Oh, I am SO fucking done with these motherfuckers.
In case nobody has noticed, these Bluedog assholes are trying to carve out a little power base of their own after the Dems getting a fucking overwhelming majority in the last Mass Circus Cycle.
You dirty fucking nut lickers.
What? Ya think you are going to be the Third party?
Some people think I just go after the Ignorant Racist, Old White Man Party, oh Hell no, they are all fair game.
There ain't no Two Party System, they are all the Big Dollar Party.
I just really dislike the racism and Dog Whistle bullshit politics that I can't seem to escape that comes out of the MSM and those who enable that shit.
Witness the current flap that won't go away over Obama's fucking birth certificate.
You stupid assholes. Can anyone, ever, get on a national ballot, ever, without documentation?
Can I seriously sit here and listen to every one of you ignorant fucks trying to tell me that any Goddamn candidate for the office of President in this country has not had only his fucking Birth Certificate certified but every Goddamn aspect and instance of his existence since his mother was born that you have not paid some little fucking GOP operative thousands of dollars to try and find some dirt on this guy and that is the best you can do? If you Political piranha's have nothing to eat except shit, then Shut The Fuck Up!
Maybe aligning yerselfs with the fucking Republicans is going to put you in the CatBird Seat?
Bad news for you assholes.
Trying to fuck us over on the Health Care reform is going to put a giant fucking target on yer back.
This is 2009, the age of the internet?
Y'all stupid fuckers are going to be exposed as to who in the Hell is giving you money.
That would be the Insurance lobbyists, what part of 72% of every day American citizens that want a Public Option and serious fucking reform to the Health Care System don't you fucking understand?
Apparently all of that.
Y'all gonna fuck around thinking it's business as usual and wake the fuck up with yer dick in yer hand after yer crazy boy/girl friend thought you was cheating on him/her,going to the Emergency Room to get it reattached, only to find out you ain't covered and they could give a fuck, you ain't been shot. Oh wait, y'all got some killer heath care we ain't subject to and couldn't fucking afford anyways.
I'm telling ya, Yer Pissing Me The Fuck Off.
What the Hell, you might even get to wait six fucking hours because there were some children in a major car wreck right the fuck in front of you and your Goddamn Dick is not that important to anyone.
It certainly ain't of concern to me, ya fucking bastards.
Maybe you are not getting my point, some of yer fucking arrogant Cant, Understand, Normal, Thinking, contemporaries have never had to wait for Triage in an Emergency Room while dripping blood all over the floor for two fucking hours.
I have, they didn't even ask if I had insurance, they didn't fucking care.
Fuck You sonsabitches.
I had to listen to little children screaming in agony and watch anxious mothers cry the whole time.
This is NOT a war zone,this is the United States of America and you selfish cock bites are munching on quail wings and caviar and telling 72% of the rest of us to suck it up and pay your cerebraly abscessed donors more than we ever have before.
The fucking insurance companies profits have gone up over fifty percent in the last seven years and I am being nice to those fuckers because we all know it is way the fuck over that.
Call me a Socialist, I fucking dare ya.
Trillions of so called dollars to bail out the most corrupt motherfuckers this Earth has ever seen and we can't afford to make a tummy ache go away for a little girl that was born two years ago without Bankrupting a mother who is working forty hours a fucking week?
Oh, FUCK YOU!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
One Oh Seven
No, that ain't a fucking call sign, that was the high temperature today.
More of the same tomorrow and on and on until Sunday.
As of twenty minutes ago, it was still a hunnerd motherfucking degrees in here.
The cats are outside, they have multiple sources of water and food and now I am going to finish melting into a little puddle.
Wait, Beer Me first, I drank over a gallon of Gatoraid type shit today, I can has beer now.
One more cold shower first, I am just fucking oozing sweat.
This in the Pacific NorthWest....
More of the same tomorrow and on and on until Sunday.
As of twenty minutes ago, it was still a hunnerd motherfucking degrees in here.
The cats are outside, they have multiple sources of water and food and now I am going to finish melting into a little puddle.
Wait, Beer Me first, I drank over a gallon of Gatoraid type shit today, I can has beer now.
One more cold shower first, I am just fucking oozing sweat.
This in the Pacific NorthWest....
Monday, July 27, 2009
It's Too Hot To Blog
Seriously.
It was a hundred and one in the shop this afternoon, it was a hundred and ten when I got home and opened the door to the blast furnace.
One of my stupid cats literally fell out onto the steps panting like a sonofabitch.
I finally corralled her and got her cooled off.
I gotta make sure they are out fucking side tomorrow, it is supposed to be a hundred andthree fucking seven and Wednesday is supposed to be a hundred and five. That will make this trailer into a goddamn blowtorch.
It is now nine o'clock, it is STILL ninety fucking seven degrees in here with both doors, all the windows I can get to wide open and the fans going full blast.
I have been dunking myself in the shower which works for about ten seconds.
Fuck, my balls are sweating just sitting here, which ain't pretty, it's my bald fucking head that is pouring and blinding my ass.
The damn A/C works for about three minutes and blows the circuit breaker so I gave up on that sonofabitch.
I got shit for sleep last night, I might as well forget sleep.
Sweet, sweet unconsciousness is going to be my only relief.
Don't expect to hear much outta me until this heat wave subsides, I am going to find a bar with A/C that works and stay there until they drag me kicking and screaming out the fucking door at closing time.
It was a hundred and one in the shop this afternoon, it was a hundred and ten when I got home and opened the door to the blast furnace.
One of my stupid cats literally fell out onto the steps panting like a sonofabitch.
I finally corralled her and got her cooled off.
I gotta make sure they are out fucking side tomorrow, it is supposed to be a hundred and
It is now nine o'clock, it is STILL ninety fucking seven degrees in here with both doors, all the windows I can get to wide open and the fans going full blast.
I have been dunking myself in the shower which works for about ten seconds.
Fuck, my balls are sweating just sitting here, which ain't pretty, it's my bald fucking head that is pouring and blinding my ass.
The damn A/C works for about three minutes and blows the circuit breaker so I gave up on that sonofabitch.
I got shit for sleep last night, I might as well forget sleep.
Sweet, sweet unconsciousness is going to be my only relief.
Don't expect to hear much outta me until this heat wave subsides, I am going to find a bar with A/C that works and stay there until they drag me kicking and screaming out the fucking door at closing time.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Send In The Troops!
Ya know damn good and well Cheney wanted to send in the troops on American soil, cocksucker.
John Yoo must have been busy polishing his knob that day.
What a very large group of fucking pussies, Jesus Christ.
Why are these fuckers not in jail? Why? Someone please explain to me why every fucking one of these dirty sonsabitches ain't in jail right fucking now!
Holy shit, I have seen and heard enough to convict these bastards of treason several times over and the mother fuckers have only been out of office seven months!
They violated Posse Comitatus eventually anyway, we now have troops on the ground for the express reason of "Domestic Security".
Yeah, I am sleeping better at night, maybe not, seeings as it is four O'clock in the fucking morning.
I did notice Obama didn't recall that force, I think I saw something about it being increased, actually.
Yeah, about that Freedom thing..... We need to have a little chat.
Update,
I found a VERY informative article regarding the actual status of Posse Comitatus titled "The Myth Of Posse Comitatus".
It's a must read. Very well done.
John Yoo must have been busy polishing his knob that day.
What a very large group of fucking pussies, Jesus Christ.
Why are these fuckers not in jail? Why? Someone please explain to me why every fucking one of these dirty sonsabitches ain't in jail right fucking now!
Holy shit, I have seen and heard enough to convict these bastards of treason several times over and the mother fuckers have only been out of office seven months!
They violated Posse Comitatus eventually anyway, we now have troops on the ground for the express reason of "Domestic Security".
Yeah, I am sleeping better at night, maybe not, seeings as it is four O'clock in the fucking morning.
I did notice Obama didn't recall that force, I think I saw something about it being increased, actually.
Yeah, about that Freedom thing..... We need to have a little chat.
Update,
I found a VERY informative article regarding the actual status of Posse Comitatus titled "The Myth Of Posse Comitatus".
It's a must read. Very well done.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Double Score!
I don't know what the cycle is but I am very thankful.
I seem to be following Treesong in my good fortunes lately.
Good for her and her sweetie.
I got a double dose of goodness tonight after I finally got home to the little varmints.
If you are a regular, you might recall me bitching about the unofficial Home Owners Association mother fuckers who were making my life miserable lately, bitching about crap like my garbage wasn't in teh Glad Bags and my "Yard" and just generally being whiny assed bitches with nothing better to do.
Fuck me.
Anyways, I dropped off the neighbor in between us from work and kind of went, WTF is going on over there?
They are moving.
Even better, the jerk is moving a forty gallon propane tank with my handcart, which I could care less about, that is what they are for, just bring it back when yer done.
I asked him what was up and he told me that they had bought a Park Model down the street for 2500 bucks and he was moving the propane tank he just had filled but didn't need anymore.
I asked him what he wanted for it and he said Fifty bucks.
I offered him Thirty, he accepted, I gave him Twenty that I just won in a Poker Game and will give him the other ten tomorrow.
Double, maybe Triple score, they are moving to torture someone else, I got a forty gallon propane tank that is full for thirty bucks, I get to keep the tank.
Th garden is starting to really take off, I wasn't going to pay $3.95 for a hundred feet feet of string for the beans and the peas from the local rip off ACE Hardware, I got 275 feet for $2.75 while at work getting four fucking screws for something else.
In the mean time, where I live is about to come unnuted with crazy MotoCross fans,the cops are even going to shut down the little intersection I get off at to get home to keep traffic from getting out of hand. It takes eight hours for all these people to get the fuck out of here down a two lane river road onto a two lane highway. Something like Twenty Thousand fucking rigs as big as tractor trailers, motor homes and little SUV's full of idiots wanting to pass everyone.
Oh Yeah, lot's of Rice Rockets too.
Hell, I grew up with that shit, my Dad used to race a 250 Yammer Hammer back in the 70's.
The track is back in the sticks and is one of THE premier dirt tracks in the U.S. .
You won't catch me within ten miles of that joint.
It is supposed to get over a hundred degrees here this weekend.
Have a nice day, they won't let ya bring in beer anymore, Fuck That.
I seem to be following Treesong in my good fortunes lately.
Good for her and her sweetie.
I got a double dose of goodness tonight after I finally got home to the little varmints.
If you are a regular, you might recall me bitching about the unofficial Home Owners Association mother fuckers who were making my life miserable lately, bitching about crap like my garbage wasn't in teh Glad Bags and my "Yard" and just generally being whiny assed bitches with nothing better to do.
Fuck me.
Anyways, I dropped off the neighbor in between us from work and kind of went, WTF is going on over there?
They are moving.
Even better, the jerk is moving a forty gallon propane tank with my handcart, which I could care less about, that is what they are for, just bring it back when yer done.
I asked him what was up and he told me that they had bought a Park Model down the street for 2500 bucks and he was moving the propane tank he just had filled but didn't need anymore.
I asked him what he wanted for it and he said Fifty bucks.
I offered him Thirty, he accepted, I gave him Twenty that I just won in a Poker Game and will give him the other ten tomorrow.
Double, maybe Triple score, they are moving to torture someone else, I got a forty gallon propane tank that is full for thirty bucks, I get to keep the tank.
Th garden is starting to really take off, I wasn't going to pay $3.95 for a hundred feet feet of string for the beans and the peas from the local rip off ACE Hardware, I got 275 feet for $2.75 while at work getting four fucking screws for something else.
In the mean time, where I live is about to come unnuted with crazy MotoCross fans,the cops are even going to shut down the little intersection I get off at to get home to keep traffic from getting out of hand. It takes eight hours for all these people to get the fuck out of here down a two lane river road onto a two lane highway. Something like Twenty Thousand fucking rigs as big as tractor trailers, motor homes and little SUV's full of idiots wanting to pass everyone.
