Monday, July 06, 2009

Spew Alert

I'm serious, beer squirted out of my nose when I saw this;

I am still shaking my head in amazement.

H/T FailBlog.


  1. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Here's another one that has a liquid alert for me - after 45 years -

    Many years ago, one Friday afternoon, my DOT office head complained to a co-worker of mine about his hemroid problem. My buddy commiserated with him and told him that he had had good luck using Brand X suppositories. The office boss thanked him and went his way.
    The following Monday, the boss drew my buddy aside and said, "I'm feeling better, but those suppositories sure taste funny."

  2. 'Brand X', huh? I'm so old I remember Preparation A...

  3. Having experience with the penis pump, my recommendation would be to find a nice, warm pussy and stick his tongue in it - swelling should go away eventually . . . . . . .

  4. Darwin was an optimist.