Showing posts with label Incompetent Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Incompetent Idiots. Show all posts

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Another Battle Won.

HA! dirty motherfucker.

I want to hunt down and strangle the idiot cock sucker who had this fucking car before me.
Gotta, and I do mean gotta, be a fucking Crack head.

I have been fighting a severe oil leak since I got the damn thing.
Severe as in puddles under the front of the car, in my parents garage.

That shit don't fly.

I took it to my friends transmission repair shop to have a new starter put in it, that I fucked up and to chase down two leaks, one was transmission fluid and the other one was that nasty fucking oil leak.

He put it on the hoist and cleaned everything up, then had to use a crows foot socket wrench to get the transmission cooler lines off to remove the starter.
he also changed a little seal on the side of tranny where the shift linkage hooks up.

Starter in, good, fucked up ring gear, bad.

Dude only charged me forty bucks and wouldn't take the extra twenty I wanted to give him.

There will be some drinks bought later.

It works and sometime down the road, I will have him yank the transmission, this guy is GOOD he can haul that thing out in a half hour, have him throw another flex plate at it and call it good.

In the mean time, he fired it up after climbing a ladder because it was on the hoist and leak hunting we went.

I know it is at the front of the motor somewhere.
Got the flashlight out and started watching.
After about a minute, I see smoke coming out of the left front of the engine!!

Looking a little closer and being mindful of the fan spinning at a high rate of speed real near to where I am looking and I see smoke coming out of a empty bolt hole.
An empty bolt hole?
Sure as shit.
There is a bolt that is supposed to go in that hole hole on Chevy 350's that when changing the fuel pump, which is operated by a large push rod off the cam, that you can remove and thread in a two inch long bolt to hold that push rod in place so it doesn't fall out on the fucking floor, which they are prone to do. I learned this the hard way after pushing a 66 Chevy pick up across two lanes of traffic and half way up a driveway by myself in a hundred and four degree weather, by myself, at a whopping one hundred twenty five pounds.

That bolt was missing and oil was flowing out of it like an Arabian Princes dream.
One new starter, one used bolt and some skookem' putty to make double sure the motherfucker doesn't leak any more and life is good.
Two down, several more issues to deal with but I AM kicking this things ass, finally.
Stay tuned and,

Thanks fer stopping by.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Really Baltimore?

Fourth and six, three points down in a Championship game,three minutes left, you  use a time out and instead kicking a motherfucking field goal to tie it up and possibly go into overtime, instead, you opt to go for it.
Idiots .
Then ya get down to the last of the game and actually try to tie it up annnnnnd no.
Missed the fucking field goal.

There is a coach who should unemployed before I get done typing this sentence.

I did love that tipped in the end zone interception though.
I would give that play of the year.

Now onto the Giants VS The Niners game.

Fuck the Niners.
Even though I should root for the fuckers, they are across the bay from my birthplace, Oakland and I actually worked in "The City" for a time.
Fuck them anyway.

Damn you Raiders too.
You suck.

Time to grab another beer and watch some fucking football.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Our Governemt At Work

The FBI can scan your electronics and rummage through your garbage without a warrant, beacause, get this;

Charlie Savage of The New York Times writes today that the new rules aim to give agents more latitude in investigating persons or organizations for signs of criminal or terrorist activity and cut down on cumbersome record-keeping.


My bold.
 

And, the fucking CIA can't protect it's own website from hackers, neither can the Senate apparently and Anthony Weiners dick is still all you hear about.

These are the people tasked with our national security, who have been data mining our friends, relatives and those kooky fucking right winger militia types, let's not forget those pesky Amish either, since Stupie McFuckwit and his crew of fuck ups ignored the intelligence TELLING them, that an attack on American soil was imminint, right before the dumb cocksucker got engrossed in a grade school book called My Pet Goat.

TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!

Ten years these people have been spying on us and they are so good at what they do they get their very own website hacked.

