Pawlenty Fucking Stupid

Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty (R-etard) thinks it'd be a good idea to let hospital emergency rooms turn away patients to cut costs. He says the federal law that mandates ER treatment should be repealed.

Jesus fucking Christ...ass-clowns like this guy make it hard to say you're a conservative with a straight face. Which I don't anymore, by the way. I used to but now I'm fiercely independent. Good ideas are good ideas and bad ones are bad ones no matter which side they come from. The trouble with politics is that good ideas from either side are about as fucking common as contact with alien civilizations.

I'm not gonna get into the whole health care debate except to say that if universal health care is run by the government it'll be a cluster-fuck just like everything else they stick their damned noses into.

True, a lot of people go to the ER when they don't really have an emergency (except not having health insurance, which means nowhere else to go). But a lot also go with minor things that turn out to be big.

Note to the heart attack gods: will you pleeeease stop getting my hopes up and give Dick Cheney a fatal one next time? Stop messing around and take that fucker out, will ya?

Anyway, so back to the idiot Governor of Minnesota who has no actual plan for how his plan would work. Who gets to decide who gets turned away? A doctor? A nurse? A pencil pushing receptionist who doesn't know jack shit about medicine? How about a red carpet out front and a snooty door man keeping the riff-raff away from the fancy hotel like in a 1930s movie?

Is he just getting his name in the news or what? He has already announced that he won't be seeking re-election. Smells like another dumbass lining up for a run at his party's nomination next time around. Yay! Just what we need...a male version of Sarah Palin. On the other hand maybe they'll cancel each other out like matter and anti-matter in a perfect vortex of stupid.

You want to cut health care costs? Or, more accurately, make health care affordable? I got a plan...how about we start by making it illegal for hospitals to charge $100 or more for a single fucking Tylenol?

spongebobcrackwhore

Have Some

Here ya thought I pussed out.



Kiss my ass.
I outlasted that fucking bastard Alexander Haig, I am still waiting for Kissinger and GHW Bush to kick off too.Actually, my money is on Babs the Impaler to drop dead first. She looks like she doesn't quite know she quit breathing last year.

Bonus, that treasonous fucking prick Cheney is resting comfortably in a hospital that not one of us will ever see the inside of after having chest pains.

Die Hard Bitch.Yer snuntch fucking daughter is going to find that defending you is a dead end job soon.
I am also waiting for Rumsfield to get some kind of fatal tumor, if nothing else, a damn good case of Prostate Cancer is in order.
Every fucking one of them should be behind bars and eating rehydrated scrambled eggs and moldy toast for breakfast until the last breath they take.

Dirty fucking class war sonsabitches forgot that everyone kicks the fucking bucket eventually and those who are still scratching shit with the chickens will tend to cheer the news of their deaths greatly. Thanks fer nothing ya fucking assholes.

See ya in Hell, where I can demonstrate the true meaning of Tea Bagging to ya, in person.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You poor sonsabitches, now their are TWO of us!

I tried to warn ya.

Price gouging sonsabitches

My buddy OB is kinda burned out on blogging (or so he says, anyway...I seriously doubt he'll last long without some place to vent about this, that or the other thing) so I'm gonna be filling in here and there.

Near as I can figure it, people come here for his rants and spiels, whether they agree with him or not. I got some big shoes to fill so I might as well get started. I hope to have a troll of my own someday.

So here ya go. My very first rant as an Ornery Bastard in training. I stopped on the way home today to pick up some beer at a store I ain't been to in awhile. The price gouging sonsabitches wanted $16.99 for an 18 pack of MGD bottles. Keep your snobby beer opinions to yourself. You drink what you like and I'll damn well drink what I like. $16-fucking-99 for the exact same thing I could get 2 blocks down the road for 3 bucks cheaper!

Now, unlike that fat ass whiney liberal bastard Michael Moore (who made a so called documentary about the very thing that made HIM a fucking millionaire) I ain't got a problem with capitalism. It's a free market and they can charge what they want. They stay open so they must get enough brain-dead idiots who pay it. Fortunately, it's also a free country and I'm a man who votes with his feet. Walked out the door, got in my truck, drove 2 blocks and saved 3 bucks. Stupid greedy fuckers. If it was just a buck more I might have paid up for the sake of expediency. But 3 bucks? Oh, no fuck no. 3 bucks is a gallon of gas that'll get me to work tomorrow so fuck 'em.

What the fuck is wrong with people these days that they can't make a modest profit and call it good? The store 2 blocks down the road manages to keep reasonable and competitive prices so why in the hell can't the one I originally walked into? I'll tell ya why: it's the difference between honest capitalism and pure unadulterated fucking greed. When I saw the price ring up I had to look around to make sure I had actually walked into a local convenience store and not somehow stumbled onto the floor of the god-damned US Congress!

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.

spongebobcrackwhore

Letter of Introduction

I feel humbled and honored to have....no, wait....that's just a hangover. Never mind.

Anybody remember that Farside cartoon by Gary Larson where God drops the jar of humans and goes "Oops" as they all go scurrying wildly off? As the Ornery Bastard himself likes to say...BUWAHAHAHAHA!

Him and I might not be of the same political persuasion but all that really means is that we come at things from different angles. The truth is that we generally agree on a lot of things. Like Jameson on the rocks being good, Dick Cheney being a treasonous sonofabitch who has The Constitution printed on his toilet paper and both of us being WAY too fucking old for the mosh pit anymore (which we learned the hard way, thank you very much).

Anyway, I'll be guest writing from time to time so get over it.

spongebobcrackwhore

p.s. - Here, have some good music for a change...

Just A Warning

I handed the keys to this joint to a friend of mine, Sponge Bob Crack Whore.

Get ready for it.

I ain't going anywhere, as a matter of fact, I can't fucking wait to see what this guy has to say.
We are definitely not of the same political persuasion.

You have been warned.

Apparently I Am Burnt Out On Blogging

Shit happens, it's been four fucking years next month that I have been screaming into the void.
Bitching and moaning about the fucking cocksuckers who are supposedly qualified to run this country has gotten me exactly nothing.
It doesn't matter what their political leanings are, they are all fucking power hungry whores and every mother fucking one of 'em can kiss my fucking ass.

My buddy just made breakfast.
That is what matters, having something to eat so I have enough energy to get up and do it again tomorrow.
I'm tired.
Not that kind, I can sleep all fucking day and still be tired.
I am tired of the talking heads, the asshole politicians and the whole rotten fucking mess this country has turned into at the hands of Corporate America.

Those sonsabitches are getting exactly what they paid for at our expense.
I ain't going to quit Blogging either. Fuck them, they haven't won anything yet.
I might be tired but I am a fucking American and just when they think they have me right where they want me, I am going to turn left and throw a fuck right back into them.

Thanks fer stopping by,I'll be back.

Vitamin C Overload

As in in too many Screwdrivers last night.
Back soon.

Take A Break

Enjoy this while yer at it.

Someone Has Been Watching Too Many Godzilla Movies

Give me a fuckin' break, will ya?

Move the fence North a few states, it's getting way too weird around here.

Update; my buddy sent me this, too funny.

Jesus Fucking Christ, You Birthers Are Killing Me

Jeezus, let me put this on the record for you ignorant fucking cocksuckers.
Do you have a motherfucking Drivers License?
Did you have your Fucking Mumps,Polio,Measels, Chicken Pox vaccinations that were mandated by the Government way the fuck back in the 1960's?

Got a Social Security number?

Did you happen to register to vote as some Dumb Fuck Republican in the last fifty fucking years?
If so, somewhere along the line, you had to cough up a MOTHER FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Holy shit.
I am sick of this lily white fucking back yard pool party joke.

Listen up you societally retarded inbred fucks,
I am older than Barack Hussein Obama, OK?
I was born in Oakland California at Two Ten in the fucking morning on January Thirty First, Nineteen Hundred and Fucking Sixty.
I am a die hard Raiders fan and you can suck my dick for that alone.

