GRRRRR

Here is to the three fucking guys on this planet who need a swift kick in the fucking balls.
Number one, the brilliant mother fucker who invented theft proof lug nuts.

Two, the dickhead motherfucker who put them on with an impact gun and least and fucking last, the ignorant dumbass who loses the key, that the dickhead with the impact gun put them on with..
I have dealt with this before but of course, I had to find the aftermath of the dumbass who decide they should never come off again and the stupid fucking dickhead who lost the key, that fits the locking lugnut and the idiots impact gun who tighten a steel lug nut to two million foot pounds into an aluminum wheel.


I just spent two hours trying to get said anti theft lugnut off of a VERY expensive Aluminum wheel with all of my considerable mechanical skill and ended up fucking up the wheel, completely melting the hard to find center cap and using a cutting torch to melt the fucking wheel stud down far enough to yank the wheel off while it was still semi liquid at over fifteen hundred degrees.

This is all so I could get under my car to fix some melted wires going to the starter, that some other ignorant fuck didn't protect from the red hot heat of the exhaust manifold when they swapped engines.

I used  a lug nut wrench, a lugnut socket, a ten pound sledge hammer trying to drive the socket on hard enough to break it loose, the torch to get it red hot so I could get a bite into it with an air chisel, for forty five minutes and finally got pissed off and said, you will come off mother fucker.

That's when I went full mental and just cut the fucking thing off with the torch. Problem being, Aluminum wheel melts much easier than steel wheel stud and the smoke from the torch turned half of it soot black.

One down, just to fix the starter.

If and when I get the cocksucker fixed enough to run and drive, there are tire stores that have master keys for these fucking things and I will stop by on my way to get the fucking transmission leak fixed, so I can find out where the fucking oil leak is coming from.

THEN, I will deal with this half black wheel.

And before my buddy who I traded for this thing for has another hissy fit about how he should never done it, dude, I knew this thing was going to be a pain in the ass and I asked for every bit of it.
That does not preclude my privilige of griping like a butt sore monkey about all the fun I am having.

Fucking Chevy.

I need a bigger air compressor.

Shit will start flying then.

They still make lots of Chevy parts, for an apparently good reason.

I am going to thrash on this thing like a left handed, red headed step child, who stutters,with a hairlip.

Then I am going to get the BIG hammer.

I am going to win, you sonofabitch.

Just wait.


By the way, I never even bothered to look at the fucking wires.

After all that fun it was dinner time and yes maam, I was all done for the evening after working all day.

Almost Makes Me Want To Go Back To Church

Me thinks there are some sexually repressed  individuals out there.

As if I didn't already know.

I really like number three, the last one is priceless.

In The First Place

You stupid fucks in Wisconsin voted this fucking idiot in.
That is a fact.

Now ya don't like the fact that he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do and none of ya paid the fuck attention.

Let this be a lesson to those of you who hate Democrats at all costs, this is what it will cost you.

Yes there are no alternatives, if you stick the positive cable on the negative terminal and stick the negative  cable on the positive terminal at the same time, shit will blow up in your face.

You fucking asked for it, you got it.
They don't pass out safety glasses at the voting booths.

My personal inclination is to back unions and every day folks. After all, I grew up in a union household and have walked more than a few picket lines with personal threats against myself.
I am just pointing out you have some extremely stupid fucking neighbors of yours who are just now getting a dose of reality that doesn't give Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh screaming their lies  any credibility, after all, they are union members themselves, fucking cocksuckers.

Hail Ronnie Reagan!
Motherfucker was a union  president and started the killing of unions with the Air Traffic Controllers.

When the police are behind the protesters, you have lost the game.

The war is over, most folks didn't even know there was one coming, let alone it has been raging,  more fucking idiots, it has been being waged for fifty fucking two hundred and fucking fifty years.

Oh, but the skirmishes still rage.

If you have one ounce of anger at what the fuck is going on in Wisconsin, support your local unions and support those hundred thousand and more protesters who are standing in the fucking freezing weather and those who are willing to go to jail while staying inside the capitol that the governor wants to be evacuated by the same police who are union members who said they won't do and actually slept inside in defiance of his orders.

Like someone complained earlier, it is starting to smell funky in there, the Capitol building, some folks have been in there for days now.

