Biologically Impossible Arizona Law

OK, now they have just ran full tilt off the cliff of crazy.

Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday afternoon, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception.

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My bold.

Um, excuse me, It is my belief there has to actually be coitus, ejaculation of sperm by the male, a fertilized egg available by the woman and one lucky sperm cell penetrating said egg cell for there to be a pregnancy.

Apparently some ignorant fucking idiot believes this happens before the slut even meets the horn dog and a date for dinner has been settled on.

There hasn't even been one complimentary drink been served.

My question is, how this supposed fucked up stupid, ignorant fucking law can declare a pregnancy TWO FUCKING WEEKS before any of these things happen?

Well step right up and behold the math skills of the Republican party;

The 18th week bill includes a new definition for when pregnancy begins. All of the bills passed the Senate and now head to Gov. Jan Brewer (R) for her signature or veto. Passage of the late-term abortion bill would give Arizona the earliest definition of late-term abortion in the country; most states use 20 weeks as a definition.

A sentence in the bill defines gestational age as "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman," which would move the beginning of a pregnancy up two weeks prior to conception.

My bold yet again.



Get that?

I try to look down your blouse and you are automatically pregnant if we hook up TWO FUCKING WEEKS LATER.

These people are a danger to society, period. Tell me again how there is no Republican War On women.
Out of control societal trolls with what they deem as unlimited power to control women's bodies.
There should be recall petitions flying.

After all the extremest political positions that have come out of Jan Brewer's administration, this one is over the top.
Throw in Joe Arpaio and all the crazy illegal shit he has pulled and I vote we do what the neighboring countries did to Malia recently and close the fucking borders with that state. No fuel, no fresh vegetables, no electricity and no quail wings for those insane motherfucking Republicans.

Nobody in, nobody out.
Sorry for your luck touristy people but you just might be carrying some extremist ideas back out and that would make you a Domestic Terrorist.

Super Fail

What a fucking surprise, the Super Committee just choked on some caviar and can't come to agreement to cut 1.2 Trillion dollars off the budget over the next ten years.

This thing was doomed from the get go and anyone who didn't see this coming ain't paying attention to what has been passing for politics in this country the last twenty fucking years.
No new taxes.
That's all I heard since the day this fucking abortion called a committee was formed.

I knew exactly what was going to play out and am actually glad.

Now that the retarded four year olds in the Republican party have stamped their little feets and took their ball and went home, the real shit is going to hit the fan and you mark my fucking words, if you think you have seen back room deals in your life, they just opened the flood gates for that shit.

The war mongering fuckers who have been the benefactors of lobbying largess just shit their pants.

Automatic defense budget cuts are now the order of the day.

Unenjoyment extensions will cease and payroll taxes for those of us fortunate enough to have a fucking job in the first place will go up 50 fucking percent.

Oh yeah baby, the real shit is coming down the pipe and these recalcitrant cocksuckers on the right are going to be scrambling to make some shady fucking deals by hiding shit in new legislation, which is their favorite fucking trick to begin with.
The pressure is on now, you sonsabitches and I hope every political blogger in the country starts keeping an electronic bullhorn next to their keyboard when these scum sucking egalitarian motherfuckers start trying to pull their bullshit moves in the middle of the night again, I know damn good and well what their tactics are.

Oh and by the way, Fuck You Grover Norquist.

This is the right wing political hack who seems to have some serious dirt on these assholes.
They all signed some damned pledge not to raise taxes under any circumstances that he came up with.

This the rotten bastard who's most famous line was that he wanted to shrink the government until he could drown it in a bathtub.

If I was you pal, I would make sure you only bathe often enough to keep people from throwing cans of deoderant at ya and only in stand up showers at that in those oh, so famous, bath houses we have all heard about.

Fucking prick.

Either way, they got what they wanted, economic mayhem, that is their primary job it seems.

Who in their right minds would think there is such a thing as a Super Congress anyway?

Congress has an approval rating in the single digits, worse than people's feelings about their ex spouse.

So yeah, let's make up a Frankenstein Congress, for real.

Abby something, as I recall.

What A Surprise

I can actually write a post without a single curse word.

Please, give me a break.

Sorry to burst any bubbles but I can actually articulate my musings without the need for expletives when I so desire.

I have to admit it isn't near as fun but I thought maybe something a little different was called for on the Fourth.

