Thursday, June 30, 2011

Achmed! Did You Not Get My Jihadist E Mail?

Why in the hell this isn't a 24/7 effort is beyond me but for once I can say that a bunch of fucking hackers did good.

 — Computer hackers shut down al-Qaida's ability to communicate its messages to the world through the Internet, interrupting the group's flow of videos and communiqu├ęs, according to a terrorism expert.

"Al-Qaida's online communications have been temporarily crippled, and it does not have a single trusted distribution channel available on the Internet," said Evan Kohlmann, ofFlashpoint Global Partners, which monitors the group's communications. 

British newspapers reported earlier this month that the the UK government hacked into an al-Qaida website last year and inserted recipes for making cupcakes in place of instructions on how to build bombs. 
Go ahead and double up on the Saltpeter though boys.

Kohlmann said the latest incident "once again appears to bear the telltale fingerprints of government-sponsored hackers." 

I would have to think we must have some of our best and brightest trying to throw a monkey wrench into the gears when it comes to disrupting communications between Al and the Queada's on a constant basis.

More of this please.


Speaking of fucked up internet, Blogger was buggered all fucking night last night and tried to eat this post twice. I managed to save it, barely and said fuck it.

For those who are not aware, I also have a Wordpress site as a back up.
It is also called Ornery Bastard.
Ya might as well book mark it too as it seems Blogger is getting more and more unstable.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Blagojevich Slated For River Tour

As in going up the river.

Blago just got butt slammed and convicted of 17 out twenty corruption charges.
He is going away for the foreseeable future, as in ten to twenty, at least.


Skeevy motherfucker.

A federal jury today convicted former Gov. Rod Blagojevich on 17 of 20 counts, finding he brazenly abused the powers of his office in a series of attempted shakedowns captured on undercover government recordings.

This marks the second time in less than a year that the 54-year-old Blagojevich, the only Illinois chief executive ever impeached and ousted from office, had been convicted of a crime. The jury at his first trial last summer found him guilty of lying to theFBI, though that panel deadlocked on all the other counts. That impasse set the stage for a retrial.
This time the verdict was unequivocal, with the jury of 11 women and one man finding Blagojevich guilty on 17 criminal counts he faced, including charges of wire fraud, attempted extortion, bribery and conspiracy. The marquee charge in the case involved an attempt by Blagojevich in late 2008 to cash in on his power to name a replacement in theU.S. Senate for newly electedPresident Barack Obama.

Testifying in his own defense, Blagojevich claimed prosecutors had twisted his words recorded on secret government wiretaps and insisted he was guilty of nothing more than thinking out loud. What’s more, Blagojevich’s lawyers emphasized, none of the illegal plots he was accused of hatching ever came to fruition.

Yeah, that's it, just thinking out loud and Look!, Nothing happened!

Fucking scumbag.

We all know  most politicians are fucking weasel scumbags who would sell their own mother into slavery to hold on to power but this fucknut was a big time Democrat who thought he had a tiger by the tail and could get away with anything he wanted.

Let this be an example for you back room dealing fuckers.

I would have liked to have seen a raft of charges  drawn up against a whole bunch of other skeevy fuckers that were involved with this but apparently they are content with Blagojevich.

Another thing I would like to see is Blago being thrown in with the general population down in Joliette instead of the relative safety and comfort that they seem to reserve for white collar and political inmates.

Either way, he is all done now.

Who's next?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011


First off, watch this video and let me say that these pussy motherfuckers do not belong in my country.

Then read this fucking horseshit;

BROWNSVILLE - Random car and truck inspections are wrapping up at the Port of Brownsville.

The Transportation Security Administration hit the streets checking for any potential threats to the port. It's called Operation Viper.

A spokesperson says TSA is checking all private and commercial vehicles coming in and out of the port. They’re doing thorough inspections and using K9s.

We're told this is a random operation and not in response to any specific threat.

My emphasis,

Link here.

Excuse the fuck out of me?

How many times do we have to lament the demise of our Fourth Amendment rights?
That many.

An illegal search, an illegal detention and an illegal road block to do it, all funded by us with money funneled to the TSA.

Fuck that, fuck them and fuck the motherfuckers who think they can just get away with this shit.

It isn't just planes trains, ferries , subways and big trucks, which they oh, so politely begged to differ when we told them it was illegal, now it is your fucking car.
Coming out of a port.

How would anyone even remotely involved in terrorism get near a port?
They don't have an answer.

I can fucking tell you.

You can't even get NEAR a port without passing several security check points, and a FEDERAL IDENTIFICATION CARD.

Neither in, nor out.

It is a huge power grab on their part and they can lick my fucking balls if they think I am, for one fucking second, " going to take their word for it".

Can you say "POLICE STATE"?

Monday, June 20, 2011

It Never Stops

Tax breaks, tax breaks, tax breaks. That's all I hear in between the bed squeaking from the ass fucking we are getting at every other turn.

Unions bad, a whopping ten percent of the work force,Medicare,Medicade, Social Security, the Wic Program, unemployment, ad fucking nauseum.

Now Big Business is wanting to bring a few BILLION dollars back to the US and what do you think their demands are?
Tax cuts.

In the first place, American business are already sitting on ONE TRILLION dollars in cash, they are trying to claim their intentions are as pure as the driven snow and they want to stimulate the economy.

Why is it the back of my legs just got a chill like someone ripped the covers off?

Because they pulled this shit before.