My confidence in their abilities just hurtled leaps and bounds, right off a fucking cliff.

Ever heard of Norton fellas?

Keerist.

Ho Hum, just another day in our glorious new Amerika.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Never Forget

Class Warfare, 1.0

Not to mention War crimes, Katrina , four hundred and fifty fucking criminal investigations into his administration, Karl Rove, Dick fucking Cheney, Rumsfield, Condoleeza Rice, Judith Miller and a whole host of fucking assholes.

Extraordinary renditions, torture, Guantanamo, the Patriot act, , illegal wire taps,"It's just a Goddamn piece of paper", Iraq, Afghanistan, weapons of mass destruction, Anthrax,  nine fucking BILLION dollars that disappeared, and they are still walking around free.

Monday, January 24, 2011

DOH!!

Sweet Jesus, I have a love hate relationship with computers.

After bringing this one back to life and all the bullshit I have dealt with the last 24 hours, my mind is just that little bit more fried than it was yesterday.

For the life of me, I could not figure out why the thing looked like it was in safe Mode.
You know, everything is grainy looking, the colors are all fucked up and pictures are almost so pixelated and fucked up you can't even recognize what the hell you are looking at kind of shit.

I have just spent HOURS trying to fix that.  Google this, Google that, Try "Help", try tools, fuck around and fuck around until I finally had a thought.

Sure as shit too.

Don't ask me how, I could not tell you why either.

Somehow, this fucker decided to go back to a basic 8 bit color scheme for the monitor, instead of the 32 bit.

Bingo, problem solved.

After six beers and a trip to the store for more smokes at four fucking thirty in the morning.

Ain't modern technology wonderful?

Great, now the batteries in my mouse are dying.

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Update;

Double plus goodness and bonus rounds, I see every time I shut this fucking thing down and restart it, I get to go back in and change the color setting.

Dirty. fucking. son. of. a. bitch!

I did manage to stay awake long enough to go get some fucking batteries though, one less irritant.




Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Fuck You Very Much

Someone can kiss my fucking ass;
Dear Americans: If you are not "authorized" personnel, but you have read, written about, commented upon, tweeted, spread links by "liking" on Facebook, shared by email, or otherwise discussed "classified" information disclosed from WikiLeaks, you could be implicated for crimes under the U.S. Espionage Act -- or so warns a legal expert who said the U.S. Espionage Act could make "felons of us all."

As the U.S. Justice Department works on a legal case against WikiLeak's Julian Assange for his role in helping publish 250,000 classified U.S. diplomatic cables, authorities are leaning toward charging Assange with spying under the Espionage Act of 1917. Legal experts warn that if there is an indictment under the Espionage Act, then any citizen who has discussed or accessed "classified" information can be arrested on "national security" grounds.
Lick, my fucking balls.

Btw, that is a link to the Sedition Act.

Lick my fucking balls again.

That is the act of some pussy motherfuckers afraid their nasty shit would actually get exposed.

The same kind of shit that brought us the Patriot Act.
Some pussy motherfuckers trying to hide their illegal shit behind a bullshit law with the full cooperation of the United States Fucking Senate.

So now they are pulling this Sedition Act Bullshit out of their fucking asses and trying to scare people. 

Fuck You.

No, I am serious. Fuck You.

This may be why the State Department has warned certain people not to read or to discuss WikiLeak content on social media -- not unless they wished to be considered a security risk. CNN reported that "unauthorized federal workers and contractors have been warned not to attempt to read the classified documents on WikiLeaks." According to the recently hacked Gawker, an anonymous tip revealed that the U.S. military warned soldiers not to read "about the Wikileaks disclosures-or read coverage of them in mainstream news sites." Even students at Columbia University that might wish to be hired by the State Department were warned not to comment upon or post links to the WikiLeak cables.


Oh my God, not even read them?

You do realize, they can track that shit, right?

Apparently not. As much as they brag about their electronic sneaky fucking prowess, it seems they are not as omniscient as they would like you to believe.

