Spread 'Em Suzie, You Slut

The fact that this fucking bill got as far as it did doesn' t really surprise me. The fact that it was introduced by some fucking douchebag Republican doesn't either.

I have come to expect this kind of ass hattery from these fucking clowns.
They have been after reproductive issues for fifty fucking years.

Making a law that a woman has to have an invasive, as in vaginal, Ultra sound before having an abortion, sounds exactly like what some of these fucking ass clowns would want.

Well, howdy, let's go one step farther and make a law that has each and every one of these regressive asshats have to have a Sigmoid Colonoscopy with the video camera that captures each and every centimeter of the journey up their colon become mandatory video viewing on Youtube.

What the hell, they are assholes everyday anyway, lets get a bit beyond their face value and delve a little deeper into their personal sex lives.

That is what they want do to us.

We just might find a few of their secret donors DNA in there.

I do believe this country has SEVERAL more important issues to deal with and fair is fair, if you wnat to see what is inside my wife's womb and make it a law that everyone can see that, I want  to see what you had for lunch yesterday and post it on line.

Best yet, make it mandatory that you have to schedule this procedure the same fucking day as my wife's so I can have a few laughs with the nurses and make sure you don't have the opportunity to try and pass some other stupid fucking idea like this one.

Good Riddance, You Racist MotherFucker And Stay Gone.

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Happy New Years,Joey, You Rotten Sonofabitch.

Just to start it right, remember, Joe Lieberman is gone after this year.

Just for a double plus bonus, that other republican Light, Ben Nelson(T for Traitor) from Nebraska just bailed out too.

I am going to party till I pass out the day I see that rotten fucking sonofabitch no good self serving cocksucker , "Short Ride" to the nearest clinic, double back stabbing turncoat cock swallowing weasel, needle dick bug fucking, turncoat, rotten money grubbing, sell out ,self serving,AIPAC bitch, go down the fucking road.

That scumbag is the head of DHS and absolutely refused to investigate one single allegation against the Bush Administration.

He is dirty beyond dirty and he needs to get thrown out of government or any entity that could possibly have anything to do with government until fifteen years after the motherfucker has been in the ground kicking up Hemlock seeds.

Fuck him and every sonofabitch he does business with.
Rot in Hell under a mile of the Devil's rotten, stinky Gym socks and road stripe stained jock straps, you prick.

My contempt for Joe Lieberman is infinite and eternal.

Just ask me.

Bring Out Yer Dead

Who would have thought that folks can't afford ten thousand dollar funerals any more?

According to the USA Today, the dead tree version of the news that is afforded to me gratis at the hotel I am currently burrowed into, the entire country has seen at least a ten percent increase in unclaimed bodies and funerals for indigent people.

Increasingly, counties are opting for cremations over burials because it is cheaper.

Just in case you didn't know, if you croak and are old enough to collect Social Security, the government will pay out a whopping $250 for your remains to be taken to the local land fill.

The last I heard, it costs a grand just to be cremated.

Ya might as well just have a couple of guys dragging a cart down the street yelling out "Bring out Your Dead" like they did back in Europe when the plague was in full bloom.

Eh, just leave me out for the vultures, when I'm dead, I won't give a fuck anyway.

This is just one more aspect of the Republican plan that seems to be working a little too well these days.

TSA and VIPR

First off, watch this video and let me say that these pussy motherfuckers do not belong in my country.




Then read this fucking horseshit;

BROWNSVILLE - Random car and truck inspections are wrapping up at the Port of Brownsville.

The Transportation Security Administration hit the streets checking for any potential threats to the port. It's called Operation Viper.

A spokesperson says TSA is checking all private and commercial vehicles coming in and out of the port. They’re doing thorough inspections and using K9s.

We're told this is a random operation and not in response to any specific threat.

My emphasis,

Link here.

Excuse the fuck out of me?

How many times do we have to lament the demise of our Fourth Amendment rights?
That many.

An illegal search, an illegal detention and an illegal road block to do it, all funded by us with money funneled to the TSA.

Fuck that, fuck them and fuck the motherfuckers who think they can just get away with this shit.

It isn't just planes trains, ferries , subways and big trucks, which they oh, so politely begged to differ when we told them it was illegal, now it is your fucking car.
Coming out of a port.

How would anyone even remotely involved in terrorism get near a port?
They don't have an answer.

I can fucking tell you.

You can't even get NEAR a port without passing several security check points, and a FEDERAL IDENTIFICATION CARD.

Neither in, nor out.