I am surrounded by fucking idiots.

Take for example, the entire state of Utah, they want to eliminate twelfth Grade in their High Schools.

Imagine that, the Dumbing Down of America's children, accelerated.

Oh, I can see their twisted logic, after all guy's, where the Hell are ya going to get a date for the Senior prom?
One of your Uncles is going to cut loose with that hot little knocked up fourteen year old sixth wife, that is your cousin ?

Spare me.

Then we have stupid fucks like "Senator" Inhofe and that ever present twat Palin.

Y'all can do me a favor and shut yer fucking pie holes and get to digging in your back yards for proof that Jayzus rode a fucking BrontoSaurus to breakfast last week and was lucky enough to win at Bingo.

If ignorance is bliss, you all must be multi orgasmic.

I'm fucking sick of ya.

Your ignorance and blind stubbornness is enough to make me want to scream.
It doesn't seem to make one bit of difference how many times you idiots get empirical evidence shoved in your nose like a puppy that refuses to quit shitting on the carpet, you are just stupid fucking mutts that need to get a one way trip to the pound.


Oh! It's snowing again!
Global warming is a hoax perpetrated by that eeeeeevil Al Gore!

I am shaking my head in complete disgust at you people. Hell yes it's snowing it's called Winter.
Fuck.
Nobody knows what the hell is going on with the climate right now, we have had a major lack of Sun spot activity, El Fucking Nino is back and without a doubt, shit is changing.
Climate is a decades long phenomenon, not one year with record snow.
Shit, some of you are so damn ignorant, you would ignore the record drought that is plaguing half the fucking world and just point to a snow bank in your back yard as proof everything is one damn guy's fault and everything is going to be normal next week, when Jayzus comes back for Bingo again, riding on the back of giant flying fish.

When Property Values Get Ya Upside Down

Which is going to happen to ya, one fucking way or another, go take some advice from some of these other Ornery Bastards, they can show ya a thing or two, pay the fuck attention. Laugh now and look down your nose at us living in trailers, I ain't paying fourteen hundred bucks a month for rent, or a damn house payment anymore, neither are these guys.

Mickey at The Survivalist Blog,seems to get by just fine on his own and likes it.He also has a WEALTH of info on how to do it right.I kinda like this guy.

All I can say about this next guy, James Dakin at Bison Survival is how to do it so fucking cheap, he makes his own copper wire out of pennies he finds in a parking lot and will tell you how to use it to keep the Barbarians at the gate.
I'm serious.
Kind of a one off dude but he will show you where the bear shits in the desert, somewhere behind his trailer, in a five gallon bucket with a toilet lid seat bolted to it and a plastic bag full of sawdust inside.
You think I'm kidding, right?

Another guy I pay attention to, I think may just be orneyer than I am, maybe, some cranky ol' guy that calls himself SunFighter.
I do believe we could sit and have a beer some afternoon, right before he called me a pussy.
So be it, ya gotta give props to those that do, instead of talk about it and here ya fucking go dude,
Down In The Ozark Hills.
All I can say is ya better click on that link now, Cranky Bastard keeps deleting his blogs, this is number three.
He has been to Grandma's house before.

These are just three guys who actually do it, they live on a small footprint as cheap as they can and I can see a lot of foreclosed motherfuckers that can use the info these guy's have to offer. It's not like an apartment but beats the shit out of living out of your car, been there, done that, this beats the SHIT out of that.
There is a learning curve but I am telling anyone upside down on their mortgage, get a fucking trailer while they are still cheap, they are not going to stay that way very long.
The big thing after ya get one is where the fuck to put it.
All three of these guys found a way to find a piece of dirt to put it on, cheap. Go find out how they did that, all three have a different story. Myself, I got lucky and found a trailer park that accepted me, they are all getting real picky about how old the trailer is and most now, will tell ya to keep going if it is over ten years old, so beware.

I say get one, even as a back up, ya never know when the Mother in Law is coming and you need a little space to scratch yerself real good while drinking a beer and watching the game, No, not for her, moron, for you! Lock the damn door behind ya!

Happy Valentines Day

I am having a GREAT one!
Hope you do the same.

Just Making A Point Here

I keep seeing naysayers saying that storing up things to get by in hard times is a waste of time in the event of a total collapse of society as there will be no more fuel, trade goods, food, etc., etc,.

My rebuttal to that is,
If I still have the things that I stored, I will be around long enough to find a way to survive longer than you will and still be strong enough to pull a trigger on yer ass when you come and try to take my things.
Then, what ever you had, is mine, thus ensuring I get to see one more sunrise.

Even if it is just your liver.

Get One!

I am on an email list for Lehmans, they send me special offers all the time. Most of the time I look and delete but this time I found something I really want to get,except it is currently on back order.

I am putting this way up on the list of things to get, even if it is just for a power outage, I can see where this little unit would be a very valuable addition to my preps.



It comes with the special grill you use after pulling the top off, a base so it won't tip over and a 12 ounce cup.

I bet there are thousands of folks that wish they had one or two of these little buggers, what with all the snow and freezing temperatures that have been slamming the Mid West and the East Coast.

They are only thirty bucks when they are in stock.

I am going to find one of these, pronto.

Click on the link above for more info.

Four Blankets

It ain't even freezing around here.

A Big Fuck You And A Thank You

You will notice that the Echo commenting system is history, bye bye , adios mother fucker.
Thank you BadTux, The Snarky Penguin, for pointing me to Disqus, which is free.

I got this strange Email from PayPal telling me that my subscription to Echo Live Pack subscription has been cancelled by JS-Kit.

WTF?
So I emailed JS Kit and basically said just that, WTF?
When I didn't hear anything back right away, I said fuck it and deleted Echo and installed Disqus.
While I am in the process of that, I get an Email in reply. to wit;

When you paid for the first year of Echo or for JS-Kit Comments, we also set an automated annual recurring payment on Paypal. this is also known as a subscription.

Based on the feedback of many customers, we have decided to cancel this auto-renewal option on Paypal that is being set during your first payment.

This doesn't affect the first payment that you have made, and your Echo is still fully functional on your domain, and will remain active for a period of one year after the date of first payment that you already made.

To which I replied,

Yeah, well, you could have sent me an email explaining that. Instead, I got one from Pay Pal.
So, Thinking that I had mysteriously been canceled, I have removed Echo from my Blog and installed Disqus.
Have a nice day.
P.S.
Keep the twelve bucks too.

Idiots.
I didn't like that Echo shit anyway, so now they can just take a huge suck right outta my ass.


Comment away me Bucko's.


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B.O.C.

One of my all time favorites.

Bad Things Are Gonna Happen

Right after I walked in the door,my buddy told me the sewer line kept coming off the connection to the pipe going onto the ground and put it back three fucking times, then he tells me the Land Lady showed up and put Lime down to keep the stink down, I went around the side of the Weasel Den in the dark and found a hole full of sewer that went up past my ankle right where my fresh water comes out of the ground. Yeah baby, Over the top of my work boots and that is where my fresh water comes from.The fucking Manager chick knew about it and shined it on and so did the Park Manager, I got a boot full of someones turds, found a couple of fucking condoms laying around, that I don't use and had to take my fucking boots off, dump bleach in 'em and go buy some fucking new shoes.
Squish Squish, I am not a happy fucking camper, yet I am very polite to the people I am dealing with, it ain't their fault at Bi Mart.
Double fucking bonus round, I was out of propane and had to throw an empty bottle in the back of the fucking truck, drive down the road, talk to a very nice older lady who GAVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS and told me to find some little asshole so he could fill my measely little tank.
I finally found the little asshole, who was next door at the car wash, cleaning his fucking Toyota. I finally got his attention by walking around the parking lot, waving around a set of keys, he should have had.
I has Propane for heat and cooking.
Not quite, I still haz no heat or water, can't piss or take a dump, because
I would have to wade through a sewer break just to change the tank, which means no heat, no cooking and no hot water. Just for fun, imagine standing ankle deep in raw sewage while trying to light a pilot light, Can you say BOOM? One thing I lied about, I pretty much piss where ever I want to, the beauty of out door plumbing.