Oh Yeah, lot's of Rice Rockets too.
Hell, I grew up with that shit, my Dad used to race a 250 Yammer Hammer back in the 70's.
The track is back in the sticks and is one of THE premier dirt tracks in the U.S. .
You won't catch me within ten miles of that joint.
It is supposed to get over a hundred degrees here this weekend.
Have a nice day, they won't let ya bring in beer anymore, Fuck That.
Thanks Mike!
Wow....just, wow!
I swung by here yesterday and was checking in and notice something whacko with the Stat counter numbers.
So, I click on the thing and my freaking jaw hits the desk.
It seems Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars linked to me in his Mikes Blog Round Up column that he does and I went from the average of anywhere between a hundred and fifty-Two hundred hits to Twenty Five Hundred hits in one day!
Yikes!
Thanks dude!
I mean, this is a tiny little blog and those numbers are crazy!
Hell, I was flat out shocked.
Anyway, I just want to thank everyone who stopped by , that was pretty humbling.
I swung by here yesterday and was checking in and notice something whacko with the Stat counter numbers.
So, I click on the thing and my freaking jaw hits the desk.
It seems Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars linked to me in his Mikes Blog Round Up column that he does and I went from the average of anywhere between a hundred and fifty-Two hundred hits to Twenty Five Hundred hits in one day!
Yikes!
Thanks dude!
I mean, this is a tiny little blog and those numbers are crazy!
Hell, I was flat out shocked.
Anyway, I just want to thank everyone who stopped by , that was pretty humbling.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Now Find Cheney
This is fucking priceless.
Part one.
Part two.
Part three.
It's kind of anti climactic but you can damn well know Ivan heard about it from his fucking neighbor.
LMAO.
Dick.
Of course, it's Farking news and Thank You Zug.
Update,
Welcome to all the folks coming over from Crooks and Liars!
Part one.
Part two.
Part three.
It's kind of anti climactic but you can damn well know Ivan heard about it from his fucking neighbor.
LMAO.
Dick.
Of course, it's Farking news and Thank You Zug.
Update,
Welcome to all the folks coming over from Crooks and Liars!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Taking A Break
Just a little time out, be aware that these fucking assholes from the Retardlican Party who are trying to derail health care just for bragging rights are not going unnoticed.
Dirty fucking sonsabitches.
I also bagged my first squash and some pickle sized cucumbers.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with a small squash?
Update;
As Mayberry pointed out, the Blue Dogs are also very much to blame here, wouldn't want to leave those pricks out either.
Dirty fucking sonsabitches.
I also bagged my first squash and some pickle sized cucumbers.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with a small squash?
Update;
As Mayberry pointed out, the Blue Dogs are also very much to blame here, wouldn't want to leave those pricks out either.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Grandpa's Dead
I took great pride in the fact he spoke out against the Bush administrations policies and I will always remember his narrative of the moon landing and the Viet Nam war.
The Most Trusted Man In America Is Gone.
God Speed Mr. Cronkite, I hope you trained someone.
The Most Trusted Man In America Is Gone.
God Speed Mr. Cronkite, I hope you trained someone.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Finally, A Country Song I Can Relate To!
Pretty much sums up my feelings perfectly.
H/T, My brother Chris.
H/T, My brother Chris.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Damn,Stand On It!
Meh, I could go on and on about the complete idiocy of the Sotemeyer hearings with the Retardlicans pulling the same old tired bullshit out of their bag of tricks but no, Fuck Them, they are pedal to the metal, hundred miles an hour , screaming towards the cliff and oblivion all by their fucking selves.
You go boys!
Fucking racist, backwards mother fuckers have absolutely no clue .
From what I have seen, this is a great big game of Grab Ass, Gotcha if you will.
I would be fucking embarrassed to be seen in a historical light acting like these childish motherfuckers.
This ain't the Third Grade boys.
Who keeps voting these socially retarded fucking bastards back in term after term?
I wouldn't even let assholes like Lindsey Graham, Jon Kyl and any other dick head like that to come on my property!
Inhofe would be a fucking hood ornament if I ever got so lucky.
The tank is empty,the cliff approaches and I am going to sit back and watch Thelma and Louise and the entire Republican party go sailing off into the wild blue yonder knowing that they share the same fate as Wyle E Coyote, with a cold fucking beer in my hand and a shit eating grin on my face.
I couldn't wish for a happier ending.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Two Condiment Dip Recipes Not For The Weak.
A half of a cup of Horseradish,a half cup of salsa according to your tolerance for heat and a dash or two of yer favorite Louisiana Hot Sauce. To tame it down just a bit, add a table spoon of Mayo.
This is an awesome dip , especially for Sea Foods like Shrimp or Salmon.
This next one takes a bit of tolerance for color and texture but it is an awesome chip dip, it's just ugly to look at.
Half and half, Salsa,again, according to your heat preference, Cottage Cheese and a whole Avacado, mixed together well and served chilled, don't forget a couple of shots of Louisiana Hotsauce.
It ain't purty but once ya get a taste of it, it will disappear fast.Corn chips seem to work well with this, ya want something that scoops up a bunch at one time.
Of course, you can add whatever ya like to these, these are basic recipe's but I love both of 'em!
Hint, diced onion, black olives, etc, etc.
This is an awesome dip , especially for Sea Foods like Shrimp or Salmon.
This next one takes a bit of tolerance for color and texture but it is an awesome chip dip, it's just ugly to look at.
Half and half, Salsa,again, according to your heat preference, Cottage Cheese and a whole Avacado, mixed together well and served chilled, don't forget a couple of shots of Louisiana Hotsauce.
It ain't purty but once ya get a taste of it, it will disappear fast.Corn chips seem to work well with this, ya want something that scoops up a bunch at one time.
Of course, you can add whatever ya like to these, these are basic recipe's but I love both of 'em!
Hint, diced onion, black olives, etc, etc.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Gawker Can Suck My Ass,GASP! Marcy Wheeler Said BlowJob On TV!
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Happy Blogiversary To My Blog Father, Skippy!
Seven years the man has been at it, that is like, from the Mesozoic Age in Blog years!
Congratulations Skippy The Bush Kangaroo!
Skippy is without question, one of the nicest people you would ever want to meet and his Blogroll is testament to that.
He was the first big name Blogger to link my little rant hole and if you take some time and go check out his Blogroll, I ain't the only one who can say that, it is chock full of little peepers like me.
Thanks Skippy!
Seven freaking years.... WOW!
You GO bud!
Congratulations Skippy The Bush Kangaroo!
Skippy is without question, one of the nicest people you would ever want to meet and his Blogroll is testament to that.
He was the first big name Blogger to link my little rant hole and if you take some time and go check out his Blogroll, I ain't the only one who can say that, it is chock full of little peepers like me.
Thanks Skippy!
Seven freaking years.... WOW!
You GO bud!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Take A Break
It's not always Gonzo around here.
Please take a minute and enjoy a little noticed Pink Floyd gem.
Just fer shits and grins, a shout out to The Earth Bound Misfit, I hope you are having a good time .
Speaking of Shits and Grins, if you are still around, here is a bit of trivia I bet ya didn't know, the lead guitar portion of One Of These Days, a huge Pink Floyd hit from back in the day, was played by David Gilmour on an electric slide guitar.
The guy is amazing.
RIP Richard Wright.
Please take a minute and enjoy a little noticed Pink Floyd gem.
Just fer shits and grins, a shout out to The Earth Bound Misfit, I hope you are having a good time .
Speaking of Shits and Grins, if you are still around, here is a bit of trivia I bet ya didn't know, the lead guitar portion of One Of These Days, a huge Pink Floyd hit from back in the day, was played by David Gilmour on an electric slide guitar.
The guy is amazing.
RIP Richard Wright.
The Fact That Dick Cheney Is Not In Jail Right Now Is A Tragedy
The Rule Of Law my fucking ass.
Where do I start?
Cheney is without a doubt, the most corrupt motherfucker that this country has ever had the misfortune to elect into the second highest office in the land.
My mind is flat fucking boggled trying to find a reason this treasonous fucking prick is not sitting in a jail cell right this fucking second.
Jesus Christ on a Slip-N- Slide.
He managed to slink away from a certain treason conviction for outing Valerie Plame, that pisses me clear the fuck off, the fucking bastard has stacked hundreds of his little minions all through our government to this day that fuck us over and now we see that he directed the CIA to lie to our Congress trying to hide a very shady little pet project.
I started this Blog because I was incensed at the shit Bush and his little butt buddies were up to and Cheney has always been Number One on my list of traitorous motherfuckers.
In my heart, I knew they were breaking every damn covenant that this country ever stood for and I was absolutely right.
Now I am incensed that the Obama administration will not hold these fuckers accountable.
That is Bullshit.
Apparently the Rule of Law only counts if you make less than a million bucks a year, then ya can do what ever the fuck ya want.
Horse. Fucking. Shit.
Cheney has been shown without a doubt to have subverted the Constitution, several fucking times.
If ya don't have the fucking balls to prosecute the old bastard, unplug him and let him die in his sleep.He is a danger to this countries safety, even though his claims of killing anyone who isn't a Republican donor seems to be Gospel to the Right Wing Tards.
Yeah, Fuck You Dude.
History has shown me, the farther out they are in time from their time in office, the more nasty shit gets to see the light of day. Hell, we are still finding out about shit from Nixon. I can't fucking wait to see what these bastards were up to behind our backs.
How much more is it going to take to prosecute this fucking guy?
Where do I start?
Cheney is without a doubt, the most corrupt motherfucker that this country has ever had the misfortune to elect into the second highest office in the land.
My mind is flat fucking boggled trying to find a reason this treasonous fucking prick is not sitting in a jail cell right this fucking second.
Jesus Christ on a Slip-N- Slide.
He managed to slink away from a certain treason conviction for outing Valerie Plame, that pisses me clear the fuck off, the fucking bastard has stacked hundreds of his little minions all through our government to this day that fuck us over and now we see that he directed the CIA to lie to our Congress trying to hide a very shady little pet project.
I started this Blog because I was incensed at the shit Bush and his little butt buddies were up to and Cheney has always been Number One on my list of traitorous motherfuckers.
In my heart, I knew they were breaking every damn covenant that this country ever stood for and I was absolutely right.
Now I am incensed that the Obama administration will not hold these fuckers accountable.
That is Bullshit.
Apparently the Rule of Law only counts if you make less than a million bucks a year, then ya can do what ever the fuck ya want.
Horse. Fucking. Shit.
Cheney has been shown without a doubt to have subverted the Constitution, several fucking times.
If ya don't have the fucking balls to prosecute the old bastard, unplug him and let him die in his sleep.He is a danger to this countries safety, even though his claims of killing anyone who isn't a Republican donor seems to be Gospel to the Right Wing Tards.
Yeah, Fuck You Dude.
History has shown me, the farther out they are in time from their time in office, the more nasty shit gets to see the light of day. Hell, we are still finding out about shit from Nixon. I can't fucking wait to see what these bastards were up to behind our backs.
How much more is it going to take to prosecute this fucking guy?
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Doctor, Doctor, Please
I went and got the stitches yanked out of the back of my neck today.
No muss, no fuss.
The Old Hippy Doc told me that my body wasn't liking them and was trying to grow over them.
Figures.
Nice to know that even at my age I still heal fairly fast, lotsa practice, I guess.
Anyway, the cyst he dug out of my neck wasn't anything to get real excited about, a cyst had formed around a hair follicle, got to be about as big as a pea.
Another nice thing to know. Now to see the fucking bill, this oughtta be good.
So anyways, enjoy one of my favorite tunes from back in the day, Doctor, Doctor, by UFO.
I literally wore this double album out twice.
