Monday, February 28, 2011

In The First Place

You stupid fucks in Wisconsin voted this fucking idiot in.
That is a fact.

Now ya don't like the fact that he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do and none of ya paid the fuck attention.

Let this be a lesson to those of you who hate Democrats at all costs, this is what it will cost you.

Yes there are no alternatives, if you stick the positive cable on the negative terminal and stick the negative  cable on the positive terminal at the same time, shit will blow up in your face.

You fucking asked for it, you got it.
They don't pass out safety glasses at the voting booths.

My personal inclination is to back unions and every day folks. After all, I grew up in a union household and have walked more than a few picket lines with personal threats against myself.
I am just pointing out you have some extremely stupid fucking neighbors of yours who are just now getting a dose of reality that doesn't give Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh screaming their lies  any credibility, after all, they are union members themselves, fucking cocksuckers.

Hail Ronnie Reagan!
Motherfucker was a union  president and started the killing of unions with the Air Traffic Controllers.

When the police are behind the protesters, you have lost the game.

The war is over, most folks didn't even know there was one coming, let alone it has been raging,  more fucking idiots, it has been being waged for fifty fucking two hundred and fucking fifty years.

Oh, but the skirmishes still rage.

If you have one ounce of anger at what the fuck is going on in Wisconsin, support your local unions and support those hundred thousand and more protesters who are standing in the fucking freezing weather and those who are willing to go to jail while staying inside the capitol that the governor wants to be evacuated by the same police who are union members who said they won't do and actually slept inside in defiance of his orders.

Like someone complained earlier, it is starting to smell funky in there, the Capitol building, some folks have been in there for days now.

Someone else replied, that funky smell is the smell of Democracy.

Right fucking on.

Update ,

My comment to a comment,

Collective bargaining is exactly what it says it is, the many against a few.

People like me and you, joining together to strive together to make sure we can get a fair wage for a days work,have some sort of rules so we don't have to work in an environment full of poisons, have set hours that aren't subject to the whims of tyrannical employers and can contribute somewhat to a system that will guarantee a bit of security of self sustainability in the years after they can no longer work like a mule.
Public or private, that is all anyone in a union is asking for

These Boots Are Made For Walking

So Close and yet So Far


The 70-year-old was found slumped over his steering wheel about noon Sunday.
For the crowd that gathered and the few that had seen him before, it was tough to watch with many afraid they had watched him slowly starve to death.

In front of a fucking Walmart for fucks sake.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Lucky Me

I haz someone who actually tolerates me.

I have been watching the shit unfold in Wisconsin, good on ya, even the cops said enough..
Ya make my heart swell that there are still some folks that have a sense of decency.
Watched most of the Oscars, she had her picks, I just looked at the tits.

Had a couple thrust in my face and after that, who gives a fuck?

Nom Nom Nom, hold still fer a second?

Have a nice day, none of us are taking home some little Golden little statue, I just got my feet rubbed and I can't tell ya what a fucking awesome little bit of love that  is.
Back rubs are way cool, get your feet  rubbed and you will find someone who loves ya.

I do back rubs that make some fellers jealous, foot rubs will make you get naked.

Thanks honey.

Take my word for it, the fucking politics can kiss my ass until later.

We seem to have many, many movies to watch later.
Believe this, she has never seen  The Big Lebowski.

Thanks fer stopping by

Friday, February 25, 2011

Good Eats.

OK, I had to beg to get the ingredients for the sauce for this, but this is off the charts awesome good fucking grub!

We were watching The Food Channel a couple of weeks ago and some guy was telling how you can get two great steaks out of what they call a Seven Bone Roast and still have plenty left over to make a great soup.

True, I have cooked Seven Bone Roasts before and they have GREAT flavor.

Nasty made a stew one night, I made a vegetable beef soup the next , we mixed the two leftovers the next night and it was what she called, Sex Food, Orgasmic.

Now for the next level.

Get ya one of those Seven Bone Roasts, for as much meat and flavor that is in one of those, they are cheap.

Cut it in two unless you are trying to feed an entire clan.

Now, get ya a Nasty Girl and proceed to follow her directions.

