I Wasn't There, Were You?

It was an unnecessary tragedy but I have zero facts and neither do you, the Defense lawyers nor the Prosecution other than 911 tapes and witnesses after the fact don't either.
I have kept my mouth shut about the unfortunate killing of a young man for a reason.

It looks like there will be charges filed and after following this only by sensational headlines I still don't have anything to say, other than some certain so called "news sites" need a fucking ass beating for the unnecessary speculation I have had to endure when they don't have a fucking thing to say except repeating rumors across the spectrum of our public airwaves. This is why you have to filter what you see and hear on what we used to call "The News".

I have gone off about these fuckers in the past and I will again.
The news, a local blurb, a National blurb, an International blurb, a fluff piece, the sports, the weather, another fluff piece and a commercial before they tell you to "Tune In At Eleven" for the same sickening bullshit they came up with for the six O:clock news, ad nauseum.
Just today, the headlines screamed that the "alleged shooter" bailed clear the fuck out of Florida and had not been in contact with his somehow appointed lawyers since Sunday and they intimated that he had fled the vicinity and they were so outraged that they called a national press conference to declare that they were no longer aware of his whereabouts and were publicly saying they were no longer going to represent him, after he started a website asking for money while they did too, maybe, to twelve hours later,if he had turned himself in , they just might, be persuaded to come back and try and defend him.

I am not putting up one fucking link to this fucking soap opera.


Take a minute and follow the timeline to this fucked up mess on your own time, check the parents response to all this shit, the press, the fucking legal response from the government and wonder why I ignored every fucking bit of this sad story, then ask someone if they remember it in a year.
By then some other crazy fuck will be in the headlines and this kid will be rotting in his grave just like everyone of us will be eventually.
The difference is, there isn't one.
One or two years after kicking up daisy's, all you are is worm food.

I still remember my mother, forty years gone but time wounds all heels and in the end, when you are dead, you ain't coming back.

That is what is so despicable about young people dying before their time.
They don't get the opportunity to gather experiences to pass on to the next generation and the fact that one young man got gunned down and has so much publicity is sickening because it happens in this country so many fucking times every day and no one gives a fucking shit about some other young man or someones beautiful daughter getting killed because they don't live in that neighborhood or that state and By God, American Idol just came on so shut off the news anyway.

The prosecuting attorney says she isn't going to call a Grand Jury and is going to press other charges, like manslaughter, etc.
Zimmerman turned himself in and I am anxiously awaiting a pay per view movie about the whole fucking thing in six weeks.
3D next year before any results from a trial even start to become public because that's how they roll.

Gag me with the whole fucking thing.

Just Ignore That Unholy Howling You Hear

It is just all the Demons in Hell celebrating my birthday, fifty two years ago.

As I recall from my Birth Certificate, I was born at 2:10 AM on January 31st, 1960.

That was a long time ago.
Just about the time the Oakland Raiders came into being too.
Of course, having been shat out in Oakland, ya damn well know I have been a Raiders fan my entire life.

No Color television, no remotes even, I WAS the remote, No Microwave ovens.
The Russians had just kicked our asses with Sputnik too.

No Radial tires,just one Ornery little fucking baby screaming into the void, just like I do now.
Some things just never change, I still love boobs too.

I seriously thought I would never live to see thirty way back when and now here I am still.

I must be more resilient than I imagined.
I crashed and/or totalled 29 cars in ten years in my early years and I pay for that shit every day but you can bet your ass I have some good stories to tell.

Thanks fer stopping by and have a shot for me, ya know damn good and well I will.

How Many Of These Things Do I Have To Go Through In One Week?

Jack Abramoff critiques OWS, Republicans’ media exposure in Yahoo News interview
Ya gotta read this to believe it, Jack Abramoff,prison time for corruption, says he wants to "advise" The OWS protesters.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ, the man has balls.

I wouldn't trust that rotten fucker to help my Grandmother across the street without a gun to his head.

Prior to his 2006 guilty plea for conspiracy, mail fraud and tax evasion in schemes that brought down lawmakers, lobbyists and Hill staffers, Abramoff hobnobbed with the most elite Washingtonians.
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That's right,
The former felon, who served three and a half years in prison for corruption, including bribing public officials, is promoting a new book, Capitol Punishment: The Hard Truth About Corruption From America's Most Notorious Lobbyist, which offers an autobiographical account of his rise and fall while also presenting a prescription for cleaning up Washington.

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Go read the whole thing and if you have the stomach, watch the video.

All I have to say to him is that he can go fuck himself.

Old Habits Die Hard

Heh, I had to laugh.

Ten years ago I had a house that was built in the twenties and the only fucking bathroom in the joint was at the top of the stairs on the second floor.

The place had a wood fence and I would get lazy and take a piss off the back porch to save time and energy.

