Thanks Dad. He said maybe I had thought of this as a way to beat Flat rate.
I have actually thought of this at times.
I know I have dumped stuff out of my pickup backing up at full throttle and slamming on the brakes
All a guy could say is, "It ran when I pulled it!"
Showing posts with label Crazy Fucking Bastards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy Fucking Bastards. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Friday, April 06, 2012
Scott Walker Wants Women Back In The Kitchen Where They Belong
This fucking clown needs to go and the people of Wisconsin will have an opportunity to send his fucking ass packing come June.
I sincerely hope they do just that.
Jesus, calling him an asshole is an insult to assholes.
Wisconsin voters fucked up when they elected this malignant mutant but they have the chance to disinfect the governors mansion come June and I hope and pray they do.
This is what happens when people elect Republicans in this day and age, against their own best interests.
The Republican party is chock full of vicious sociopaths and if you think I am being partisan, take off your fucking blinders and look around.
Scott Walker is but one example of the motherfuckers doing their damndest to drag the entire country back to the twelfth century.
Women's health, women's rights, wages, collective bargaining, unions in particular, food safety,the environment, under age workers protections,voters rights, your Constitutional rights, all these things have been under relentless attack by these assclowns.
There is no such thing as a Moderate, Centrist Republican running for office anymore, they are all trying to prove who can be the most extremist motherfucker on the block and they are getting more dangerous by the minute.
It's all fine and dandy by them if you get strip searched for a fucking parking ticket and Corporations are people too, darn it!
I keep waiting for petty criminals to be publicly humiliated by being put in stocks down in the public square just like the good old days.
So, ladies, while you are in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, go ahead and make Mr. Walker a sammich, you know you want to.
I sincerely hope they do just that.
Jesus, calling him an asshole is an insult to assholes.
A Wisconsin law that made it easier for victims of wage discrimination to have their day in court was repealed on Thursday, after Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) quietly signed the bill.snip
The 2009 Equal Pay Enforcement Act was meant to deter employers from discriminating against certain groups by giving workers more avenues via which to press charges. Among other provisions, it allows individuals to plead their cases in the less costly, more accessible state circuit court system, rather than just in federal court.
Women earn 77 cents for every dollar that men make. In Wisconsin, it's 75 cents, according to the Wisconsin Alliance for Women’s Health (WAWH), which also estimates that families in the state "lose more than $4,000 per year due to unequal pay."
Wisconsin voters fucked up when they elected this malignant mutant but they have the chance to disinfect the governors mansion come June and I hope and pray they do.
This is what happens when people elect Republicans in this day and age, against their own best interests.
The Republican party is chock full of vicious sociopaths and if you think I am being partisan, take off your fucking blinders and look around.
Scott Walker is but one example of the motherfuckers doing their damndest to drag the entire country back to the twelfth century.
Women's health, women's rights, wages, collective bargaining, unions in particular, food safety,the environment, under age workers protections,voters rights, your Constitutional rights, all these things have been under relentless attack by these assclowns.
There is no such thing as a Moderate, Centrist Republican running for office anymore, they are all trying to prove who can be the most extremist motherfucker on the block and they are getting more dangerous by the minute.
It's all fine and dandy by them if you get strip searched for a fucking parking ticket and Corporations are people too, darn it!
I keep waiting for petty criminals to be publicly humiliated by being put in stocks down in the public square just like the good old days.
So, ladies, while you are in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, go ahead and make Mr. Walker a sammich, you know you want to.
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
There is Beer Running Out Of My Nose. Thank You, Local Republicans
I am serious when I say I am laughing my ass off.
The local republican delegate convention went into a self feeding frenzy.
Not only could they not come to agreement on who to designate as delegates, they couldn't come to agreement on who to designate as alternates, as in ZERO.
From the Local Rag;
This is payday for Ron Paul, he showed up in this little suburb of Portland TWICE and Mittster fucked off Portland.
A composite of over thirty different outlying small cities wrapped into one, of over a million potential idiots.
Smooth move Mormon Dude.
Smart move Ron Paul political adviser, whatever your fucking name is.
Mittster fucked off the West Coast because he damn well knows he is going to find a thumb to the nose out here but even the local Republican base imploding is just Viagra Laced Vanilla Cinnamon icing on a German Chocolate cake with a two drink minimum.