Oh yes, Two fucking phone calls later, if it ain't fixed by the time I get home tomorrow, there is going to be HELL to pay.

Just so ya know, This hit me out of the Blue and yes, I have water stored, which I used to rinse out my boots after I dumped a butt load of bleach into.
I have a propane stove with several bottles of propane to cook with and right fucking now, I have several layers of sleeping blankets , so I can lay here and be warm and bitch .It was one of those Oh Shit things. I can certainly take and survive one night, fer Chrissakes, it is just one of those reminders that shit can hit the fucking fan in more than one way, right when all ya want is a cold fucking beer.

CongratsTo The Saints

I always root for the Underdog and in this case, the winner is those poor sonsabitches in New Orleans who now have to put a bunch of party food away and are not busy marching the streets celebrating a fucking foot ball game win.
I guess I can give them a bit of slack as it is the best thing that has happened to them since Heck of a Job Brown left town.
Without a doubt, this win will do more to put money back into that town than any fucking thing the Federal Government has done since Hurricane Katrina.

This, Is Why We Prepare

If you lived in the Washington DC area right now, this is what you would see at your local Safeway.
They are forecast to get between twenty and twenty eight inches of snow shortly and everybody and their dog panicked and cleaned out the store.
Imagine not only not having food and lights and such already stored but being broke to boot?

This is a recurrent problem in this country and it seems a lot of people have the memory of a fucking gnat.

Just tonight, I went to get some beer, as I was leaving, there is a discount store next door and I got in the truck and started to drive off but that damn discount store started calling me. I didn't ignore it, either. I parked and locked the truck and went inside, not having a clue what it was I was going to find.
I went up and down five aisles before I found it,Quart jars of Prego Mushroom spaghetti sauce for a buck and boxes and boxes of different kinds of pasta for seventy five cents apiece.
Twelve dollars and fifty cents later, I hauled out enough to eat on for a week straight, easily.
I also got three packets of Country gravy mix, some Hamburger Helper, a bag of rice and a bag of pinto beans. For twelve fifty, I bought enough food to eat on for three freakin' weeks. Who cannot justify that?

Call me crazy all you want, I'll just fart in your eye and pick my teeth when there isn't a damn thing on the shelves.



H/T Gawker for the pics and the article I swiped 'em from.

One Down, 27.99% Of The Population To Go

Domestic Battery.

I predict some anger management classes in your future, dickhead. Ya don't be slappin' on the womenfolk asshole.

Yes, it is a gratuitous swipe at Republicans, they absolutely deserve every fucking one they get, too.
Take for example this rotten motherfucker,


Richard Shelby (R)otten Cunt (A) for asshole.
This piece of fucked up Legislator is almost single handedly holding up the confirmations of over SEVENTY nominations for positions such as THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY because he isn't happy that one of his major donors is not getting the contract to build air tankers.
If I remember right, this is the same contract that John McCain got all pissy about and so did my Senator, Maria Can'twell.
I say almost single handedly because that fucking cunt Mitch McConnell is being point man on this egregious bit of extortion on a National scale.
The major donor for Shelby that he wants the contract for isn't even an American company. Why does Senator Shelby hate America? You traitorous self serving anal wart.
His actions have garnered him the dubious distinction of his very own knick name for his treacherous actions, via the Daily Intel,

When Democratic senator Ben Nelson made a deal for the federal government to forever pay for Nebraska's expanded Medicaid program in exchange for his vote on health-care reform, Republicans gleefully referred to the agreement as the "Cornhusker Kickback." When Democratic senator Mary Landrieu secured $300 million in Medicaid payments for Louisiana in exchange for her support for the bill, it was deemed the "Louisiana Purchase." Now Republican senator Richard Shelby of Alabama has single-handedly held up the confirmations of 70 federal nominees with something called a "blanket hold." It's a move we humbly propose become forever known as ... the Cotton State Cockblock.

Seventy nominations blocked by one fucking jerk from Banjo Land.



Just a note to you stupid fucking pussies in the Senate, you remind me of that young man all too much. You can play like hell but when someone actually tries to inter act with you on a sincere basis, you turn yer fucking heads and ignore the hand stretched out in good faith.
Fuck you Shelby, I hope to Hell this gets enough attention that the rules of the Senate are changed so this kind of outrageous bullshit can never fucking happen again and I also hope you get Cock Blocked if you run again, bitch.

No Rest For The Wicked

I swear to God, I was Ghengis Kahn in a previous life.
No Sleep Till Death or damn well Killed By Death. Have a nice fucking day, I am still fucked by a Cold Bug, little motherfucker.

About Those Comments....

Yes, I switched the comments over to Echo, no I didn't want to and no, I don't like it.
I pretty much had no choice and had to pay twelve bucks for the privilege.
Halo Scan is shutting down Feb 19th for good. If your blog is on Blogger, you will have to switch to Echo or something or else you will lose all of your previous comments and not have the ability for anyone to leave any. I had just shy of 4,000 comments and I have put way too much time and effort in this place to lose them over twelve lousy bucks.

Like anything else, in time we will all figure out how to use this new system.

God dammit.

So It Begins

I got a bonus present for my birthday, another fucking cold.
I felt it coming on Sunday night and true to form, I am in bed today, hacking and coughing, tickle in the throat, my head is completely plugged up and I have a sinus headache just for fun.
I hit the Nyquil after I woke up this morning with all the above, plus my eyes were glued shut with crusty shit.

Yay.

I got up at noon and started to drive to work and stopped at the nearest convenience store to get some kind of cold remedy, oh fuck no.
By the time I got out of there, my head was pounding and I was sneezing and hacking constantly.

I am so sick of being sick!

I finally had some relief about an hour ago.
I spent some time on line looking at seed outfits, the garden bug is biting me too. I tried to order some on line but fer some damn reason, it wouldn't take my card even though there is enough mony to cover it easily. The damn thing has been giving me fits lately when I try to swipe it too. Fuck that noise.

I dragged my narrow ass out of bed and went three blocks down the road to the Feed Store and collected quite a variety of seeds for this coming Spring.

I also got a wild hair up my ass and bought 50 fucking pounds of something that I am going to have to get my shit together to process and store but hey,I got it out of the way at least.

While I was online earlier, I also surfed around a site called LocalHarvest Dot Org that you can use to look around anywhere in the country to find local farms and farmers markets and actually found a lady less than a mile from me who sells fresh eggs, the occasional chicken and manure to compost. Quite the score if she emails me back.
Check it out.

Anyway another round of uncontrollable hacking is upon me and I can feel a fever too. I am going to see if I can't burn this off.

Got seeds?
If not, they are forecasting shortages for some seed types, food shortages in general and who knows what the fuck else here in the near future. I don't need a tin foil hat, I don't trust these motherfuckers anyway.
Get off yer ass, I did.

Well, That Was Fun

Another succesfull BAD.
Check out the last post, I added a couple more sites and then head to Skippy's place for a more in depth round up.

Jesus Christ, even Driftglass participated. I almost wet my pants when he put me on his Blogroll a couple of years ago.

Many thanks to all that participated, those I already mentioned and a special thanks to Blue Gal
for being our den mother and a real heart felt shout out to Mike Finnigan at Crooks and Liars who shines the light on us little folks every day and has exposed Ornery Bastard to a huge amount of people, kinda like I did that one night after too many shots of tequila except for a lot nicer results.

Thanks to all that participated. There are millions of voices out there and we need to hear as many as we can.
Change is gonna come and the more voices we hear, the faster that is going to happen.