Here it is, Introducing my Girlfriend in her very own first post;
Nasty Girl.

Take my word for it, I had to coersce her to give this up but it is sooooo, worth it.

Hey, it's me Nasty, Busted's better half. There really is no secret to this. It's just the seven bone roast rubbed with onion soup mix and put in the fridge to marinate and soak up all that lovely onion flavor. Then you just mix together a can or two of cream soup, whatever kind pumps your nads (I used cream of chicken) with a couple of packets of gravy mix any flavor (I used brown). Brown the roast in bacon grease a couple of minutes each side and put in a slow cooker along with the gravy and let it hang out in the fridge overnight. Slow cook the next day about four hour or until it is falling off the bone and Voila! You have tender, juicy, succulent meat with orgasmic flavor that you can serve however you want. Mashed potatoes as a side with a vegetable, or on a hoagie roll over a brat dipped in that awesome gravy. Yum! I'll let Busted finish the rest of this post. I need to go tend to my roast. Last night we had mashed potatoes and veggie. Tonight we are having it on a hoagie with some cottage cheese on the side. I hope you enjoy this as much as we do.

Me again. Let me tell ya,there wasn't a fucking thing left.
We had a couple of neighbor kids and their mom over and it was scarfed clean.

You can use this roast a lot of different ways but it is awesome however ya do it as long as ya prep it right first.

Thank you sweetie, and that is our Boy Scout moment of the week.


Colder Than A Well Diggers Ass At Midnight

I had to laugh, I was worried about the snow here at Nasty Girls place, I think we had an inch and a half,

Back home got slammed with six inches.

It is supposed to get down to four to nine fucking degrees here tomorrow though, nothing to look forward too.
Lucky me, She has hot flashes all the time, bet your ass where I am going to be, snuggled right up next to her.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Riding The Storm Out

Fucking weather. It's supposed to snow like a bitch around here in the next day or two, get down to 17 fucking degrees and then be all butterflies and honeysuckle.

I bailed out of the Weasel den, told my guy that has been living in a fucking shed and taking care of my cat to move his ass in so he doesn't freeze to fucking death, made sure there was propane, groceries, some beer and smokes and bailed the hell out to come see the sweetie and make sure everything is OK here.
 I drove through two snow squalls, a hail storm and sleet for twenty miles.

What ever is supposed to hit the Weasel Den should be three times as bad here.

I made her go to the store with me so we had enough to get by with for four days at a minimum.

Riding the storm out baby's.

Never Forget

Class Warfare, 1.0

Not to mention War crimes, Katrina , four hundred and fifty fucking criminal investigations into his administration, Karl Rove, Dick fucking Cheney, Rumsfield, Condoleeza Rice, Judith Miller and a whole host of fucking assholes.

Extraordinary renditions, torture, Guantanamo, the Patriot act, , illegal wire taps,"It's just a Goddamn piece of paper", Iraq, Afghanistan, weapons of mass destruction, Anthrax,  nine fucking BILLION dollars that disappeared, and they are still walking around free.

`Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

What Part Of The First Amendment Am I Missing Here?

.Two words for ya. FUCK YOU!

For the life of me, I cannot fucking understand how any one in this country has allowed this shit to go unchallenged. I had no idea it was allowed in the first place.

I have news for you fucking monkeys, where ever I happen to be standing is a Free Speech Zone and you can suck my fucking dick, arrest me, suck my fucking dick again and suck my fucking dick.
I will damn well speak my mind any fucking PLACE I want to, at any fucking TIME I want to.

What fucking part of the very first mother fucking amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America do you not mother fucking understand?
Let me be absolutely fucking clear here so you assholes  don't fucking misunderstand what was plainly written, made into law and that you are fucking breaking that law,

`Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Does that say anywhere that you can't speak out loud in front of the Lincoln Memorial?

Fuck no, it doesn't., the fucking Lincoln Memorial wasn't fucking built yet! Some fuckwad decided he had the authority to change that though;

Under the legal code, the steps on the Lincoln Memorial are considered a “restricted” area to any kind of demonstrative activity. Demonstrators can, however, apply for a permit to use the platform area further down the stairs and a vending license to sell goods or entertainment.