Because my blood pressure was way down today compared to the last time I went and seen the guy, here is another good one from the same album.
Thanks fer stopping by.
No muss, no fuss.
The Old Hippy Doc told me that my body wasn't liking them and was trying to grow over them.
Figures.
Nice to know that even at my age I still heal fairly fast, lotsa practice, I guess.
Anyway, the cyst he dug out of my neck wasn't anything to get real excited about, a cyst had formed around a hair follicle, got to be about as big as a pea.
Another nice thing to know. Now to see the fucking bill, this oughtta be good.
So anyways, enjoy one of my favorite tunes from back in the day, Doctor, Doctor, by UFO.
I literally wore this double album out twice.
Because my blood pressure was way down today compared to the last time I went and seen the guy, here is another good one from the same album.
Thanks fer stopping by.
Monday, July 06, 2009
Spew Alert
I'm serious, beer squirted out of my nose when I saw this;
I am still shaking my head in amazement.
H/T FailBlog.
I am still shaking my head in amazement.
H/T FailBlog.
Playing In The Dirt
My buddy gave me some corn plants he culled so I was out making room for them yesterday.
I went up to his place to get them and gave him some advice on how to thin his plants, he was complaining about his onions and radishes not doing so well.
Dude, they can't be right next to each other in a big bunch.
He thinned them out and now wants to replant them.
He has time for the radishes, I don't know about the onions.
Speaking of onions, my white ones are doing great but the red ones I put in at the same time aren't doing worth a shit, weird.
I found a cucumber I didn't know was there, snagged a yellow wax pepper to go with dinner and made a huge mistake by putting in pole beans instead of bush beans.
Live and learn.
I went up to his place to get them and gave him some advice on how to thin his plants, he was complaining about his onions and radishes not doing so well.
Dude, they can't be right next to each other in a big bunch.
He thinned them out and now wants to replant them.
He has time for the radishes, I don't know about the onions.
Speaking of onions, my white ones are doing great but the red ones I put in at the same time aren't doing worth a shit, weird.
I found a cucumber I didn't know was there, snagged a yellow wax pepper to go with dinner and made a huge mistake by putting in pole beans instead of bush beans.
Live and learn.
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Independence Day My Ass
We are supposedly celebrating our demand to be free of tyranny today, tyranny from a king in a foreign land.
We should be pointing out that we have a new form of tyranny that is so pervasive that it can read your emails and listen to your phone calls.
My fellow Americans, why should I be afraid that I might be tazered to death because of a common traffic stop?
Because it happens.
Over two hundred people were tazered to death last year.
Why should I have to take my shoes off in an airport and not on a train that carries the same amount of passengers?
Because the TSA is full of fucking ignorant mini tyrants who have the power to yank you out of the boarding line because they don't like the way you look and strip search you, complete with a body cavity search.
The banking industry is absolutely out of control, the government decided to throw the sum of several countries Gross Domestic Product at them to keep them solvent, against 90% of the public saying no, don't do that.
90%.
They did it anyway.
There is no accountability in government anymore, they do whatever the fuck they want and to hell with you ignorant voting kind of people.
They fix the elections, the Supreme Court is a fucking joke anymore and here we are, on July Fourth, Two Thousand and Nine, as bass ackwards as we were forty fucking years ago, except now they have the means to really, truly put the screws to you if you open your mouth in protest of what is basically the plundering of our nations wealth and prosperity.
The treasury is empty, the barn is on fire, the horses are gone and we get to listen to idiotic drivel from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.
Does anyone who actually listen to these fucking blowhards think for one second they have any kind of positive input into our system?
Does Rush Limbaugh have any advice to you that will help put food on your table?
O'Reilly?
How about Ann Coulter, surely she has a recipe for parboiled sewer rat?
No, these people have nothing to offer that could possibly help you to take care of yourself or your family, only incindiary political partisan bullshit and not a fucking thing that adds to our national discourse.
Things are not all peaches and cream in the land of milk and honey, things are bad.
The economy is fucked, we are fucked and real quickly, the food supply in this country is going to be fucked because they break the damn laws that were passed to insure there was enough food stockpiled to keep a famine at bay.
Try to look for folks who have no hidden agenda, people that want the best for humanity.
They are out there, keep looking.
I know I am hardly one to talk when it comes to partisan politics but I had enough of the Bullshit coming out of the conservative side of the aisle years ago and decided I wasn't taking that shit anymore. Fuck those assholes, I don't care for authoritarian morons with class warfare agendas.
As many assaults on my so called guaranteed Constitutional Rights as I have seen in the past thirty years, I called Bullshit, I am still calling Bullshit and I am going to CONTINUE to call Bullshit.
You can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, motherfuckers.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Have a Happy Fourth and don't forget your duties as a citizen of this country.
Your rights to free speech and freedom from tyranny must be guarded constantly.
We should be pointing out that we have a new form of tyranny that is so pervasive that it can read your emails and listen to your phone calls.
My fellow Americans, why should I be afraid that I might be tazered to death because of a common traffic stop?
Because it happens.
Over two hundred people were tazered to death last year.
Why should I have to take my shoes off in an airport and not on a train that carries the same amount of passengers?
Because the TSA is full of fucking ignorant mini tyrants who have the power to yank you out of the boarding line because they don't like the way you look and strip search you, complete with a body cavity search.
The banking industry is absolutely out of control, the government decided to throw the sum of several countries Gross Domestic Product at them to keep them solvent, against 90% of the public saying no, don't do that.
90%.
They did it anyway.
There is no accountability in government anymore, they do whatever the fuck they want and to hell with you ignorant voting kind of people.
They fix the elections, the Supreme Court is a fucking joke anymore and here we are, on July Fourth, Two Thousand and Nine, as bass ackwards as we were forty fucking years ago, except now they have the means to really, truly put the screws to you if you open your mouth in protest of what is basically the plundering of our nations wealth and prosperity.
The treasury is empty, the barn is on fire, the horses are gone and we get to listen to idiotic drivel from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.
Does anyone who actually listen to these fucking blowhards think for one second they have any kind of positive input into our system?
Does Rush Limbaugh have any advice to you that will help put food on your table?
O'Reilly?
How about Ann Coulter, surely she has a recipe for parboiled sewer rat?
No, these people have nothing to offer that could possibly help you to take care of yourself or your family, only incindiary political partisan bullshit and not a fucking thing that adds to our national discourse.
Things are not all peaches and cream in the land of milk and honey, things are bad.
The economy is fucked, we are fucked and real quickly, the food supply in this country is going to be fucked because they break the damn laws that were passed to insure there was enough food stockpiled to keep a famine at bay.
Try to look for folks who have no hidden agenda, people that want the best for humanity.
They are out there, keep looking.
I know I am hardly one to talk when it comes to partisan politics but I had enough of the Bullshit coming out of the conservative side of the aisle years ago and decided I wasn't taking that shit anymore. Fuck those assholes, I don't care for authoritarian morons with class warfare agendas.
As many assaults on my so called guaranteed Constitutional Rights as I have seen in the past thirty years, I called Bullshit, I am still calling Bullshit and I am going to CONTINUE to call Bullshit.
You can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, motherfuckers.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Have a Happy Fourth and don't forget your duties as a citizen of this country.
Your rights to free speech and freedom from tyranny must be guarded constantly.
Friday, July 03, 2009
Another One Bites The Dust And It Is A Big One
I have no idea what I did to get so lucky but I ain't asking.
A buddy of mine called and asked me if I had heard the news about my favorite Republican governor resigning.
I said no, I have been out and about all day.
I asked if it was The Governator, he said no, yer other favorite Republican governor.
I told him there must be a major scandal about to break and hung up.
Low and behold, the Thrilla from Wasilla,
is reportedly going to announce her resignation as Governess of Alaska.
Someone suggested that this might play out as a way for Little Jebbie to run as the frontman in the next presidential election.
After picking myself up off the floor after a spasmatic bout of laughter, I suggested that he bring it on.
Day after day, we see the results of the Republican/ Neocon/ conservative raping of our country.
I take no great pleasure in seeing these people being exposed,
wait, I'm lying.
Fucking bastards should have been in jail six years ago and Sarah Fucking Palin is just behind the curve.
What the fuck?
Time wounds all heels.
Either way, good fucking riddance bitch, ya fucked around and finally got caught.
Damn well know, she is corrupt as all get out, I have seen the myriad links to people sounding the alarm.
Someone finally looked.
Bye Bye Caribou Barbie.
Thanks for saving me the torture of you trying to run for the highest office in the land.
By the way, Fuck You idiots who supported her in her last run,
and I do mean idiots.
Can I just throw in a hearty Fuck You to that other idiot, Joe the fucking Moron?
Sure I can, it's my fucking Blog.
A buddy of mine called and asked me if I had heard the news about my favorite Republican governor resigning.
I said no, I have been out and about all day.
I asked if it was The Governator, he said no, yer other favorite Republican governor.
I told him there must be a major scandal about to break and hung up.
Low and behold, the Thrilla from Wasilla,
is reportedly going to announce her resignation as Governess of Alaska.
Someone suggested that this might play out as a way for Little Jebbie to run as the frontman in the next presidential election.
After picking myself up off the floor after a spasmatic bout of laughter, I suggested that he bring it on.
Day after day, we see the results of the Republican/ Neocon/ conservative raping of our country.
I take no great pleasure in seeing these people being exposed,
wait, I'm lying.
Fucking bastards should have been in jail six years ago and Sarah Fucking Palin is just behind the curve.
What the fuck?
Time wounds all heels.
Either way, good fucking riddance bitch, ya fucked around and finally got caught.
Damn well know, she is corrupt as all get out, I have seen the myriad links to people sounding the alarm.
Someone finally looked.
Bye Bye Caribou Barbie.
Thanks for saving me the torture of you trying to run for the highest office in the land.
By the way, Fuck You idiots who supported her in her last run,
and I do mean idiots.
Can I just throw in a hearty Fuck You to that other idiot, Joe the fucking Moron?
Sure I can, it's my fucking Blog.
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Tits And Fireworks Are As American As Apple Pie And Tits.
Why yes, I would like a box of Glow worms.
Tight assed motherfuckers are bitching because some brilliant enterpreneuor decided that tits sell everything else, why not fireworks?
Fer Chrissakes, get a life.
They even haz bikini's on.
Why yes. I would like the one on the bottom shelf,
Get a fucking life you whiny ass Terrorist Sympathizers.
"“We have lots of young families with young children who are walking past that every day to go to the park,” said Claeys, who has three children under 16. “I just don’t think it’s appropriate by a grade school or a park. It’s just tacky.”"
Three kids, under sixteen, every one of 'em bottle fed?
Never seen a girl in a Bikini?
Sure ya have.
OK, some are better than others,and I am an Ornery Bastard.
No chocolate and cinnamon around here.
What the hell, my sparkler has a short fuse anymore.
Washington State has some pockets of serious Republican retards and I stay the Hell away from them.
Give me a fucking break, it is in the 90's around here, somebody is going to make money selling fireworks.
A Hottie in a skimpy Bikini selling Fireworks?
Sold, get the fuck outta my way kid.Go ask yer Ma how ya got here in the first place and call Bullshit if she starts out with the Birds and the Bees,I have seen them in action and they don't have tits, tell her to explain that one.
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FaceBook Can Still Lick My Ass
Motherfuckers.
They say they are going to give users a choice of what they want certain people to see.
Great.
Now then, they are going to give that choice to forty thousand users, then later, maybe eighty but no word on when EVERY fucking Facebook user will be able to selectively decide who sees what.
Ya Know what?
Kiss My Fucking Ass.
The fucking government and local police departments troll Facebook and MySpace like a trout fisherman with a vengeance and I see almost daily where some stupid fuck posts something that gets them arrested for being Stupid Online.
What I REALLY WANT TO KNOW, is when the fuckers that run Facebook will put up a button that says DELETE MY MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT!