Blogroll Amnesty Day

Yes, it is that time of year again when us B to Z list bloggers open our hearts and Blog rolls to the rest of Blogtopia. (Y! SCTP!).February 3rd is Blogroll Amnesty Day.
Skippy The Bush Kangaroo and John Swift initiated this tradition a few years ago when The Great Orange Satan and several other big name blogs decided to purge their Blogrolls of us pesky smaller sites and ironically called it an amnesty.
So, now the big sites all link to each other and fuck the rest of us unruly peons.

So, here is the deal, if you would like to be added to my Blogroll, drop me a line in the comments to this post and I will add you to mine, if you will reciprocate the favor.

Feel free to swipe the image above and put up a BAD post of your own.Skippy was the very first big blogger to put me on his Blogroll and I will never, ever forget that act of kindness.

Look up, link down, you must put up a link to another blog or ten, however many you want that you think doesn't have as many readers as you do.

Claiming no one could possibly have fewer readers than you is strictly VERBOTTEN!

Without further ado, here are a couple of worthy sites that I read fairly regularly;

The Illiterate Electorate and Left Edge North.

Go check 'em out.

While I am at it, go check out the duo of The Hand Maidens Kitchen, this lady will show you how to walk around the neighborhood and see for the first time, how to find, pick, fix, turn into medicine, the things everyone ignores as weeds.

She is a wonderful lady.

Her Husband, Michael, is very persuasive and also deserves a look at every damn day at Staying Alive, someone has to tell ya where the bear shits in the woods and exhorts ya to get yer shit together.

Of course, the guy I get the most damn traffic from, some crazy fucking bastard named Mayberry.
I kid you not, I can't believe the traffic I get from this crazy fucking Texan,

Heh, if we ever get to meet, you are going to be divorced the next fucking day dude.Right after we wake up from a once in a lifetime drunk.
Best wishes to ya in the mean time, seriously and good luck with the project.

Addendum;
God Dammit, I forgot two! Go see 43 Ideas Per minute and Survival Chic.

This Is Brilliant

A New Emancipation Proclamation.

By the President of the United States of America:

A Proclamation.

I, Barack Obama, President of the United States, by virtue of the power in me vested as Chief Executive and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States in time of war, declare that all corporations within the confines of the United States are legally not persons and have no rights granted them by virtue of their alleged personhood. The rights of corporations are those specified by law and not any of those specified in the US Constitution.


All corporations shall mean each and every corporate entity which meets at least one of the following criteria:

* is headquartered within the territory of the United States;
* does business within the territory of the United States;
* has bank accounts of any kind at any banking institution with a branch within the territory of the United States;
* contributes to any political organization, PAC, political campaign, or other organization which spends money to influence elections or voting within the territory of the United States or of any corporation specified herein;
* owns any real or intellectual property within the territory of the United States or registered with the US Government offices tasked with registering intellectual property;
* owns any portion of any corporate entity described above

By virtue of their incorporeality, all corporations are not persons within the definitions of the Constitution and US Federal Law, and the rights of such corporations shall be limited to those specified by law explicitly describing their effect upon corporate entities and not physical human entities. Constitutional rights do not apply to corporations.


Upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice, warranted by the Constitution, upon military necessity and in defense of our democratic form of government, I invoke the considerate judgment of mankind, and the gracious favor of Almighty God.


In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.


Done at the City of Washington, this first day of February, in the year of our Lord two thousand and ten, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred thirty-fourth.


By the President: BARACK OBAMA

Brazenly stolen and copied Ver Batem from Evan at Group News Blog.

Awesome and very doable as far as I can see after all the fucking Presidential signing statements Bush threw out.

Oh. My. Goodness.

The only Goodness is that so far I survived one hell of a weekend, I think.

Jesus Christ Almighty, , I am still fucked up and I can barely walk, for a good reason.

I just called work and told them I ain't coming, just like I told them I was going to do on Friday.
Holy Moly, Whoo Hoo, THUD!!!

I'm going back to sleep. Getting old is harder than it used to be.
Thanks fer stopping by.

Have A Nice Weekend

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, I am going to.

A little I and I is overdue.

See ya's later.

Ya Can't See In the Dark

I am going to be enjoying some I and I here shortly and this Blog is going to be as dead as a door nail unless I can get some internet access, I could give a fuck anyways and that ain't going to happen.

Have a drink and pleasure yerselves in the mean time.

If I am still alive by Sunday, Happy Fucking Birthday to me.

GOTCHA!!

I was checking my Email and clicked over to see number 99,999 so I hung around a few minutes and sure as shit I happened to catch number 100,000.

Mahtomedi says it was at a hunnerd grand and is from Minna-sota.

Thank you very much for stopping by!

It is quite the mile stone, a hundred thousand hits.

Now I can get over it and start back with the ranting, which I am going to do right fucking now.

Apparently, President Obama left his fucking nuts in Chicago, someone needs to Fed Ex those fuckers back to him, Next Day Air.

The motherfucker is STILL trying to appease those rotten cocksuckers from the Right Wing who have repeatedly stated their only agenda is to stop any thing he wants to get done and have repeatedly been successful at doing so.

Mr. Obama?
You need to sack up, kick that no good dirty sonofabitch Lieberman out on his ass into a snow bank and then go punch Mitch McConnel in the throat to send a message.
Playing nice with these sociopathic assholes gives everyone a perception of weakness, as if that isn't enough of a problem with the rest of the Democratic Caucus bumping into each other trying to find their knees fast enough to be the first one to openly fellate one of these dirt bags on National Television.

You said the buck stops here, then grab a pair and start slapping people around for Chrissakes.

What part of Commander In Chief do you not fucking understand?

I have seen seven year old girls who have shown more dominance than you.

Stand up and wave your dick around and let some of these fucking pussy bullies know just who the fuck is in charge here!

Bipartisanship is a figment of your imagination and asking those rotten fuckers to play nice CONSTANTLY reveals a side of you I never want to see again while holding public office.
We have two fucking wars going, a real Depression and you can't even keep your economic advisor's under control?

Dude, quit acting like a fucking freshman senator on his first day on the hill, trying to find the fucking bathrooms and stand up to these rotten fucking bastards and get PISSED OFF!

You can rest assured if I was in that spot, I would be out for blood.

Just Another Hundred Hapless Souls

Clicking the right button and I'm there. As I type, the Stat Counter is at 99,900.
I would like whoever hits the magic number to leave a comment stating it. It will happen sometime tonight, a hundred thousand hits.

Thanks fer stopping by.

We Are Well And Truly Fucked

I am going to link to an article that each and every citizen of this country should read post haste.
It is long but easy enough to understand.
Here is one snippet just to give you an idea of just how fucked we are;

Thanks to the endless barrage of feel-good propaganda that daily assaults the American mind, best epitomized a few months ago by the “green shoots,” everything’s-coming-up-roses propaganda touted by Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke, the citizens have no idea how disastrous the country’s fiscal, monetary and economic problems truly are. Nor do they perceive the rapidly increasing risk of a totalitarian nightmare descending upon the American Republic.

One stark and sobering way to frame the crisis is this: if the United States government were to nationalize (in other words, steal) every penny of private wealth accumulated by America’s citizens since the nation’s founding 235 years ago, the government would remain totally bankrupt.

According to the Federal Reserve’s most recent report on wealth, America’s private net worth was $53.4 trillion as of September, 2009. But at the same time, America’s debt and unfunded liabilities totaled at least $120,000,000,000,000.00 ($120 trillion), or 225% of the citizens’ net worth. Even if the government expropriated every dollar of private wealth in the nation, it would still have a deficit of $66,600,000,000,000.00 ($66.6 trillion), equal to $214,286.00 for every man, woman and child in America and roughly 500% of GDP. If the government does not directly seize the nation’s private wealth, then it will require $389,610 from each and every citizen to balance the country’s books. State, county and municipal debts and deficits are additional, already elephantine in many states (e.g., California, Illinois, New Jersey and New York) and growing at an alarming rate nationwide. In addition to the federal government, dozens of states are already bankrupt and sinking deeper into the morass every day.