Kiss my fucking ass!

I will say this one more time so you ignorant fucks can understand it,
 I have the absolute right to speak my mind  on every square foot of this United States, any time, any where.

Fuck Reagan and his "Free Speech Zones" and Fuck any cocksucking corporate fucking whore on the Supreme Court who tries to bend the the words that are written on the Document that founded this nation.

Let us review,

`Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

What part of that do you not understand?

In Case There Was Any Doubt

The Fix Is In.

They don't even try to pretend anymore.

I Would Like To Introduce You To Someone

This is my Granddaughter, Anabelle.

She is a cute little thing and as you can imagine, at 5 years old, quite precocious as well.

She is just a little sweetie.
If you can spare the time, go vote for the guy's video, it is obvious he has some serious talent.

I'd vote for it even if it wasn't my little grandkid.

 Cute is cute and it is damn cute.

Kudos to Mr. J Lowe, a very well done video sir.

I am a baaaaaaad Grandpa, I need to go see the little darling here pretty quick, her Momma's Birthday is coming up. Beautiful woman and as sweet as apple pie.

I love her dearly and am very proud of her. She married one hell of a nice guy .
Hell, I am proud of all my kids,love all of them very much, they are all nice kids.
Good looking and polite, I must have done something right when I wasn't looking.

Good on yer Momma too, she had more to do with their up bringing than I did.

A tip of the hat to ya, Doris.

Do They Not Still Make Yardarms?

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Monday, February 21, 2011

School Is Open For You Right Wingers Who Hate Unions.

Ever really paid any attention to what Collective Bargaining is?

Do you work an eight hour day, get time and a half for working more than eight hours a day?

Do you get paid Holidays off?

Vacation time?
Sick days?

If you said yes to any one of these questions and proclaim to hate unions, you can take a giant suck out of my ass.
Ever heard of Prevailing Wage jobs?
That would be because of the Davis Bacon Act.


The Davis–Bacon Act of 1931 is a United States federal law which established the requirement for paying prevailing wages on public works projects. All federal government construction contracts, and most contracts for federally assisted construction over $2,000, must include provisions for paying workers on-site no less than the locally prevailing wages and benefits paid on similar projects.
The act is named after its sponsors, James J. Davis, a Senator from Pennsylvania and a former Secretary of Labor under three presidents, and Representative Robert L. Bacon of Long Island, New York. The Davis-Bacon act was passed by Congress and signed into law by President Herbert Hoover on March 3, 1931.[1]

Google it.

This Bullshit in Wisconsin is nothing more than Class warfare and they want you working peons to bend your knees and take whatever they want to give you for wages and give up all the benefits that our Forefathers fought and bled for, trying to make a fucking living in shit hole factories.

I have lived in a Union Household my entire life. I have walked picket lines in freezing rain and stopped to give a box of donuts to strikers doing the same damn thing.

If you think unions are bad for this country then I would ask you to go to work for minimum wage, with no benefits and kiss my motherfucking ass.

You have absolutely no fucking idea what Union people have fought and died for so you can have a three day weekend called Labor Day.

Choke on a hot dog you ignorant fuck.

For you of the Tea Bagger  persuasion, notice this crowd is in Wisconsin and it is really cold there this time of year. Notice also, some folks from New Jersey decided to stop by and offer their support.

By the way, that 365 billion dollar shortfall he keeps crying about is actually 165 million and if he wasn't such a fucking Republican cunt, he could raise the taxes by  0.05 % and have a surplus.

Class warfare babies.
This is what you get when you vote for any God Damn Republican these days. If you haven't been paying attention, they have already won the Class war and you are now collateral damage.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Really. Big. Tits.

TSA Source: Armed Agent Slips Past DFW Body Scanner

Updated 9:00 PM CST, Fri, Feb 18, 2011
An undercover TSA agent was able to get through security at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport with a handgun during testing of the enhanced-imaging body scanners, according to a high-ranking, inside source at the Transportation Security Administration.
The source said the undercover agent carried a pistol in her undergarments when she put the body scanners to the test. The officer successfully made it through the airport's body scanners every time she tried, the source said.