No one need worry that I am going to get all highbrow here but it was nice to actually put something together for a change that had a little depth to it without resorting to calling anyone a serial fellatio artist, even though plenty of those who I mentioned are most definitely dirty rotten male children of female dogs if you catch my drift.

Anyway, thanks fer stopping by.

15 minutes of Fame and a broken nose is coming

This fucking asshole is courting danger.
Andy fucking Breitbart is lucky they didn't let him in.
I will give the fuckhead credit, he has some balls but I wouldn't give him a big chance of walking into a passel of Progressives again, uninvited and leave unharmed.

There are those of us who are not tree hugging pacifist fucking pussies.
Take my word for it.
Ya want to be a headline seeking attention whore, by all means, go for it.
Playing gotcha games the way he has been lately is going to have repercussions.

The guy is a fucking scumbag and is doing all he can to get himself some notoriety points.
Typical attention whore tactics.

Careful what you wish for asshole.
You just might get it.

Null And Void

You get elected and go to a Fund Raiser  instead of Swearing The oath?

Fuck you.

Better yet, you avoid the Swearing In Ceremony so you can go to a fundraiser"?

Done.
You are not an official. Apparently it is illegal to suck corporate dick in front of people in the Capitol too, your bad, sluts.

Your new Speaker of the House got busted handing out checks from the tobacco lobby on the house  floor too, just so ya know.


They should be impeached immediately and barred from seeking office ever again.

Someone Needs A Punch In The Cocksucker

These assholes have pissed me and a few million other people off before for protesting military funerals and I have vowed if they ever get near any of my relatives it will be on, but now they have gone too fucking far.

 After news spread Thursday of the Westboro church's planned protest of Elizabeth Edwards's funeral, counter-protests have 

sprung up through social media sites to block the Westboro members from view.

On Facebook, a group, "Protect Elizabeth Edwards' funeral from Westboro clan," has 861 people promising to attend the service, arriving in the morning and staying until after the funeral. "Let's create a human buffer between Elizabeth Edwards and the Westboro church," the invite reads.
"We want to keep it peaceful," Tammy Tiffany says. The Cary, N.C., housewife will be going to the counter-protest -- "cold or not, I'm going" -- because she is disturbed by the Westboro church's actions. "We'll just stand there and form a human barrier. People who are dealing with this kind of tragedy shouldn't have to deal with this kind of nonsense."

Someone explain to me what they have against an extremely decent woman whose last years were complete hell and who handled her travails with a dignity and grace that continues to amaze me?

What, the fuck, do you have to protest about here?

Let me repeat my position.
If even one of you stupid sonsabitches, let alone forty or so, EVER showed up at ANY, funeral I was at, I would be all over the first one of you stupid sonsabitches I could get my hands on like a rabid weasel.
That is IF, I couldn't find something to club you with before I got to you.

Despicable fucking assholes.

Protesting at a funeral? Christian solders that you claim to be?

Do you even have a point?

I'd be getting ready to turn the other cheek so I could smack ya again if I were you.

There are low rent tactics and there are things that any decent fucking human being wouldn't stoop to do. This would be one of the latter, you ignorant, hateful, stupid mouth breathing fucking morons.

Were you smart enough to get Triple A this time? After your last outing having resulted in someone slashing your tires and you found that no mechanic in town would fix them because they knew who you were and why you were there?

You idiots are betting against the house every time you show up at one of these funerals to stamp your feet and bleat like a fucking goat.

You do realize, that there are funeral directors, grave diggers, hearse drivers and morticians in the vicinity, right?

Hey, in these troubled economic times, everyone is looking for work.
Do us all a favor and give them some Westboro people, drop dead, assholes.

On behalf of the Edwards family and every Service member of this country, who every one, has more class in their fingernail shavings than you,

Fuck You.

Update;
Ya wonder why I love these guys, we think alike.

Gordon, from Alternate Brain weighs in on this too.

Update Dos;


Dusty chimes in too.

 I could be here all day doing this, I just got started, I think you get it by now.

Been Lazy

My GF was here for the last few days so I have been kind of fucking off when it comes to Blogging.
I would like to thank all the folks who finally came out of the woodwork and left a comment on the last post.

I will find something to bitch about a bit later. I have been kind of keeping one eye on the political Kabuki, don't ask me why. That bunch of ignorant, stubborn bastards are going to be the death of this country.