Go ahead and write off the ENTIRE WEST COAST.
Anyone else notice how close Filthy Rich Mormon is to Filthy Rich Moron?
The local republican delegate convention went into a self feeding frenzy.
Not only could they not come to agreement on who to designate as delegates, they couldn't come to agreement on who to designate as alternates, as in ZERO.
From the Local Rag;
What began with a sense of unity to defeat President Barack Obama dissolved, over 12 hours, into infighting Saturday at the Clark County GOP convention.
Delegates elected at party caucuses in March were unable to finish the assigned task of electing 94 delegates and 94 alternates to the state convention in Tacoma.
Instead, even after the convention was extended by two hours, they ended up with 75 delegates and no alternates.
The blame was placed on Ron Paul supporters.
“You have to applaud their organization,” said Mike Gaston, executive director of the Clark County GOP.
The 49th and 15th Legislative Districts agreed on their allotted delegates (28 and 2 of them, respectively) while the 18th Legislative District will have 30 delegates instead of 32 and the 17th Legislative District will have 15 instead of 32.
This is payday for Ron Paul, he showed up in this little suburb of Portland TWICE and Mittster fucked off Portland.
A composite of over thirty different outlying small cities wrapped into one, of over a million potential idiots.
Smooth move Mormon Dude.
Smart move Ron Paul political adviser, whatever your fucking name is.
Mittster fucked off the West Coast because he damn well knows he is going to find a thumb to the nose out here but even the local Republican base imploding is just Viagra Laced Vanilla Cinnamon icing on a German Chocolate cake with a two drink minimum.
Go ahead and write off the ENTIRE WEST COAST.
Anyone else notice how close Filthy Rich Mormon is to Filthy Rich Moron?
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Take Your Crazy And Shove Off
I don't know about you but I am sick and tired of these crazy fucking bastard Republican candidates.
I don't hear a Goddamn thing come out of their mouths except wedge issues and outright insanity.
Womens birth control,anti immigration, Big Government, Tax breaks for the already obscenely rich, anti union, on and on and on.
What I am NOT hearing is just what the fuck they plan to do about putting millions of people back to work at a decent wage with decent benefits, what the fuck their foreign policies are, what the fuck they plan on doing about getting our troops home and just exactly how they plan on putting THOSE people to work or how they plan to take care of the thousands of our veterans with war trauma the rest of their lives.
I also don't see any forethought on what to do about the crooked banking industry or the crooked mortgage industry, the war on drugs, the rotting infrastructure of our country , climate change,the money losing Post office or basically any real pressing issue facing this country.
Nope, it's all about vaginas and dragging everyone back to the eleventh fucking century.
They want anyone who isn't already obscenely rich to serve as vassals to those who are and bow down to their vision of Almighty God, which by the way, isn't quite exactly on par with the teachings of a certain guy named Jesus that I had drilled into me at a tender age.
These clowns are more Old Testament the way I see it and even then, twist the message sideways.
The current crop of Republican candidates are so far out of touch with the average American as to be laughable and the blatant pandering I have seen is indeed comical to the point of parody.
I wouldn't vote for any one of these people to be in charge of putting scotch tape in the dispenser.
Get your fucking religion out of the business of this country, get your head out of your asses and out of the ladies reproductive parts and educate yourselves on actually governing in a sane manner or get the fuck off the stage forever.
Preferably the latter.
Fucknoids.
I don't hear a Goddamn thing come out of their mouths except wedge issues and outright insanity.
Womens birth control,anti immigration, Big Government, Tax breaks for the already obscenely rich, anti union, on and on and on.
What I am NOT hearing is just what the fuck they plan to do about putting millions of people back to work at a decent wage with decent benefits, what the fuck their foreign policies are, what the fuck they plan on doing about getting our troops home and just exactly how they plan on putting THOSE people to work or how they plan to take care of the thousands of our veterans with war trauma the rest of their lives.
I also don't see any forethought on what to do about the crooked banking industry or the crooked mortgage industry, the war on drugs, the rotting infrastructure of our country , climate change,the money losing Post office or basically any real pressing issue facing this country.
Nope, it's all about vaginas and dragging everyone back to the eleventh fucking century.