Whatta ya know, they finally got around to that.
They can still kiss my ass.
Fuckers, as they say, the Internet is forever.
Two weeks of me not logging in?!, Gone forever?
LMAO Bitches, see ya.
They say they are going to give users a choice of what they want certain people to see.
Great.
Now then, they are going to give that choice to forty thousand users, then later, maybe eighty but no word on when EVERY fucking Facebook user will be able to selectively decide who sees what.
Ya Know what?
Kiss My Fucking Ass.
The fucking government and local police departments troll Facebook and MySpace like a trout fisherman with a vengeance and I see almost daily where some stupid fuck posts something that gets them arrested for being Stupid Online.
What I REALLY WANT TO KNOW, is when the fuckers that run Facebook will put up a button that says DELETE MY MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT!
Whatta ya know, they finally got around to that.
They can still kiss my ass.
Fuckers, as they say, the Internet is forever.
Two weeks of me not logging in?!, Gone forever?
LMAO Bitches, see ya.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Ye Gads!
I'm outta beer, this will not do.
I have been outside in the heat, using the weed whacker that I finally got running, trimming thePrimordial Jungle weeds in the back yard for an hour.
Screw dis, I'm on a beer run.
I have been outside in the heat, using the weed whacker that I finally got running, trimming the
Screw dis, I'm on a beer run.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
An Open Letter To Karl Rove
Shut The Fuck Up, you lying, mendacious, douchebag.
The fact that you are not in jail pisses me off, Every. Fucking. Day.
Thank you.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.
Picture A Large Pink Grapefruit
Then picture some eyebrows on it and a pair of Granny glasses.
That is what was staring at me in the mirror this morning.
I didn't think I was outside that long yesterday but I sure as hell got a major sunburn on my bald little head.
That will learn me to wear my fucking hat like I normally do.
People I have known for years didn't recognize me without one.
Ouch!
That is what was staring at me in the mirror this morning.
I didn't think I was outside that long yesterday but I sure as hell got a major sunburn on my bald little head.
That will learn me to wear my fucking hat like I normally do.
People I have known for years didn't recognize me without one.
Ouch!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
My Neighbors Cat
This is my neighbors cat, I get the biggest kick out of this little joker.
They think he got hit by a car when he was little and it messed up his equilibrium.
The poor little guy has absolutely no sense of balance , which results in some pretty hilarious moments.
He is the friendliest little bugger and has absolutely no fear. I sure do get a kick out of his attitude. He even comes over and manages to crawl up the steps and comes inside to visit, one time he did that while I was out in the garden and I woke up at 5 O'clock in the morning to tremendous crash because his owner was frantically calling him and the little dude had crawled up on a pile of crap on the couch and spent the night without me knowing it!
By the way, that chicken shit cat he chased off laying there in the driveway?
Yeah, that would be mine, worthless little bag of bones, Baby.
You will have to forgive me if the formatting is messed up here, I am still trying to figure out this video upload thingy.
They think he got hit by a car when he was little and it messed up his equilibrium.
The poor little guy has absolutely no sense of balance , which results in some pretty hilarious moments.
He is the friendliest little bugger and has absolutely no fear. I sure do get a kick out of his attitude. He even comes over and manages to crawl up the steps and comes inside to visit, one time he did that while I was out in the garden and I woke up at 5 O'clock in the morning to tremendous crash because his owner was frantically calling him and the little dude had crawled up on a pile of crap on the couch and spent the night without me knowing it!
By the way, that chicken shit cat he chased off laying there in the driveway?
Yeah, that would be mine, worthless little bag of bones, Baby.
You will have to forgive me if the formatting is messed up here, I am still trying to figure out this video upload thingy.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Nobody Loves You When Yer Down And Out
I been gone all day to my grannies 95th birthday and I saw that Farrah Fawcett had died before I left, not unexpected but they gave the lady a scant paragraph on the front page, which I would have thought she deserved a little more ink than that, ya know?
While I am gone, I hear Michael Jackson died, heart attack.
I come home and they have turned the front page of the LA Times into a fucking memorial to the freak.
A full one third of the front page with a big picture and his birth and death dates in giant font.
I ain't linking to it, it will be ancient history soon enough.
But,somebody is fucked up here.
That dude sure as shit was.
He spent a million or more paying some shady plastic surgeons to turn him from a fairly attractive black man into a butt ugly white woman.
Not to mention the persistent rumors and legal charges that he was a fucking pedophile.
Farah Fawcett had her fucking problems too but she was a hottie in the day and shaped an entire generation of girls opinions , fashion and hairstyles.
Not to mention causing every red blooded American male to, ahem, experience tent pants syndrome, if ya catch my drift.
I ain't trying to blow her image up, I am just questioning why the hell she gets one paragraph and freak boy gets over a half a front page.
I must be missing something, he was a year older than I am, she was twelve.
I remember him when he was a little boy singing ABC back in the day and I remember her when she came out with that poster.
Michael Jackson did a lot of wonderful things and he still has a HUGE fan base but I am here to tell ya, he went off the deep end a long fucking time ago.
RIP both of ya.
While I am gone, I hear Michael Jackson died, heart attack.
I come home and they have turned the front page of the LA Times into a fucking memorial to the freak.
A full one third of the front page with a big picture and his birth and death dates in giant font.
I ain't linking to it, it will be ancient history soon enough.
But,somebody is fucked up here.
That dude sure as shit was.
He spent a million or more paying some shady plastic surgeons to turn him from a fairly attractive black man into a butt ugly white woman.
Not to mention the persistent rumors and legal charges that he was a fucking pedophile.
Farah Fawcett had her fucking problems too but she was a hottie in the day and shaped an entire generation of girls opinions , fashion and hairstyles.
Not to mention causing every red blooded American male to, ahem, experience tent pants syndrome, if ya catch my drift.
I ain't trying to blow her image up, I am just questioning why the hell she gets one paragraph and freak boy gets over a half a front page.
I must be missing something, he was a year older than I am, she was twelve.
I remember him when he was a little boy singing ABC back in the day and I remember her when she came out with that poster.
Michael Jackson did a lot of wonderful things and he still has a HUGE fan base but I am here to tell ya, he went off the deep end a long fucking time ago.
RIP both of ya.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Who Gets The Honor?
I just noticed I am closing in on Fifty Thousand page views.
The Statcounter is a rollin'!
My, how far this place has come!
I would like to thank you all for stopping by my little corner of Blogtopia, (Y! sctp).
I have no way of knowing who it will be, you will have to look at the Satcounter when ya get here to see where yer at .
It will be sometime tomorrow morning, if I am guessing right.
Thanks again fer stopping by, I had no idea I would still be here three and a half years later.
The Statcounter is a rollin'!
My, how far this place has come!
I would like to thank you all for stopping by my little corner of Blogtopia, (Y! sctp).
I have no way of knowing who it will be, you will have to look at the Satcounter when ya get here to see where yer at .
It will be sometime tomorrow morning, if I am guessing right.
Thanks again fer stopping by, I had no idea I would still be here three and a half years later.
AWOL SC Governor Admits Playing Hide The Weenie In Argentina
That would explain why wifey didn't know where the hell he was for five days.
Dude, you are toast.
H/T the NYT, as of this writing the story is ten minutes old.
Dude, you are toast.
H/T the NYT, as of this writing the story is ten minutes old.
I Am Sore Today
What did I expect?
Forty five minutes of a guy digging in your neck tends to smart the next day.
My fucking neck is as stiff as a preachers prick in a calf's ass.
Sore as hell, I staid home today.
I have the A/C on, a nice cold beer, a pack of smokes and I threw those two pesky fucking cats outside.
It is a gorgeous day today, perfect.
I tried taking a nap but got woke up by the phone, my Ex giving me the update on my youngest daughter.
Yep, broken kneecap.
I think I will quit my whining and suffer in silence.
It could be a lot worse.
After I kill off two or three more beers, I think I will go play in the garden for a bit.
It's too hot to try and take a nap, I waited too long to turn on the A/C.
Forty five minutes of a guy digging in your neck tends to smart the next day.
My fucking neck is as stiff as a preachers prick in a calf's ass.
Sore as hell, I staid home today.
I have the A/C on, a nice cold beer, a pack of smokes and I threw those two pesky fucking cats outside.
It is a gorgeous day today, perfect.
I tried taking a nap but got woke up by the phone, my Ex giving me the update on my youngest daughter.
Yep, broken kneecap.
I think I will quit my whining and suffer in silence.
It could be a lot worse.
After I kill off two or three more beers, I think I will go play in the garden for a bit.
It's too hot to try and take a nap, I waited too long to turn on the A/C.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Got Health Insurance?
Boy Howdy, did I just have a little experience with Modern Medicine.
I just spent three fucking hours in my doctors office, who I had not seen for five years, so he could spend forty five fucking minutes digging a small cyst out of my neck.
Three Made In Pakistan scalpels, two of the same for the pairs of scissors, and laying face down so I could get a fabulous view of parts of him I never want to see again. Have a nice fucking day, there won't be much pain, and no pain relief prescription, according to him.
Two subcutaneous stitches, five on top, after he re- did three and have a nice day.
Apparently I bled a bit.
He asked me if I took aspirin every day.
I had to bite my tongue and not tell him I try not to get too much blood in my alcohol system.
I can haz Health care?
All for a cyst that was the size of a pea and he don't know what kind it was.
I can sure as fuck haz whiskey to kill the Non existent pain.
Ya know what the really sick part of this whole story is?
If it weren't for the fact that I happened to marry my ex wife at exactly the right time, I would have wound up in some urgent care mother fucker outfit, instead of the old Hippy Dude who got to practice cutting on me, he is a local Doctor and quit taking new patients twenty years ago.
They can never find my records because I don't call 'em except when I think I should go see him.
The farther away I stay from Doctors, the healthier I am, even the nurse said it.
Let me tell ya, I made the guy's day.
It ain't every fucking day a Family Practitioner gets to cut on someone.
Good practice for him, I couldn't feel anything except the pressure but I know from him talking to himself he had a hard time.
I know I have a stiff fucking neck from it being stretched out like a chicken on a chopping block!
Forty Five minutes to get something the size of a large pea out of a neck muscle.
Hey, he got it done., I got to see the offending tissue mass.
He ain't quite sure what to call it but he sent it in and didn't think it was anything evil.
Maybe I will get a discount, maybe I will be calling up tomorrow yelling like a sonofabitch.
Two fucking weeks before the stitches come out.
Fuck me, I work for a living!
Oh yeah, just fer fun, my little girls birthday is today, she is 18,
More bonus, she had a blowout on the POS she drives and side swiped a guardrail the day before yesterday.
Double fucking Bonus, she got in another wreck last night with her boyfriend and broke her knee cap amongst some other trauma.
Triple Bonus, she called to tell me about it finally right when I was laying face down getting my neck cut.
Happy Birthday Baby.
I just spent three fucking hours in my doctors office, who I had not seen for five years, so he could spend forty five fucking minutes digging a small cyst out of my neck.
Three Made In Pakistan scalpels, two of the same for the pairs of scissors, and laying face down so I could get a fabulous view of parts of him I never want to see again. Have a nice fucking day, there won't be much pain, and no pain relief prescription, according to him.
Two subcutaneous stitches, five on top, after he re- did three and have a nice day.
Apparently I bled a bit.
He asked me if I took aspirin every day.
I had to bite my tongue and not tell him I try not to get too much blood in my alcohol system.
I can haz Health care?
All for a cyst that was the size of a pea and he don't know what kind it was.
I can sure as fuck haz whiskey to kill the Non existent pain.
Ya know what the really sick part of this whole story is?
If it weren't for the fact that I happened to marry my ex wife at exactly the right time, I would have wound up in some urgent care mother fucker outfit, instead of the old Hippy Dude who got to practice cutting on me, he is a local Doctor and quit taking new patients twenty years ago.