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Sorry, I started to get really, really nasty, seriously, like NSFW ,like you can't believe.

Such is the power of the internets to find the very thing that you are thinking of and put it in picture form.

Just for example, here are my thoughts on Mitch McConnell;

For those who aren't so quick on the uptake, it's called a Man Hole.
It is too small to represent where all the corporate money gets pumped into 24/7.

See? I had to stop before I got out of hand.

No, I can't help myself.
Let me introduce you to the next speaker of the house, Mr. Bohner.

HEY! It's pronounced BAY NOR, and he has a REAL tan! Ha Ha Ha Ha ha!

These people are deadly poison and I am going to spend some of my time skewering them and kicking their asses for being corporate whores and obstructionist mother fuckers.

Might as well start out on a lighter note.

Before it gets serious.

Deadly, serious.

Desperate Old White People

I'm not talking about retirees eating cat food either.
Just look at this picture and see who is running the GOP and understand why I hate these motherfuckers with a passion.

Hopefully I will live long enough to see an extinction even worth watching.

Lubed Up And Ready For The Drilling

Ayep, that would be Louisi-anna.
That humongous fucking oil spill is coming ashore for some fuckin'.

It's gonna fuck up everything in sight like a whole platoon of drunken sailors on shore leave.
Fifteen hundred miles of shoreline is going to have a trail of smegma that is going to make Alaska jealous and long for the good old days after the Exxon Valdez.

210 THOUSAND gallons a day, from a mile under the ocean has already created an oil slick a HUNDRED and TWENTY miles wide, with no end in sight.

Bonus, Halliburton is now under scrutiny for the cement work that is supposed to prevent blow outs.
Yes, our old friends are still at it, fucking up around the globe.

The oil has already hit in Louisiana and is going to wind up all around the gulf eventually.
The plan to burn it off caused me to laugh until I spit beer out of my nose.
Yeah, right, light that fucker off and you would be able to see it from the moon with the naked eye.

Get a load of this, I want you all to remember these words,

BP'S Chief Executive Tony Hayward said the company would clean up the oil spill and compensate those affected.

Just how much has Exxon paid out after it's little fiasco?
What was that,20 fucking years ago?

No, this is a huge fucking catastrophe that is not just going to go away.
The fishing industry is gonna be all fucking done down there for a very long fucking time.

Marshes, wetlands, beaches, all sea life is going to die.

When the President says "it is a national concern", you can bet your ass it is fucking nasty bad.

This thing is going to fuck. us. up..

Funny how that Drill Baby Drill crowd just went silent.
Maybe they all went to Arizona looking for Wet backs.

Assholes.

Imagine this, remember a while back what a huge hard on this bunch had to drill in the National refuge in wayyy up northern Mooselini territory?
Just imagine what it would be like up there right now if this had happened there.

People have short memories.

There is a reason that there is a moratorium on off shore drilling around the continental United States.
This one is going to make that look like a day at the beach.

Update;

Bonus round, another one tipped over.

You Poor Bastards

I am back online at home.
The place where the ranting is free and hot off the fucking griddle.

Let's just start right in, shall we?

Senator Mitch McConnell (Repuke, KY) is a totally owned corporate fucking whore who has absolutely no ones interests besides his own and the corporations that bought his fucking ass a long damn time ago.

I know damn good and well there are some smart people in Kentucky, I have relatives there but it is readily apparent they are out numbered by people who have more dogs than teeth.
That fucking guy needs to be sent home, permanently.
Then we have that Mavericky guy who now claims he is not at all Mavericky, after being quoted so many fucking times I can't quote as saying he was, Mavericky.
John McCain is another dirty old codger that needs to be forcibly retired, hopefully to somewhere that has fire ants that thrive on lying fucking politicians. Then again, I could give a fuck where the old bastard ends up,actually, preferably, right fucking next door to me so I can make his remaining years a living hell and I can wave my dick at his idiot fucking daughter.

Ah yes, the best for last.
Joe "Short Ride" Benedict fucking Arnold, Lieberman.

Life would be so sweet if I could just have a few minutes alone with that cocksucker.




World class asshole, that guy.
2012 can't get here soon enough, economic melt down or not,the end of the fucking world or not, that fucking asshole is gone.
He has burned all his bridges and there is no way in hell, absent blatant vote stealing, that he is going to retain his seat.