They want anyone who isn't already obscenely rich to serve as vassals to those who are and bow down to their vision of Almighty God, which by the way, isn't quite exactly on par with the teachings of a certain guy named Jesus that I had drilled into me at a tender age.
These clowns are more Old Testament the way I see it and even then, twist the message sideways.
The current crop of Republican candidates are so far out of touch with the average American as to be laughable and the blatant pandering I have seen is indeed comical to the point of parody.
I wouldn't vote for any one of these people to be in charge of putting scotch tape in the dispenser.
Get your fucking religion out of the business of this country, get your head out of your asses and out of the ladies reproductive parts and educate yourselves on actually governing in a sane manner or get the fuck off the stage forever.
Preferably the latter.
Fucknoids.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Bye Bye Frothy
Romney has been declared the winner of not only Michigan but Arizona as well.
He did especially well in Michigan with voters that were;
Old and White at 42%,
Over 65,wait, I repeat myself.
Post Graduate,46%,
AAAAAnd, had an income of over 200 grand a year.
What a fucking surprise.
44% of those adoring fans were in the category of not having any family member in a Union with a total among all candidates coming to a whopping 77%.
Another surprise,
not.
Fuck this, Go see the results for yourselves, it is entirely within the norm for typical Republican voters.
My little chubby comes down to Frothy getting another chance to show the world his hairy ass.
It is getting mathematically impossible for him to get the nomination, Gingrich is a scarecrow in an empty corn field and Dr. Paul is even starting to eat Newts Liver in places.
All in all,it is what I have been anticipating since last year.
Giggle.
He did especially well in Michigan with voters that were;
Old and White at 42%,
Over 65,wait, I repeat myself.
Post Graduate,46%,
AAAAAnd, had an income of over 200 grand a year.
What a fucking surprise.
44% of those adoring fans were in the category of not having any family member in a Union with a total among all candidates coming to a whopping 77%.
Another surprise,
not.
Fuck this, Go see the results for yourselves, it is entirely within the norm for typical Republican voters.
My little chubby comes down to Frothy getting another chance to show the world his hairy ass.
It is getting mathematically impossible for him to get the nomination, Gingrich is a scarecrow in an empty corn field and Dr. Paul is even starting to eat Newts Liver in places.
All in all,it is what I have been anticipating since last year.
Giggle.
Friday, February 03, 2012
The Definition Of A Complete Dumb Fuck
Some body needs a good clubbing with a large piece of anchor chain.
It gets better too,
snip
The best part,
Where to start with this story.
Let me begin with the fact that a fifty two foot boat is a child's toy when you are talking about where this fucking clown is talking about going.
Fer fucks sake, really?
You couldn't put enough provisions on a little fucking boat like that to last a month, I have been on one.
Another little fact, where they are headed sees some of the worst weather and ocean conditions you can imagine.
Three days out on a fifty one foot fishing boat had us in swells that dwarfed the cockpit and we were riding up and down waves so steep the prop was coming out of the water and running the engine up against its' red line.
Thankfully it was a little diesel so it had a governor to keep it from blowing up.
Two days of that, tacking diagonally across the back of the waves to get back to port and this guy is headed directly into that.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
A proven fucking idiot.
Let me repeat,
Personally, I would be desperately looking for a flare gun and listening for chopper blades.
That and a cast iron skillet to smack that fucking moron in the head with.
When it comes to life and death and you have a complete fucking idiot in charge, mutiny is the order of the day.
Aye matey.
The marine mechanic was reportedly working on an anchor aboard the 52ft Nilaya in Auckland harbour, when the yacht hurriedly cast off as immigration officials tried to serve deportation papers on the skipper, Jarle Andhoy, 34.Mr Andhoy and three crew members have embarked on an unpermitted voyage to Antarctica's Ross Sea, in defiance of both the Norwegian and New Zealand governments.A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.
It gets better too,
Mr Andhoy told the Norwegian public broadcasting service NRK that the presence on board of the unnamed New Zealander was not part of his plan, but was the result of "a hectic departure" from Auckland last week.
snip
The best part,
The broadcaster reported him as saying that the Nilaya was not carrying a locator beacon so it would not put rescue services at risk.
Where to start with this story.
Let me begin with the fact that a fifty two foot boat is a child's toy when you are talking about where this fucking clown is talking about going.
Fer fucks sake, really?