Trying to scare everyone just for reading what is by our our right, that has to be leaked instead of what by rights should have already been public information?Once again, Fuck You.

Worse yet, threatening our whole population with imprisonment for doing so?
Who the fuck, do you think you are?"

Seriously?

You know where I am.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Beware, The People Of WallMart Are Now All Spies

If, for some fucking reason, you still shop at Wallmart, I pity you. I have been in a few, only because I needed one specific item and they were the only thing open.
I can only describe it as being ankle deep in shit after you dived in head first.

Do you see these people?

 This is a small sampling of what you will typically see in one of these places.


Believe that shit? It's fucking true.
Do you want to know the best part?
Every one of these people has now been officially encouraged to call the Department of Homeland Security on yer ass if they think you are buying too much of one thing or another or think you look funny. That is no joke.

People like this literal shit stain have been encouraged by Janet Napolitano, head of DHS, to " Say Something If You See Something


So, if you go buy a couple bricks of .22 ammo and one of these fuckwits hasn't taken their medication that day, you could get a nasty surprise when you go to get in your car.

When are we as a people, going to quit wetting our pants every time we turn around? When is OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENT, going to quit wetting it's pants every time we turn around?

I, for one, have had quite enough of this over blown paranoia.
I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning than meeting Achmed riding his camel through the parking lot with a loaded AK47 and if I did meet Mr. Achmed, I would certainly want those bricks of .22 that I just tried to purchase at Wally World.

Get your fucking heads out of your asses and stand up for yourselves for Christ's fucking sakes and tell the government Nannies to go fuck themselves. This isn't Germany in 1932 and quit trying to make it that way.

I have better odds of getting mugged for my cell phone than being attacked by some fucking Jihadist and ya can't protect me from that, what makes you think you can protect me from Mr. Achmed?

Pull your head out of your ass and do something productive, like shipping hundreds of thousands of copies of   The Sound of Music to North Korea, postage due.

This Police State shit is getting old.

H/T to Mayberry for the heads up and H/T to Funny Pictures at Wall Mart for the pics.

BTW, when I put all those labels at the bottom? That's part of the commentary, I could give a shit about the labels for files thing.

Helicopter Ben Must Be Shitting His Pants

It's one thing to just try and print money out of yer ass trying to save your banker buddies asses and keep the dollar afloat, it's another thing when the printing presses fuck up.
1.1 BILLION dollars of new hundred dollar bills are slated to be destroyed because of a printing press error.
The new bills are very complicated to prevent counterfeiting.

Don't ya just hate it when your get away car stalls?
No wonder his lip was trembling at his interview with 60 minutes the other day.

I watched a documentary one time one what it takes to print money, it is a HUGE undertaking.
There ain't no Xerox involved.

The only, and I mean only, good thing about this is that they can re use the materials that make up the physical cloth/paper that they use to make them with. They will dump them back in a pot of boiling water and chemicals to get rid of the ink and turn it back into the raw material they use to make paper money with and start over again.

Somebody's ass is going to be in a sling in the mean time for this monumental fuck up.

Friday, December 03, 2010

I Hope They Made More Money Than I Did

If this is any indication how competent our government is, we are SO FUCKED.
No wonder the Repubs want to get their hands on our Social security, it would be too fucking easy. Billions of dollars that we now don't know who gets what, if we even live that long, but you are more concerned with what porno sites I am looking at?

Jesus fucking christ, what a bunch of fucking DUMB ASSED, STUPID SONSABITCHES!

Yeah baby, Bookmark this site I was just at, look at those cans!

Ohh baby, want to get on an air plane? Hold still or we will put you on a No Fly List as a Domestic terrorist.

Bring me that little boy.

You, with the big breasts, you need to come over here for some special lovin', I mean, "enhanced  body  security search", or what we used to call, give you a couple of bucks over a beer while you gyrated around a brass pole on a Saturday night, except there was this big dude in the corner who would wrench your shoulder out of it's socket as he threw your ass out on the curb if you dared to touch that lady.