My emphasis.

Now go read the whole thing.

Sometime This Week

I expect to have someone be the Hundred Thousandth visitor to this wee little rant hole.
Amazing, simply fucking amazing.

To every one who stops in,
Thank You.

I'm Still Kicking

Just not very high.
I spent my weekend walking back and forth on a seven hold PanaMax,all day Sunday in the rain, in January, in Portland Oregon.






Less than pleasant, shall we say?
I had insulated coveralls and rain gear but my boots got soaked and my feet got wet and I was an unhappy camper all fucking day.

Yeah yeah, I can hear it now.
Why was I, a mechanic, walking back and forth on a ship all weekend?

It's a long story but it is going to be left untold for security reasons.

Those who know me personally already know why.

Anyway, I hope to get back to my regular ranting soon.
Thanks fer stopping by.

Working

All weekend, dark to dark.

Be back when I am not exhausted.

Get Some Balls Democrats

I've seen this around a couple of different places, it's funny but it does deliver the message quite cleverly.
The same message I have been screaming into the void for years now.

Get some fucking balls you pussy motherfuckers.

It's A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Of course, we didn't and the whole shebang just went down the shitter.

By a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court on Thursday rolled back restrictions on corporate spending on federal campaigns. The decision could unleash a torrent of corporate-funded attack ads in upcoming campaigns.

snip

"With its ruling today, the Supreme Court has given a green light to a new stampede of special interest money in our politics," said President Obama in a statement. "It is a major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans...

snip

Democracy 21's Fred Wertheimer, for years a leading advocate of campaign finance reform, called the decision a "disaster for the American people and a dark day for the Supreme Court."

"The Supreme Court majority has acted recklessly to free up corporations to use their immense, aggregate corporate wealth to flood federal elections and buy government influence. The Fortune 100 companies alone had combined revenues of $13 trillion and profits of $605 billion during the last election cycle," Wertheimer wrote.

"Under today's decision, insurance companies, banks, drug companies, energy companies and the like will be free to each spend $5 million, $10 million or more of corporate funds to elect or defeat a federal candidate -- and thereby to buy influence over the candidate's positions on issues of economic importance to the companies."

snippets courtesy of Huffpo.

There it is, game over, Mission Accomplished, the average American officially has no voice left to be heard. Corporate America can drown out millions of voices and literally buy the politician and legislation they want with the stroke of a pen on a check.

Fucked again by SCOTUS.

I predict that there is going to be a backlash, a very serious backlash.
The first fucking thing we need to do is get rid of the laws that gave corporations the equal rights as a person.

I personally have had enough of this horse shit, this is not the country I was born in fifty years ago, not even a close facsimile.
This is now officially a Banana Republic, third world shithole.
A corporate owned Police State.

Fuck you very much SCOTUS,you broke it, you own it.
When there is no Middle Class America left to speak of and every working stiff is doing all they can to survive, you turn around and sell the farm.

Change is going to come and it is going to be very, very, ugly. Mark my words, it is coming at the speed of light.

The New Definition Of Freedom

Inspired by a comment I left at Mayberry's,
I am still free to fart in my sleep , snore like a bastard and scratch my nuts, as long as there are no underage females and their PC mothers around.

Other than that,I break the fucking laws of the land every fucking day and enjoy every fucking minute of it.

Just like those dirty sonsabitches we call Representatives.The major difference is, I don't rake in millions of fucking dollars while doing it and I am not fucking over millions of people at the same time.

Speed limits are a suggestion until I get around school and construction zones , sound limits on car exhausts are laughed at with glee, I buy my fucking cigarettes across state lines without paying the fucking taxes,ooooh, two packs at a time, booze too when I can afford it. Who the fuck can afford that shit anymore?The list is endless, I have always been one to say Fuck The Man, I have had my arms twisted , been cuffed and stuffed, profiled and yanked over walking down the street for no reason and I have good reason to hate the system and the dirty fucking bastards who make a living out of keeping the Status Quo.
Hey, if it is good enough for the crooked motherfuckers we are dealing with now who absolutely ignore every fucking law on the books, then it is good enough for me.
Oh yeah, fuck you assholes at the FBI too.

WASHINGTON | The nation’s top two law enforcement officials acknowledged Friday the FBI broke the law to secretly pry out personal information about Americans. They apologized and vowed to prevent further illegal intrusions

Gotta love the Tuscaloosa News, href="http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20070310/NEWS/703100319/1007/RSS?p=4&tc=pg&tc=ar"> they told us about this shit in 2007.


Tuscaloosa?

Fuck the WAPO and the FBI, this one kills me.
I can haz real newz, Real time?
Not MSM back wash drool in a fucking tea cup three years later?

Fer Chrissakes, why now?
Anybody paying attention knew about this years ago. for the love of God, anyone paying attention knew about this.
Kind of like all the law breaking shit the Bush administration did, we knew. Nobody is going to do a fucking thing about it, we know that, so Fuck Off and give us some real news, eh?

Hey, WAPO, fins are out and bikinis have been whittled down to the point I can see where yer cousin has a small mole on her outer labia. Get with the fucking program here.
Oh, wait, it's a rerun.Something about being relevant, no need for the DOJ to read this, they could give a rats ass.


Yeah, the FBI sez they won't keep a file on you for no damn reason for sixty fucking years and we certainly won't share any information with those assholes at the CIA, because, we don't like those guys and they have Pepsi in their vending machines.
On top of that, they only kinda sorta broke the law, kinda like a California stop at a stop sign that will cost me and you a hundred and seventy five bucks, ya know.
Still nothing as of ten PM tonight about the massive data collection anyone else has been doing in this country because they are still using Internet Explorer six and the Chinese haven't sent them the new passwords. Google is still using "Bush Rules".They also have been reportedly been offered a "BoBo Plate" with a side of shrimp and two packages of hot mustard to keep fucking over the citizens of China. No word yet, except, more soy sauce and two crab puffs are rumored to be in the next round of talks.

Actually. I gotta give Google some credit, they stood up to the government of China, right after they bent over and grabbed their ankles. Let Freedom Ring.

Kiss my fucking ass, I am getting old and I remember a different day when even a rookie cop treated ya like a decent citizen, instead of walking up with his gun drawn and dragging you out of your car and Tazing yer ass because you just were not as polite as he would have liked.

Tit For Tat And Who really Gives A Fuck Anymore?

So, some lady got lazy thinking she had a certain win for Ted Kennedy's seat and lost her ass.
As far as I can tell, the Dems got one last year in New York, the Repugs got this one and every fucking one of of the rest of us just lost twice.

What the fuck bit of difference just happened is beyond my comprehension because as far as I am concerned, they are all still the same bunch of assholes who don't give a rat fuck what we the people want so they can all kiss my fucking ass.
The Dems couldn't gather a set of balls out of a majority of them and the Repugs are all just bat shit insane and the real winners out of this fucking fiasco are the corporate mother fuckers who pay for it all in the first place.


At this point, it doesn't matter, y'all can lick my fucking balls and anyone who happens to read this needs to realize that one fucking vote for any fucking asshole running for office is, they have one thing in mind.
They spent a ton of some other stupid fuck's money to get there, is a vote for a sonofabitch that still has one thing in mind. Money to get there and all they want is to pay that shit back and make another ton for themselves.Fuck you little peons, I need a new mansion.

Voting at this time is a validation of this same God Damn cycle.
Take the gas money you would spend for this lesson in futility and buy some fucking groceries because the food supply chain is about to detonate.

Either that or go fuck your brains out for sport.
The electoral process in this country has been massively Co-opted and has been proven to have been so since 2000.1776.