You couldn't put enough provisions on a little fucking boat like that to last a month, I have been on one.
Another little fact, where they are headed sees some of the worst weather and ocean conditions you can imagine.
Three days out on a fifty one foot fishing boat had us in swells that dwarfed the cockpit and we were riding up and down waves so steep the prop was coming out of the water and running the engine up against its' red line.
Thankfully it was a little diesel so it had a governor to keep it from blowing up.
Two days of that, tacking diagonally across the back of the waves to get back to port and this guy is headed directly into that.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
A proven fucking idiot.
Let me repeat,
A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.
Personally, I would be desperately looking for a flare gun and listening for chopper blades.
That and a cast iron skillet to smack that fucking moron in the head with.
When it comes to life and death and you have a complete fucking idiot in charge, mutiny is the order of the day.
Aye matey.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
My Response to the Republican Primaries
The short translation,
Oh Fuck No!
I could give a rats ass who does what when it comes to this goat rodeo anyway.
Spend yer monies, knock the crazies and stupid fucks out on the corner on yer way to the next primary and let me know when the biggest fucking hypocrite with the deepest pockets emerges as the apparent winner in your little circle jerk is and then go the fuck away.
Go for the throat kitty!
Oh Fuck No!
I could give a rats ass who does what when it comes to this goat rodeo anyway.
Spend yer monies, knock the crazies and stupid fucks out on the corner on yer way to the next primary and let me know when the biggest fucking hypocrite with the deepest pockets emerges as the apparent winner in your little circle jerk is and then go the fuck away.
Go for the throat kitty!
Monday, January 09, 2012
Good Riddance, You Racist MotherFucker And Stay Gone.
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Saturday, December 31, 2011
Stay Crazy, PETA
Sometimes I wonder what the thought process is with some people.
CHICAGO (AP) —
I have better idea for you fucking idiots, try using your time and energy investing in traveling roadside barbeques.
Free BBQ sauce at every stop.
Some peoples kids, I swear.
Now I want some tasty dead cow parts, maybe a nice T Bone.
CHICAGO (AP) —
An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle killed when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has asked for permission to buy the markers, one in suburban Chicago and one northwest of Peoria. The group says the signs would pay tribute to the more than 20 cattle killed as a result of negligent driving this year.
I have better idea for you fucking idiots, try using your time and energy investing in traveling roadside barbeques.
Free BBQ sauce at every stop.
Some peoples kids, I swear.
Now I want some tasty dead cow parts, maybe a nice T Bone.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Oh, Great
Now we get to deal with another chuckle head.
It's not like North Korea is any thing kind of stable, that place has been fucked up crazy for eighty fucking years.
Kim's kid is in no way ready to run a dictatorship with millions of starving people.
Forget Iran, this is where the neocons are going to point their little warmongering dicks at now.
Bet me money.
It's a whole new ball game .
It's not like North Korea is any thing kind of stable, that place has been fucked up crazy for eighty fucking years.
Kim's kid is in no way ready to run a dictatorship with millions of starving people.
Forget Iran, this is where the neocons are going to point their little warmongering dicks at now.
Bet me money.
It's a whole new ball game .
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Prescient, I Am
And a hearty Fuck You to this guy;
Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.
Bye Bye motherfucker.
So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.
Pepto Bismal anyone?
Ending days of intense speculation, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain announced Saturday that he will suspend his unlikely campaign, citing the toll that weeks of sexual-harassment and adultery allegations have taken on his family.
Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.
Bye Bye motherfucker.
So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.
Pepto Bismal anyone?
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Where Have I Seen This Shit Before?
Let's see, President Stupie McFuckwit?
Just so ya know, even with Obama in office for three years now, the Federal government is still chock full of their appointtees.
Vice President Darth Cheney went way out of his way to stuff his little acolytes into every fucking layer of government position he could, then went back through and transferred them into permanent positions right before they got tossed out on their asses.
True fact, look it up.
Now, we have Stupie Junior, that stupid fucking bastard Rick fucking Perry,is threatening to reassign civil workers who do not share his ideas of governing to
"some really God-awful place" if they didn't go along with his ideas, like turning over the Medicaid program to the states".
My emphasis.
At this point so early in this political cycle, he needs a swift kick in the nuts.