They can never find my records because I don't call 'em except when I think I should go see him.
The farther away I stay from Doctors, the healthier I am, even the nurse said it.
Let me tell ya, I made the guy's day.
It ain't every fucking day a Family Practitioner gets to cut on someone.
Good practice for him, I couldn't feel anything except the pressure but I know from him talking to himself he had a hard time.
I know I have a stiff fucking neck from it being stretched out like a chicken on a chopping block!
Forty Five minutes to get something the size of a large pea out of a neck muscle.
Hey, he got it done., I got to see the offending tissue mass.
He ain't quite sure what to call it but he sent it in and didn't think it was anything evil.
Maybe I will get a discount, maybe I will be calling up tomorrow yelling like a sonofabitch.
Two fucking weeks before the stitches come out.
Fuck me, I work for a living!
Oh yeah, just fer fun, my little girls birthday is today, she is 18,
More bonus, she had a blowout on the POS she drives and side swiped a guardrail the day before yesterday.
Double fucking Bonus, she got in another wreck last night with her boyfriend and broke her knee cap amongst some other trauma.
Triple Bonus, she called to tell me about it finally right when I was laying face down getting my neck cut.
Happy Birthday Baby.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Big Brother Gets A Poke In The Eye
Not like this was a great deal for the public to begin with but DHS is cutting off access to spy satellites that local law agencies were dying to use against every day Americans.
Just what we needed, Barney Fucking Fife having access to government spy satellites.
Domestic spying has such a nice ring to it.
Fuckers.
Like that is going to stop a single damn Alphabetic Government agency from looking at my E-mails or listening to my phone calls.
Bite me. I hope you guys enjoy looking at Tits.
I seem to get a great deal of those in my In Box.
Hell, they hang around here more than some regulars.
They just tend to keep quiet about it.
Hat Tip RawStory.
Just what we needed, Barney Fucking Fife having access to government spy satellites.
Domestic spying has such a nice ring to it.
Fuckers.
Like that is going to stop a single damn Alphabetic Government agency from looking at my E-mails or listening to my phone calls.
Bite me. I hope you guys enjoy looking at Tits.
I seem to get a great deal of those in my In Box.
Hell, they hang around here more than some regulars.
They just tend to keep quiet about it.
Hat Tip RawStory.
Get Ya Some Of This!
They had a sale a while back at the local Bi Mart on Zatarains Red Beans and Rice.
This stuff is great!
It costs about as much as Rice A Roni but this stuff blows that out of the water!
It is a great food storage item, it comes in a little box with a bag in it but this stuff packs a punch!
All ya need is a decent sized sauce pan, it makes more than you think, water, heat and some kind of oil.
It says you can use margarine, Olive oil or something like that. Two table spoons and that's it.
Being the Ornery Bastard I am, I use bacon grease.
Lots of protein, it does have dehydrated red beans in it, it is Cajun as all get out, no dull food here and you can turn it into a main course by adding cooked hamburger .
If ya really want to see this stuff disappear before your very eyes, find some honest to goodness Andouille sausage and slice it thin, YUM!!
Then make someone else do the dishes.
I am seriously going to try and find a whole case of this stuff.
Regular beans can take two days to prepare, this stuff is a done deal in under an hour.
Bonus round,
I see Mayberry has thrown up a new shingle so he can rant away in peace.
Please welcome The Ventilation Station to the Blogroll.
Bring a pencil and paper Mayberry, school is in session.
This stuff is great!
It costs about as much as Rice A Roni but this stuff blows that out of the water!
It is a great food storage item, it comes in a little box with a bag in it but this stuff packs a punch!
All ya need is a decent sized sauce pan, it makes more than you think, water, heat and some kind of oil.
It says you can use margarine, Olive oil or something like that. Two table spoons and that's it.
Being the Ornery Bastard I am, I use bacon grease.
Lots of protein, it does have dehydrated red beans in it, it is Cajun as all get out, no dull food here and you can turn it into a main course by adding cooked hamburger .
If ya really want to see this stuff disappear before your very eyes, find some honest to goodness Andouille sausage and slice it thin, YUM!!
Then make someone else do the dishes.
I am seriously going to try and find a whole case of this stuff.
Regular beans can take two days to prepare, this stuff is a done deal in under an hour.
Bonus round,
I see Mayberry has thrown up a new shingle so he can rant away in peace.
Please welcome The Ventilation Station to the Blogroll.
Bring a pencil and paper Mayberry, school is in session.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
My Condolences To A Father I Will Never Meet.
This hurt me. It is beyond my comprehension that someone would shoot and kill an innocent young girl standing on the street, apparently because .... what?
This has been bothering me all fucking day, even as my own babies either called or showed up to wish me a Happy Fathers day.
What a useless fucking organism.
A beautiful young lady standing next to her father on the street and some jackal put her in his sights and pulled the fucking trigger.
The video is at the bottom of the link, do yerself a favor and don't watch it, a senseless death of an innocent young lady.
It will haunt me forever, seeing the look in her eyes.
You fucking bastard.
I hope they find this cocksucker and then go get some piano wire, haul him up with it around the balls he doesn't need and leave him there until they rot off.
Death by a thousand cuts would be too easy.
Why?
What was that little girl doing that caught your eye motherfucker?
You just killed a baby girl who was standing on the fucking street.
I can't really express my outrage and sorrow.
One Happy Fathers day to that guy, eh?
Die slow and scream until you can't breathe anymore.
If there is a God, you will not just rot in Hell, you will be cleaning the toilets, with your mouth.
This has been bothering me all fucking day, even as my own babies either called or showed up to wish me a Happy Fathers day.
What a useless fucking organism.
A beautiful young lady standing next to her father on the street and some jackal put her in his sights and pulled the fucking trigger.
The video is at the bottom of the link, do yerself a favor and don't watch it, a senseless death of an innocent young lady.
It will haunt me forever, seeing the look in her eyes.
You fucking bastard.
I hope they find this cocksucker and then go get some piano wire, haul him up with it around the balls he doesn't need and leave him there until they rot off.
Death by a thousand cuts would be too easy.
Why?
What was that little girl doing that caught your eye motherfucker?
You just killed a baby girl who was standing on the fucking street.
I can't really express my outrage and sorrow.
One Happy Fathers day to that guy, eh?
Die slow and scream until you can't breathe anymore.
If there is a God, you will not just rot in Hell, you will be cleaning the toilets, with your mouth.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
There Is A God
Somebody hand that man a pen.
If you have never heard of George Dickel whiskey, you are one deprived individual.
George Dickel makes Jack Daniels look like a punk.
H/T the omnipresent FARK.
If you have never heard of George Dickel whiskey, you are one deprived individual.
George Dickel makes Jack Daniels look like a punk.
H/T the omnipresent FARK.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Now Ya Done It
You weasel motherfuckers.
Democrats Scramble to Cut Costs From Health Plan.
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Published: June 18, 2009
Ya know, this has been brought to your attention more times than I can count but let me say it ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!
You fucking cocksuckers in government employ have every god damn mother fucking, cock sucking, blue balled sonofabitch bit of health care that money can buy and you don't have to worry about Co Pays, what the fucking Doctor charges for an office visit or whether or not you are going to lose a days pay because you actually need to go see one, yet you think that the rest of us should just suck it up and do without!
Assholes, I have news for you.
In about a year, the American Public is going to crawl up your ass and DEMAND universal health care.
What the motherfucking fuck, we are paying for two endless fucking wars, YOUR GODDAMN HEALTH CARE , TRILLIONS of fucking dollars to bail out some thieving cocksucker bankers and who knows what the fuck else.
Figure this shit out.
You are very seriously pushing the limit to our patience and you are fucking oblivious at your own risk.
The Republicans are retarded, I get that.
You Blue Dog motherfucking Democrats had damn well better get your shit together and figure out that Universal Health Care is not something you want to fuck around with.
Trillions of dollars for banks and Fuck all for the peons paying for that?
Get a fucking clue, idiots.
Give and take, bitches and FUCK yer insurance buddies.
Democrats Scramble to Cut Costs From Health Plan.
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Published: June 18, 2009
WASHINGTON — The high cost of securing health insurance for all Americans, the top domestic priority of President Obama, has Congressional Democrats scrambling to scale back their proposals or find ways to trim tens of billions of dollars a year from existing health programs.
Ya know, this has been brought to your attention more times than I can count but let me say it ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!
You fucking cocksuckers in government employ have every god damn mother fucking, cock sucking, blue balled sonofabitch bit of health care that money can buy and you don't have to worry about Co Pays, what the fucking Doctor charges for an office visit or whether or not you are going to lose a days pay because you actually need to go see one, yet you think that the rest of us should just suck it up and do without!
Assholes, I have news for you.
In about a year, the American Public is going to crawl up your ass and DEMAND universal health care.
What the motherfucking fuck, we are paying for two endless fucking wars, YOUR GODDAMN HEALTH CARE , TRILLIONS of fucking dollars to bail out some thieving cocksucker bankers and who knows what the fuck else.
Figure this shit out.
You are very seriously pushing the limit to our patience and you are fucking oblivious at your own risk.
The Republicans are retarded, I get that.
You Blue Dog motherfucking Democrats had damn well better get your shit together and figure out that Universal Health Care is not something you want to fuck around with.
Trillions of dollars for banks and Fuck all for the peons paying for that?
Get a fucking clue, idiots.
Give and take, bitches and FUCK yer insurance buddies.
You Don't Wanna Know What Is On My Mind Tonight
Have a nice fucking day.
Have some vintage Sammy Fuckin Hagar to go with that.
Have some vintage Sammy Fuckin Hagar to go with that.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Something I Bet You Didn't Know,
Potato plants have very pretty flowers.
I haz some right now, just like these two examples.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
MySpace Firing, FaceBook Can Suck My Dick, Is Twitter Hiring?
I gotta admit, I have a MySpace page, last updated sometime three months ago, whatever.
I have a a FaceBook space too and those dirty sonsabitches won't let me delete it unless I a some kind of computer super genius and can do it by myself, one fucking entry at a time. for EVERY line, that I put up, somebody I don't really know friended me, for people I barely know that sent me Good Karma, three hundred times.
For every damn application I added, for every time I was a nice guy and sent somebody a growing gift...
On and On and On.
Bitches, delete my fucking account!
How hard is it for you to hit DELETE?
Oh no, they just let it lay dormant, forever, in case I change my mind.
Stupid fucks.
That is Bullshit in this day and age.
I ain't yer boyfriend anymore and I need a cease and desist order?
Hello?
So now MySpace is sucking hind tit and laying people off, what a surprise.
This Twitter bullshit reminds me that I need to go call my Grandmother while I am taking a shit just to keep her up to date.
Scratch that, she could keep me up at night telling me all the problems she is having!
Pass the Charmin and shut the door.
I have a a FaceBook space too and those dirty sonsabitches won't let me delete it unless I a some kind of computer super genius and can do it by myself, one fucking entry at a time. for EVERY line, that I put up, somebody I don't really know friended me, for people I barely know that sent me Good Karma, three hundred times.
For every damn application I added, for every time I was a nice guy and sent somebody a growing gift...
On and On and On.
Bitches, delete my fucking account!
How hard is it for you to hit DELETE?
Oh no, they just let it lay dormant, forever, in case I change my mind.
Stupid fucks.
That is Bullshit in this day and age.
I ain't yer boyfriend anymore and I need a cease and desist order?
Hello?
So now MySpace is sucking hind tit and laying people off, what a surprise.
This Twitter bullshit reminds me that I need to go call my Grandmother while I am taking a shit just to keep her up to date.
Scratch that, she could keep me up at night telling me all the problems she is having!
Pass the Charmin and shut the door.
All The Financial NewsThat Ain't Fit To Print
Are you watching television?