Good riddance ya fucking cunt.

Do me a huge favor and die a slow, very painful, death.

Seriously.

WATB Republicans Stomping Their Widdle Feets And Throwing Hissy Fits, Again.

Jesus, these people are getting ridiculous.
Look, ya dumb fucking obstructionist punk bitches, ya went all in over health care reform and ya lost,capiche?

Lost the farm, got your clocks cleaned yadda yadda.

They have zero answers to the problems America faces and have refused to cooperate even after the Democrats bent over fucking back wards to accomodate them

Now, not only are they not just merely being obstinate, they are actively shutting down the Senate out of spite.

Protesting Health Reform, GOP Attempts To Bring Senate Hearings To A Standstill By Blocking All Proceedings

There is a little-known rule in the Senate stating that hearings can’t happen after 2:00 p.m. each day without unanimous consent. However, every day, at the start of business, the Senate generally agrees, by unanimous consent, to waive this rule and continue with the necessary business of holding hearings.

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Republicans, however, are now refusing to give unanimous consent and are blocking the hearings. Today, during a Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee hearing on transparency, Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE) announced that he had to stop the proceedings because of Republican block.

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Democratic staffers on the Hill told ThinkProgress that they anticipate Republicans will not only continue blocking hearings for the rest of the week, but also delay or block all sorts of minor, routine measures. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) office did not reply to a request for comment.

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H/T Amanda Terkel @ Think Progress.

I say lock the fuckers out and get this fucking country's business handled.

Buy It Now!

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Madness Reigns

I am right on the ragged edge of not giving a Rat Fuck what goes on anymore.
Lick my fucking balls.
Two gazillion laws that only apply to little peons like me and career War Criminals get a pass.
Fuck that shit.

I have been breaking the laws for forty fucking years. I guess I just wasn't breaking big enough laws.Either that or I don't have Mega Corporations paying off the fucking DOJ.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause and he ain't coming to any power lunch you are having in the near future, you betcha.

At this point, it is every man for himself, the motherfuckers who were elected to office have willfully abandoned anyone under three million a year net and have also willfully ignored every fucking law in the land when it comes to bringing treason to the bar, fraud, extortion, corporate rape, corporate malfeasance , vote rigging, election fraud, theft of office, the vows to protect the Constitution, basically every fucking law on the books has been broken brazenly by our so called elected officials without one single instance of a high level prosecution that comes to mind.
Not only that, they bend over like a gymnast finding ways to let these fucking bastards off the hook when anyone with an IQ over a fucking Right Wing Fucktard could tell you some crimes against humanity have been committed against our laws, against the treaties we have signed and against the fucking Constitution, which just happened to have turned into some Goddamn piece of paper shortly after George fucking Stupid Mother Fucking W. Bush managed to get installed as the President by the Powers that be.

Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Have a nice day you rotten sonsabitches, the gloves are off, all bets are off.
You fucking assholes don't want to play by the rules?
Game on mother fuckers.

Damn, did I mention I jay walked twice today?
Oh, I also drove a Weapon of Mass Destruction two fucking miles an hour over the fucking speed limit for three blocks in a school zone, Construction zone , down town business district without a fucking seat belt on too.I think I had a tail light out.


Fuck you.

It's A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Of course, we didn't and the whole shebang just went down the shitter.

By a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court on Thursday rolled back restrictions on corporate spending on federal campaigns. The decision could unleash a torrent of corporate-funded attack ads in upcoming campaigns.

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"With its ruling today, the Supreme Court has given a green light to a new stampede of special interest money in our politics," said President Obama in a statement. "It is a major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans...

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Democracy 21's Fred Wertheimer, for years a leading advocate of campaign finance reform, called the decision a "disaster for the American people and a dark day for the Supreme Court."

"The Supreme Court majority has acted recklessly to free up corporations to use their immense, aggregate corporate wealth to flood federal elections and buy government influence. The Fortune 100 companies alone had combined revenues of $13 trillion and profits of $605 billion during the last election cycle," Wertheimer wrote.

"Under today's decision, insurance companies, banks, drug companies, energy companies and the like will be free to each spend $5 million, $10 million or more of corporate funds to elect or defeat a federal candidate -- and thereby to buy influence over the candidate's positions on issues of economic importance to the companies."

snippets courtesy of Huffpo.