It is a huge power grab on their part and they can lick my fucking balls if they think I am, for one fucking second, " going to take their word for it".

Can you say "POLICE STATE"?

Weiner Goes Limp

After getting pounded by the media, Anthony Weiner is going to step down.

I am still waiting for Vitters resignation after admitting SEVERAL YEARS AGO, that he had used the services of a prostitute.
Apparently, I am going to continue to wait.

It is all to true in this fucking political climate, IOKIYAR.


Hypocritical motherfuckers.

Update;

You attack dogs on the right wing media are going to get what you have coming and I can't fucking wait.

Money can't buy happiness, just hot tubs, bigger tits, fancy cars, hookers and a waiting period.

Newt Gingritch Can Suck MY Dick!

What a hypocritical fucking piece of shit.

Fuck you, ya rotten sonofabitch.

I can't believe that other piece of shit Chris Wallace actually reached down and grabbed his atrophied nut sack and asked this question;



What a transparent mother fucker. Glass House, indeed  Fuck You,Asshole.

Get the fuck off any idea you are ever, ever, ever going to be the President,ain't gonna happen.

On the other side of this, please feel free to spend every fucking dime you own and every dumb sonofabitch who is stupid enough to donate to your campaign in the mean time.

Dumber Than A Box Full Of Rusty Hammers

Jaysus Christ.
I just spent a half an hour talking to some stupid woman at Verizon trying to pay my outrageous bill.
I think I have actually been here at the Weasel Den a total of five fucking days since New Years.
That doesn't stop the fuckers from charging me though.
$125 bucks.
 Then she tries to upgrade me., No charge.
OK, I'm listening.

Faster access, better air card,more Gygabytes best of all, ten dollars a month cheaper.
You have my attention.

But no.
She dithered around , him hawed and couldn't figure out what the fuck she was talking about.
 Next thing I know, it's another twenty bucks.
OK, just fucking do it.
But, no. Can't do that.Please hold while I figure out how to fuck you, hold still.
Put's me on hold while she straightens her bra strap and goes for the kill shot.

How's about another hundred and fifty fucking bucks for the upgrade?

I gotta admit, I was polite when I told her how to insert said plan right back into her ass.

It's nine thirty in the morning, I have already had two shots of whiskey and a beer chaser but I ain't that fucking stupid. Fer Christ's sake lady!
Just take the payment and quit wasting the battery in my cell phone!

If I ever get my fucking tax rebate back, I am going to dump Verizon like the two bit whore they are, on a deserted street in the middle of the night, in the rain.

Fuck me running.

On top of all that aggravation, the cocksuckers would have extended my contract for another two years without telling me, as I found out the hard way when my air card died and I had to get off my sick bed to go get another one.

Rotten fucking bastards.

Verizon can suck my fucking dick.

Anyway, I am home for a short while, I have internet access and you can expect to see some more venom spewed from my keyboard soon.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Still kicking

It's going to be a bit before I get up to speed.

The one thing I saw  made me proud as fuck, that stupid sonofabitch jackass motherfucker in Wisconsin just shit down his leg, made a bet his ass can't cover and woke up a whole lot of working people.
 When thirty thousand people come to protest some governor in the middle of winter?

Ya done fucked up pal.

Thirty thousand people coming out to protest in Wisconsin in the middle of winter would make a rock band jealous.

Good on ya folks.

Off To Do Laundry

I would like to thank everyone who stopped by to wish me a happy birthday, that was nice of ya.

I had a fairly relaxed birthday, a bunch of company showed up out of the blue and my girl friends friend made hamburgers and such for every one, that was damn nice of her.

I am in full recuperation mode and am getting ready to head out with the honey and go do laundry and grocery shopping.

In the mean time, the shit is still hitting the fan in Egypt and even the King of Jordan has seen the writing on the wall and replaced his government in response to growing unrest over food prices.

Note that last bit, food prices, you are going to see more and more unrest over food prices.
That is because those same jerks who contributed to our current financial meltdown have decided to treat food the same way they do car sales.

Betting on this and that, buying futures up like candy and driving the final price of food up. Look around ya, the price of cotton is up over ninety fucking percent, one guy, ONE, bought up almost all of the cocoa futures. Bet money, little Ms.Swiss Miss, is going to have a sore ass here in the future.

Pay attention folks, things aren't just going to be ugly in the Middle east, here shortly, the mid west is going to chiming in  too.

I keep arguing trying to persuade my girl friend into getting some grub put away for a little buffer but she is a hard headed Norse women and says she has to go into town several times a week any way and has no place for storage.