Feel any safer yet?

OK, raise your hands, how many of you were expecting a picture of a young lady with giant breastesessesses?


Oh, what the hell....

I loves me some lady parts.

Where In The Fuck Am I Today?

Holy shit, I actually woke up in my own bed for a change.

I haven't been here in the Weasel Den for more than twenty hours at a stretch in two fucking months.
Gotta get some propane, the cat is actualy glad to see me, I didn't get to bed until four fucking o'clock this morning and now I have to go watch the Daytona 500 with a bunch of my drunken friends.

I got to see my honey for a little bit last night, that was nice.

Hey,Busted's Bro?

Thank you bud.

I'll be back.

God damn, this computer is fucking pissing me off.

Slower than tar running down a telephone pole in August.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Still kicking

It's going to be a bit before I get up to speed.

The one thing I saw  made me proud as fuck, that stupid sonofabitch jackass motherfucker in Wisconsin just shit down his leg, made a bet his ass can't cover and woke up a whole lot of working people.
 When thirty thousand people come to protest some governor in the middle of winter?

Ya done fucked up pal.

Thirty thousand people coming out to protest in Wisconsin in the middle of winter would make a rock band jealous.

Good on ya folks.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Out of town, quite a ways out of town, as a matter of fact.

Go see what Just An Earthbound Misfit has to say,it's always worth a read.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Finally, We Meet Sarah Palins Speech Writer

Fun is fun, I certainly hope this lady is OK.

We already know there ain't no hope for Caribou Barbie.



I just got slammed.
Blind sided, jaw droppingly surprised and tickled pink to the point of a lobster tint.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce the marriage of two of the most awesome people, Driftglass and  Blue Gal.

I am just stunned!

I am also so happy for them !!

There will be a follow up to this when I finally get my jaw up off the floor.

The little shits spilled the beans on their weekly Pod cast.

Two of the most influential Left Wingers hooking up, watch out, this is going to be good for them and good for us.

My best to you both.

Cleaning House

I just went through the Blogroll and deleted over a dozen sites that either do not exist anymore or who have not posted in at least six months.
If you feel that your site has been unfairly deleted, give me a reason to put you back up in the comments.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Two Things To Say To Ya

Goddamn, I gots a good woman.

She has been unhappy with me all day because I had nightmares all night last night and kept her awake but she has risen beyond the call of duty.

Happy Valentines day .

Friday, February 11, 2011

Tell Yer Friends

There be some serious fucking talent here.

I love that guitar, that thing is fucking cool.
Have some more.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Watching A Government Being Toppled

Typical American Idiot I am, I kinda have  a short attention span, what can I say?

Earlier, I waited for good old boy Mubarak's speech, figuring he would finally see the hand writing on the wall and step down.
Needless to say, me, the CIA and the President , along with a few million Egyptians got a rude surprise.

The rumors are flying, I watched him and his asshole , former torture in chief for the US in the region and the current VP, something Soleimin, talk down their noses at the rabble rousers who have been demonstrating since January 25th and who have been striking en mass and shutting down their economy and he told them to STFU and go home and get their peon asses back to work got met with a resounding FUCK YOU.

If you ever wanted to see what SHTF is, keep an eye out to what is happening over there.

So far, the military has done a good job of staying on the sidelines and not opening up with tanks and machine guns, which BTW, are ours.

The last I saw, the crowds were throwing shoes at his images on the big screens, the ultimate insult and marching towards the National Television headquarters and the Presidential Palace.

Of course, Mubarak ain't that stupid, he is no where near that sonofabitch and neither is his (our) number two guy.

The real shit hitting the fan is going to be tomorrow.

That is when a whole buttload of pissed off Egyptians who have been straddling the fence decide they have had enough.
The key question is , and always will be, is what is the military going to do in response?

I saw the size of the crowds that were there already, I can reasonably expect that to surge by at least a third, as the people can get there.

One reporter from CNN who was there started interviewing some of the people near him and asked them what they thought of the speech and a couple of quotes struck me as quite the views of a people who are desiring a Democracy like we used to have before we became so complacent, fat, stupid and lazy.