At least Stupie and Darth went stealth and did in secret after they stole the election, this fucking idiot is saying it out loud, before he even has a half assed chance of winning any kind of election in the first place,
A snippet from our good friends at Crooks and Liars, who are all over this dickhead,
They have quite the write up with bonus video.
Really, he said that.
If you had any doubts about this fucking bastard, go read that again.
I can't say it enough,
FUCK RICK PERRY!
This guy is dangerous stupid.
He want's to completely disrupt how our government works by displacing people with years of experience doing jobs they actually know how to do by just sending them to places like a virtual Siberia, just because they do not agree with his completely fucked up Republican Conservative ideas of just how he can break another one off in our asses if he miraculously manages to get elected.
It's hard for me to take these fucking idiots seriously but apparently there are some seriously brain dead motherfuckers out there who don't have to worry about voter suppression or those fucking cocksuckers at Diebold.
I swore I wasn't going to vote this next election because I am still so fucking pissed off at those spineless sonsabitch Democrats but this is just a wee bit over the top.
I can't wait for the next year of these fuckheads and their wild assed ideas of how to fuck this country up even more.
Just so ya know, even with Obama in office for three years now, the Federal government is still chock full of their appointtees.
Vice President Darth Cheney went way out of his way to stuff his little acolytes into every fucking layer of government position he could, then went back through and transferred them into permanent positions right before they got tossed out on their asses.
True fact, look it up.
Now, we have Stupie Junior, that stupid fucking bastard Rick fucking Perry,is threatening to reassign civil workers who do not share his ideas of governing to
"some really God-awful place" if they didn't go along with his ideas, like turning over the Medicaid program to the states".
My emphasis.
At this point so early in this political cycle, he needs a swift kick in the nuts.
At least Stupie and Darth went stealth and did in secret after they stole the election, this fucking idiot is saying it out loud, before he even has a half assed chance of winning any kind of election in the first place,
A snippet from our good friends at Crooks and Liars, who are all over this dickhead,
They have quite the write up with bonus video.
"Having men and women who share my philosophy, and then giving that clear instruction to those agencies, and if the bureaucrats in those agencies try to block -- for Health and Human Services is a great example," he continued. "If you have Health and Human Service bureaucrats that try to block our being able to block grant dollars back to the states so you all can decide how best to handle health care in New Hampshire -- I don't think you can fire federal bureaucrats, but you can reassign them -- so reassign them to some really God-awful place."
Really, he said that.
If you had any doubts about this fucking bastard, go read that again.
I can't say it enough,
FUCK RICK PERRY!
This guy is dangerous stupid.
He want's to completely disrupt how our government works by displacing people with years of experience doing jobs they actually know how to do by just sending them to places like a virtual Siberia, just because they do not agree with his completely fucked up Republican Conservative ideas of just how he can break another one off in our asses if he miraculously manages to get elected.
It's hard for me to take these fucking idiots seriously but apparently there are some seriously brain dead motherfuckers out there who don't have to worry about voter suppression or those fucking cocksuckers at Diebold.
I swore I wasn't going to vote this next election because I am still so fucking pissed off at those spineless sonsabitch Democrats but this is just a wee bit over the top.
I can't wait for the next year of these fuckheads and their wild assed ideas of how to fuck this country up even more.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Get Out Of My Way, I Need Some More Cheap Shit Right Now
Really?
I went to the likker store and retreated to the garage for an hour or two.
looks like I am lucky to get home unscathed....
what seems to be a burgeoning Black Friday tradition, reports of violence erupted throughout the country.
Authorities in Los Angeles say that 20 people suffered minor injuries at a local Walmart when a woman used pepper spray on them to get to the front of the line when the store opened Thursday evening.
Police in Fayetteville, N.C. are hunting for two suspects after gunfire went off early Friday in the Cross Creek Mall.
At a Walmart in upstate New York, a man was arrested after two women were injured in a fight that broke out.
The one thing I can say is that stupid bitch spraying people to get more shit to carry out is damn lucky someone didn't knock her clear the fuck out and then get trampled to death.
And people wonder why I hate this time of year.
Fuck that shit.
Gift cards, go get what the hell you want, after the crazy people are either in jail or fighting to get to the return desk.
We are surrounded by complete fucking idiots.
Expect more on this subject, the wife loves this time of year and I despise it.
Despise being a mild term for what I think about this complete fucking insanity.