Listening to the news on the way home in the car?
Do ya actually read a Dead tree Newspaper?
Shame on ya.
You are listening to Bullshit propaganda.
Get yer butts home and log on and find some serious interpretations of what the Government ain't telling ya.
Start here.
Some serious snark to prove his points.
Then go here.
Ilargi takes into account this is a world wide disaster and has some of the best analysis on the net, for the world wide disaster, pay attention.
Now go here. George Ure scares me.
Whatever ya do, don't listen to Jim Cramer. That guy is a fucking shill and got busted red handed on national television telling folks to by Bear Stearns a week before it went tits up.
I actually saw that because I was at my parents, instead of at home with my cute little unplugged television set.
Me? I don't have any investments unless ya count the empty beer cans in the bucket outside.
I do, however, tend to watch and see what people a lot smarter than I am have to say.
Cramer excluded.
Listening to the news on the way home in the car?
Do ya actually read a Dead tree Newspaper?
Shame on ya.
You are listening to Bullshit propaganda.
Get yer butts home and log on and find some serious interpretations of what the Government ain't telling ya.
Start here.
Some serious snark to prove his points.
Then go here.
Ilargi takes into account this is a world wide disaster and has some of the best analysis on the net, for the world wide disaster, pay attention.
Now go here. George Ure scares me.
Whatever ya do, don't listen to Jim Cramer. That guy is a fucking shill and got busted red handed on national television telling folks to by Bear Stearns a week before it went tits up.
I actually saw that because I was at my parents, instead of at home with my cute little unplugged television set.
Me? I don't have any investments unless ya count the empty beer cans in the bucket outside.
I do, however, tend to watch and see what people a lot smarter than I am have to say.
Cramer excluded.
The Great Contraction Continues
It's getting so bad out there that some cities are razing entire neighborhoods.
snip
They are planning on razing over four thousand homes in Flint Michigan alone and there are plans being developed to do the same in over 50 US cities, most of which are in the "Rust Belt"
Go read the whole article, I would like to hear your reactions.
US cities may have to be bulldozed in order to survive.
Dozens of US cities may have entire neighbourhoods bulldozed as part of drastic "shrink to survive" proposals being considered by the Obama administration to tackle economic decline.
By Tom Leonard in Flint, Michigan
Published: 6:30PM BST 12 Jun 2009
The government looking at expanding a pioneering scheme in Flint, one of the poorest US cities, which involves razing entire districts and returning the land to nature.
Local politicians believe the city must contract by as much as 40 per cent, concentrating the dwindling population and local services into a more viable area.
snip
They are planning on razing over four thousand homes in Flint Michigan alone and there are plans being developed to do the same in over 50 US cities, most of which are in the "Rust Belt"
Go read the whole article, I would like to hear your reactions.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Go Ahead, Put Me On The list
H/T VOA fer the pic.
I absolutely back the Iranian people to have fair elections.
What a fucking concept.
After the stolen election here in the United States Of America, in the year 2,000,
I can sympathize.
After the SUPREME COURT fucked us, I can't say I blame them for being pissed off, they seem to have the same problem as we do, a bunch of Right Wing motherfuckers who can control the results of a popular vote right out of the gate before everything has been counted.
Even better, those folks ain't taking that shit laying down like we did.
Good on 'em.
A couple of million seriously pissed off citizens ignoring a government order not to demonstrate should send shivers up a few Neocon asses, not to mention a few Hard Core Right Wing Assholes who just found out they ain't all that and a bag of chips.
My hat is off to the folks in Iran who decided they ain't taking that shit .
The Ayatollah is going to have a serious case of heartburn.
Whattaya do, shoot everyone and bow down to yer Religious Bullshit doctrine or get yer head out of yer ass and figure out there is a serious demand to change course in your country?
Conservative estimates put the crowds at a meeelion pissed off Iranian citizens, in one city. Some assholes opened fire and killed at least one protester and wounded several others.
Reports are spotty but that tells me that someone told said asshole enough was enough.
Unless you bought ammo in bulk in the last year, I think I would listen to what the folks have to say, even then, I would have to think you can be replaced rather quickly.
I think someone must be quite aware of that fact.
The first sonofabitch that comes around here calling me a Terrorist Sympathizer gets a bonus prize.
First off, go do yer Goddamn Homework.
Second, go do some more Goddamn homework.
"Yet as Bush trumpets the spread of democracy throughout the Middle East, few note that Iran has one of the longest-running experiences with democracy in the region."
I can't fucking wait for it.
I think that they are just as glad as I am that we finally got rid of that illiterate peckerhead Bush and they are wanting to get rid of their own peckerhead crazy bastard.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Grab A Cold One, Sit Down And Relax Fer A Minute
The world will still be there when we are done here but fer Chrissakes everyone could use a break today.
I have been on a Gov't Mule kick lately but that's because it is good stuff.
I freakin' love it.
Kick yer feet up, suck that beer down and enjoy,
Wasn't that fun?
Now, have some Thorazine Shuffle.
If ya want a REAL treat, yer gonna have to go see my friend Suzanne at Two Ton Green Blog.
I sent her a freaking doozy and she put it up over there.
Go say hi and enjoy another great tune.
Have a good week y'all.
I have been on a Gov't Mule kick lately but that's because it is good stuff.
I freakin' love it.
Kick yer feet up, suck that beer down and enjoy,
Wasn't that fun?
Now, have some Thorazine Shuffle.
If ya want a REAL treat, yer gonna have to go see my friend Suzanne at Two Ton Green Blog.
I sent her a freaking doozy and she put it up over there.
Go say hi and enjoy another great tune.
Have a good week y'all.
Wheat Rust Spreading, Humanitarian Disaster Possible
The LA Times has an article reporting on a new Wheat fungus that says may destroy 80% of the entire worlds wheat crops in the next few years as it spreads out of Africa.
This is not an immediate threat but something that you should be aware of.
Wheat can be stored for thirty years or more.
Named Ug99, it is wheat stem rust fungus that has no cure yet and has already spread from Africa to Iran and will inevitably spread to the rest of the world.
They are calling it a Time Bomb.
I am not trying to induce any kind of panic but just want to make people aware of a potential for world wide disaster and how it may affect you.
Oregon State University has a similar article printed in the Oregonian.
This is not an immediate threat but something to take into consideration before shortages and price hikes start taking effect.
This is not the first time I have heard of this but it is the latest update on it.
I would remind everyone what happened last year with Rice supplies.
This is not an immediate threat but something that you should be aware of.
Wheat can be stored for thirty years or more.
Named Ug99, it is wheat stem rust fungus that has no cure yet and has already spread from Africa to Iran and will inevitably spread to the rest of the world.
They are calling it a Time Bomb.
Fear that the fungus will cause widespread damage has caused short-term price spikes on world wheat markets. Famine has been averted thus far, but experts say it's only a matter of time.
"A significant humanitarian crisis is inevitable," said Rick Ward, the coordinator of the Durable Rust Resistance in Wheat project at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y
I am not trying to induce any kind of panic but just want to make people aware of a potential for world wide disaster and how it may affect you.
Oregon State University has a similar article printed in the Oregonian.
This is not an immediate threat but something to take into consideration before shortages and price hikes start taking effect.
This is not the first time I have heard of this but it is the latest update on it.
I would remind everyone what happened last year with Rice supplies.
Friday, June 12, 2009
A Freindly Reminder To All The Crazies From The Right Wing
Don't Tread On Me.
This kind of shit really puts you in a bad light but as we have all seen, you think this is hilarious shit until one or two of yer little crazies take it as Gospel.
All of a sudden things got really quiet on your end.
What can I predict will happen next?
Damn, I'm too late, You fuckers have absolutely no accountability for anything and I for one, am done with that.
You have been accosted with the fact that you have been exhorting the crazies that you call your base, you give them money, you provide logistical support and you stand back and deny any responsibility for the actions of any one who actually takes action on any damn thing that you have been hammering on in your bought and paid for media monopoly who is stupid enough to take what you push 24/7 a day.
You dirty sonsabitches own this, lock, stock and barrel.
What really takes the cake is that you try, constantly, to label the reactions to your propaganda as being perpetrated by a "Liberal" Media.
You constantly accuse the very same media you literally own and are on every damn day as being, "Liberal, Lefty News" and you have the fucking balls to do this year after year!
What, you fucking idiots hide Easter Eggs from yourselves too?
Did I jump up and start blaming you for this abhorrent act the second I found out this 89 year old man, an admitted White Supremacist with a Rap Sheet, walked into a federal facility and opened fire after the "News" stated that he was a Right Wing hate Monger?
Umm,
NO.
This is the first time I have said anything about it, I have been waiting for some facts to come out and I have to say, "Mission Accomplished", assholes.
I would remind you of my opening statement.
From what I have been observing for the last year and a half, the Right Wing is self destructing, keep that shit to yourselves and Don't, Tread On Me.
Update;
Like I said, I ain't the only one who has had enough of this.
Go see Jurassic Pork's takedown over at Brilliant At Breakfast and Sara Robinson calls 'em out over at The Group News Blog.
Put up or shut up.
I'll second the motion.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
This Tunez Fer Me
Some times ya have to say Fuckitall and have a little down time fer the soul.
This is good stuff and I love a good slide guitar.
Gov't Mule is the shit.
If ya didn't enjoy that, there is sumthin' wrong with ya.
This is good stuff and I love a good slide guitar.
Gov't Mule is the shit.
If ya didn't enjoy that, there is sumthin' wrong with ya.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
For Being A Tiny Little Blog,
I get the most interesting visitors.
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I deleted some of the IP address info on some of these just in case there are some legitimate fans that don't need to get their ass in a bind, if not, hey, I has fans in the government, one way or another.
This is a sample of what I get for traffic around here.
Pretty damn amazing if ya ask me.
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I deleted some of the IP address info on some of these just in case there are some legitimate fans that don't need to get their ass in a bind, if not, hey, I has fans in the government, one way or another.
This is a sample of what I get for traffic around here.
Pretty damn amazing if ya ask me.
Once Again,
Go see Driftglass.
Because the fucking guy has a "NeverDull" scalpel when it comes to dissecting the fucking bullshit that we are exposed to Every. Mother. Fucking. Day, vivisecting the God Damn media and the Lying Sonsabitches who perpetrate the fucking propaganda that they try to feed us and keep us as a * " Mushroom Society".
Fuck them.
When that guy runs out of words to express himself, there must be a problem.
*Kept in the dark and fed Bullshit daily.
Because the fucking guy has a "NeverDull" scalpel when it comes to dissecting the fucking bullshit that we are exposed to Every. Mother. Fucking. Day, vivisecting the God Damn media and the Lying Sonsabitches who perpetrate the fucking propaganda that they try to feed us and keep us as a * " Mushroom Society".
Fuck them.
When that guy runs out of words to express himself, there must be a problem.
*Kept in the dark and fed Bullshit daily.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Some Things I Don't Miss
Asshole shit like what passes for news and elevated opinion on the television would be number one on that list.
This, on the other hand, has real promise for some much needed sanity.
"Lieberman, Graham Threaten To Shut Down Senate Over Detainee Photos"
Do us all a favor and shut it all down.
All of you self important fucks can go home and stay there.
Retire for all I care.
Ya ain't doing the peoples business, you are Grandstanding and if it were up to me, I would call your bluff and go home and start an investigation into the political donations that have come and gone through your office, in my spare time.
These two worthless fucks are threatening to shut down the legislative process because they are the two biggest pussies that have ever been mistakenlyelected bought in the history of Congress and the Republicans are having epileptic fits trying to keep their roles in this disaster quiet.
Citing National Security, no less.
You two fucking whiny bitches need to get what you are asking for.
You two are so far beyond contempt I wouldn't throw a beer can worth a fucking nickle at ya.