The G/F at the time used to throw fits about it buck fuck it, that is why God blessed me with outdoor plumbing.

Well now, the Wife and my Mother are both going have complete conniption fits but I have been miraculously been blessed with the same situation while neither one of them are here.

I was just in the kitchen trying to figure out what to make so my stomach quits growling like a tigers after a few missed hunts when I spotted their two dogs and put two and two together.

The dogs go out back to do their business, it is all fenced in, why not?


Yeah yeah, I know I am a crude sonofabitch but who the fuck will know, until I Blog
about it?

Now ya do and my bacon is cooking.
It ain't like I do it every day fer Chrissakes.

Oh,I need to wash my hands now because I will be handling food, an old habit from when I was a fry cook right out of High School.

Many, many, years ago.

Short order cook actually.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

See ya's.

The Next Big Political Civil War Is in...

Spins the wheel...

The Ivory Coast!!

If that was your guess, come on down and collect your prize of hand held rocket launchers and two semi trucks full of automatic weapons ammo!!

For those of you not quite up to speed, I know, it's hard to keep up with all these rebel motherfuckers all over the Middle East lately, this is actually on the West Coast of Africa.

These guys have been going at it for several years now but you haven't heard a peep about this from our media because the bastards don't have any oil.

Too bad for them, we could send billions in there and maybe even a carrier group like we did to Libya and not Bahrain.

Selective with our political and military resources, aren't we?

Funny, that.

Been Quite Busy

This post deleted by the author as it was a bit too personal.
I had typed quite the cathartic missive but the only one it made feel better was me, and not by a whole lot.

TMI about family issues.

Granny is alive and well and went to an extended care facility this afternoon.

The damn truck started up and ran without missing a beat after crapping all over it's self the other night, I didn't even open the hood to look.

It must have sucked up a gulp of water.

I went to a benefit for Alzheimers that my brothers sweetheart of a girl friend busts her ass off for every year,

They went to the coast and got 150 Dungeoness crabs for a big feed and last I heard there were less than 30 left.

Yumm!

I could eat four of those bad boys by myself.
There isn't a crab out there that beats one of those, I don't give a shit what you bring, I have tried them all.
Snow crab, King crab, Blue crab, Rock crab, bring it, Dungeouness beats them all, claws down.

I am overdue to fall down and sleep. sorry, not much of a post.


I don't think I even cussed, must be tired.

I'll try again later.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Are You Guys Out Of Your Fucking Minds?!!

You have GOT to be shitting me if this is true,no wonder the British are doomed.

Seriously, one third of the  men in that country, who obviously have security issues, would dump their girl friend for giving another woman the tongue while giving them a kiss?

Are you fucking CRAZY?

I want to take PICTURES!


Insecure mother fucking douche bags! Turn in your Man Cards immediately, I want to know how you got one in the first place!

Go jump off a fucking bridge, make sure your hair is perfect first.

Pussy mother fuckers, you are a disgrace to Mankind.

Let me guess, these guys are Metro sexuals and can't stand the competition.

Nasty girl, here I come.

Dammit! Computers Piss Me The Fuck Off Sometimes!

Aye Chingowa, dirty fucking bastards.
I was trying to post something two posts down, trying to link to one of my favorites, DriftGlass, when I noticed every fucking time I typed in that name, it came up in some strange fucking language.
I tried it four fucking times. I finally tried to get it translated by those wonderful assholes at Google and it wouldn't come up. I knew exactly what I was typing and for the life of me couldn't figure out why all of a sudden DriftGlass turned into Hindu. I did finally figure out what fucking language it was, just not why all of a sudden I needed that service.
Have I been outsourced?!! Has DriftGlass been outsourced?! What in the fucking hell is going on here? I don't need to talk to some guy calling himself Nancy  half way around the planet with the stroke of a key pad to translate what I am trying to type, I have a hard enough time with English, thank you very fucking much.
I have no motherfucking clue what happened but I did know how to cure it, deleted Firefox and reinstall the sonovabitch.
Sure as shit, fixed.
Side effects?
I lost every one of my fucking Book marks.
SHIT!!!

Again!

So, I have had it with this POS computer. I have the one they bought me a year ago at the place I used to work and that mother fucker is getting plugged in tomorrow afternoon, complete with all of my Bookmarks and some sites I saved for things like recipe's and such. At this point, I have to give a HUGE shout out to my buddy Sponge Bob Crack Whore for going out of his way to have a guy where he works put this one together and give it to me for free when my laptop died, Off the charts cool of ya dude but it is going to revert into the pieces it started out as now.
Fucking irritating cock suckers. Why all of a sudden do I need Hindu? Might as well be Chinese, at least I can recognize that shit from the spam comments.
AAAAAARGH!!

Thank God, I Can Finally Sleep Tonight

Lindsey Lohan got out of jail.

This country is seriously fucked up when that is a major news story.