Now they molest little kids in the name of "Security"

Keep your Social "Security" Number straight? You ARE, a Domestic terrorist for even suggesting we don't have our shit together.

I always marveled that my brother and I finally had to get a Social Security card at the same time. I believe I was twelve and he was nine.
 When we finally got them, back in the early seventies, his number was way the hell different than mine.
To this day, after all these years, I still have my original card.
Too bad, they won't accept it.

They wouldn't let you encase it in plastic then.

 I have lost my wallet a couple of times since then but I got lucky and got it back.

You can't read the top, bottom or sides. What used to be a rectangular card is now pretty much an oval.

You can still see most of my name and the number is still right there in the middle but I can bet they would not accept it any more.

I could be a Domestic Terrorist with a thirty eight year old Social Security card, still in my possession, from all those years ago.

Have a nice fucking day, bitches.

I don't need a fucking Birth Certificate, I have that. Not that I don't have a birth certificate, I could come up with that too.
I still have a wallet sized copy of my High School diploma, so does my GF., hers, not mine.

They were a popular way to dig ya for a few bucks more way back when.

Little did they know, we still have them.

I did lose my Class ring on a construction job thirty years ago and I ain't getting another one, who the fuck cares at this point?


So, we now have twenty million people in this country who have the same fucking Social Security numbers.  One in seven. They are worried about WIKI LEAKS?

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

 Get yer fucking heads out of yer fucking asses and use all those god damn email and cell phone records you have been keeping, along with those Super Computers you keep bragging about and figure this shit out!

For fucks sake! I have better odds at hitting the mother fucking lottery!

It is readily apparent that our valued Federal employees have had no way to double check the paper work they have been submitting for the last forty fucking years.

Sign the papers and we will send you this cute little card you can call all your own.

I still have mine, I think I need to go see who else still has theirs. This could take a while.

All I can hope is that that yearly statement I get from SS hasn't been taking into account all my new found friends.

Friday, November 19, 2010

More TSA Insanity.

Remind me again how these stupid fucking morons are supposedly keeping us all safe from each other.

This is so far beyond ridiculous it should be criminal.

Yes, I know it is a Winger site.
It should startle someone when they figure out where the traffic is coming from and that is enough for a chuckle out of me.

I told ya I'm ornery.



That isn't the point.

The point is, these retarded fucking idiots at the TSA are so programmed that the obvious goes right in front of their faces and they don't blink an eye.
How fucking stupid does one have to be to get one of these jobs?
Is there like, twenty short yellow buses out back for these fucking cretins?

Do they have Velcro shoe laces?

Do they push on the glass door every day that has a big sign that says PULL?
The absolute stupidity of this flat out boggles my mind.

Stew-Pid- IT -EE.
Ya know the dumb sonsabitches can't spell.
It's amazing they remember to breathe.

These complete dolts are our first defense against terrorists entering the country?

Now I am very afraid.


H/T Fark

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Pay Attention To Kyrgyzstan.

Yeah, I can't spell it either but mark my word, it is coming here.
After their political coup a few months ago that brought rioting in the streets and their president to flee for his life, things have gone downhill and now there is complete anarchy.
The second largest city is being burned to the ground, insurgents are raiding armories for weapons and when they can't find those, are using metal pipes and anything else they can get their hands on and , Oh yeah, once again, the ethnic cleansing has begun.
Reports of women and children trying to flee the horror being gunned down have surfaced.
That tells me there are other atrocities being committed that haven't been reported yet.

Anyone over fifty should remember the fiery Watts riots in California and the riots after Rodney Kings beating at the hands of the police.
Think that shit can't happen here and I have a big bridge to sell ya.
We have just not seen that level of violence on a national scale.
My advice is to fucking get ready for just that.