If Bah, Humbug just went through your mind, have a fucking cookie.
I do, however, always donate to the bell ringers.
I went to the likker store and retreated to the garage for an hour or two.
looks like I am lucky to get home unscathed....
what seems to be a burgeoning Black Friday tradition, reports of violence erupted throughout the country.
Authorities in Los Angeles say that 20 people suffered minor injuries at a local Walmart when a woman used pepper spray on them to get to the front of the line when the store opened Thursday evening.
Police in Fayetteville, N.C. are hunting for two suspects after gunfire went off early Friday in the Cross Creek Mall.
At a Walmart in upstate New York, a man was arrested after two women were injured in a fight that broke out.
The one thing I can say is that stupid bitch spraying people to get more shit to carry out is damn lucky someone didn't knock her clear the fuck out and then get trampled to death.
And people wonder why I hate this time of year.
Fuck that shit.
Gift cards, go get what the hell you want, after the crazy people are either in jail or fighting to get to the return desk.
We are surrounded by complete fucking idiots.
Expect more on this subject, the wife loves this time of year and I despise it.
Despise being a mild term for what I think about this complete fucking insanity.
If Bah, Humbug just went through your mind, have a fucking cookie.
I do, however, always donate to the bell ringers.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Pulling My Pud
Not literally, just mental masturbation.
Israel.
Palestine.
I fucking ran.
I fucking rack
Central Africa.
Central America.
Central Park.
Wait, Occupy some fucking place.
Damn, I really can't keep up with all the shit going on.
I damn well can't give an opinion on anything because I have been so busy lately.
I did manage to finally put new tubes in the boy's bike rims.
It took a little doing and then my tiny little dick air compressor gave me a bit of Fuck You but I made it happen.
Anyone know how many " Terrorists" we killed today?
It is Saturday, we must have bagged at least one # 2 Al Fucking Queada dude before the newspapers came out.
Israel.
Palestine.
I fucking ran.
I fucking rack
Central Africa.
Central America.
Central Park.
Wait, Occupy some fucking place.
Damn, I really can't keep up with all the shit going on.
I damn well can't give an opinion on anything because I have been so busy lately.
I did manage to finally put new tubes in the boy's bike rims.
It took a little doing and then my tiny little dick air compressor gave me a bit of Fuck You but I made it happen.
Anyone know how many " Terrorists" we killed today?
It is Saturday, we must have bagged at least one # 2 Al Fucking Queada dude before the newspapers came out.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Congressional Approval Estimated At Nine Percent
That is still fifty percent over rated.
I can't believe there is one sonofabitch who approves of our current crop of the money grubbing motherfuckers we you, voted for doing a damn thing to do one motherfucking thing to do a Goddamn thing to help the working man,
Fuck you, Joe the Plumber, do one fucking thing
besides try and suck off the Big Money Teat.,
Romney is a lock for the Republican nominee and I have said this before.
Perry is pissing a lot of money down a rat hole,
I don't even need to talk about the crazy bitch and Cain will be gone before January.
In the mean time, I have better things to do.
Have a nice fucking day and thanks fer stopping by.
I can't believe there is one sonofabitch who approves of our current crop of the money grubbing motherfuckers
Fuck you, Joe the Plumber, do one fucking thing
besides try and suck off the Big Money Teat.,
Romney is a lock for the Republican nominee and I have said this before.
Perry is pissing a lot of money down a rat hole,
I don't even need to talk about the crazy bitch and Cain will be gone before January.
In the mean time, I have better things to do.
Have a nice fucking day and thanks fer stopping by.
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Oh ,Are You Fucking Kidding Me Louisiana?
How many brain dead mouth breathing mother fuckers do you have down there anyway?
You re elected that stupid sonofabitch Bobby Jindal?
At this point, all I can say is that you get what you deserve, ya fucking morons.
This country never ceases to amaze me with it's capacity for idiocy.
Have some more possum pie.
You re elected that stupid sonofabitch Bobby Jindal?
At this point, all I can say is that you get what you deserve, ya fucking morons.
This country never ceases to amaze me with it's capacity for idiocy.
Have some more possum pie.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Attention FaceBook Users.
Get the FUCK off my lawn, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!
Jesus H. Fucking Christ!