Someone else replied, that funky smell is the smell of Democracy.

Right fucking on.


Update ,

My comment to a comment,

Collective bargaining is exactly what it says it is, the many against a few.

People like me and you, joining together to strive together to make sure we can get a fair wage for a days work,have some sort of rules so we don't have to work in an environment full of poisons, have set hours that aren't subject to the whims of tyrannical employers and can contribute somewhat to a system that will guarantee a bit of security of self sustainability in the years after they can no longer work like a mule.
Public or private, that is all anyone in a union is asking for

Taxi!

Take me and my buddies to the border, right fucking now.

So, Al-Maliki says they can handle it from here.

Good.
It's about fucking time.

After the giant cluster fuck that Bush got us into, training their sorry asses, getting killed for their sorry asses, killing everything that moved for their sorry asses, leaving BILLIONS of dollars of equipment that we built and shipped over there for their sorry asses and mysteriously losing NINE FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS to be divied up by their sorry asses, they want us out next year.

I have news for you asshole, seventy percent of the voters in this country were stupid enough to get duped into us sending our young men and women over there on false pretences in the first place because our fucking government lied through their teeth to make excuses for Dick Fucking Cheney and his fat fucking cronies to try and steal your oil.
Sadly, you actually fell for it.
The other thirty percent of us saw right through that bunch of treason and have been screaming to bring our people home ever since.

You want it? You fucking got it.

What I don't want to hear is that we can't afford to bring our equipment home again.

Fuck. That.
We could afford to send it over there, we can afford to bring that shit back and you motherfuckers can go right back to riding camels and using what ever fucking weapons we already gave ya.

As a matter of fact, just because our government leaders seem to be dumber than a box of rusty hammers and want to keep playing fuckity fuck in that other sandbox called Afghanistan, that joint is a whole lot closer than here and apparently they can use all the fucking people and equipment they can get their fucking hands on.

Bonus, Karzai is missing his Butt Buddy Bush.

I want to fucking puke that no one has pulled the plug on this corrupt fucking asshole.

Air lift every goddamn fucking HumVee and tank that can either be driven or dragged onto a transport,fill those cocksuckers up with every rifle, missile launcher , bullet, MRE and tent we can lay our hands on and get the fuck out of Iraq and Pass Go, collect two hundred fucking bucks on the savings of lives and equipment and dump those fuckers directly into the government builings in Kabul, right after we carpet bomb the fucking shit out of  them.It seems some other greedy fucking American puppet is missing the good old days and is jealous we aren't just dropping pallets of hundred dollar bills there like we did in Baghdad.
Karzai is the most corrupt sonofabitch we have seen in decades and he is our boy.

We need to give Al-Maliki his fondest wishes and be gone out of there so fast his fucking head spins.

For those who scream about the specter of Iran taking over Iraq?

Look at what we just tried to do. You know damn good and well Russia has been laughing their asses off at the ignorant fucks in our government who are too fucking stupid to admit making the blunder of their lives and are too motherfucking stupid to admit it and back off.

I got yer surge hangin' boys.
Having to resort to using drones with Hellfire missiles to blow the shit out of supposed renegades in PAKISTAN, who is supposedly an ally, is enough to recall every sonofabitch in Congress for letting our troops kill people with no declaration of war and is, on it's face, an act of war against a declared ally.


Let them fight each other and bankrupt themselves in the process.

China?
Russia?
Iran? Turkey? India? Pakistan?

Who is going to fill the vacuum of power in Iraq?

Who Gives A Fuck.

Have at it you sonsabitches.

They have been killing each other over there for over two thousaand fucking years and that is before they even heard of oil.

Vaya Con Dios, Motherfuckers.

Get our people out of a lose lose situation, cut the fucking Pentagons budget and get our own fucking shit going again.

As a matter of fact, bring back the meanest, nastiest killingest people we have trained and turn those Americans on the Domestic Terrorists that are killing our very own country.
The Bankers and those rotten fuckers on Wall Street.

That should take about a week to hunt them down, then go after all the cocksuckers who have enabled the fucking bastards.
When they are done? Give every one of them the Medal of Honor and give them the first pick on what corner office they want on Wall Street.

Rent Free, for life with the same Medical coverage those spineless fuckers in Congress give themselves.