Lieberman is by far the most contemptible sonofabitch I can possibly think of, in the last hundred years.
If you think Arlen Specter is a craven, power hungry fucking weasel, remember the time that fucking spineless , two faced, party jumping , so called Independent Republican light mother fucker Joseph Lieberman Had to be bailed out by the likes of Bill Clinton and the Republican Party just to save his ass because he got WHUPPED in the Primary by someone who financed their own campaign and found out there were a few thousand people who thought kicking Lieberman's ass was a good thing?
How's that working out for ya now Connecticut?
Ned Lamont ring a bell?
Y'all got PLAYED!!
My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.
Lindsey Graham is , how do I say, less than a line backer and more than a Cheerleader bench warmer, not by much and let us not forget Mitch McConnell as another Giant among Republican male role models.
Whoo Hoo! Jonah Goldberg!
Hold on a minute, I have to get the smelling salts out, thinking about all the manly studs the Repukes are throwing on the front lines in their hour of need.
Cannon fodder.
I can't believe they are trying to recycle Newt Fucking Gingrich and I absolutely laughed my ass of when I see they can't figure out what the fuck to do with that phony bitch they tried to foist on America as a legitimate Vice Presidential Nominee.
Palin, Gingrich, Palin, Gingrich.
This the best ya got?
Laugh my ass off, y'all done stuck a ten pound bag of shit in a five pound bag and y'all are so proud of yerselves, ya don't know which way to turn because neither fucking one of them has a snowballs chance in Hell of being the next President, or even the next Dog Catcher.
Ya can't even figure out that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM is a Prima Donna?
Bring back Rudy!
I gotta give ya credit for one thing, ya got the Media to blast your talking points but when you invite, disinvite, reinvite and the disinvite again, the former Vice Presidential candidate from your own party because you can't figure out who is the most current popular crazy person you want to foist on the American public, you are some sorry sonsabitches.
I am loving the self destruction of the Republican Party, I am hoisting a beer in celebration because you are using your own paid for media to broadcast it, 24/7.
Congratulations on yer success.
Even Karl Rove has shut his mouth and that is priceless.
This, on the other hand, has real promise for some much needed sanity.
"Lieberman, Graham Threaten To Shut Down Senate Over Detainee Photos"
Do us all a favor and shut it all down.
All of you self important fucks can go home and stay there.
Retire for all I care.
Ya ain't doing the peoples business, you are Grandstanding and if it were up to me, I would call your bluff and go home and start an investigation into the political donations that have come and gone through your office, in my spare time.
These two worthless fucks are threatening to shut down the legislative process because they are the two biggest pussies that have ever been mistakenly
Citing National Security, no less.
You two fucking whiny bitches need to get what you are asking for.
You two are so far beyond contempt I wouldn't throw a beer can worth a fucking nickle at ya.
Lieberman is by far the most contemptible sonofabitch I can possibly think of, in the last hundred years.
If you think Arlen Specter is a craven, power hungry fucking weasel, remember the time that fucking spineless , two faced, party jumping , so called Independent Republican light mother fucker Joseph Lieberman Had to be bailed out by the likes of Bill Clinton and the Republican Party just to save his ass because he got WHUPPED in the Primary by someone who financed their own campaign and found out there were a few thousand people who thought kicking Lieberman's ass was a good thing?
How's that working out for ya now Connecticut?
Ned Lamont ring a bell?
Y'all got PLAYED!!
My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.
Lindsey Graham is , how do I say, less than a line backer and more than a Cheerleader bench warmer, not by much and let us not forget Mitch McConnell as another Giant among Republican male role models.
Whoo Hoo! Jonah Goldberg!
Hold on a minute, I have to get the smelling salts out, thinking about all the manly studs the Repukes are throwing on the front lines in their hour of need.
Cannon fodder.
I can't believe they are trying to recycle Newt Fucking Gingrich and I absolutely laughed my ass of when I see they can't figure out what the fuck to do with that phony bitch they tried to foist on America as a legitimate Vice Presidential Nominee.
Palin, Gingrich, Palin, Gingrich.
This the best ya got?
Laugh my ass off, y'all done stuck a ten pound bag of shit in a five pound bag and y'all are so proud of yerselves, ya don't know which way to turn because neither fucking one of them has a snowballs chance in Hell of being the next President, or even the next Dog Catcher.
Ya can't even figure out that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM is a Prima Donna?
Bring back Rudy!
I gotta give ya credit for one thing, ya got the Media to blast your talking points but when you invite, disinvite, reinvite and the disinvite again, the former Vice Presidential candidate from your own party because you can't figure out who is the most current popular crazy person you want to foist on the American public, you are some sorry sonsabitches.
I am loving the self destruction of the Republican Party, I am hoisting a beer in celebration because you are using your own paid for media to broadcast it, 24/7.
Congratulations on yer success.
Even Karl Rove has shut his mouth and that is priceless.
Monday, June 08, 2009
So, Sotomayor Has Street Cred
That must scare the living shit out of Scalia and you can damn be sure Thomas is looking up Michael Steele for some pointers on being hip.
Just one of my observations after reading this piece by James Oliphant in the LA Times.
I personally would love to see someone who has not been willfully trapped in an Ivory Tower get a seat on the Supreme court.
However, there are a few passages in this article that give me a serious case of the willies, such as,
I have a serious problem with those two issues immediately.
One, she set a precedent, two, has she never heard of the Fourth Amendment?
I can appreciate what the lady has been through and her experience but I most certainly do not want someone who is predisposed to taking my constitutional rights and "Fudging" them to fit her own agenda.
There used to be strict procedures involved with searches and whether or not evidence collected illegally was even admissible in court.
Bending the law to get a conviction used to be taboo,as it should be.
Just another example of the erosion of our constitutionally guaranteed rights we don't have anymore.
If it weren't for that I would have her back just so I could see that bastard Scalia have a coronary.
Va Funculo, Tony.
Cross posted at The Oxdown Gazette, unless they take it down.
Just one of my observations after reading this piece by James Oliphant in the LA Times.
I personally would love to see someone who has not been willfully trapped in an Ivory Tower get a seat on the Supreme court.
However, there are a few passages in this article that give me a serious case of the willies, such as,
"In two major rulings after she joined the U.S. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals in New York in 1998, she held that evidence could be used to convict a defendant even though police had violated his rights in seizing it. Sotomayor said that because the police and prosecutors acted "in good faith," the evidence need not be thrown out.
In 1999, Sotomayor upheld the crack cocaine conviction of a New York man despite what she called a "mistaken arrest." Last year, Sotomayor spoke for a 2-1 majority that upheld a man's child pornography conviction, even though she agreed an FBI agent did not have probable cause to search his computer.".
I have a serious problem with those two issues immediately.
One, she set a precedent, two, has she never heard of the Fourth Amendment?
I can appreciate what the lady has been through and her experience but I most certainly do not want someone who is predisposed to taking my constitutional rights and "Fudging" them to fit her own agenda.
There used to be strict procedures involved with searches and whether or not evidence collected illegally was even admissible in court.
Bending the law to get a conviction used to be taboo,as it should be.
Just another example of the erosion of our constitutionally guaranteed rights we don't have anymore.
If it weren't for that I would have her back just so I could see that bastard Scalia have a coronary.
Va Funculo, Tony.
Cross posted at The Oxdown Gazette, unless they take it down.
YUM!!
I got home tonight and went straight out to the garden to give it a drink, it got just a little bit hotter than what I heard it was going to be today.
While I was showering my little lovelies, I spotted a fairly large patch of red over in the strawberry division so I sauntered over there and started picking picking some of the luscious little morsels and popping them in my mouth.
Delicious!
I don't have a ton of them but I am going to get mine before the birds have a feeding frenzy.
I see something has been pecking at a few.
Worthless cats.
My potato patch has turned into a jungle, I see little baby Banana peppers coming on and some tomatoes are starting to flower.
All in all, so far so good.
I think I must have scared the neighbor lady, don't surprise me, and if she doesn't get off her behind, I am going to put in another bed of something.
Radishes, stuff that grows fast and I can graze on while I am waiting for the rest of it to grow.
I loves grazing in a garden!
While I was showering my little lovelies, I spotted a fairly large patch of red over in the strawberry division so I sauntered over there and started picking picking some of the luscious little morsels and popping them in my mouth.
Delicious!
I don't have a ton of them but I am going to get mine before the birds have a feeding frenzy.
I see something has been pecking at a few.
Worthless cats.
My potato patch has turned into a jungle, I see little baby Banana peppers coming on and some tomatoes are starting to flower.
All in all, so far so good.
I think I must have scared the neighbor lady, don't surprise me, and if she doesn't get off her behind, I am going to put in another bed of something.
Radishes, stuff that grows fast and I can graze on while I am waiting for the rest of it to grow.
I loves grazing in a garden!
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Weeds
I haz dem.
Out the wazoo.
If anyone knows a starving vegeterian, tell 'em to bring a fork....
and a truck.
Sumbich, these things are prolific!
Out the wazoo.
If anyone knows a starving vegeterian, tell 'em to bring a fork....
and a truck.
Sumbich, these things are prolific!
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Whoo Hoo! I Made The List!!
I laughed my ass off, but there it was.
This little rant hole is number two thousand,two hundred and fifty fourth on the list of political Blogs.
Ya gotta give me credit, there are MEEEELIONS of Blogs out there.
Not that I would have gone seeking such information, except my BlogFather, Skippy The Bush Kangaroo, had a post up about his ranking, or, non ranking, with a link to see if you were on that list and I couldn't resist.
Skippy is The Man!
I don't know what it is, I cuss like a Teamster, rant and rave and generally piss people off but.....
some folks actually like what I have to say.
It surprises me more than anyone!
I have been linked to by the Wall Street Journal,the Washington Post shows up here constantly, from several different computers, Hi Guys! I have had more damn government agencies come visit that I care to even consider, some of them on a regular basis, some of which are of the alphabetic variety and that scares the shit out of me..
Lawyers, VERY large companies, State government agencies, State governments period, it amazes me that this one skinny assed, drunk half the time, raving lunatic , even gets read at all!
I guess Thank You is called for and it is very sincere.
Now then, can the nice folks at those certain Federal Government Agencies please,pretty please,understand that I DO NOT , condone, exhort or in anyway support any violence around here?
OK?
I run my mouth real good but hey, talking shit is protected under the first amendment, fomenting violence is bad ju ju.
Anyways,
thanks fer stopping by, I think.
This little rant hole is number two thousand,two hundred and fifty fourth on the list of political Blogs.
Ya gotta give me credit, there are MEEEELIONS of Blogs out there.
Not that I would have gone seeking such information, except my BlogFather, Skippy The Bush Kangaroo, had a post up about his ranking, or, non ranking, with a link to see if you were on that list and I couldn't resist.
Skippy is The Man!
I don't know what it is, I cuss like a Teamster, rant and rave and generally piss people off but.....
some folks actually like what I have to say.
It surprises me more than anyone!
I have been linked to by the Wall Street Journal,the Washington Post shows up here constantly, from several different computers, Hi Guys! I have had more damn government agencies come visit that I care to even consider, some of them on a regular basis, some of which are of the alphabetic variety and that scares the shit out of me..
Lawyers, VERY large companies, State government agencies, State governments period, it amazes me that this one skinny assed, drunk half the time, raving lunatic , even gets read at all!
I guess Thank You is called for and it is very sincere.
Now then, can the nice folks at those certain Federal Government Agencies please,pretty please,understand that I DO NOT , condone, exhort or in anyway support any violence around here?
OK?
I run my mouth real good but hey, talking shit is protected under the first amendment, fomenting violence is bad ju ju.
Anyways,
thanks fer stopping by, I think.
Friday, June 05, 2009
Oh Fuck Me Running.
This POS little notebook, laptop has had a major malfunction. WTF, I got it cheap.