OK, you people that I have never met that keep "Answering Questions" about me,
Fuck off and die.
Seriously, it is clogging up my Email and pissing me the fuck off.
I don't know you, you have never sucked my dick that I know of and I wouldn't admit it if I met ya.
Piss off.
This Facebook thing is completely out of control now and I think it just might go the way of my last meal, swirling around the bowl.
What the fuck is Farmville and why should I give a rats ass?
Quit fucking around and get a fucking life, leave me the fuck alone.
Update;
Problem solved.
This is the second time I deleted these sonsabitches and I see they made it a bit more difficult.
I will add you to the list of cocksuckers I won't acknowledge in public.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ!
OK, you people that I have never met that keep "Answering Questions" about me,
Fuck off and die.
Seriously, it is clogging up my Email and pissing me the fuck off.
I don't know you, you have never sucked my dick that I know of and I wouldn't admit it if I met ya.
Piss off.
This Facebook thing is completely out of control now and I think it just might go the way of my last meal, swirling around the bowl.
What the fuck is Farmville and why should I give a rats ass?
Quit fucking around and get a fucking life, leave me the fuck alone.
Update;
Problem solved.
This is the second time I deleted these sonsabitches and I see they made it a bit more difficult.
I will add you to the list of cocksuckers I won't acknowledge in public.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
So much Fun, So Little Time
I don't know about anyone else with a Blog but I actually surf my Blogroll on a regular basis.
They are on there for a reason, because I like what they have to say and how they say it.
Sometimes because of the lack of time, I can barely get past the "B's" or the "F's". It is alphabetical.
Other times I have a bit more latitude and I can get clear to the bottom.
Just because I don't leave a comment once in a while does not mean that I ain't paying attention to what you have to say.
I am.
I do have my favorites and you can find me on your Stat Counter.
I also can't stress enough how much I appreciate your comments and feed back.
Even you, Ben Dover and the anonymous guy who keeps wanting pictures of my wife's ass.Ya gotta know I have a sense of humor too.
I would sincerely like to thank those of you who take the time to stop by my little rant hole and a special thank you to those of you who actually link to my rambling mess of the words that are available to me.
We all have our own opinions on the events that affect us every day and there are some extraordinarily articulate folks among us who have a talent for putting their thoughts into words.
Others, like me, have their own way of expressing what happens to be going through their minds in their own way, apparently, some of you reading this can relate to my mind set and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading my outlook on the current clusterfuck we get to call life in this day and age.
There are others who have actually donated some serious cash money to me and I would like to take a moment to give those folks a very special Thank You, ya know who ya are.
I have been venting my spleen here and at my other site for over six years now, I kinda think that makes me some kind of author, either that or some crazy fucking bastard with a problem with letting shit go.
Either way, as long as I have access to the tubes, I am going to continue screaming into the void and I thank you for watching the melt down.
Ya know it's going to be a good time, kinda like watching a Nascar multi car smash up in slow motion.
Update;
I went out to have a smoke and ran into a couple of older gentlemen who had come out early this morning and put up the American flag along the little bit of asphalt we call Main Street around here.
They do it every major holiday as a volunteer service and you would have to be blind dumb and deaf not to know they are veterans from a long damn time ago.
I put out my smoke and helped them roll up some of the flags and thanked them personally.
The next motherfucker who calls me a traitor because I don't tow to the Republican talking points gets a broken fucking nose.
They are on there for a reason, because I like what they have to say and how they say it.
Sometimes because of the lack of time, I can barely get past the "B's" or the "F's". It is alphabetical.
Other times I have a bit more latitude and I can get clear to the bottom.
Just because I don't leave a comment once in a while does not mean that I ain't paying attention to what you have to say.
I am.
I do have my favorites and you can find me on your Stat Counter.
I also can't stress enough how much I appreciate your comments and feed back.
Even you, Ben Dover and the anonymous guy who keeps wanting pictures of my wife's ass.Ya gotta know I have a sense of humor too.
I would sincerely like to thank those of you who take the time to stop by my little rant hole and a special thank you to those of you who actually link to my rambling mess of the words that are available to me.
We all have our own opinions on the events that affect us every day and there are some extraordinarily articulate folks among us who have a talent for putting their thoughts into words.