Harden up your doors, get some food , water, ammo and band aids put away and quit watching the fucking idiots on Tee Vee for your news.

Bad shit is coming down the pike, a lot of people have been telling you that.
Greece just went nuts, so did Spain, now this. It is contagious and we are not immune.
The Gulf is dead and they are still playing fuckity fuck with the information they will allow you to have.
Get a FUCKING clue, they are lying to you.
They will not even allow a reporter to get near the gulf, even though the First amendment guarantees a free press.
They won't even allow anyone to fly over it to take a picture of this disaster.
Hello?
Can you not fucking put two and two together?
It is out of control and is MASSIVE.

I predicted two months ago that when a hurricane hits that mess, it was going to be raining oil in Ohio, now the PTB are saying the same damn thing.
I ain't no genius but I can damn well tell ya when it starts raining oil, which it will, it is going to poison thousands of square miles of farm land and all the earth and people who live there too.

Wake the fuck up.

When that happens, TSHTF.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

There Is A Special Level Of Hell Awaiting Mechanical Design Engineers.

I have been dealing with these fucking idiots for over thirty years and to this day, I can say, just because it looks good on paper, does not mean it is a good design.
How many nightmares I have dealt with over the years runs into the thousands, I have spent a great deal of my professional time out smarting engineers who design one fucking component that goes into a car that is so fucked up trying to repair it in said car, requires disassembling half the motherfucker to get to one goddamn screw.

It's called serviceability.

I just witnessed this today watching them fuck around trying to plug that giant oil leak in the gulf.

Off and on, I was watching one of those remote robot things, twice, trying to remove fouled cables dangling all over the fucking pieces of equipment they had dangling down in the ocean, at a mile deep.

Hey, asshole. why are there fucking wild cables getting caught up in some REALLY expensive pieces of equipment during a global emergency?
Never heard of duct tape?
How about Zip Ties?
Jesus, what a fucking exasperating thing to watch as some poor fucking bastard is trying to use a remote vehicle with mechanical fingers try and untangle that shit while the whole mess is bobbing up and down due to wave action a mile up above and the whole mess is swinging back and forth like a fucking hypnotists watch.
One suggestion, pay the fuck attention to fucking cables and lanyards and shit like that that could get in the way BEFORE the fucking thing is a goddamn mile down in the drink.

I actually saw one remote get tangled up and while trying to get loose, some , I"m sure, critical piece got tore the fuck off and went to the bottom.
How do I know it was a critical piece?

EVERY FUCKING PIECE ON THAT REMOTE IS CRITICAL OR IT WOULD NOT BE THERE!!
Another clue was who ever was operating it kept using the camera to see what just went missing.

If these are the best engineers that BP can find, we are SO FUCKED!
no fucking wonder they can't fix this.

Hey, I have an idea, if you can find a decent crane operator, send down a fucking piece of pipe that is tapered to fit inside the broken one and gets big enough to get stuck in the fucker, a mile of pipe is pretty fucking heavy.
Slide it in and stick it until it stops and then start pumping oil.

Damn, I am just a red neck mechanic and I can figure this shit out.
That would give you assholes enough time to drill those other wells and I could get a Medal of Honor.

Fucking morons.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Your Oil Dispersant Is On It's Way

And it looks like this.



June marks the beginning of Hurricane Season down South.

What are the odds that a big fucking hurricane comes along here shortly and with winds over a hundred and forty miles an hour, picks up a bunch of that black gold,oil ya see, and takes and dumps a metric buttload of an emulsion of oil, water, foam, stuff that will lubricate those squeaky hinges, all over the damn place, From Louisiana to fucking New York.
Once that shit gets picked up by hurricane force winds and is sucked up into the upper atmosphere, we are going to have the biggest can of WD-40 on our hands the world has ever seen.




Water Displacement, Formula Number 40.

90 weight oil, formula one, all over the fucking place.
It's coming, mark my fucking words, it will be raining oil.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Chicago Reps Want To Call In The Guard For Enhanced Presence.