There it is, game over, Mission Accomplished, the average American officially has no voice left to be heard. Corporate America can drown out millions of voices and literally buy the politician and legislation they want with the stroke of a pen on a check.

Fucked again by SCOTUS.

I predict that there is going to be a backlash, a very serious backlash.
The first fucking thing we need to do is get rid of the laws that gave corporations the equal rights as a person.

I personally have had enough of this horse shit, this is not the country I was born in fifty years ago, not even a close facsimile.
This is now officially a Banana Republic, third world shithole.
A corporate owned Police State.

Fuck you very much SCOTUS,you broke it, you own it.
When there is no Middle Class America left to speak of and every working stiff is doing all they can to survive, you turn around and sell the farm.

Change is going to come and it is going to be very, very, ugly. Mark my words, it is coming at the speed of light.

Say Good Night, Harold

Yeah, you, Harold Ford, asshole.
Trying to move your Corporate owned ass to New York because you have done worn out your welcome in Tennessee, Watertiger just stuck a HUGE wooden stake in your dead little heart.
I loves me a Dependable Renegade.

Seriously.

Thank You Honey.




This is a close up reminder of how politicians sell their souls. Harold Ford Jr,



Harold Ford Jr, corporate whore.

This guy just moved to New york to run for office and when he was asked if he had been to all five boroughs, he admitted that he had been flown over them in a fucking helicopter.
How much of the local politics does this guy know?
He doesn't even know where to order a fucking pizza from.

That is serious business around there from what I hear. What the fuck do I know, I never had the helicopter tour anyways. One thing I can be certain of, my pal Fixer will be all over this like stink on shit, because that is what it is and he is very astute. If I have to say,I wouldn't want to see that guy in my rear view mirror if I just happened to be some arrogant fuck with ties to the banking industry flying around looking for a slice and a spot at the Congressional gravy train out of no where.Between Watertiger and Fixer, Little Harry is in for the Grand Tour.
Sic 'em.

I Am Getting Too Old For This Shit

I will be Fifty fucking years old at the end of this month and completely amazed I made it this far.I am tore up and have a fucked up back since I was twenty and arthritis everywhere, especially my fucking hands.

I spent three and a half hours yesterday morning, in the fucking rain, a half mile away from the Weasel Den on a service call.

Three and a half hours to change the belt on a Caterpillar engine on a Vacuum truck. Most of that was spent hanging over the radiator at maximum extension, trying to get the bolts out of a little drive line that comes off of the front of the crankshaft that drives a hydraulic pump.
It is a two man job getting that fucker back together. The water pump belt is a little bit bigger than a pie pan, so is the crank damper.After getting the new belt half way on, it was readily apparent some stupid sonofabitch at the parts store needed a good kick in the balls because it was too fucking short. I sent what was left of the old belt to him with the part number RIGHT ON IT!

No service truck, cheap assed Made in China tools and cussing like you have never heard in your entire life.
I had to take off a serpentine belt, the tensioner, as far as I could and do most of it by Braille.I couldn't see shit.
The fucking assholes put this dinky little belt in the worst place possible and even the tensioner pulley bolts were BEHIND and UNDERNEATH, the Serpentine belt pulley's.
Dirty fucking cocksucker asshole cunt lip motherfucking sonsabitch fuckhead engineers."It looks good on paper".

Put 'em in Hell, right next to Dick Fucking Cheney, taking apart and putting back together again every rotten fucking asshole thing they ever designed, in scorching heat one day and freezing rain the next.
Oh yeah, make sure they have that stupid fuck from NAPA right there too, handing them the wrong parts.
I won't even go into the part about the asshole operator, when the other truck showed up and worked just fine for a half an hour. I could see and hear it, when it quit working to his expectations and he came over throwing a fit and called me everything but white, threatened to call the boss, did call some other asshole and come to find out, when I threw down my tools and walked over there to look at it, he had a fucking big assed rock stuck in the pipe.

Dumb ass.

Not a good day.

I will deal with that motherfucker later.

By the way, Happy Birthday Nasty Girl.

Beware Motherfuckers, The Populous Is Pissed off.

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Get Ready, Here It Comes

Christmas is coming.

The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.

Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.

Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.

I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.

That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.

As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.

I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?

I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.

I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!


I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.

All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.

If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,

I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.

Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.

Fuck The Fed

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