After all that, I doubt very much any fucking elected representative in that spineless group of country killers would even whimper a protest out loud.
We might even get lucky and get to see a few of them disappear quietly somewhere else.

Here It Is.

Harry Reid is a fucking pussy.

There, I said it, again.

Sharron Angle is a fucking whack job.

Take yer pick.

This is  a perfect example of what We, The People, are supposed to decide about who of these two fucking idiots is going to represent, We, The People, if we even decide to fucking vote.

Pick a state.

Whack jobs or fucking corporate pussies.

Rich mother fuckers trying to buy the vote, or rich mother fuckers trying to buy the vote.

Can you say Diebold?

The single most corrupt cock sucking way that  our, We, The Peoples, votes have  ever been cleverly stolen.

I saw somewhere today that some lady's vote was cast for a fucking Democrat before she even cast it.
I am not even going to bother to find the link.
BradBlog is all over this shit.


Why fucking bother?


Either fucking way, We, The People, lose.

Suck. My. Dick.

They are used to gargling corporate dick, why not mine?

Because I don't have a few million bucks to throw at these corporate whores?

Damn right. We are all too fucking aware of  this fact.

We all know that if I had millions or billions to throw at the   narcisstic fucking whore who was running for official office, I could out right buy that certain sonofabitch a nice, cushy seat, in what ever office I wanted to  see that certain cock sucker to sit in?

While soon after  they signed checks to some other grifter mother fucker that was on my pay roll worth even more billions?

Who the hell wouldn't drop a check worth what ever the fuck it takes?

Welcome to America.

Would you like to donate one dollar of your hard earned money to donate to the Presidential Election Fund?

Yeah, right.

There are more , certifiable, crazy mother fuckers running for public office in this election season than even I can point a stick at.

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest ,run amok.

At his point, I would vote for Nurse Ratchet.

Fuck 'em all, Democrat or Republican, Libertarian, Green Party, what have ya.
Once they are in office, the graft starts kicking in.
Us little peons are fucked from the get go.

I could give a rat's ass who the fuck get's voted in, it will be the same 'old same old.

We The People, are going to get bent over untill our asses bleed, again.

I, for one, am tired of being a bitch for these rich cock suckers.

I ain't dropping the soap in the shower again.

Have a nice day and don't bother telling me I can't bitch if I don't vote .

I am going to bitch untill they either shut me down or I fall down dead.

I have been voting since 1978 and this is what I get?

Go fuck yerself.


Better yet,

Go fuck each other, I am tired of this sick fucking three way.
I am tired of the jizz dripping out of my ass come  every other November.

Waiting Again

Not.
This is the update to the last post.
I think it went OK, we shall see.
I am way the fuck over qualified for this and it isn't really a mechanic type job, not in a get in there and hand me that special tool that cost me two hundred bucks five years ago and I have only used twice since then kind of thing. There is no, open the hood kind of vehicle maintenance as far as I can see. They want a plant maintenance guy, swing or grave yard.
I don't have a problem with those shifts, it's just me and the fucking cat. My sweetie is eighty miles away and we do what we can, a lot, when we can.
It's union, four bucks an hour more than what I was making getting the shit stressed out of me every fucking day.
They told me to leave my roll aways at home and bring a fucking carpenters belt with throw away tools, if they hire me.
I got grilled real good by the personnel dude about what my past was with the last out fit, many, many questions, from when I got hired nine years ago to the day I got laid off. There are certain things you are not supposed to say about former employers but fuck that. You asked, here it is. if ya don't like it, my unenjoyment check will still come in the mail and I ain't worried about it.

I finally got to talk to the dude in charge of the maintenance program and his number two.
I am such a personabal sonofabitch.
If there had been a six pack sitting there it would have been like we had been friends for years.
That doesn't mean jack shit when it comes to a job interview though.

They asked me what I wanted out of the job and I told them truthfully that I had no idea what they were looking for, I came into this blind.
I told them being inside would be nice.
 Oh, fuck no, they want someone to be in and out, climbing a hundred feet up to fix God knows what. Hey, been there, done that.I told the guy I have arthritis in my fingers but as long as I had glove liners and gloves, I can do this easy.
I still have a couple of sets of insulated coveralls too.
Like I said, we shall see. They were smiling as I left, the guy said he had three or four more interviews. One thing they were interested in was whether or not I was going to commited to ending my working career out there. They are looking for a long time commitment.
I will pass on the girl friend jokes at this point.
At my age and physical condition, you want me to get a union job at way the hell over what I have been paid for the last fifteen years, I don't have to do anything but climb up shit with a safety harness and I don't have one fucking tenth of the stress I have been dealing with?