To back up the fucking Chicago police in responce to a large uptick in violence in the city.

Chicago Tribune)

Two state representatives called on Gov. Pat Quinn Sunday to deploy the Illinois National Guard to safeguard Chicago's streets.

Chicago Democrats John Fritchey and LaShawn Ford said they want Quinn, Mayor Richard Daley and Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis to allow guardsmen to patrol streets and help quell violence. Weis said he did not support the idea because the military and police operate under different rules.

snip

No shit, Sherlock.

So far this year, 113 people have been killed across Chicago, the same number of U.S. troops killed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined in the same period, Fritchey said.

"As we speak, National Guard members are working side-by-side with our troops to fight a war halfway around the world," Fritchey said. "The unfortunate reality is that we have another war that is just as deadly taking place right in our backyard." While the National Guard has been deployed in other states to prevent violence related to specific events and protests, the Chicago legislators said they are unaware of guardsmen being deployed to assist with general urban unrest.

snip

Posse Comitatus anyone?
Just because your fucking city is broke because of all of the graft and corruption that has been going on for the last fifty fucking years does not give you the excuse to call in the Guard to patrol your cities streets, you ignorant fucks.
That is why we have the Police, who are already armed to the fucking teeth. Give them the money to hire more patrol men, idiots.
This is nothing but an attempt to bypass raising taxes and passing the buck to the state instead of the city of Chicago and at the same damn time, trying to militarize sections of that city and further erode the rights of their citizens.

By the way, these two assholes are Democrats.
Vote these two sonsabitches out of office yesterday.


Weis countered that the only scenario in which the National Guard would be helpful is in the situation of a tornado, earthquake or flood. If the military were brought in to help with city violence, they wouldn't answer to police command -- creating a "major disconnect" in mission and strategy.


Wait for it, wait.

Alluding to the 1970 Kent State University incident where the National Guard was called in and protestors and students were shot, Weis said having guardsmen handle crime could be "disastrous." But he said if the Daley(sic) suggested it, he would consider the option.


"The Daley".
Look, Daley is corrupt as the fucking day is long and everyone knows it, he is his fathers son.

This is a bullshit move and if it ever happens there is damn well going to be a little slice of civil war going to be happening in the windy city.I fucking guarantee it.

Calling for the military to police your town earns you a major FAIL, assholes.

Here is the link.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Cuss Free Week? Not around here!

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? The state of California is almost bankrupt and the stupid bastards who run it got nothing better to do than pass a resolution for "Cuss Free Week"?

God damn sonofabitch...what kind of bullshit stupidity is this? Every one of those fucking idiots needs to be beaten on the kidneys with a tree branch until they piss blood or get the fuck back to work, whichever comes first. How in the hell do you justify wasting time on something so obviously fucking ridiculous in the midst of the worst financial crisis since the great depresssion?

What these ass-clowns oughta be doing is sitting down and going over every penny of their budget to find out where it's being wasted...which, since they are a government, I'm absolutely certain is in plenty of fucking places. What a complete crock of shit...Cuss Free Week, my ass!

Hey, OB...you and me better stay the hell out of California during the first week of March. I'd only get life but I'm pretty sure you'd get the gas chamber. Ha!

spongebobcrackwhore
Pissin' People Off Since 1961TM,

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Well Duh, Katrina Victims , Get Ya A Lawyer.

As if this wasn't obvious. It pissed me off they wouldn't let 'em sue for the trailers full of Formaldehyde.
Just that many that won't be around to collect on this verdict against the Bush administration.


Instead of bus loads of refugees heading out of New Orleans, there will be bus loads of ambulance chasers heading in. Where is another killer Hurricane when ya need one?
What the fuck...
What's another four hundred Billion.

I'm telling ya, we are going to paying for the sins of those sonsabitches after I am dead and gone.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

About That Afghanistan Thing

I am hearing lots of bitching about our little excursion into No Mans Land.