Kill the beast.

12 Trillion dollars in debt, massive voter fraud thanks to DieBold,Mercenary assholes like XE, (Blackwater) that we pay Billions to, Dick Fucking Cheney and the cunts in charge of the oil companies,

Halliburton, Exxon, AIG, Goldman Sachs, motherfuckers at The Fed, all those dirty sonsabitches like Geithner and Bernananke, we are SO FUCKED!

There is a giant fucking disaster coming, get yer asses to the store and get ya some Macaroni and cheese, some fucking beer and a machete.
At least you can be evenly matched with the poor starving folks in Haiti, except all they have are the fucking machetes.





I am so disgusted with the political machinations in this country, I am thinking it would be a good thing for those who conspire to office that greatly thinking about your personal well being first should be a pre requisite.

Dayum, I Got Crabs!

As in Dungenness Crabs.

Holy shit, those things are off the charts delicious.
I would take one of those over a fucking King Crab or a Snow Crab in a heart beat.
You poor sonsabitches on the East Coast with those piss poor Blue Crabs and those soft shelled little jokers have no clue.
Dungenness crabs are the shit.
Hard shelled, meaty and more like eating a lobster with many arms, I, myself, the little skinny bastard I am, could eat four of the damn things at one sitting on a good day, three any other day, and these things can weigh up to two frickin' pounds before ya yank the back off and clean out the lungs and such.
Throw in a couple of oyster shooters just for fun and some decent whiskey, I am one happy camper.

All that is missing is a giant bucket of steamer clams with a large bowl full of melted garlic butter and a huge plate full of mussels steamed in white wine, maybe some garlic bread.
Every once in a while I can seriously pig out.

WHY?

Why am I awake at four fucking thirty in the morning?
This is bullshit, I have to go to work later.

Payback Is A Bitch

I fucked up for a long time and got bailed out by my Grandparents, it's my turn and I do what I can.
The neighbors on the other hand can kiss my fucking ass.

I have a hilarious story about me having to drag one of my my ex girl friends home with a tow strap today that you will never hear. Just to give ya clue. when we got there, she bailed out and run into the house and puked her guts out.

What can I say? I asked her if she knew how to be the brakes when being towed and she said yes.

NOT. she admitted it was the first time she had ever been towed, at forty miles an hour on a twisty river road.

Bonus, I made her buy me a fucking drink and pinched her on the ass too.

I might be one of those guys who everyone looks down on because my fucking fingernails are dirty but you can bet your ass I am the first motherfucker you call when you are in trouble.
So, for the next dirty fucker you call when you are in some fucked up situation,

Kiss My Fucking Ass.

Then be damn thankful there are some nasty fucking people that are there to bail yer ass out when ya need it.

Believe me, I have had to have that happen more times than I would like to admit but I can look them in the eyes when I do it and I bail in and help as much as I can.

This is why I get infuriated with these Rip Off Banker cocksuckers. Get out and lay in a rainy street like I have, twice in the last 24 hours, to try and help some lady in distress, and then whine to me about how big you are to fail.

You sonofabitches deserve nothing but scorn and public humiliation, and I will laugh my ass off when yer stupid kid flushes a toy down the toilet, after I charge you as much as a used car costs.

I ain't just a mechanic and I thank my lucky stars that I was so blessed with a Grand Father who cared enough to take the time and had the patience to teach me some serious skills that you only find at a premium price these days.

Chugging Along

As I am laying here trying to clear the cobwebs out of my head this morning, I realized that I have been screaming into the void here for damn near four years now, my how time flies when you are having fun.

At this point, I would like to take a moment to thank each and every one who has stopped by, those who have befreinded me here in cyber space and give my heart felt appreciation for that.

With that being said,I would also give a shout out to those fine folks at the NSA, the CIA and not the least but last, the FBI and those fine folks at the WSJ,WAPO and the office of the Seargent of Arms for the United States Congress for monitoring my diatribes.
Such as it is, this seems so fucking appropriate for these times we are facing currently.



Keep your heads up and keep kicking ass and taking names, it's what makes us a force to be reckoned with.

Say Good Night, Harold

Yeah, you, Harold Ford, asshole.
Trying to move your Corporate owned ass to New York because you have done worn out your welcome in Tennessee, Watertiger just stuck a HUGE wooden stake in your dead little heart.
I loves me a Dependable Renegade.

Seriously.

Thank You Honey.




This is a close up reminder of how politicians sell their souls. Harold Ford Jr,



Harold Ford Jr, corporate whore.

This guy just moved to New york to run for office and when he was asked if he had been to all five boroughs, he admitted that he had been flown over them in a fucking helicopter.
How much of the local politics does this guy know?
He doesn't even know where to order a fucking pizza from.

That is serious business around there from what I hear. What the fuck do I know, I never had the helicopter tour anyways. One thing I can be certain of, my pal Fixer will be all over this like stink on shit, because that is what it is and he is very astute. If I have to say,I wouldn't want to see that guy in my rear view mirror if I just happened to be some arrogant fuck with ties to the banking industry flying around looking for a slice and a spot at the Congressional gravy train out of no where.Between Watertiger and Fixer, Little Harry is in for the Grand Tour.
Sic 'em.

Possible Redemption For Wall Street, Donate Your Bonuses To Haiti

Let everyone on Wall Street be advised, your humanity is being called out, right here, right now.

If you have one shred of decency, give a bunch of your ill gotten gains to help someone who bleeds just the same shade of red as you do.
The unimaginable disaster that just completely destroyed a country with no buffer zone for it's inhabitants should trigger a bit of empathy from every one.

You bastards getting millions of dollars in bonuses for fucking up our economy, you should be the first ones in line to help these people, this is your chance, you know damn good and well it is a tax write off.


Get out your check books.

Cough it up, assholes.

I Am Getting Too Old For This Shit

I will be Fifty fucking years old at the end of this month and completely amazed I made it this far.I am tore up and have a fucked up back since I was twenty and arthritis everywhere, especially my fucking hands.

I spent three and a half hours yesterday morning, in the fucking rain, a half mile away from the Weasel Den on a service call.

Three and a half hours to change the belt on a Caterpillar engine on a Vacuum truck. Most of that was spent hanging over the radiator at maximum extension, trying to get the bolts out of a little drive line that comes off of the front of the crankshaft that drives a hydraulic pump.
It is a two man job getting that fucker back together. The water pump belt is a little bit bigger than a pie pan, so is the crank damper.After getting the new belt half way on, it was readily apparent some stupid sonofabitch at the parts store needed a good kick in the balls because it was too fucking short. I sent what was left of the old belt to him with the part number RIGHT ON IT!

No service truck, cheap assed Made in China tools and cussing like you have never heard in your entire life.
I had to take off a serpentine belt, the tensioner, as far as I could and do most of it by Braille.I couldn't see shit.
The fucking assholes put this dinky little belt in the worst place possible and even the tensioner pulley bolts were BEHIND and UNDERNEATH, the Serpentine belt pulley's.
Dirty fucking cocksucker asshole cunt lip motherfucking sonsabitch fuckhead engineers."It looks good on paper".

Put 'em in Hell, right next to Dick Fucking Cheney, taking apart and putting back together again every rotten fucking asshole thing they ever designed, in scorching heat one day and freezing rain the next.
Oh yeah, make sure they have that stupid fuck from NAPA right there too, handing them the wrong parts.
I won't even go into the part about the asshole operator, when the other truck showed up and worked just fine for a half an hour. I could see and hear it, when it quit working to his expectations and he came over throwing a fit and called me everything but white, threatened to call the boss, did call some other asshole and come to find out, when I threw down my tools and walked over there to look at it, he had a fucking big assed rock stuck in the pipe.

Dumb ass.

Not a good day.

I will deal with that motherfucker later.

By the way, Happy Birthday Nasty Girl.

