That Didn't Take Long

The same day I shut off that horrible word verification they were back.

I will have to admit that word verification seems to be quite the deterrent to those fuckers but Google HAS to come up with something a lot more user friendly.
The thing that kills me about those asshole spammers is that they tend to target older posts like I ain't going to notice and the chances of anyone else seeing them approaches zero.

Nobody goes through my archives except me and more often than not, I can't even find what I am looking for.
In the mean time, into purgatory they go, every one that I find.

Just once, I would like to meet some jerk who proudly claims he is a spammer face to face.

I'm sure my knuckles would heal eventually.

Miserable sonsabitches need a case of the hives in their crotch and their fucking teeth knocked out so they have to suck soup through a straw for a month.

Spread 'Em Suzie, You Slut

The fact that this fucking bill got as far as it did doesn' t really surprise me. The fact that it was introduced by some fucking douchebag Republican doesn't either.

I have come to expect this kind of ass hattery from these fucking clowns.
They have been after reproductive issues for fifty fucking years.

Making a law that a woman has to have an invasive, as in vaginal, Ultra sound before having an abortion, sounds exactly like what some of these fucking ass clowns would want.

Well, howdy, let's go one step farther and make a law that has each and every one of these regressive asshats have to have a Sigmoid Colonoscopy with the video camera that captures each and every centimeter of the journey up their colon become mandatory video viewing on Youtube.

What the hell, they are assholes everyday anyway, lets get a bit beyond their face value and delve a little deeper into their personal sex lives.

That is what they want do to us.

We just might find a few of their secret donors DNA in there.

I do believe this country has SEVERAL more important issues to deal with and fair is fair, if you wnat to see what is inside my wife's womb and make it a law that everyone can see that, I want  to see what you had for lunch yesterday and post it on line.

Best yet, make it mandatory that you have to schedule this procedure the same fucking day as my wife's so I can have a few laughs with the nurses and make sure you don't have the opportunity to try and pass some other stupid fucking idea like this one.

Gag, Choke, Retch

Like the Electoral map doesn't smell like shit already.

Nothing like a frothy mix of fecal matter and Anal lube to make that more attractive.

Two Down

Who do I have to thank for this unexpected turn of events?

First, Pat Buchanan got thrown under the bus and now little missy Bristol Palin can't take the heat of the scoundrels in Hollywood and Bailed out back to Alaska to take a job as a receptionist at a Dermatologists office.

Really.

What happened to those lucrative thirty thousand dollar a pop speaking gigs?

The glitz, the fame and fortune?

Give that all up to be a reception desk jockey?

Oh, it's all about the kid say's she.

Of course, Levi is still persuing his dream job, doing jack shit, avoiding her at all costs and not paying a dime in child support.

It's hard for me to feel sorry for the little twit, it's not like her mom, Caribou Barbie, didn't rake in twelve million bucks a couple of years ago.
I don't see any food stamp applications coming from her any time soon.

I am just tickled to my core that there is one more publicity whore off the market,literally. Especially when it has anything to do with the ultimate Grifter from the Republican party.

It has been exceptionally nice and quiet when it comes to the Wench from Wasilla.

Apparently she got the message that she doesn't have a snowballs chance in the still warm rectum of a reindeer's ass that she just shot out of a helicopter that she will ever, ever,
hold high office in this country, ever again.

Two down, now for Meghan McCain to go the fuck away.

Dammit Newt, Ya Broke it!

I want a new one ,it seems, every damned day lately.

I almost choked when I read this one;

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich insisted on Tuesday that that fellow candidate Mitt Romney was a "liar," but could support him over Barack Obama if the former Massachusetts governor became the eventual Republican nominee.

At a Monday campaign event, Gingrich had complained about Romney refusing to speak out against attack ads being aired by a pro-Romney Super PAC.

"Here is my simple tag line: Somebody who will lie to you to get to be president will lie to you when they are president," Gingrich told supporters.

In an interview Tuesday morning, CBS correspondent Norah O'Donnell asked Gingrich if he was calling Romney a "liar."

"Yes," Gingrich replied.

My Bold and his too.
He is a bold, I mean Bald Faced fucking liar.
Newt has stuck his forked tongue out so many times over the years it takes a career lying assed politician with the attention span of a flea and the mentality of a Bull in a China shop to make a statement like that on National television..

What he don't break, he shits on.