I want you all to remember a few things.
If I recall correctly, we invaded Afghanistan in retaliation for the attack on the Twin Towers by a bunch of guys from Saudi Arabia.
The excuse given was that Osama Bin Laden was the Mastermind behind that attack,the day after that, then President Bush had every relative of that sonofabitch escorted to the airports that were closed and had them flown ouit of the country.
Then, as I recall, after we sent our military to Afghanistan to find said Mastermind, all of a sudden we were trick fucked into invading Iraq.
With me so far?
I won't go into the history of other countries trying to take Afghanistan by force, my buddy Fixer does a good job of that.

Now then, eight years later, Billions of dollars and lots of dead wedding guests later, what do we have?

About ten "Number Two Al Queda Commanders" dead, not to mention above wedding guests, several hundred of our Brothers and Sisters and a complete fucking mess.
Now remember this,
one of our highly trained warrior specialists actually had Osama Bin Laden in the cross hairs of his sniper rifle, called Command for permission to pull the trigger and blow that motherfuckers head off and was denied permission by one fucking guy.

That one fucking guy was George W. Bush, the President of the United States of America.
That same, Bring It On, Dead Or Alive , Mission Accomplished, guy.

This conflict could have been stopped in it's tracks years ago except for that.

We are apparently going to keep throwing money WE DON"T HAVE
at a problem that could have been taken care of with two fucking words, years ago, DO It.

Perpetual War seems to be what our government is relying on to keep the money flowing, I would be remiss in not pointing out that NINE BILLION DOLLARS went missing in Iraq under George W. Bush.

This is going to end badly and a lot of people are going to wind up prematurely dead because of one man .

Rot in Hell you sonofabitch, George W. Bush.



Update
, my bad, it wasn't our guy, it was a Frenchman, twice.

2003-2004: US Allegedly Twice Denies French Special Forces Permission to Assassinate Bin Laden
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French special forces soldiers later interviewed for a documentary film will claim that they had Osama bin Laden in their sights once in 2003 and once in 2004 but were never given the go-ahead to fire from their US superiors. One French soldier says, “In 2003 and 2004 we had bin Laden in our sights. The sniper said ‘I have bin Laden’.” It then reportedly takes two hours for the request to shoot to reach US officers who could authorize it, but the French soldier says, “There was a hesitation in command,” and the authorization never came. Four French soldiers are interviewed who back up this claim, but a French military spokesperson denies it. France has roughly 200 elite troops operating under US command near Afghanistan’s border with Pakistan at the time. [Reuters, 12/19/2006; CBC News,


My emphasis.

They can deny it all they want, it would take a maximum of four calls to get to POTUS with something like that. One from the sniper to his commanding officer, that man to the US commanding officer of the region ,his to his top commander and him to POTUS. "A hesitation in command", Potus is the one in command and getting Bin Laden would have been a huge feather in his cap.

Tell me that twice Bush never got the message.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Send In The Troops!

Ya know damn good and well Cheney wanted to send in the troops on American soil, cocksucker.
John Yoo must have been busy polishing his knob that day.

What a very large group of fucking pussies, Jesus Christ.

Why are these fuckers not in jail? Why? Someone please explain to me why every fucking one of these dirty sonsabitches ain't in jail right fucking now!
Holy shit, I have seen and heard enough to convict these bastards of treason several times over and the mother fuckers have only been out of office seven months!

They violated Posse Comitatus eventually anyway, we now have troops on the ground for the express reason of "Domestic Security".
Yeah, I am sleeping better at night, maybe not, seeings as it is four O'clock in the fucking morning.

I did notice Obama didn't recall that force, I think I saw something about it being increased, actually.

Yeah, about that Freedom thing..... We need to have a little chat.