“Death or freedom, we will have freedom”.
One protesters comment when asked his opinion.
“We just want him to leave in peace, no more blood shed”.

Pay attention to the next one, it just, might, sound a little familiar to someone over thirty years old.

” Give me liberty or give me death”.

That's right, that was one random Egyptian in the crowds reaction.

 Where have I heard that before?

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Kind Of Hard To Vote When You Are Dead

Dude, take my advice and quit listening to Cheney's fucking energy task force, those rotten sonsabitches at BP and anyone else who is trying to talk you into cutting off emergency funding for heating supplements.

The timing on this is so fucking tone deaf it boggles my fucking mind.

Not only has there been record cold, snow storms and freezing in the North, Texas, The Midwest and every where else, there is more coming!

You have got to be fucking kidding me!

For once, I am almost without words.

Do this at your own peril. When people start freezing to death in sizeable numbers, it is coming home to roost on your doorstep, fucking idiot.

One term President would be the best fucking thing to happen to you.


Under The Weather

I caught some kind of fucking head/chest cold the other day and it is just kicking my ass.

Do a quick mental rundown of all the symptoms in a typical Nyquil commercial and ya pretty much know how I feel, including a wicked sinus headache that won't go away.
As you can imagine, blogging isn't real high on the list of things I feel like doing right now.

See ya later.

Monday, February 07, 2011


One thing that really sucks about living on the Left Coast is that a lot of shit in the business world has already happened while I am still dreaming of nubiles with large breasts.
That and Presidential elections that get called before our fucking polls are even closed. That one pisses me off.

So, to my utter amazement, I see my friend Jill reporting this morning that AOL has purchased The Huffington Post empire for three hundred and some fucking million dollars and put Arianna herself in charge of a bunch of shit.

I really like Jill's take on this, go read some Brilliant At Breakfast for her take.

As for me, I read Huffpo every day, looking for the latest news on what is going on. My bitch with them is they don't update the fucker often enough.

As for AOL, I can't believe they are still in business.

Way back in the day, when I finally got a computer that could connect to the internet, it was through AOL.

I had so many fucking dealings with their idiots in tech support, I finally got pissed off and wrote their phone number in permanent ink across the top of my monitor.True story.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Thanks Christina

Stupid bitch just fucked up the National Anthem so bad, my girlfriend noticed, I noticed it and her sister texted her to say she did too, immediately.

Just show us your tits idiot.
We could use another National outcry over a nipple.It seems to keep some people busy for a LOOOOOONG damn time.

I don't know about anyone else but just sing the fucking song and leave that "interpretation" shit at home.
Beer run in 3, 2, 1,

I could give a shit who wins this Superbowl but FUCK the Steelers.

Kinda lets ya know who I am rooting for, the beer dude in the stands.

I Remember

My all time favorite Super Bowl commercial.

Clever. No mention of the specials at Wong Lee's Chinese restaurant all week.

Ronald Reagan's 100th Birthday

He's still dead.


Rotten motherfucker.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

I Am Remiss In My Duties

It is Blogroll Amnesty Weekend.
God rest his soul, Al had a wicked sense of humor and was a decent human being.
We can all thank our lucky stars him and Skippy hooked up.

This is the deal,
If youwant to be added to my Blogroll, just ask.Absolutely, DO NOT say that no one has less traffic than you.
I have had so many damn spammers asking in the last couple months, this is your chance.

For the rest of us, who have been so blessed, just link to five other blogs who don't have as many hits as you do,.

OK, down to the business,
This is actually harder than you think.
There are some damn nice folks out there.

Hey, I keep hearing that Bloggers are soooo past their expiration dates.

My word to you?
Fuck off.
There are a lot of neat people out there and I spend most of my time online surfing around and finding them.

I used to spend a  great deal of my time screaming into the void about the (insert profane words here) about our political environment.

Not this time.

Like them or not, here are my picks for this year.

Sci Fi Chick is a down home gal trying her best to get by and I can tell ya, I likes her.
Smooch girl.

Treesong is another sweetheart.
Normally she stays away from politics but this nice lady has been through more hard times in the last year than you can shake a stick at. Go back and read all the crap she has been through and thank your lucky stars she doesn't live next to ya.
She will put ya straight.
 Smooch to you honey.