I got your hard headed and raise ya by an Irishman......

Rat Bastard Ruled Ineligible To Run

Lol!

This made my fucking day!

That skeezeball Rahm Emmanuel has been found to be ineligible to run for Mayor of Chicago because he hasn't lived there for at least a year.,

Good.

Fucking bastard.

The people of Chicago have one less crooked politician to choose from.

Hey Rahm?

Fuck you very much, from a member of the Professional Left.

Jackass.

FUBAR

I don't know how it happened but my normal computer took a major shit last night.
I surfed the web, checked my mail, everything was cool. I got off the web and decided I would do a computer scan while I snoozed. It takes a while and I figured it could do it's thing while I sawed logs.

Got up this morning and see a fucking warning about some fucking infected file. I clicked out of that and my monitor lit up like a fucking pinball machine with twenty extra games.

Can you say FUBAR?
 Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition?
It won't let me do a God Damn thing.
No restore, no internet, no Windows, Croaked.

I said Fuck it and turned it off, apparently there are several of the little nasties battling each other over control of my hard drive.

Dirty fucking sonsabitches.

In my eyes, if there was ever a reason for Capitol Punishment, hackers like these would be first up against the wall.
Pissed off? Oh, you fucking betcha I am pissed off.
So, I went to town and cooled my heels, made a few phone calls and I am still fucked.

I came home, unplugged the fucking thing, swapped it out for my old one, and it fucked me too!

Three mother fucking hours I have been dicking with this cocksucker.

I believe it is currently in Safe Mode because the colors are all fucked up and the borders are all the wrong color.

Can anyone tell me what the fuck System Idle Process is?
It locks this motherfucker up tighter than a drum. It has something to do with Windows and you can't kill it. It takes up 99% of my processor activity according to Task Manager but like I said, ya can't turn it off.

I had to reboot the fucker several times, delete and reinstall (SPIT!) Verizon twice and I just now got online at what. 2 o'clock in the fucking morning?

I have been fucking with this shit since 9 P.M..

My uncle seems to have too many computers laying around, I do believe I will ask him to donate one to the cause , at least until I can find an electronic sledge hammer to kill some fucking viruses with.

I think this pretty much sums up my feelings at this point.



Seek and Destroy.

They Own It, They Know It

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Outta The Park

Froomkin knocks the hide off the ball with this one.

Somebody is still paying attention.

Grab a cold drink, go to the bathroom and then sit down and read this whole thing. I am dead fucking serious, READ IT!

Without question, he reinforces with facts why I believe that dirty sonofabitch George Bush jr. should be in fucking jail.

Stand Back, I'm Gonna Blow

Before I get incoherent, because I am, I just want you to know I voted yesterday.
I wasn't going to, one of my brothers, you know him as BustedsBro, called and ragged on me about it.
This could get lengthy.

I had just got back into town after a week and a half at my girl friends place. I had a good time.
He calls, rags on me while am having a cold one after driving for an hour and a half with the sun in my eyes and was relaxing.
He starts in.
"Did you vote?".
Uhmm, not yet, I just got back in town, etc, etc. I will spare you the rest.

So,
I come home to the Weasel den and let the cat out, it bitched at me just like I knew it would and took off. The fucking cat is fine, I had a neighbor take care of it while I was gone.

Back to my point here.
I grabbed the ballot and went back down town, I cruised by City Hall to make sure that was where to drop it off, it was too late to mail it in.
So I order another cold one and am filling the fucker out, both sides, mind you.
I did what I thought was the right thing and then I get to all of these people running unopposed who I had looked into earlier and sad, Oh, Fuck No., so I voted for myself, many, many, times.
You know, that write in thing.

Fuck you, I voted, get over it.

Then I flip the damn thing over and start perusing the initiatives, this is where it gets ugly, hide the women and childrens.

Two of these are about wresting control of the likker stores in this state. Let me stop now, so I can suck down some expensive suds for a second and catch my breath.

The likker stores in this state are run by the state. Period.

We just went through hell making the fucking bastards open up on Sunday. They countered with only some stores.
Fuck, You, I sez. Three bucks a fifth in taxes here compared to across a fucking bridge.

This is the only fucking state I have ever been in that doesn't sell cigarettes or even mixers like Coke.
Nope, gotta go down to the nearest convenience store for that shit.

So the vote was to get the state out of the bizznis and let private people take over. All fer that I says.
Fucking idiots.

But that isn't really what pissed me off, this did.

