't have to do anything but climb up shit with a safety harness and I don't have one fucking tenth of the stress I have been dealing with?
You have my number.
I have some ten year at a time jobs, most recently nine years and ten fucking days. I am not looking for parking cars on a Saturday night, every other weekend.
Like I said, if it doesn't happen?
I get to lay around on my dead ass for about a year and a half. I somehow have lost more weight, clear down to 139 pounds, that is pretty fucking skinny.
What can I say, I eat when I feel like it.
I am currently trying to knock a couple off of Nasty Girl. This is a vacation I can get behind.
Of course, she is panicking and trying to fatten me back up. The best part Is I am the one doing the cooking and she fucking loves it.
I can cook when the urge comes upon me.
Thanks fer stopping by, there could be some kind of "vulgar" rant coming.
Gimme a break, "vulgar"?
People who leave comments telling me I am vulgar obviously do not see that header at the top of the page where it says "ORNERY BASTARD".
Get a fucking clue.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Some Stupid Fuckers Need Their Asses Kicked
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A crate of Scotch whisky that was trapped in Antarctic ice for a century was finally opened Friday — but the heritage dram won't be tasted by whiskey lovers because it's being preserved for its historical significance.
Let's get something straight right the fuck now.
The only reason God invented whiskey in the first place was to prevent the Irish from ruling the fucking world.
Nice strategy Big Guy, it seems to be working.
Now then, the only reason anyone makes whiskey is so YOU CAN FUCKING DRINK IT!!
But no.
Some ignorant fucking asshole decides that after they found a WHOLE CASE of hundred year old whiskey under a fucking porch in a place less than a thousand people go to, for a damn good reason, that it should be "tested" with a fucking needle through the cork, did I mention this is One Hundred Year Old Scotch?
Bring me that mans head.
Go read the whole article, I have been following this story like a welfare queen after a check.
Gimme.
What actually infuriates me, is that some tight assed mother fucker thinks that it is OK to put the shit BACK UNDER A PORCH IN ANTARCTICA!!
You fucking idiot sonofabitches!
Oh, it's for historical reasons.
That makes it all better.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I couldn't beat you senseless, apparently someone has already done that.
Seriously, you are going to put a whole case of hunnerd year old whiskey back under a mother fucking porch in Antarctica and not give one fucking Big Wig who funded the research one single taste?
You need a severe beating.
Two things I did notice, that case of hundred year old Scotch only had eleven bottles in it, as they reported.
Not a full case where I come from. That would be twelve.
The other. the original recipe has been lost so they are going to try and replicate it.
I ain't going to live another hundred and fifty fucking years.
Open one of those sonsabitches right the fuck now, let someone enjoy a beautiful bottle of ancient Scotch, keep two for your scientific purposes, put some iced fucking tea in the rest of the bottles and THEN, put those back under the porch of a fucking shack out in the middle of nowhere in Antarctica.
Say Hi to the fucking penguins while yer there.
Idiots.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A crate of Scotch whisky that was trapped in Antarctic ice for a century was finally opened Friday — but the heritage dram won't be tasted by whiskey lovers because it's being preserved for its historical significance.
Let's get something straight right the fuck now.
The only reason God invented whiskey in the first place was to prevent the Irish from ruling the fucking world.
Nice strategy Big Guy, it seems to be working.
Now then, the only reason anyone makes whiskey is so YOU CAN FUCKING DRINK IT!!
But no.
Some ignorant fucking asshole decides that after they found a WHOLE CASE of hundred year old whiskey under a fucking porch in a place less than a thousand people go to, for a damn good reason, that it should be "tested" with a fucking needle through the cork, did I mention this is One Hundred Year Old Scotch?
Bring me that mans head.
Go read the whole article, I have been following this story like a welfare queen after a check.
Gimme.
What actually infuriates me, is that some tight assed mother fucker thinks that it is OK to put the shit BACK UNDER A PORCH IN ANTARCTICA!!
You fucking idiot sonofabitches!
Oh, it's for historical reasons.
That makes it all better.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I couldn't beat you senseless, apparently someone has already done that.
Seriously, you are going to put a whole case of hunnerd year old whiskey back under a mother fucking porch in Antarctica and not give one fucking Big Wig who funded the research one single taste?
You need a severe beating.
Two things I did notice, that case of hundred year old Scotch only had eleven bottles in it, as they reported.
Not a full case where I come from. That would be twelve.
The other. the original recipe has been lost so they are going to try and replicate it.
I ain't going to live another hundred and fifty fucking years.
Open one of those sonsabitches right the fuck now, let someone enjoy a beautiful bottle of ancient Scotch, keep two for your scientific purposes, put some iced fucking tea in the rest of the bottles and THEN, put those back under the porch of a fucking shack out in the middle of nowhere in Antarctica.
Say Hi to the fucking penguins while yer there.
Idiots.
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