Sarah Doesn't Disappoint

Stupid Fucking Bint.
Jesus, this is why Fox News is so fucking dangerous, some people actually believe their propaganda, apparently Caribou Barbie relies on them extensively for her information. In her Fux You's debut, she readily admits to that world famous lying motherfucker Bill O'Reilly that she thought that Iraq was behind the attacks on the Twin Towers on 9/11, SEVEN FUCKING YEARS LATER!

Interviewed by Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly on his show “The O’Reilly Factor,” Palin trashed many of the critical accounts of her candidacy in the new book “Game Change.” But one story from the book that Palin did not say was “made up” or “a lie” was the description of her uncertainty as to whether Iraq had a hand in the planning of the September 11 attacks.

“I did talk a lot to [campaign strategist] Steve Schmidt about the history of the war and where the attackers could have come from,” Palin said of her debate prep during the fall of 2008 – more than five years after the start of the war in Iraq and seven years after the terrorist attacks that hit New York and Washington

Please notice where I just got that quote, from the notoriously Right Wing Talking Points Spewing Politico.



Hello?
Seven years?

The following is a list of the hijackers that has been available to the general public long since 2001;

American Airlines Flight 11
Waleed Alshehri, 22, from Saudi Arabia *
Wail Alshehri, 28, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Waleed Alshehri, had psychological problems *
Abdulaziz Alomari, 22, from Saudi Arabia *
Satam Al Suqami, 25, from Saudi Arabia
Mohamed Atta, 33, from Egypt (the likely pilot) *
United Airlines Flight 93
Saeed Alghamdi, 21, from Saudi Arabia (had flight training) *
Ahmed Alhaznawi, 20, from Saudi Arabia *
Ahmed Alnami, 23, from Saudi Arabia *
Ziad Jarrah, 26, from Lebanon (the likely pilot) *
United Airlines Flight 175
Ahmed Alghamdi, 22, from Saudi Arabia
Hamza Alghamdi, 20, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Ahmed Alghamdi *
Marwan Alshehhi, 23, from United Arab Emirates (the likely pilot) *
Mohand Alshehri, 22, from Saudi Arabia, possible cousin of Marwan Alshehhi and/or from the same extended family as Wail and Waleed Alshehri
Fayez Ahmed Banihammad (Alshehri), 24, from United Arab Emirates (had flight training)
American Airlines Flight 77
Khalid Almihdhar, 26, from Saudi Arabia (originally from Yemen, changed citizenship in 1996) *
Nawaf Alhazmi, 25, from Saudi Arabia
Salem Alhazmi, 20, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Nawaf Alhazmi *
Hani Hanjour, 29, from Saudi Arabia (the likely pilot)
Majed Moqed, 24, from Saudi Arabia *


Sourced from "The Complete 9/11 Time Line".

Which, may I add, took me less than two fucking minutes to find on Google.
Is it just me, or do I NOT see one fucking name on that list with the word, IRAQ behind it?

Fair and Balanced my achin' ass, more like Twisted and extremely unbalanced if ya ask me.

In this day and age, where I just proved to you that being misinformed is an actual choice, where information is literally available at the speed of light from multiple sources and GOVERNOR Sarah Palin still believed, seven years after the fact, that Iraq still somehow had something to do with the attacks on the Twin Towers, I ASK YOU, TO YOUR FACE,
You still believe this woman is qualified to be The President of The United States of America?


Cross posted at The Seminal

at Firedoglake.

SWEET!

This is what George H. W. Bush should encounter every time he steps foot outside his front door for the rest of his life.

His assclown kid too.






H/T HuffPo

Update;
Dammit, they pulled the video but this is what the guy said to him,

When he ran into George H. W. Bush at a pizza place, one man decided to give the former president a piece of his mind.

The man called Bush a "murderous, Zionist piece of shit" responsible for millions of deaths. He added that Bush's "new world order" would never come to be, an apparent reference to the 1991 State of the Union.

Then he called him a piece of shit again and was arguing with the Secret Service detail, asking them if they knew the real history of him being responsible for millions of deaths.

Good on ya dude, that ranks right up there with the doctor in the after math of Katrina telling Cheney to go fuck himself.

Truth to power.

More Mooselini

My God, I can't escape the damn woman.
Sara Palin has now signed a contract with Fox News, a multi year contract.
The woman can't even speak in full sentences.

This ought to be a riot.

Remind me again who the brilliant mother fucker was that decided to inflict this vapid wench on the rest of us?

I was perfectly happy having never heard of her and would like to regain that.

Now I am REALLY glad I got rid of my television last year.
Of course, she is a walking clusterfuck so I am sure she will pull some kind of shit, she can't help herself.

Once she gets on the air,she will get the reaction she so richly deserves.

Trust me.

Just In The Nick Of Time

I have no idea why but I just happened to catch the fact that my fucking refrigerator popped the Damn circuit breaker.

This after I just went and spent a hundred bucks at Safeway. A hundred and fifty before the damn Club Card shit.

I have ranted about that before, Motherfuckers.
After frying two dozen little pork sausages and throwing a huge damn Pot roast in the Dutch Oven, I think I have it under control.

We shall see tomorrow.
The ham hock is going to be something to watch.

The Global Melt Down Is Manifesting In Strange Ways

You have got to me kidding me, President Ahmadigofuckyerself is demanding reparations for damages suffered to his country during World War Two.


Warning, link goes to Fux Yous.


I just choked on my beer.

Threatening the whole world with phantom nuclear bombs for the last five years and scaring the piss out of our news media and now this little piss ant wants to sue for millions of euroes for damages inflicted in a world war that happened sixty fucking years ago.

Nice try Pal.

Yer in the middle east, go pound some of that sand in yer ass. Moron.
Fuck me. Between this asshole and that crazy fucker in North Korea, it is downright comical.
Apparently he can't jack up the price of a barrel of oil enough.

If I recall correctly, Iran was at the center of the oil embargo in 73.

They also held a bunch of our citizens hostage during Jimmy Carters Presidency and Also, I recall,they have been subject to our Imperialism for some time now.
The people of Iran are actually very nice, intelligent and sophisticated.
It is the small minded motherfuckers that run the place that are all fucked up, kinda like this place.

Either way, Ahmadinejad is a little prick and waving his tiny fist around again.
Have a nice day asshole.
This kills me,

Ahmadinejad said he'd write to U.N. secretary General Ban Ki-moon to ask for compensation for damages caused to Iran during the war, and for use of its territory and resources by allied powers, the Post reported.

"You inflicted lots of damages to the Iranian nation, put your weight on the shoulders [of the Iranian people] and became victors in World War II. You didn't even share the war profits with Iran," Ahmadinejad said.

Eighty bucks a barrel ain't enough, two hundred bucks a barrel ain't enough, FIVE hundred bucks a barrel and he will still be waiving his little dick around.


Dude, you are worse than the most evil fucking ex wife I have ever heard of.

Britain and the Soviet Union invaded Iran on August 26, 1941, to secure oil fields and supply lines for the Soviets. The Post notes the Iranians suffered when food, fuel, and other essentials were given to the invading powers.

Ahmadinejad reportedly also warned that Iran may demand similar compensation for the first World War.

I will have to admit I wasn't even born yet and I can still imagine the suffering of local citizens but give me a fucking break.Sixty years later?
They have some lawyers over there for damn sure.

Keep waving that tiny little fist, asshole, if yer lucky, some nice gal will stick a tit in yer mouth and shut you the fuck up.

To Serve And Protect

Ya wonder why no one trusts the cops, after seventeen deaths by Tazer last year, NY city cops shooting an unarmed Groom on his wedding night and sodomizing people with mop handles and now we have this from Florida.

A word to the wise fellas, you are not Gods.

Being Educated Does Not Mean You Are Smart.

Dumb Fuck.

What part of insane do you not understand?