You have my number.
I have some ten year at a time jobs, most recently nine years and ten fucking days. I am not looking for parking cars on a Saturday night, every other weekend.

Like I said, if it doesn't happen?
I get to lay around on my dead ass for about a year and a half. I somehow have lost more weight, clear down to 139 pounds, that is pretty fucking skinny.
What can I say, I eat when I feel like it.
I am currently trying to knock a couple off of Nasty Girl. This is a vacation I can get behind.
Of course, she is panicking and trying to fatten me back up. The best part Is I am the one doing the cooking and she fucking loves it.
I can cook when the urge comes upon me.

Thanks fer stopping by, there could be some kind of "vulgar" rant coming.
Gimme a break, "vulgar"?

People who leave comments telling me I am vulgar obviously do not see that header at the top of the page where it says "ORNERY BASTARD".

Get a fucking clue.

Meh, FaceBook Sucks

Goddamn, I had forgotten what an asshole bunch of shit heads Facebook is.
I had an account for a couple of years but it got to be a giant pain in the ass and I tried to delete my account but at that time, the insidious motherfuckers wouldn't just let ya do that.
All you could do was suspend your account unless you wanted to take two fucking weeks and go in and hand delete every mother fucking thing, one line at a time.
There was finally enough uproar over that horseshit that they finally relented and let ya go in and just delete the fucking thing, so I did.

Been happy ever since, until recently.

I keep getting hammered by emails of people inviting me to the sonofabitch and family hammering on me to go see their fucking pictures and yadda fucking yadda.
"Why aren't you on FaceBook"?

Fuck me, I heard it again today.

Shit, I still have a My Space account I haven't even looked at for over a year.

I heard that those pricks at FaceBook quit being so assholeish about the names that you can use and decided to put it to the test, just fer shits and grins.
Bustednuckles is a No no, so was Ornery bastard.
No fucking sense of humor, these guys.
So, I trick fucked 'em.
If you want to "friend" me, (gag), on FaceBook, my honies, here it is.

Ornery Basterd.

Look it up, I can already tell this is going to be a fucking mistake but I can just ignore the fucking thing, except for the countless fucking email announcements I will be getting.

Fortunately, I am very familiar with the delete button.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Update;

I fucking knew it, it has already started.
My asshole uncle has been posting baby pictures.

Ya know Unk?
You are the last one of my immediate realtives on that side of the family.

Remember that.

My Senator Did Good Today

There has been many a time I have railed against one of my Senators but today, one of them made up for it.
For those who give a shit, I live in Washington State and I have two ladies for Senators, Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.
Normally I am pissed off and spell it Can'tWell but today she stuck a broken mop handle in the ass of those rotten fuckers who keep trying to let these big banker motherfuckers get off with no oversight.
She teamed up with Russ Fiengold and shut the debate and the vote off for reform.

Why am I happy about this when I think these banker bastards should be strung up from the nearest tree?
It wasn't reform enough and they fucked the rest of those pussy cocksuckers who were going to let them get away with financial murder.

Chris Dodd has really disappointed my ass when he keeps trying to dilute the reform of the banking industry, especially when he is the chairman in charge of that shit and ran for President on that platform.

For once, my Senator did the right thing against the tide of let them all do what they want and if I rant and rave when she does something I don't like, then fair is fair.

Kudos to you Ms. Cantwell for doing the right thing.

Keep up the good work, I just might vote for your narrow ass next time around.

BANK PROFITS THREATENED

Dodd, Banking Committee chairman, has fended off proposals from some Democrats that could upend the financial industry, but analysts expect the final legislation will still cut into profits for banks and other firms on Wall Street.

"The final bill will contain fundamentally tough reforms, creating many headwinds to banks' profitability," analysts at FBR Capital Markets wrote in a research note.

The failed cloture vote lets lawmakers keep pushing for proposals that otherwise would fall by the wayside.