Thanks for the inspiration, Squatlo.



The beauty of it all is that he is breaking Ronny Rayguns ultimate rule, Republicans don't attack fellow Republicans.

Excuse me while I have a shot and laugh until my sides hurt.

I haven't looked at any results from the Iowa primary yet but I will stick my little pecker neck out and predict Newtie just went down in flames.

BooYah.

Go have a nice "Santorum Salad" and don't forget to wipe your face, asshole.

Brush your fucking teeth too, everything that comes out of your mouth smells like Bullshit.

I'm Whupped

I hope everyone had a nice Christmas, I certainly did, even against my protestations, the wife made DAMN sure.


As to being tired, since last Friday, I have put in 23 and a half hours of overtime.

I had Christmas day off and Monday was time and a half because of the Temp agency. I just got off a twelve hour shift and am grateful, I was fully convinced it was going to be a true double, 16 hours then turn around and be back at seven in the morning with about six hours of sleep and I wasn't looking forward to that one bit.

So, now ya know why it is so quiet around here, I was in bed at eight o:clock last night because I knew today was going to be a long one.

I ain't really bitching,just tired. I am damn glad I have a job at all but there has to be a happy medium somewhere!

Eventually, I will get some time to catch up with what is going on, in the mean time;
Fuck Newt Gingrich.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Update, Bonus Round out of the eight guy's I work with throughout the day, five of those motherfuckers have been passing around a nasty head cold.
It is a matter of time and every. fucking. time. I get a head cold, it goes directly to my chest and stays there.
Mark my words, you will soon see me whining and bitching about being sick.
Rotten sonsabitches, stay the fuck home.It's like a fucking Daycare center around there.

Update two;
Another fourteen hours today.
I thought I was tired last night, HA!

One Punch And A Good Dicking

A twofer.

This motherfucker makes me want to puke after the first word that comes out of his mouth.

His "wife" and I say that in quotes for a reason after you hear and see this motherfucker, looks like a MILF show

waiting to happen.



Of course, The show I was watching just happened and will not be immediately available so have some vintage snake oil and some little liver pills from this oily fuck;


If she is doing that weasel, it is by the hour.

Dammit, I hate TV and here it is, C fucking NN.
And this puke is being interviewed.

My god, it is Stupie McFuckwit on steroids.

Gag me with a fucking Bulldozer.


Sanctimonious phony cocksucker, he makes millions!

Get in your back pocket, I will bet you money that the GOP is vetting this slimy fucking bastard for a major political position, they are like pedophiles grooming their next victim and have banners all around town bragging about it.

Fucking Cats

No, not mine, although that little bitch is still yet be brought here and left to fend for it's self again.

No, I made the mistake of letting my parents fucking cat in the bedroom by mistake and now here I am at Oh Dark Thirty and can barely see to type because the mother fucker wanted to go out, to do some undiscovered fucking business and now wants to cuddle.

Fuck you cat and have some fucking flying lessons.

I am going back to bed now and you can pry yourself off the wall while I am snoozing, Christ almighty, I am in such a good mood at what the fuck, ten after eleven and I have been asleep for a whopping hour and a half.

Three hours of overtime and a full schedule until the cows come home for the next several days.

Meow my fucking ass.

Git.
Gnite to you too.

On The Road Again

Fuck me.

5:30 in the fucking morning and I am hitting the road, again.
I gotta be in Eugene Oregon at 7:30 but I have plenty of time, it's about an hour from where I am right now.
Then I get to do some running around and get back in the truck and drive back to Vancouver Washington just for the distinct pleasure of pissing into a little cup.

Fuck you, Ronnie Reagan. Asshole.

I don't even remember hauling all my shit down three floors and loading it into the truck last night.
I must have known I was going to get hammered and did it before I passed out.
Good for me because I certainly don't feel like doing it this morning, the coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
Damn, I am tired.
I have been working my ass off.

Oh well, it beats laying around on my dead ass I guess.

One more road trip, hopefully, before I start the new job.

I am going to be one busy little fucker here this month.
What I haven't told you what is coming up is that I am going to be moving at the end of next month also.
My folks are going to Arizona for six months instead of the usual three and they are going to by a house down there.
Me,Mrs, Ornery and the boys are going to live in their current domicile while they are gone and pay them some rent.

The guy next to me in the trailer park is going to buy the Weasel Den for what I paid for it and in the mean time, we are going to find a place to live after the folks get back.