I had forgotten about it but some cock sucking genius came up with a tax on little kids last year, and it passed.

You read that right, a tax on little kids.
A special tax on Candy and Soda Pop.

Ya see, this state has no income tax, something else that was on the ballot today.
It has a sales tax, which to this day, after twenty fucking years in this state, I haven't figured out. They don't tax some food stuff but others they do, I dunno but it is a fucked up mess. To make it worse, it isn't just a state wide sales tax, it varies from city to city!!
Anyway, back to the little kid tax on candy and pop, just who the FUCK do you think is paying that tax?

I don't know about you but this ain't fucking China, where little kids go to work every day for rice money.
No, that special tax comes right out of Mommy and Daddy's ass pocket. One more sneaky fucking hidden tax some dirty mother fucking son of a two bit whore came up with.

Ya know, Bill Gates lives in this state.
 His net worth is over seven times the operating budget of this entire mother fucking state, but no, you can't tax the rich guy, you gotta take it outta the ass pocket of the working class guy, with a special tax on the kiddies.
Booze, check.

Smokes, double check, they are twice as expensive as they are across the river, I am not kidding and it is all taxes.
Want to get some gas?
 Get yer narrow ass out of the car and pump it your self, at five cents more a gallon than it is across the river, where some nice guy will do it for you while he is out in the pouring rain.

The best part?
They had to go through the political process  and get enough signatures to put on a ballot, to repeal the kiddy tax..
That's right, I got to vote to repeal the kiddy tax .

It makes me want to scream.

People wonder why I quit fucking with politics.

It's completely FUBAR.

Our political system is broken beyond repair when I have to vote on something like that and assholes on Wall Street get Multi Million dollar bonuses that we paid for after they broke themselves playing fuckity fuck gambling on shit they made up that no one to this day can explain what exactly what the fuck it was and where in the fuck all the money went.

I voted today.
Cock suckers.
 I NOW HAVE A LICENSE TO BITCH WITH EXTRA SPECIAL PRIVILIGES.

And I aim to do just that..

Let The Beatings Commence

 

Welcome to the Mid terms .

Vote out every mother fucking incumbent you can, down to the dog catcher.

Three is two, two is one and one is none.

That would be our political choices these days.

Hasta La Vista you rotten mother fuckers.

Goodbye Mayor Daley

Like the transfer of power hasn't already been drying the ink next to a bathroom stall hand dryer,
Hello Mayor Emanuel.That would make my fucking day. Dirty sonovabitch inherit fifty years of corruption and a seriously pissed of populace. IE, someone who lives there and has been documenting this shit for years.

Chicago is the epitome of coruption in this country and the ponzi scam that has been going on there for the last fifty fucking years is getting ready to collapse like the rest of the country.
If you think for one second that Mayor Daley thought he could keep this major assed Mafia style  scheme he has had since he inherited the whole deal from Daley Sr.and get away with it, You need to buy me a fucking brewery.
Yer damn right he is bailing the fuck out, he saw what happened to that fuck head Blagojovich.
I wouldn't be one bit surprised to see that bastard Daley get a personal invite to Dubai from one certain expatriot named Prince.
Birds of a feather and all that shit.
New worlds to conquer.
 They are waiting to see if Dick Fucking Cheney is going to live long enough to invite his whole cabinet and whether they can get in and out of the country without being arrested.
Good fucking riddance Mayor Daley, one more criminal cabal on the run.
There might actually be a plus side to this fucking Depression, the fucking bastards ran out of mook's to steal  from and the games are up.
See ya's.

Go Read This

Finally, the truth,from an insider.

Yer fucking right I'm going to say I told you so.

How the GOP killed our economy,

"Yes, the road to the coming apocalypse began with a Republican president listening to a misguided Nobel economist's advice"

snip

Finally, thanks to Republican policies that let us "live beyond our means for decades by borrowing heavily from abroad, we have steadily sent jobs and production offshore," while at home "high-value jobs in goods production ... trade, transportation, information technology and the professions shrunk by 12% to 68 million from 77 million."
As the apocalypse draws near, Stockman sees a class-rebellion, a new revolution, a war against greed and the wealthy. Soon. The trigger will be the growing gap between economic classes: No wonder "that during the last bubble (from 2002 to 2006) the top 1% of Americans -- paid mainly from the Wall Street casino -- received two-thirds of the gain in national income, while the bottom 90% -- mainly dependent on Main Street's shrinking economy -- got only 12%. This growing wealth gap is not the market's fault. It's the decaying fruit of bad economic policy."
Get it? The decaying fruit of the GOP's bad economic policies is destroying our economy.