Democratic Senator Maria Cantwell, one of two Democrats to oppose cloture, continued after the vote to press for tighter regulation of derivatives.

A spokesman for Russ Feingold, the other Democrat to vote against cloture, said he did not believe the bill was strong enough to prevent another financial crisis.

Get after those sonsabitches, they are killing the entire world economy and bragging about it.

Life Sucks Shit

No more spongebobcrackwhore for a while boys and girls. Ha! Not that most of ya will miss me anyways...

I'm gettin' hammered at work. I already had a full plate and it got super-sized today.

Shit, I bet I looked like a fucking cartoon dog with his jaw slamming the floor and his eyes popping out a couple of feet to the sound of an oldie-timey car horn when I saw what's headed my way. I sure as fuck felt like one.

I won't bore ya with the details. Today was the first in a long-ass string of 12+ hour days. A string that I can see lasting for a good 6-8 weeks. Full 7 day weeks, thank you very fucking much. Yay. I'm too old for this shit.

My life for the next couple of months will be get up, take a shower, feed the cats, work a day and a half in one, come home, feed the cats, slam a six-pack, sleep, get up, take a shower, feed the fucking cats, work a day and a half in one, come home, feed the god-damned motherfucking cats, slam a six pack, sleep, get up, take a shower, feed the...you get the idea.

By the time it's over the cats will probably be glad I don't know a nice *insert your own prejudice here* family who'd like to meet them.

The only good part will be collecting the paychecks since I'm not stupid enough to work for salary. If I work overtime I'm fucking get paid for it or I'm not doing it, end of story.

OB...dude...Sir...sorry to bail on ya (temporarily) but duty calls. When the dust settles don't be surprised if I ask ya to come and crack that bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label with me. I'm about to earn it and I can think of few people I'd rather share it with.

And you wanna know why this REALLY fucking blows? Because the god-damned World Cup starts in about 3 weeks! I have no choice but to either quit my job or bust my ass if I hope to catch what I can from the knockout stages. Yeah, yeah...TIVO this...what good is recording something you won't have time to watch?

I will be in front of a TV for the final even I have to fucking haul one to work with me!

See ya'all on the other side.

spongebobcrackwhore

I Couldn't Begin To Imagine This

One British sniper, sixteen HUNDRED meters, five kills in 28 seconds.
It took him nine shots to get the range and kill the first motherfucker, then it was game on, using a big gun that was ranged for a thousand meters.
This fucking guy is amazing.

Davy Crockett has a fucking hard on.

He saved a British foot patrol from being ambushed in Afghanistan,, single handedly.*

I can't see ten feet anymore.
I'll drink to giant brass balls and superior optics, backed up with a die motherfucker
team attitude, combined with some serious assed talent.
It takes a bullet two and a half seconds to travel that far.

* Kudos to his spotter too! Of course, no mention of that guy.

Fucking Pussies

That would be those right wing chicken hearted fuckers on the Supreme Court.
They are going to make everyone go through the servants entrance to get inside now.
What a load of crap.


The Supreme Court is closing its iconic front entrance beneath the words "Equal Justice Under Law."

Beginning Tuesday, visitors no longer will ascend the wide marble steps to enter the 75-year-old building. Instead, they will be directed to a central screening facility to the side of and beneath the central steps that was built to improve the court's security as part of a $122 million renovation.

Two justices, Stephen Breyer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, called the change unfortunate and unjustified.

Breyer said no other high court in the world, not even Israel's, has closed its front entrance over security concerns.



He said the main entrance and front steps "are not only a means to, but also a metaphor for, access to the court itself."

My emphasis.

Believe that shit?

Fucking Pussies?
OH HELL YES.

Hey, if ya can't take the heat, don't take the fucking job, it ain't like you are irreplaceable.
As a matter of fact, I think several of the bastards need to be replaced immediately.

Corporations are people, spit, if that's the case then make the dirty motherfuckers pay taxes like the rest of us.

If, as they say in the article above, they spent a hundred and twenty two million fucking dollars on an upgrade, can someone not design it around some thirteen fucking foot tall bronze doors that are in front?
Why make everyone go under the fucking steps?
Hello? McFly?
Jesus, this country has turned into a giant bunch of fucking pansies.
It's beyond ridiculous.