One of the hinges froze up and busted clear the fuck off. The screen is flopping around like a broken mast on a schooner and my rate of misspelled words just jumped off the charts because the fucking thing is floating around as I type.
Yee Haw.
Being the stubborn fucker I am, I am holding the screen up with one hand and ranting like I do with the other.
I expect some more rightwingfucktard shit to be spread across the internets and as long as I can do the two handed tango, I will piss in their Cheerio's.
I just have to leave the screen up and twist a cat by the tail on a regular basis.Damn well know I will find a way to spread my personal vitriol as best I can.
Thanks fer stopping by.
One of the hinges froze up and busted clear the fuck off. The screen is flopping around like a broken mast on a schooner and my rate of misspelled words just jumped off the charts because the fucking thing is floating around as I type.
Yee Haw.
Being the stubborn fucker I am, I am holding the screen up with one hand and ranting like I do with the other.
I expect some more rightwingfucktard shit to be spread across the internets and as long as I can do the two handed tango, I will piss in their Cheerio's.
I just have to leave the screen up and twist a cat by the tail on a regular basis.Damn well know I will find a way to spread my personal vitriol as best I can.
Thanks fer stopping by.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
The Neocons Pushing Liz Cheney Have Gone All In.
Is it just me, or am I seeing Liz Cheney all over the place trying to keep her fucking Daddy out of jail?
This lady is being crammed down our throats lately as some kind of foreign policy expert and I will be damned if I can remember her expertize being trumpeted about for the last five or six years.
The only thing I actually remember hearing about her was her sexuality being trotted about and I am here to tell ya, I could give a fuck about that, except that I think that shit should be off limits to begin with and that is just one more reason I unplugged my fucking television.
Big fucking deal.
It seems some asshole thinks it is a good idea to keep throwing her up on the Tee Vee , like she is some kind of expert on anything.
Note to asshole, you are setting this lady up for failure and even she doesn't see it.
Dick Cheney is only walking around because the cover yer ass culture in our government is rampant, because they all know they are spitting in the face of our Constitution, I see legal decisions damn near every day that tells me the courts have been bought off and kiss my fucking ass that they damn well know they are subverting every one of our supposedly guaranteed rights.
The motherfuckers have to go back and forth between judicial districts and venues arguing amongst themselves to do it but they take our rights away every. fucking. day.
Now we see little Miss Torture Lady being thrust upon the daily discourse and I can only ask one fucking question.
Who the fuck are you?
Kiss my fucking ass.
You are setting yourself up to be a Co Defendant to the illegal interrogation and torture that your father went out of his way to get approval for, and sometimes?
It ain't cool to be a Daddies Girl.
The continued full court press trying to excuse the abuses that are very heavily documented is Bullshit.
Obama has seen the evidence and pussed out.
Ya know damn well some seriously nasty shit happened under the Bush administration, apparently it was so fucking bad, Obama is scared that releasing the pictures that document these atrocities would jeopardize National Security, just like all the illegal fucking wire taps that BushCo authorized, the illegal renditions and his mothers fruit cake recipe.
Somehow, these elected, and paid for officials seem to think there isn't a buttload of people who are not going to forget this shit!
Gimme a break!
Our government authorized rape, sleep deprivation, waterboarding, physical torture by dousing people with freezing water,using attack dogs to intimidate prisoners, electro shock therapy and who knows what the fuck kind of medieval shit to try and justify a trumped up war on some goat fuckers half way around the world that wouldn't know what a fucking Cheese burger was if ya slapped 'em in the face with one.
Now then, we are at war with these goat fuckers.
No, Liz Cheney should get off the national stage, a very vocal group of NeoCons and so called conservatives should really just go home and shut the fuck up, because they are seriously doing their very best to accelerate the absolute destruction of the political party they claim to love and try to cram down my fucking throat every time I happen to take a look at current events. Other that my cats shitting in my garden, I think the current "news" delivery system is the most obnoxious thing I get to deal with on a daily basis and I am thinking that the solution to both problems are very similar,one of those Super Soaker's might just be the best possible training devices available.
I continue to enjoy the self induced destruction of the Republican party as only one who is familiar with the process can,
every fucking day.
Newt Gingrich is going to finish these people off in record time and Cheney is still only walking around talking because there are a bunch of fucking pussies in charge of looking after shit like lying to Congress, Throwing a CIA Agent to the wolves and generally being a treasonous motherfucker.
Ya might not agree with my view, that is your option but I am here to tell ya, the evidence is there for all to see, pay a bit of attention, will ya?
UPDATE:
Speaking of paying attention, apparently I have Liz mixed up with her sister Mary when it comes to the being gay part.
Like I said though, I could really give a shit.
H/T Suzanne fer straightening me out on that.
This lady is being crammed down our throats lately as some kind of foreign policy expert and I will be damned if I can remember her expertize being trumpeted about for the last five or six years.
The only thing I actually remember hearing about her was her sexuality being trotted about and I am here to tell ya, I could give a fuck about that, except that I think that shit should be off limits to begin with and that is just one more reason I unplugged my fucking television.
Big fucking deal.
It seems some asshole thinks it is a good idea to keep throwing her up on the Tee Vee , like she is some kind of expert on anything.
Note to asshole, you are setting this lady up for failure and even she doesn't see it.
Dick Cheney is only walking around because the cover yer ass culture in our government is rampant, because they all know they are spitting in the face of our Constitution, I see legal decisions damn near every day that tells me the courts have been bought off and kiss my fucking ass that they damn well know they are subverting every one of our supposedly guaranteed rights.
The motherfuckers have to go back and forth between judicial districts and venues arguing amongst themselves to do it but they take our rights away every. fucking. day.
Now we see little Miss Torture Lady being thrust upon the daily discourse and I can only ask one fucking question.
Who the fuck are you?
Kiss my fucking ass.
You are setting yourself up to be a Co Defendant to the illegal interrogation and torture that your father went out of his way to get approval for, and sometimes?
It ain't cool to be a Daddies Girl.
The continued full court press trying to excuse the abuses that are very heavily documented is Bullshit.
Obama has seen the evidence and pussed out.
Ya know damn well some seriously nasty shit happened under the Bush administration, apparently it was so fucking bad, Obama is scared that releasing the pictures that document these atrocities would jeopardize National Security, just like all the illegal fucking wire taps that BushCo authorized, the illegal renditions and his mothers fruit cake recipe.
Somehow, these elected, and paid for officials seem to think there isn't a buttload of people who are not going to forget this shit!
Gimme a break!
Our government authorized rape, sleep deprivation, waterboarding, physical torture by dousing people with freezing water,using attack dogs to intimidate prisoners, electro shock therapy and who knows what the fuck kind of medieval shit to try and justify a trumped up war on some goat fuckers half way around the world that wouldn't know what a fucking Cheese burger was if ya slapped 'em in the face with one.
Now then, we are at war with these goat fuckers.
No, Liz Cheney should get off the national stage, a very vocal group of NeoCons and so called conservatives should really just go home and shut the fuck up, because they are seriously doing their very best to accelerate the absolute destruction of the political party they claim to love and try to cram down my fucking throat every time I happen to take a look at current events. Other that my cats shitting in my garden, I think the current "news" delivery system is the most obnoxious thing I get to deal with on a daily basis and I am thinking that the solution to both problems are very similar,one of those Super Soaker's might just be the best possible training devices available.
I continue to enjoy the self induced destruction of the Republican party as only one who is familiar with the process can,
every fucking day.
Newt Gingrich is going to finish these people off in record time and Cheney is still only walking around talking because there are a bunch of fucking pussies in charge of looking after shit like lying to Congress, Throwing a CIA Agent to the wolves and generally being a treasonous motherfucker.
Ya might not agree with my view, that is your option but I am here to tell ya, the evidence is there for all to see, pay a bit of attention, will ya?
UPDATE:
Speaking of paying attention, apparently I have Liz mixed up with her sister Mary when it comes to the being gay part.
Like I said though, I could really give a shit.
H/T Suzanne fer straightening me out on that.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Thanks Fer Stopping By
Well shit,
I left the last post up hoping that I could get some real live Comfort food recipes and I would sincerely like to thank those who did.
Yer awesome.
I have a crock pot full of Black Beans and Ham Hocks going right now and Hell Yes, there is damn near a whole onion two table spoons of minced garlic, and several spices going on in there.
Reminder to self, throw some fucking Cumin in there later.
I been soaking those magnificent beans since yesterday.
No changes on the political front, whatever Obama is doing is not going to change a fucking thing fer little peoples like you and me, Cheney and Bush should be on trial and I need to go water my fucking garden.
Just fer shits and grins, I think I am going to go see my Doctor, I has a little cyst on my neck that I found about a month ago and I need to be lectured about smoking, again.
The fucking thing is about the size of a Bee Bee, but it is underneath all the layers of skin, so I can't just stick a fucking upholstery needle in it and pop it like a zit.
Trust me, I already tried.
A hunnert and eighty five bucks to walk in the door and two days for them to find my file, because I don't go see the fucking guy unless I can't stand it anymore, what ever it is.
The poor fucking guy is as busy as a motherfucker all day, every day, dealing with little old ladies bitching about everything under the sun, when a real good dicking would make most of 'em happy campers.
Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I suggest you try and visit yer local, good looking doctor and observe this phenomenom yerself.
I am very lucky, this guy quit taking new patients over fifteen years ago and this is one positive from my marriage to the nice lady I have to call my ex wife.
OK, some of these old ladies have a legitimate reason but I can't fucking stand listening to them whine in the waiting room.
The little kids coughing until they are about to puke makes me go outside and have a smoke.
Doctors waiting rooms are a damn good place to get sick.
You wonder why I can't wait to go sit in a closet for half an hour waiting for the guy to whisk in with a whole days worth of sick shit for me to take home?
For the life of me, I don't know why the guy is still alive.
Must be a tough bastard.
Meh, no one lives forever and who the fuck would want to?
Have a nice fucking day.
I left the last post up hoping that I could get some real live Comfort food recipes and I would sincerely like to thank those who did.
Yer awesome.
I have a crock pot full of Black Beans and Ham Hocks going right now and Hell Yes, there is damn near a whole onion two table spoons of minced garlic, and several spices going on in there.
Reminder to self, throw some fucking Cumin in there later.
I been soaking those magnificent beans since yesterday.
No changes on the political front, whatever Obama is doing is not going to change a fucking thing fer little peoples like you and me, Cheney and Bush should be on trial and I need to go water my fucking garden.
Just fer shits and grins, I think I am going to go see my Doctor, I has a little cyst on my neck that I found about a month ago and I need to be lectured about smoking, again.
The fucking thing is about the size of a Bee Bee, but it is underneath all the layers of skin, so I can't just stick a fucking upholstery needle in it and pop it like a zit.
Trust me, I already tried.
A hunnert and eighty five bucks to walk in the door and two days for them to find my file, because I don't go see the fucking guy unless I can't stand it anymore, what ever it is.
The poor fucking guy is as busy as a motherfucker all day, every day, dealing with little old ladies bitching about everything under the sun, when a real good dicking would make most of 'em happy campers.
Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I suggest you try and visit yer local, good looking doctor and observe this phenomenom yerself.
I am very lucky, this guy quit taking new patients over fifteen years ago and this is one positive from my marriage to the nice lady I have to call my ex wife.
OK, some of these old ladies have a legitimate reason but I can't fucking stand listening to them whine in the waiting room.
The little kids coughing until they are about to puke makes me go outside and have a smoke.
Doctors waiting rooms are a damn good place to get sick.
You wonder why I can't wait to go sit in a closet for half an hour waiting for the guy to whisk in with a whole days worth of sick shit for me to take home?
For the life of me, I don't know why the guy is still alive.
Must be a tough bastard.
Meh, no one lives forever and who the fuck would want to?
Have a nice fucking day.
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