Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Helicopter Ben Must Be Shitting His Pants

It's one thing to just try and print money out of yer ass trying to save your banker buddies asses and keep the dollar afloat, it's another thing when the printing presses fuck up.
1.1 BILLION dollars of new hundred dollar bills are slated to be destroyed because of a printing press error.
The new bills are very complicated to prevent counterfeiting.

Don't ya just hate it when your get away car stalls?
No wonder his lip was trembling at his interview with 60 minutes the other day.

I watched a documentary one time one what it takes to print money, it is a HUGE undertaking.
There ain't no Xerox involved.

The only, and I mean only, good thing about this is that they can re use the materials that make up the physical cloth/paper that they use to make them with. They will dump them back in a pot of boiling water and chemicals to get rid of the ink and turn it back into the raw material they use to make paper money with and start over again.

Somebody's ass is going to be in a sling in the mean time for this monumental fuck up.

3 comments:

  1. Don't ya just hate it when your get away car stalls?

    Clyde Barrow wrote a nice letter to Henry Ford once, saying he always chose Fords because they were fast and easy to steal. Heh.

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  2. But what about the silver strips? That'll be a bitch to fish out.

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  3. Somebody's ass is going to be in a sling in the mean time for this monumental fuck up.

    Whachoo been smokin'?
    It's D.C.. Whoever was responsible is in line for a cabinet position or an ambassadorship.

    That's the way the mop flops in Opposite World.

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