This is supposed to be the most powerful country on the whole goddamned planet but ya can't walk up the steps to the front doors of the highest court in the land.
That is infuriatingly pathetic.

The Fracturing Of The Republican Party Is Giving Me A Woody

Damn, this is more fun to watch than little kids trying to grab a greased pig at the fair.

The Republicans are in full Cannibal mode and I am laughing my ass off.
Over forty years them sonsabitches have been fucking over the Average American with their media dominance and their constant call for tax cuts, the ever worsening dirty, nasty campaign tactics and their out and out lying.

Ah, the sweet smell of inter party hand grenade lobbing is a joy to behold.

After eight fucking years of their nadir of destroying anything decent about this country, the pendulum swings the other way.


My real hope is to see a great bunch of arrests and trials, alas that isn't going to happen because the new regime is just as fucking dirty, in certain ways.

No, my real enjoyment lately is watching the Republican party explode into little splinter groups and eating their own.

Ahh , the TeaBaggers are fucking awesome!

Of course, then we have that naughty little vixen, the quitta from Wasilla. A never ending source of cheap entertainment.

I could go on and on and on and on and on,and on, and on, and on.

But I tire and I will come back to this again because these people are dirty fucking assholes and I will give them no quarter.

Damn, I forgot the Unemployment and Flood Insurance debacles that need to be laid right at their feet too.


If you still consider yourself to be a loyal Republican, then I seriously suggest you look at the definition of Domestic Terrorism.

WATB Republicans Stomping Their Widdle Feets And Throwing Hissy Fits, Again.

Jesus, these people are getting ridiculous.
Look, ya dumb fucking obstructionist punk bitches, ya went all in over health care reform and ya lost,capiche?

Lost the farm, got your clocks cleaned yadda yadda.

They have zero answers to the problems America faces and have refused to cooperate even after the Democrats bent over fucking back wards to accomodate them

Now, not only are they not just merely being obstinate, they are actively shutting down the Senate out of spite.

Protesting Health Reform, GOP Attempts To Bring Senate Hearings To A Standstill By Blocking All Proceedings

There is a little-known rule in the Senate stating that hearings can’t happen after 2:00 p.m. each day without unanimous consent. However, every day, at the start of business, the Senate generally agrees, by unanimous consent, to waive this rule and continue with the necessary business of holding hearings.

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Republicans, however, are now refusing to give unanimous consent and are blocking the hearings. Today, during a Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee hearing on transparency, Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE) announced that he had to stop the proceedings because of Republican block.

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Democratic staffers on the Hill told ThinkProgress that they anticipate Republicans will not only continue blocking hearings for the rest of the week, but also delay or block all sorts of minor, routine measures. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) office did not reply to a request for comment.

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H/T Amanda Terkel @ Think Progress.

I say lock the fuckers out and get this fucking country's business handled.

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Letter of Introduction

I feel humbled and honored to have....no, wait....that's just a hangover. Never mind.

Anybody remember that Farside cartoon by Gary Larson where God drops the jar of humans and goes "Oops" as they all go scurrying wildly off? As the Ornery Bastard himself likes to say...BUWAHAHAHAHA!

Him and I might not be of the same political persuasion but all that really means is that we come at things from different angles. The truth is that we generally agree on a lot of things. Like Jameson on the rocks being good, Dick Cheney being a treasonous sonofabitch who has The Constitution printed on his toilet paper and both of us being WAY too fucking old for the mosh pit anymore (which we learned the hard way, thank you very much).

Anyway, I'll be guest writing from time to time so get over it.

spongebobcrackwhore

p.s. - Here, have some good music for a change...

One Down, 27.99% Of The Population To Go

Domestic Battery.

I predict some anger management classes in your future, dickhead. Ya don't be slappin' on the womenfolk asshole.