I am going to be just a wee bit busy here shortly.
The wife lives an hour and a half away from the Weasel den so I am going to have to rent a truck, then, I am going to have to get rid of a bunch of shit I have collected over the years again, and haul all of my shit to my folks.
The one nice thing is that that is only ten minutes from there.

So, pray for me, I am going to be one busy little dude here shortly.

It Never Stops

Tax breaks, tax breaks, tax breaks. That's all I hear in between the bed squeaking from the ass fucking we are getting at every other turn.

Unions bad, a whopping ten percent of the work force,Medicare,Medicade, Social Security, the Wic Program, unemployment, ad fucking nauseum.

Now Big Business is wanting to bring a few BILLION dollars back to the US and what do you think their demands are?
Tax cuts.

In the first place, American business are already sitting on ONE TRILLION dollars in cash, they are trying to claim their intentions are as pure as the driven snow and they want to stimulate the economy.

Why is it the back of my legs just got a chill like someone ripped the covers off?


Because they pulled this shit before.


The NYT actually does a good job of exposing their true motives and if you go read that article, I guarran-fucking-tee ya, you will be just as pissed as I am.
Lying, skeezy cock fucking suckers.

They want a tax holiday so they can bring that money back here and find ways to fuck us some more.
A tax holiday from a 35% rate on Billions, to down to just over 5%

And, you just know, those rotten fucking pricks win Congress will stick their hands out and be glad to help.

Spit

H/T

Weiner Goes Limp

After getting pounded by the media, Anthony Weiner is going to step down.

I am still waiting for Vitters resignation after admitting SEVERAL YEARS AGO, that he had used the services of a prostitute.
Apparently, I am going to continue to wait.

It is all to true in this fucking political climate, IOKIYAR.


Hypocritical motherfuckers.

Update;

You attack dogs on the right wing media are going to get what you have coming and I can't fucking wait.

Money can't buy happiness, just hot tubs, bigger tits, fancy cars, hookers and a waiting period.

What Day Is It?

Holy fuck, I'm still alive, barely.
Twelve and thirteen hour days all last week and just for fun, on Friday, I worked from six A.M. to seven P.M., went to the portable domicile and ate something, laid down and finally fell asleep about nine thirty.
Got woke up at Midnight, was on the jobsite at Twelve thirty and worked straight through until I finally couldn't go anymore at eight fucking thirty Saturday night.
I drove over six hundred miles  last week to boot.
My crazy assed little brother worked thirty four hours straight finishing the job.
I couldn't do it.
Fuuuuuck me, am I tired and sore.
Now I get to drive for three and a half hours today so I can go whine and snivel in the arms of my sweetie.

Now ya know why it has been so quiet around here.
I get off work, have a few shots, eat something and fall the fuck down, rinse and repeat.

It might be a day or so before I start feeling human again so keep stopping by, I'm sure there will be something or other that I need to pound the keyboard about.

Whupped

I am very much looking forward to seeing my sweetie.
I think she is going to need to help me out of my truck when I get there.
It could be a few days until I can come up with a coherent post.

Same Ol' Same Ol'

The Republicans don't even try to hide their dirty tricks any more.

BREAKING: Prosser Up by 7500+ in WI Supreme Court Race After 'Database Error' Discovered by Controversial Clerk in Republican Waukesha County

County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus, a GOP activists, previously criticized and audited for storing election results only on a personal computer in her office

After Tuesday night's Wisconsin Supreme Court election, a computer error in heavily Republican Waukesha County failed to send election results for the entire City of Brookfield to the Associated Press. The error, revealed today, would give incumbent Supreme Court Justice David Prosser a net 7,381 votes against his challenger, attorney Joanne Kloppenburg. On Wednesday, Kloppenburg declared victory after the AP reported she finished the election with a 204-vote lead, out of nearly 1.5 million votes cast.

Brad Friedman over at the Brad Blog is all over this.

All I can say is that this bitch should have been unemployed last year.

The Fuckery Begins

Motherfucking asshole sonsabitches.

The four Republicans appointed to the commission investigating the root causes of the financial crisis plan to bypass the bipartisan panel and release their own report Wednesday, according to people familiar with the commission's work.

Four fucking assholes.

This is what you wanted, this is what you get, bend over and ask for some more because it is coming.

Fuck me running.

