Showing posts with label Awesome shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awesome shit. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

One For The Guys

Thanks Dad. He said maybe I had thought of this as a way to beat Flat rate.

I have actually thought of this at times.

I know I have dumped stuff out of my pickup backing up at full throttle and slamming on the brakes

All a guy could say is, "It ran when I pulled it!"

Sunday, March 04, 2012

A Special Treat

I have looked for this off and on for years now.
Paul Rogers and Jimmy Page while they were together in a band called The Firm in the mid eighties.
I am watching a Bad Company concert on Tee Vee right now and spent a half hour hunting this down.

Crank it up, this is way fucking good and not something you have ever heard on the radio, sadly.

Monday, February 13, 2012

For My Baby

She loves me, even though I irritate the shit out of her constantly.
She records concerts for me while I am at work and pulled off a doozy tonight, A live David Gilmore concert at prince Albert Concert Hall from '97.

It was fucking awesome..
Right at the end, she told me that she wished they had played One Slip.

OK, I love this woman, seriously.
.Pulled that one out off the top of her head and right off my favorites list.


The fourth time of the night the hairs on my fore arms stood on end.

This one's for you Baby.

Alas, it was not meant to be but you are in luck.

What a great song. I love this tune beyond reason.




He did play The Division Bell, Also known as High Hopes, both tunes are off Pink Floyd's last album of the same name.




Enjoy this too and remember, if it says Pink Floyd on the label, label, label,get the headphones or you are totally missing out.
Thanks fer stopping by.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

Take That, Ya Sonsabitches!

We might not be the 99%er's, but we can seriously deliver a swift kick in the balls when it counts.

Some folks woke up holding theirs in their hands this morning.

When ya piss off Google and Wikipedia, people stand up and take notice. Especially some craven fucking asshole politicians.

Us wee little Bloggers might not have made that much of a difference but if ya don't hang together, ya hang separately, so I have heard.


It is of vital interest that the internet remains neutral, even if there are some bad things going on.

God knows I have had more than one computer get dead with a fucking virus.
Those people need to be hunted down and eviscerated on national television, fucking dicks.

Like someone famous once said, life isn't fair.

I will tell you what got their attention,
If outfits like Google shut down completely, even voluntarily, for one fucking day, the world as we know it would come to a stand still and someone finally pointed that out to those ignorant fucks in Congress.


If you took a stand, take a bow.

It's called Democracy and it can happen so fast in this day and age it will make your fucking head spin.


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The World As You Know It Is Coming To An End

Want proof the World Wide Economic Crisis is still in full bloom?

England is telling Scotland they are on their own.

LONDON -- Breaking up is supposed to be hard to do – but Britain's government confirmed Tuesday it would happily offer Scotland the powers it needs to sever centuries-old ties to England.

Prime Minister David Cameron's government said it would sweep away legal hurdles to allow the Scots a vote on whether their country should become independent for the first time since the 18th Century Act of Union, which united Scotland with England to create Great Britain.


The end of the British Empire, officially.

Don't hold your breath when Northern Ireland and even Wales get the same offer.

In the mean time, I see Washington D.C. wants to become the 51'st state, yet again.

Good luck with that, they can't even afford caviar in the White House every other Thursday.

If William Wallace could find enough body parts to get his hands on both of his balls, there would be a huge party in Scotland.
Apparently, I am only Double Irish because my ancestors got driven out of Scotland back in the day.

It gives me a visceral grin to see Britain have to give up skimming all the sixpense and Quid from the Scots in taxes and have to cut the cord to save their own asses because of the few greedy bastards who are in cahoots with the greedy fucking bastards on this side of the pond.

The Scots are in a tragedy financially but if they can gain independence and survive financially, there will be Hell to pay.

Hell.To Pay.

If Greece can pull it out, sure as shit, the Scots can and like I just said, there will be economic warfare coming to London such as they have not seen since the Blitzkreig of 42.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

A Re Post

Grab your headphones, a beer and your balls.

JP turned me onto these guys from Iraq a couple of years ago and for some damn reason this tune started going through my head at work the other day.
Do yourself a favor and go read the back ground on these guys.
In the middle of Stupie McFuckwits war, they were cranking out some serious tunes.