Yes, it is a gratuitous swipe at Republicans, they absolutely deserve every fucking one they get, too.
Take for example this rotten motherfucker,


Richard Shelby (R)otten Cunt (A) for asshole.
This piece of fucked up Legislator is almost single handedly holding up the confirmations of over SEVENTY nominations for positions such as THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY because he isn't happy that one of his major donors is not getting the contract to build air tankers.
If I remember right, this is the same contract that John McCain got all pissy about and so did my Senator, Maria Can'twell.
I say almost single handedly because that fucking cunt Mitch McConnell is being point man on this egregious bit of extortion on a National scale.
The major donor for Shelby that he wants the contract for isn't even an American company. Why does Senator Shelby hate America? You traitorous self serving anal wart.
His actions have garnered him the dubious distinction of his very own knick name for his treacherous actions, via the Daily Intel,

When Democratic senator Ben Nelson made a deal for the federal government to forever pay for Nebraska's expanded Medicaid program in exchange for his vote on health-care reform, Republicans gleefully referred to the agreement as the "Cornhusker Kickback." When Democratic senator Mary Landrieu secured $300 million in Medicaid payments for Louisiana in exchange for her support for the bill, it was deemed the "Louisiana Purchase." Now Republican senator Richard Shelby of Alabama has single-handedly held up the confirmations of 70 federal nominees with something called a "blanket hold." It's a move we humbly propose become forever known as ... the Cotton State Cockblock.

Seventy nominations blocked by one fucking jerk from Banjo Land.



Just a note to you stupid fucking pussies in the Senate, you remind me of that young man all too much. You can play like hell but when someone actually tries to inter act with you on a sincere basis, you turn yer fucking heads and ignore the hand stretched out in good faith.
Fuck you Shelby, I hope to Hell this gets enough attention that the rules of the Senate are changed so this kind of outrageous bullshit can never fucking happen again and I also hope you get Cock Blocked if you run again, bitch.

Say Good Night, Harold

Yeah, you, Harold Ford, asshole.
Trying to move your Corporate owned ass to New York because you have done worn out your welcome in Tennessee, Watertiger just stuck a HUGE wooden stake in your dead little heart.
I loves me a Dependable Renegade.

Seriously.

Thank You Honey.




This is a close up reminder of how politicians sell their souls. Harold Ford Jr,



Harold Ford Jr, corporate whore.

This guy just moved to New york to run for office and when he was asked if he had been to all five boroughs, he admitted that he had been flown over them in a fucking helicopter.
How much of the local politics does this guy know?
He doesn't even know where to order a fucking pizza from.

That is serious business around there from what I hear. What the fuck do I know, I never had the helicopter tour anyways. One thing I can be certain of, my pal Fixer will be all over this like stink on shit, because that is what it is and he is very astute. If I have to say,I wouldn't want to see that guy in my rear view mirror if I just happened to be some arrogant fuck with ties to the banking industry flying around looking for a slice and a spot at the Congressional gravy train out of no where.Between Watertiger and Fixer, Little Harry is in for the Grand Tour.
Sic 'em.

I Am Getting Too Old For This Shit

I will be Fifty fucking years old at the end of this month and completely amazed I made it this far.I am tore up and have a fucked up back since I was twenty and arthritis everywhere, especially my fucking hands.

I spent three and a half hours yesterday morning, in the fucking rain, a half mile away from the Weasel Den on a service call.

Three and a half hours to change the belt on a Caterpillar engine on a Vacuum truck. Most of that was spent hanging over the radiator at maximum extension, trying to get the bolts out of a little drive line that comes off of the front of the crankshaft that drives a hydraulic pump.
It is a two man job getting that fucker back together. The water pump belt is a little bit bigger than a pie pan, so is the crank damper.After getting the new belt half way on, it was readily apparent some stupid sonofabitch at the parts store needed a good kick in the balls because it was too fucking short. I sent what was left of the old belt to him with the part number RIGHT ON IT!

No service truck, cheap assed Made in China tools and cussing like you have never heard in your entire life.
I had to take off a serpentine belt, the tensioner, as far as I could and do most of it by Braille.I couldn't see shit.
The fucking assholes put this dinky little belt in the worst place possible and even the tensioner pulley bolts were BEHIND and UNDERNEATH, the Serpentine belt pulley's.
Dirty fucking cocksucker asshole cunt lip motherfucking sonsabitch fuckhead engineers."It looks good on paper".

Put 'em in Hell, right next to Dick Fucking Cheney, taking apart and putting back together again every rotten fucking asshole thing they ever designed, in scorching heat one day and freezing rain the next.
Oh yeah, make sure they have that stupid fuck from NAPA right there too, handing them the wrong parts.
I won't even go into the part about the asshole operator, when the other truck showed up and worked just fine for a half an hour. I could see and hear it, when it quit working to his expectations and he came over throwing a fit and called me everything but white, threatened to call the boss, did call some other asshole and come to find out, when I threw down my tools and walked over there to look at it, he had a fucking big assed rock stuck in the pipe.