OK, you want to meet a nice guy?

The Hermit is a sweet heart, I can't believe he doesn't have some wimmins beating his door down.

Patrice, on the other hand, is a hoot.
I might be a left wing zealot but I have an open mind and this lady just kicks my ass.

Good on ya sweetie.

I swear, this lady kicks my ass when it comes to traffic. but if you want to read some good writing, she is off the charts and I know damn good and well you who come here have never heard of her.

Seriously,Brigid  writes things that will yank your heart.

Bonus round, she has some killer recipes too.

Don't be hating on me for linking to you.

Lastly but not leastly, I get the biggest kick out of this retired gentleman who is living in a trailer and moving around when the weather gets too crappy.

Old fat Man Adventures, he just has toooooo much fun.

There are hundreds of blogs that I try to get around to reading when I can,  Blue Gal is all over what the hell is going on.

Jill,  My pals Fixer and Gordon, Fearguth, soo many more I read every day, who could forget Earth Bound Misfit and my buddy One Fly.

Let me not forget a couple of others, my pal Physioprof and my day would not be complete without a trip to see Driftglass.

Hey, we are all in this together and I could be here all night linking to folks I read.
The deal is, link to folks that have interesting things to say that no one knows are out there.

There are millions of us out there.

One last thing, Thank You Skippy, you are the man.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Busy Day

Been running around all damn day, put a couple hundred miles on the GF's car today.
An hour and a half one way, a half hour over here, stop, run around some more, an hour and a half back, watch some television and get back in the fucking car again and run around some more.


Got a couple movies, some tacos and a bottle, a few beers and it will be lights out. I will be nice and not say anything about one of the side trips, I will say, someone is going to sleep with a smile on their face tonight.

Maybe something to say tomorrow, as of now, good night.

\Oh yeah, I almost forgot, this weekend is Blog roll Amnesty Day. Go see Skippy, I will put up a post and more links tomorrow.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Off To Never Never Land

It's time for me to drag my sorry ass out of here and head back to the Weasel Den.

I imagine the fucking cat will be glad to see me, I will be bringing a new bag of cat food home.
Then to get propane, if the joint is still there.
I imagine the place is colder than a well diggers ass at midnite, been gone  a fucking week.

Nevermind, Someone just showed me some naughty parts and I forgot what the fuck I was talking about.

The cat will live another day, I made sure she had plenty of grub and at least two neighbors to let her in and out.
Speaking of in and out, ummm, talk to ya later.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

What's That Ya Say?

I swear, this cat sounds like it is talking, it is certainly pissed off too.

The lady talking sounds to be eastern European or possibly Russian but that cat is talking a universal language, quit fucking with me!

Fuckin' hilarious and the demon eyes just make it all that much better.

H/T Lolcats.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Off To Do Laundry

I would like to thank everyone who stopped by to wish me a happy birthday, that was nice of ya.

I had a fairly relaxed birthday, a bunch of company showed up out of the blue and my girl friends friend made hamburgers and such for every one, that was damn nice of her.

I am in full recuperation mode and am getting ready to head out with the honey and go do laundry and grocery shopping.

In the mean time, the shit is still hitting the fan in Egypt and even the King of Jordan has seen the writing on the wall and replaced his government in response to growing unrest over food prices.

Note that last bit, food prices, you are going to see more and more unrest over food prices.
That is because those same jerks who contributed to our current financial meltdown have decided to treat food the same way they do car sales.

Betting on this and that, buying futures up like candy and driving the final price of food up. Look around ya, the price of cotton is up over ninety fucking percent, one guy, ONE, bought up almost all of the cocoa futures. Bet money, little Ms.Swiss Miss, is going to have a sore ass here in the future.

Pay attention folks, things aren't just going to be ugly in the Middle east, here shortly, the mid west is going to chiming in  too.

I keep arguing trying to persuade my girl friend into getting some grub put away for a little buffer but she is a hard headed Norse women and says she has to go into town several times a week any way and has no place for storage.

I got your hard headed and raise ya by an Irishman......