Update,
I found a VERY informative article regarding the actual status of Posse Comitatus titled "The Myth Of Posse Comitatus".
It's a must read. Very well done.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

FaceBook Can Still Lick My Ass

Motherfuckers.

They say they are going to give users a choice of what they want certain people to see.
Great.

Now then, they are going to give that choice to forty thousand users, then later, maybe eighty but no word on when EVERY fucking Facebook user will be able to selectively decide who sees what.


Ya Know what?

Kiss My Fucking Ass.


The fucking government and local police departments troll Facebook and MySpace like a trout fisherman with a vengeance and I see almost daily where some stupid fuck posts something that gets them arrested for being Stupid Online.

What I REALLY WANT TO KNOW, is when the fuckers that run Facebook will put up a button that says DELETE MY MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT!

Whatta ya know, they finally got around to that.

They can still kiss my ass.

Fuckers, as they say, the Internet is forever.
Two weeks of me not logging in?!, Gone forever?
LMAO Bitches, see ya.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Some Things I Don't Miss

Asshole shit like what passes for news and elevated opinion on the television would be number one on that list.
This, on the other hand, has real promise for some much needed sanity.

"Lieberman, Graham Threaten To Shut Down Senate Over Detainee Photos"

Do us all a favor and shut it all down.
All of you self important fucks can go home and stay there.

Retire for all I care.

Ya ain't doing the peoples business, you are Grandstanding and if it were up to me, I would call your bluff and go home and start an investigation into the political donations that have come and gone through your office, in my spare time.

These two worthless fucks are threatening to shut down the legislative process because they are the two biggest pussies that have ever been mistakenly elected bought in the history of Congress and the Republicans are having epileptic fits trying to keep their roles in this disaster quiet.

Citing National Security, no less.

You two fucking whiny bitches need to get what you are asking for.

You two are so far beyond contempt I wouldn't throw a beer can worth a fucking nickle at ya.

Lieberman is by far the most contemptible sonofabitch I can possibly think of, in the last hundred years.
If you think Arlen Specter is a craven, power hungry fucking weasel, remember the time that fucking spineless , two faced, party jumping , so called Independent Republican light mother fucker Joseph Lieberman Had to be bailed out by the likes of Bill Clinton and the Republican Party just to save his ass because he got WHUPPED in the Primary by someone who financed their own campaign and found out there were a few thousand people who thought kicking Lieberman's ass was a good thing?
How's that working out for ya now Connecticut?
Ned Lamont ring a bell?

Y'all got PLAYED!!

My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.


Lindsey Graham is , how do I say, less than a line backer and more than a Cheerleader bench warmer, not by much and let us not forget Mitch McConnell as another Giant among Republican male role models.
Whoo Hoo! Jonah Goldberg!

Hold on a minute, I have to get the smelling salts out, thinking about all the manly studs the Repukes are throwing on the front lines in their hour of need.


Cannon fodder.

I can't believe they are trying to recycle Newt Fucking Gingrich and I absolutely laughed my ass of when I see they can't figure out what the fuck to do with that phony bitch they tried to foist on America as a legitimate Vice Presidential Nominee.

Palin, Gingrich, Palin, Gingrich.
This the best ya got?

Laugh my ass off, y'all done stuck a ten pound bag of shit in a five pound bag and y'all are so proud of yerselves, ya don't know which way to turn because neither fucking one of them has a snowballs chance in Hell of being the next President, or even the next Dog Catcher.
Ya can't even figure out that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM is a Prima Donna?

Bring back Rudy!

I gotta give ya credit for one thing, ya got the Media to blast your talking points but when you invite, disinvite, reinvite and the disinvite again, the former Vice Presidential candidate from your own party because you can't figure out who is the most current popular crazy person you want to foist on the American public, you are some sorry sonsabitches.

I am loving the self destruction of the Republican Party, I am hoisting a beer in celebration because you are using your own paid for media to broadcast it, 24/7.

Congratulations on yer success.

Even Karl Rove has shut his mouth and that is priceless.