The NYT actually does a good job of exposing their true motives and if you go read that article, I guarran-fucking-tee ya, you will be just as pissed as I am.
Lying, skeezy cock fucking suckers.

They want a tax holiday so they can bring that money back here and find ways to fuck us some more.
A tax holiday from a 35% rate on Billions, to down to just over 5%

And, you just know, those rotten fucking pricks win Congress will stick their hands out and be glad to help.



Friday, June 17, 2011

15 minutes of Fame and a broken nose is coming

This fucking asshole is courting danger.
Andy fucking Breitbart is lucky they didn't let him in.
I will give the fuckhead credit, he has some balls but I wouldn't give him a big chance of walking into a passel of Progressives again, uninvited and leave unharmed.

There are those of us who are not tree hugging pacifist fucking pussies.
Take my word for it.
Ya want to be a headline seeking attention whore, by all means, go for it.
Playing gotcha games the way he has been lately is going to have repercussions.

The guy is a fucking scumbag and is doing all he can to get himself some notoriety points.
Typical attention whore tactics.

Careful what you wish for asshole.
You just might get it.

Sounds Familiar

Employee: "Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?" Boss: "Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?" Employee: "Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years". Boss: "Yes".  Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first".
Boss: "A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time".
Employee: "I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade".
Boss: "Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?" Employee: "Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!"
Boss: "Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?" Employee: "Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!" 

All jokes aside, this is too close to the truth for too damn many people these days.

I'm An Asshole

I know, I get it, it's just the way I am.

I can be charming when I want to be, that just isn't very often anymore.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Here It Comes

Oh fer chrissakes.
My lovely bride to be has changed the date to go tell her parents three fucking times because she is afraid of their reaction.

Fuck.  That.

Goddammit, at 48 years old, you  just tell them, they have no say at that point and will be glad, or not.  Let that be an example to the other two daughters.


Now I all of a sudden, at one phone call, have to get presentable and drive clear into another state and try to behave myself, not an easy set of tasks.

Not going to happen.

Behaving myself could be a problem.

I would have to think a case of the nerves would be normal, not.

I am what I am .

Have a nice fucking day.

Weiner Goes Limp

After getting pounded by the media, Anthony Weiner is going to step down.

I am still waiting for Vitters resignation after admitting SEVERAL YEARS AGO, that he had used the services of a prostitute.
Apparently, I am going to continue to wait.

It is all to true in this fucking political climate, IOKIYAR.

Hypocritical motherfuckers.


You attack dogs on the right wing media are going to get what you have coming and I can't fucking wait.

Money can't buy happiness, just hot tubs, bigger tits, fancy cars, hookers and a waiting period.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Our Governemt At Work

The FBI can scan your electronics and rummage through your garbage without a warrant, beacause, get this;

Charlie Savage of The New York Times writes today that the new rules aim to give agents more latitude in investigating persons or organizations for signs of criminal or terrorist activity and cut down on cumbersome record-keeping.

My bold.

And, the fucking CIA can't protect it's own website from hackers, neither can the Senate apparently and Anthony Weiners dick is still all you hear about.

These are the people tasked with our national security, who have been data mining our friends, relatives and those kooky fucking right winger militia types, let's not forget those pesky Amish either, since Stupie McFuckwit and his crew of fuck ups ignored the intelligence TELLING them, that an attack on American soil was imminint, right before the dumb cocksucker got engrossed in a grade school book called My Pet Goat.


Ten years these people have been spying on us and they are so good at what they do they get their very own website hacked.

My confidence in their abilities just hurtled leaps and bounds, right off a fucking cliff.

Ever heard of Norton fellas?


Ho Hum, just another day in our glorious new Amerika.

Monday, June 13, 2011

The New And Improved, Alternate Brain

Sure, I'm offline for a few days and Fixer decides to change a bunch of shit, like the entire layout of his at least, seven year old Blog.

Go give him a hard time , leave a comment or two and let him know that if his wife can't keep him busy enough with honey do's, we will be forced to send a list.
BTW, he is rebuilding his Blogroll, put in a good word, will ya?

Thank You

Someone went over the top and sent a very nice donation to the cause and I wanted to thank them.
You know who you are and so do I, you should be getting an email from me thanking you.

Other than that, there isn't a whole lot I can say about much of anything.
Been pissing the girl friend off, just for practice.

Ain't beern online so I have no idea of what the fuck is going on out there and for once, I could really give a shit.

It's pretty much all a dog and pony show anyway.
I should be headed towards the Weasel Den here at the end of the week only to turn right around and drive two hundred fucking miles again to get back here., maybe by then I can find something to rant about.

BTW honey, smooches, I loves ya dear.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Did I Forget To Mention?

I really, really, truly fucking HATE weddings?

Especially my own..

Thank goodness I am not overly involved with this one either.
The one saving grace of being a guy.

So far, my instructions are;
 show up, sober, in a suit.

Two out of three anyone?

Don't Believe In Anyone

Curse the day that you were born.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Help Wanted, No Morals,Scruples or Honesty Required.

Just call the hot line to Newt Gingrich's campaign headquarters.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.

After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about  Paul Revere  riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.

Can you say circular firing squad?

I can, in between snickers and shots.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

No connection

Thank you all so much for your well wishes, it humbles me to know that you are out there and care enough to share with me.

As  you can see, I have been off line for a while.
I can tell you it might stay that way for at least a couple of weeks.

When I can,I will get on here and put something up.
In the mean time, just keep checking in.

Thanks fer stopping by and thanks again.