Remember, I have to wear ear plugs because of all of the heavy machinery going full blast and I can tend to let my mind wander at times when I am just standing around for a few minutes.

Sometimes I find myself hearing the strangest music in my head out of the blue but I always really liked these guys from Iraq.

Be patient, wait for the first minute and then it starts to get good. With a decent set of headphones, tune into the drummer dude, he is off the fucking charts.
You can obviously hear the Middle East influence in their music and they turn it into serious Rock and Roll.


About 2:45 in, they make Metallica sound like a virgin caught with a dick in her mouth.

Beware, there be heavy metal in these here parts and I have listened to this so many times I am starting to think there is something wrong with me, like you haven't noticed.
Damned if I know why but once or twice a year I have to have a serious medical sized dose of Metal music. Intensive care treatment.
Feed the Beast kind of thing.
Part of what keeps me Ornery I guess.

Thanks JP, this is a winner.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

To The Crux Of The Buiscit

Lets get down and go after the cocksuckers who are ultimately responsible for the fucking shit sandwich we live every fucking day.
Protesters affiliated with the Occupy Wall Street movement say they have filed paperwork with the National Park Service seeking permission to demonstrate on the National Mall on Jan. 17 in an event billed by the group as “Occupy Congress.” However, a spokeswoman for the National Park Service said that they had not yet received the application.

The application was posted online Tuesday by applicants listed as “Occupy Congress and Occupy DC,” and with McPherson Square listed as as the applicant’s address. “Peaceful 1st Amendment demonstrations, including holding signs and group speaking”is the stated purpose.

Fuck the Supreme Court, the only reason those fucking cocksuckers have a say in any damn thing is because Congress passed some bullshit they shouldn't have.

Occupy them, make them extremely uncomfortable to the point they hide their bought fucking asses and bring on the Media.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

That Was Fast!

I went to that job interview yestrday and talked to a pretty nice guy but he had a strange accent and I had trouble understanding him. He asked lots of questions too.

I have a few weak spots, I'm not a licensed electrition for one.

Well, as you can probably tell from your own experiences at interviews, I was a tad nervous.
It is a maintenance position for a company that is world wide.

Apparently I said the right things because I got a phone call from the placement agency lady a little before lunch today telling me that the interview went really well and I am to report for work on Monday!

I let out a huge WHOO HOO!

Then I toldher that it was awesome and thanked her too.
I am currently two and a half hours away from home working under a deadline that this job HAS to be done by Friday. We pulled twelve hours today and made good progress but it is going to be close.

I told the Boss Man about the news and told him I have to be back in Vancouver Friday afternoon to go piss in a cup for this outfit.
I ain't worried about the piss test, it's the getting the fuck out of here in time.

There is more to this story but that kinda lets ya know what is going on.

To say I am stoked to get a full time, long term job ten fucking minutes away from home would be an understatement.

I still have some other things coming down the tube to tell ya about but I am going to string you along for awhile until I get a battle plan hammered out.

I would like to thank everyone for their best wishes for not only my recent wedding but also for this job interview.

It means a lot to me and I want you to know that.
I have had a lot of support from people I have never met yet are people I would like to call my friends.

OK, I just put in a twelve hour shift and I am fucking beat.
I may have to do it again tomorrow but I will be doing it with a slight hangover because I am going to celebrate a wee bit before I fall down and go thud.

Thanks again fer stopping by.

Monday, April 18, 2011

I Can't Believe I Called This

I just LOVE Dame Helen Mirren and the first thing out of my mouth as soon as this skit started was, can I touch your tits?

Extremely talented, no kidding, hot as hell, she  has a  wicked sense of humor.
Heh heh heh, One of the few SNL skits I really have enjoyed in a long time.

Plus I am fucking jealous.

Holy Moly.

That's the nice thing about getting to be my age, I can admire the entire range of women as they age.
The little cuties are fun to look at but when ya get right down to it, Yeah baby, I'll take Nasty Girl every fucking time. She tries to keep the Drama down to a minimum because she long ago realized it's a waste of fucking time, appreciates someone who shows those little tokens like some flowers or a card, takes care of animals because it is the right thing to do and also takes care of those she cares for in the exact way that they need.
She is one busy lady and she works me into her schedule.