Others, like me, have their own way of expressing what happens to be going through their minds in their own way, apparently, some of you reading this can relate to my mind set and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading my outlook on the current clusterfuck we get to call life in this day and age.
There are others who have actually donated some serious cash money to me and I would like to take a moment to give those folks a very special Thank You, ya know who ya are.
I have been venting my spleen here and at my other site for over six years now, I kinda think that makes me some kind of author, either that or some crazy fucking bastard with a problem with letting shit go.
Either way, as long as I have access to the tubes, I am going to continue screaming into the void and I thank you for watching the melt down.
Ya know it's going to be a good time, kinda like watching a Nascar multi car smash up in slow motion.
Update;
I went out to have a smoke and ran into a couple of older gentlemen who had come out early this morning and put up the American flag along the little bit of asphalt we call Main Street around here.
They do it every major holiday as a volunteer service and you would have to be blind dumb and deaf not to know they are veterans from a long damn time ago.
I put out my smoke and helped them roll up some of the flags and thanked them personally.
The next motherfucker who calls me a traitor because I don't tow to the Republican talking points gets a broken fucking nose.
Friday, September 09, 2011
Ten Years After
Jesus Christ, they are kicking a dead horse like their lives depend on it.
I am already sick, to fucking death, of the media orgy already.
I even listened to some jack ass fucking mental health asshole expert while I was stuck in a five mile long traffic jam trying to explain how we need to speak the truth to wee little young ones about what happened on that day, before they were even born.
Listen up here folks.
I am well aware that those fuckers scored a touch down when we weren't looking and that several thousand people lost their lives and that it really fucked up thousands of families.
I wasn't there but I watched it as it happened.
My utmost sympathies go out to those who were affected by this atrocity.
The effects can still be felt.
What really pisses me off is these media whores trying to make a buck off of this travesty.
Scumbags and douchebags, every mother fucking one of them.
Now we have this "Credible Threat" they are spouting for the anniversary.
Cough it up motherfucker.
We have already lost every freedom imaginable because some scaredy cats in government positions and some freakazoids with authoritarian agendas think they know what is best for us "Sheeple"
I have news for you sonsabitches, we, as a people, ain't afraid of shit.
Bring your shit and if we find you, you are a dead motherfucker, period.
So, as this anniversary of the single worst attack this country has ever sustained on our own soil nears.
Remember those innocents who's lives were lost, also remember we have inflicted that to other countries tenfold.
We are not all that and a bag of chips.
We are human and we die just like every other citizen of any other country.
The only thing that makes us different is the whore mongering assholes amongst us who want to make a buck off of other peoples misery and suffering and business is good for them.
God Damn their souls to Hell.
Here is some other Ten Years After, as it should have been.
My condolences to the families of the victims of 9/11/ 2001.
I won't ever forget either.
I am already sick, to fucking death, of the media orgy already.
I even listened to some jack ass fucking mental health asshole expert while I was stuck in a five mile long traffic jam trying to explain how we need to speak the truth to wee little young ones about what happened on that day, before they were even born.
Listen up here folks.
I am well aware that those fuckers scored a touch down when we weren't looking and that several thousand people lost their lives and that it really fucked up thousands of families.
I wasn't there but I watched it as it happened.
My utmost sympathies go out to those who were affected by this atrocity.
The effects can still be felt.
What really pisses me off is these media whores trying to make a buck off of this travesty.
Scumbags and douchebags, every mother fucking one of them.
Now we have this "Credible Threat" they are spouting for the anniversary.
Cough it up motherfucker.
We have already lost every freedom imaginable because some scaredy cats in government positions and some freakazoids with authoritarian agendas think they know what is best for us "Sheeple"
I have news for you sonsabitches, we, as a people, ain't afraid of shit.
Bring your shit and if we find you, you are a dead motherfucker, period.
So, as this anniversary of the single worst attack this country has ever sustained on our own soil nears.
Remember those innocents who's lives were lost, also remember we have inflicted that to other countries tenfold.
We are not all that and a bag of chips.
We are human and we die just like every other citizen of any other country.
The only thing that makes us different is the whore mongering assholes amongst us who want to make a buck off of other peoples misery and suffering and business is good for them.
God Damn their souls to Hell.
Here is some other Ten Years After, as it should have been.
My condolences to the families of the victims of 9/11/ 2001.
I won't ever forget either.
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