Iranians All Butt Hurt, Again

Give me a fucking break, now they are all butt sore because the US Navy has been calling the Persion Gulf The Arabian Gulf, for the last twenty fucking years.

Since when does Iran, who used to be called Persia, by the way, give a fuck?

The U.S. Navy has invited outrage from Iranian advocacy groups, the Iranian government and Facebook protesters for making it official policy to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Though the Navy claims it's been using the term for two decades, the Pentagon was bombarded with complaints over the past week after the language showed up in the Navy's official style guide online.

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The U.S. Navy has invited outrage from Iranian advocacy groups, the Iranian government and Facebook protesters for making it official policy to call the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. Though the Navy claims it's been using the term for two decades, the Pentagon was bombarded with complaints over the past week after the language showed up in the Navy's official style guide online.

So, after twenty years, they just all at once decide they don't like it..

Fuck you, get the fuck over it, grow the fuck up and quit acting like retarded, spoile little brats.

If you had a legitimate beef with this, you should have spoken up twenty fucking years ago, morons.

Jesus Christ, you quit calling your own fucking country Persia ages ago.

Do ya still make those fancy fucking rugs there? What do ya call 'em, Iranian rugs?
No, they are still called Persian rugs.

I would have to think you all could find something a little more substantial to pitch a bitch about, seriously.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Go read it while I sit back and scratch myself inappropriately in the privacy of my own piece of heaven in a White Trash Trailer Park.

Fucking bastards.

Snowbound

I have been over here at my GF's for a week today. I came up last week when this fucking weather hit and can't get out of here. All I have here is a two wheel drive truck with no studs.

It snowed, then the freezing rain hit and it is snowing again.

I can get to the little convenience mart about six blocks away just fine, it's that Damn Columbia River Gorge that I can't get through She lives at one end and I live at the other.

Once that bitch freezes, it's studs or cable chains. They end up closing the highways on both sides of the river when it gets bad. It can take days after a cold spell to flush all the cold air out of it. 75 miles long.

I't's "supposed" to be clear tomorrow. We shall see. I have been having to call my buddy Steve to keep an eye on my place. None of my fucking neighbors have a damn phone..  It looks like I am going to have to put tags on The Beast because it at least has four wheel drive.

A set of chains for that fucker are around a hundred bucks but it is fairly dependable. I keep forgetting the speedometer doesn't work though.

If all else fails and I can get the seven miles across the bridge to town, I can use her tire store account and have them throw a couple of studded tires on the back of my little hoopty. I hate to do that.
Fuck me, I hate Winter and it's not even Winter yet!

Anyways have some of this that was going through my evil little mind this cold assed morning.

Umm, Yeah, About That Security Thing

Need I say more?
Oh no ,you can't see any details from these scanners, they don't save any images and I will bet they don't trade them like baseball cards either.

On top of that, we get to hear some arrogant fucking shit like this too,

What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.



Yeah, that's some public relations for ya, ignorant fucking asshole.

Suck my fucking dick you rotten sonofabitch.

I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning than getting blown up by some camel jockey.

Fuck you, corporate cum bucket.

Some Times I Can Be An Idiot

God dammit, I am cussing at myself right now.

I came up here to the girl friends and didn't bother to get any propane to keep the Weasel Den going.
Checked the weather and Holy Shit!

It's supposed to get down to 15 fucking degrees tomorrow night.
That's where I live. It's already fucking freezing here and I don't have studded tires.
75 fucking miles away and it's not supposed to thaw out until Thanksgiving.

I tried getting a hold of every damn neighbor I could, plus my Buddy and no luck. I finally resorted to calling my Dad.
He had to drive ten miles to my place, doesn't know where the fucking propane tanks are, found them and then went down the street to get them filled.
Goddamn neighbors weren't home either. The Chevron has a four fucking thousand gallon propane tank and they told him they were out.

Suuuuure.
He went to another joint and they told him the same story.

I am thinking there are some lazy bitches that don't want to go out in the cold.
he is 73 fucking years old and can't see shit when it gets dark.
So, he went home and got my Mom to drive and two fucking hours later, they are still fucking around with this.

Fuck.

I thought I had a buddy staying there while I was gone to take care of the cat but fuck no.

There are going to be some fucking beatings handed out when I finally get home.

In the mean time, I am worried sick about my folks, out there fucking around trying to cover my ass in the dark.

Fuck me.