Sometimes, I wonder at the capacity and perseverence she has. Ya damn well know she has to be pretty tolerant.
Still, A little fantasy doesn't hurt anyone and Dame Helen is one hot Mama.

Just in case you think I am kidding, The Dame will get a run for her money if her and my Girl Friend ever wind up in the same room.
I ain't joking.

Either way, it's a little slice of heaven.
 Smooch baby.














Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I Need A New Drool Cup

The old one is cracked after I dropped it when I saw this;

One mint condition Boss 429 Mustang with 4,400 original miles, it even has the original Bias Ply tires.

Can you imagine?
It's on Ebay and you can "Buy It Now" for a measly five hundred and fifty grand.
I knew a guy who had one of those when I was in high school, it was ten years old at the time and still one bad assed motherfucker.

Cross posted at Fixer and Gordon, natch.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Good Eats.

OK, I had to beg to get the ingredients for the sauce for this, but this is off the charts awesome good fucking grub!

We were watching The Food Channel a couple of weeks ago and some guy was telling how you can get two great steaks out of what they call a Seven Bone Roast and still have plenty left over to make a great soup.

True, I have cooked Seven Bone Roasts before and they have GREAT flavor.

Nasty made a stew one night, I made a vegetable beef soup the next , we mixed the two leftovers the next night and it was what she called, Sex Food, Orgasmic.

Now for the next level.

Get ya one of those Seven Bone Roasts, for as much meat and flavor that is in one of those, they are cheap.

Cut it in two unless you are trying to feed an entire clan.

Now, get ya a Nasty Girl and proceed to follow her directions.

Here it is, Introducing my Girlfriend in her very own first post;
Nasty Girl.

Take my word for it, I had to coersce her to give this up but it is sooooo, worth it.

Hey, it's me Nasty, Busted's better half. There really is no secret to this. It's just the seven bone roast rubbed with onion soup mix and put in the fridge to marinate and soak up all that lovely onion flavor. Then you just mix together a can or two of cream soup, whatever kind pumps your nads (I used cream of chicken) with a couple of packets of gravy mix any flavor (I used brown). Brown the roast in bacon grease a couple of minutes each side and put in a slow cooker along with the gravy and let it hang out in the fridge overnight. Slow cook the next day about four hour or until it is falling off the bone and Voila! You have tender, juicy, succulent meat with orgasmic flavor that you can serve however you want. Mashed potatoes as a side with a vegetable, or on a hoagie roll over a brat dipped in that awesome gravy. Yum! I'll let Busted finish the rest of this post. I need to go tend to my roast. Last night we had mashed potatoes and veggie. Tonight we are having it on a hoagie with some cottage cheese on the side. I hope you enjoy this as much as we do.

Me again. Let me tell ya,there wasn't a fucking thing left.
We had a couple of neighbor kids and their mom over and it was scarfed clean.

You can use this roast a lot of different ways but it is awesome however ya do it as long as ya prep it right first.

Thank you sweetie, and that is our Boy Scout moment of the week.

Enjoy.














Monday, January 03, 2011

Old Mechanics Unite!

I see the bitching about the lack of snow plowing back East and raise you a shot of whiskey and and an old fashioned blast of oil out of a squeeze can. Apparently some one in Sweden figured this shit out.

They dug out a bunch of old antique trains with snow plows on the front from museums and put them to work.
No one from Goldman Sahcs or GM, Ford or Chevy  was involved.  Nor some snobby rich fucker named Bloomberg or Christie.

Hey, ya get what ya ask for.

Neither was one stupid fucking bastard from our Congress.

Amazing, isn't it?
There be a reason us old farts are still around taking care of the old shit, it still works. I absolutely love old machinery for this very reason, it was built to last and it still fucking works if ya take care of it.

Notice the part about the ONE HUNDRED YEAR OLD SNOW PLOW!

Get the fuck out of the way  ya fuckin' whippersnappers.

Honda who?

Lol, just a dig at my buddy Gordon, I know damn good and well he feels the same way I do.

Saturday, December 04, 2010

You Want Dancing With The Stars?

Holy shit, not only is it Zappadan, this will blow your mind.

Remember Bristol?
Watch this.

Nice find Tengrain .

That was fucking awesome.

How in the fuck is anyone supposed to top that and it is only the first day of Zappadan?


Shock and Awe, bitches.

Nice opening salvo dude.