H/T Fark

Been Slackin'

Yeah yeah, I know.
I just had to take a break, my outrage meter has been pegged for too damn long so I said fuck it for a few days.
It doesn't make a damn bit of difference what I have to say, the long slide into the abyss continues apace, uninterrupted, anyway.

I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest at work, been all by myself pretty much for two damn weeks.
It's kicking my ass pretty good.

On another note, if any of you are Heavy Metal fans, you MUST go see Jurrasic Pork's post over at Brilliant At Breakfast he put up today about a group of young guys who survived living in Iraq during the last few years who had to walk around with .45's on a daily basis and went through absolute hell but finally caught a break and came to the US.
It is a great story and is well written. It has two videos, one of the band called Acrassicauda (which means Black Scorpion in Latin) and one where they get to meet their hero,James Hetfield of Metallica behind the stage and he presents one of them with one of his guitars and then signs it for him.
That alone is worth popping over to see, it brought a tear to my eye after reading the piece and all the hardships they endured.
The real treat is the video of them playing though, these guys are good, very good.
Now get yer ass in gear and go read his piece and watch the videos, I highly recommend it.

Here is a kinda bluesy teaser,you gotta go see JP's post and the video over there, these guys are the next Metallica, it is that good.

Third Time Is A Charm.

Oh, the mystery of why a serious rant about the traitorous cunts in the Senate and House disappeared like a fucking beer at quitting time, three fucking times in a row.

It must have been my mistake. Either that or my pointing out the particular points of the Original Constitution that have been broken off in my ass AND the the Amendments that have been shoved up it just to prove how criminal our so called elected government has become, it must have caused me to hit DELETE three fucking times in a row.

What the fuck ever. hand me another beer, I got all fucking night.

Listen, these assholes, male or female, have their tongues so far up the ass of their Corporate Masters, we do not exist.

144 Millionaires in Congress, out of 535, do the math. If the odds of the rest of them getting rich against the odds of me getting sold down the road don't add up to ya,I have a get rich scheme that will make your head spin, it's called The Lottery.

I have to agree with what is out there if you want to find it, I refuse to vote in a National election for the rest of my life because it lends legitimacy to electoral theft.
After 2000 and every election since then. it makes no difference what I, or several million West Coast voters think, it is over before eight O'clock on the West Coast, and Fuck You in Alaska, Hawaii or anyone past Salt Lake City.

I have no representative government, I have the fucking Mafioso with threats of economic repercussions if I dare to cross the local Don. Like, he might just have to go to the Galapagos islands with his entire family, at my expense, for a souvenir hunting,snorkeling and world class dinner , Climate Warming,Fact Finding, Junket. Let us not forget that Rep Hooley,( D), Ore, was on this trip and was astounded that someone might think this to be a "perk" , Read the whole fucking thing and anything else you can find, this is old news from last year.

Bonus points, Mr. Baird went "Fact Finding" to, Antarctica!

Yeah, yeah, we can't afford for you out of work sonsabitches to get any more unemployment, food stamps, Health care or any help with your upside down fucking Mortgages that I helped Wall Street to fuck ya on but you can damn well pay for a government jet to fly me and some colleagues and our whole fucking families around the world to some exotic locales so we can say we are "Studying" Climate change.

Just so ya know, Representative Baird has decided not to run for Re election, citing his need to spend more time with his family, sorting the pictures and artifacts from his Family vacation at Tax Payer Expense Climate Studies Data.

Ow , wait, Health Care, ya can't have some peons, where is my Champagne?

Blow me, ASSHOLE.
I am so done with assholes like this and this is just a little fucking asshole in the scheme of things, not a Gingrich or an Inhofe. Certainly not a Mooselini or a useless fuck like Reid or McCain.

Like it fucking matters, Boxer or that asshole DeMint, not one of those motherfuckers gives a rats ass about you or me unless you can get invited to some fucking fundraiser and get close enough to grab them by the crotch like the fucking whores they are, and slide a huge money check up between their ass and their campaign manager, who is on their knees right in front of ya with their head swiveling around looking like a fucking Dime Girl in a back alley.

Money talks, I walk, I certainly don't fly Government junkets. Mine would be a one way flight with a full body cavity search in shackles and warm beer would not be an option.

Some how, I don't think screaming Green Balloons would help me either.

Maybe something along the lines , of " Getting Shagged By A Rare Parrot" might be enough to scare them into enough truth serum until we got to Syria....



If those are rare parrots, I need some more truth serum but at least someone is getting a nice, slow, screw.

Third Time iS a CHARM.

What She Said

I will be forever grateful I stumbled on Just An Earthbound Misfit, I.

This is where the rubber meets the road.

Bookmark this site immediately, I did, years ago.

Back When They Still Had All Their Members

And their members had all their parts.

Have some old school Def Leppard.







See ya's later.

Not Much To Say

I have been in bed, sleeping since Friday night.
If I had to guess, I would say I have slept thirty two of the last forty eight hours.

My body is telling me something.
I don't have a cold or the flu as far as I can tell, just maximum burn out.

I should be back to my ornery self shortly, I hope.

Jihad This Motherfucker

Long Live Rock And Roll!

Al and the Quedas just can't cut it.

Sam the Sham and the Pharoa's on the other hand, get down!





Bonus round.

Now That I Have Survived The Red Necked Howdy To the New Year,

Jesus Christ, it is baby Baghdad around here.
I am fondly reminded of when I lived in San Jose.
At midnight on New years Eve, all of a sudden gun shots would ring out, then fire works would go off, then the automatic rifles would start in.
I had this neighbor lady who was in the National Fucking Guard be standing out in the drive way yakking and I would start hearing a splat, splat,splat, thud, thud thud,hitting the driveway and into the bushes along side and I had to drag the dumb bitch under the car port and explain to her that there were bullets falling out of the sky and get the fuck under cover.
This was twenty years ago.
As I lay awake at the dawn of 2010, I am reminded that this is not a one time thing for many innocent people around the planet because of some imperialistic folks who happen to have absolute control over people who have the capability to steer remote control planes with fucking bombs that apparently can be dropped from half way around the planet by remote control, that kills children , women, and wedding guests, on command.
Thirty terrorists are taken out on every strike, every time.
The women, children and babies, donkey's, goats and little old ladies are just collateral damage and not one. fucking. thing., is ever said about them again.

Dead.

Women, children, little old ladies, goats, chickens, houses,schools,everything.

All because we are at war with some phantom army who wants to cut our throats in the middle of the night, rape our women and destroy our way of life.

I can't say that I blame them if our way of life is killing every fucking thing that the Powers that Be thinks is in their way from total global dominance or a barrel of fucking oil.

This is what we are going to be paying for, for the next two generations and by the way, we are going to bail out the out of control gamblers in several other domestic enterprises like the infamous Good Old Boys on Wall Street,Gm, again, Fannie and Freddie and several more I don't deign to consider.

Every mother fucker but you and me, BUT, at this time the U.S. Government is not throwing bombs at us, yet.

Reading all of your Emails, Sneak and Peek searches,listening to your phone calls,
Snatch and Grab to send you to another country entirely to be tortured for information you don't have?
Yeah, we have that shit on speed dial.

Black water?
They just got a pass from a a judge here in the U.S. for a bunch of mercenaries in some God forsaken place called Iraq that opened fire with automatic weapons in a traffic jam that killed seventeen people.
Nothing like Los Angeles traffic, I am sure.

Let's not forget the nine BILLION dollars that went bye bye in the cradle of civilization under "Dick" fucking Cheney's reign.Yeah, drop off a few pallets of hundred dollar bills in my neighborhood,oh, don't forget a few thousand bits of modern warfare will help the heartburn.

It might be 2010 but 2000 to 2009 needs to be seriously remembered as the years that this country got robbed, raped and sent the bill for the pleasure of having it done so many times the drapes are beyond cleaning.

Just for fun. from 2009 to the present?
I already need some Handy Wipes.