Dumb ass.

Not a good day.

I will deal with that motherfucker later.

By the way, Happy Birthday Nasty Girl.

More Mooselini

My God, I can't escape the damn woman.
Sara Palin has now signed a contract with Fox News, a multi year contract.
The woman can't even speak in full sentences.

This ought to be a riot.

Remind me again who the brilliant mother fucker was that decided to inflict this vapid wench on the rest of us?

I was perfectly happy having never heard of her and would like to regain that.

Now I am REALLY glad I got rid of my television last year.
Of course, she is a walking clusterfuck so I am sure she will pull some kind of shit, she can't help herself.

Once she gets on the air,she will get the reaction she so richly deserves.

Trust me.

Third Time Is A Charm.

Oh, the mystery of why a serious rant about the traitorous cunts in the Senate and House disappeared like a fucking beer at quitting time, three fucking times in a row.

It must have been my mistake. Either that or my pointing out the particular points of the Original Constitution that have been broken off in my ass AND the the Amendments that have been shoved up it just to prove how criminal our so called elected government has become, it must have caused me to hit DELETE three fucking times in a row.

What the fuck ever. hand me another beer, I got all fucking night.

Listen, these assholes, male or female, have their tongues so far up the ass of their Corporate Masters, we do not exist.

144 Millionaires in Congress, out of 535, do the math. If the odds of the rest of them getting rich against the odds of me getting sold down the road don't add up to ya,I have a get rich scheme that will make your head spin, it's called The Lottery.

I have to agree with what is out there if you want to find it, I refuse to vote in a National election for the rest of my life because it lends legitimacy to electoral theft.
After 2000 and every election since then. it makes no difference what I, or several million West Coast voters think, it is over before eight O'clock on the West Coast, and Fuck You in Alaska, Hawaii or anyone past Salt Lake City.

I have no representative government, I have the fucking Mafioso with threats of economic repercussions if I dare to cross the local Don. Like, he might just have to go to the Galapagos islands with his entire family, at my expense, for a souvenir hunting,snorkeling and world class dinner , Climate Warming,Fact Finding, Junket. Let us not forget that Rep Hooley,( D), Ore, was on this trip and was astounded that someone might think this to be a "perk" , Read the whole fucking thing and anything else you can find, this is old news from last year.

Bonus points, Mr. Baird went "Fact Finding" to, Antarctica!

Yeah, yeah, we can't afford for you out of work sonsabitches to get any more unemployment, food stamps, Health care or any help with your upside down fucking Mortgages that I helped Wall Street to fuck ya on but you can damn well pay for a government jet to fly me and some colleagues and our whole fucking families around the world to some exotic locales so we can say we are "Studying" Climate change.

Just so ya know, Representative Baird has decided not to run for Re election, citing his need to spend more time with his family, sorting the pictures and artifacts from his Family vacation at Tax Payer Expense Climate Studies Data.

Ow , wait, Health Care, ya can't have some peons, where is my Champagne?

Blow me, ASSHOLE.
I am so done with assholes like this and this is just a little fucking asshole in the scheme of things, not a Gingrich or an Inhofe. Certainly not a Mooselini or a useless fuck like Reid or McCain.

Like it fucking matters, Boxer or that asshole DeMint, not one of those motherfuckers gives a rats ass about you or me unless you can get invited to some fucking fundraiser and get close enough to grab them by the crotch like the fucking whores they are, and slide a huge money check up between their ass and their campaign manager, who is on their knees right in front of ya with their head swiveling around looking like a fucking Dime Girl in a back alley.

Money talks, I walk, I certainly don't fly Government junkets. Mine would be a one way flight with a full body cavity search in shackles and warm beer would not be an option.

Some how, I don't think screaming Green Balloons would help me either.

Maybe something along the lines , of " Getting Shagged By A Rare Parrot" might be enough to scare them into enough truth serum until we got to Syria....



If those are rare parrots, I need some more truth serum but at least someone is getting a nice, slow, screw.