Warning: this black swan won't be pretty, will shock, soon

His bottom line: "The day of national reckoning has arrived. We will not have a conventional business recovery now, but rather a long hangover of debt liquidation and downsizing ... it's a pity that the modern Republican party offers the American people an irrelevant platform of recycled Keynesianism when the old approach -- balanced budgets, sound money and financial discipline -- is needed more than ever."
Wrong: There are far bigger things to "pity."
First, that most Americans, 300 million, are helpless, will do nothing, sit in the bleachers passively watching this deadly partisan game like it's just another TV reality show.

You got that right Jack.

Go read the whole thing.
The fucking Democrats are just as guilty in the long run but the fucking GOP started this mess.
The guy is right about another thing, the jig is up.



300 million Americans, armed to the teeth and looking to kick someones ass, ain't going to be pretty.
We can be a nasty bunch.

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Yer Pissing Me Off

Yeah, yeah, I know, no post for two whole days, what a jerk, eh?
I just don't have much to say right now, busy as hell at work,it's just me and the kid today and all hell has to break out, of course.
There is still millions of gallons of oil spurting into the Gulf and now Obama says he know who's ass to kick.
Right.
How about all of 'em, that would work for me, as a start.
Anyways, the collapse continues unabated and 90% of the sheeple are just really disappointed with the ending of 'Lost'.
A fucking television show.
Idiots, every fucking one of 'em. I don't even own a television.

I got into it with that asshole motherfucking neighbor about the fence line again last night, he is all butt hurt about my attitude towards him.
GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU IGNORANT COCKSUCKER!

JESUS CHRIST!

I went out to plant some shit in the garden and here is this nasty fucking tarp nailed to some rickety assed boards nailed from MY side of the goddamn fence.

Oh, fuck, no, you don't.
I cut that fucker down and tossed it over the fence, got out my portable skill saw, some nails and a hammer and put up new 2x4's that said asshole had broken while he was fucking around back there, pulled up the wire fencing he had trampled while he was at it, and nailed the fucker back together.
I told him in no uncertain terms to stay the fuck on his side of that goddamn fence or really bad things were going to start happening, real fast.
Fucking moron, what part of that do you not understand?

It is illegal to put up barbed wire in the little town I live in, otherwise I would have ten strands of electrified razor wire up.
Fucking asshole.

My God Given Rights Are Null And Void Unless I Ask For Them

How the fuck does that work?
I can't speak in public at a demonstration unless I am standing in the rain a half fucking mile from what I am trying to address? What the fuck is this Free Speech Zone shit?
Where I am standing or sitting, is my God given right to say my piece and FUCK YOU and your Godddamn Free Speech Zones.
Taze me and charge me with Bullshit charges after ya drag my narrow ass back to the squad car, which happens to be where I should be able to voice my opposite opinion to anything that anyone says. Fuck ya. Bust my fucking head.
Now I have to actually tell some aggressive law enforcement officer that I have the right to shut the fuck up?
What kind of completely fucked up thought process actually came out of the Supreme Court, again?!
Some asshole from BP just claimed the Fifth.
Hey, if I get pulled over and am being arrested, I have the right to shut the fuck up so as not to have anything I say used against me in a court of law, until the other day. Now, If I even have a face to face chat with the local SWAT team. I have to inform them, that I have the right to be silent, if they don't just blow the door off and blast me with a tactical twelve gauge out of fear for their own lives, while I am asleep.
My local police officer, I have to remember to tell the guy, I have the right to remain silent, except I don't, because now I actually have to speak up and tell some mother fucker, I have the right to remain silent.
There is some convoluted, fucked up, right wing Goddamn activist cunt fucking asshole bastard judges, reinterpreting an earlier decision, by their predecessors.Miranda is a fucking precedent and they just went through the back door trying to repeal it, again.
I have to remind a trained , professional cop, I have the right to remain silent, before I can remain silent.
Hi, officer, I want to shut the fuck up and not say anything to you.Is that OK?
Is that OK? Can you hear me now? What a load of horse shit that keeps coming out of our so called Supreme court.I hope that prick Scalia gets pulled over for running a stop sign and they don't recognize his fucking ass. That would be VERY entertaining.

I thought we settled this back in the fucking 70's, but no, while the whole fucking country is in flames, these fucking assholes keep trying to send us all back to 1830.

KISS MY FUCKING ASS YOU DIRTY SONSABITCHES.