Thursday, June 09, 2011

Help Wanted, No Morals,Scruples or Honesty Required.

Just call the hot line to Newt Gingrich's campaign headquarters.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.

After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about  Paul Revere  riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.

Can you say circular firing squad?

I can, in between snickers and shots.


  1. Funny thing is that I hated Newt Gingrich's ideas, but at least he had his own ideas that were separate from the party's ideas. When the party flipped the hell out on him for saying Paul Ryan's plans sucks ass I became really disappointed in everyone's ability to negotiate so we can get some shit done. I never thought he'd win but it may be a bad sign that he's out of the game.

  2. Dude, I snorted and toasted his toasted ass. He only does this to load his bank acct every four years. Newt is a jerkwad extraordinaire.

    Don't let the friggin door hit ya where the good lawd split ya Eye of Newt.

  3. Newt? Too slimy a belly crawler for experienced political operatives to stomach? Wow! Just Wow!

  4. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Strange Times indeed, but I believe his time has come and gone. Sorry Newt - time to fade back into the woodwork.

    Did anyone hear Joe Biden's latest gaffe? ITS ALL ABOUT 3 LETTERS - J O B S. Omigosh, this guy is one heartbeat from being POTUS, RIGHT NOW! Thats pretty spooky. Palin might not be the brightest bulb, but I think she knows how to count to 4.

    I think.

  5. Neutie's got a ready-made out from wifey #3 now too - "I coulda been President but nooooooo, the bitch hadda go on a cruise..."

    He's an asshole and deserves whatever happens to him. I hope their prenup takes him to the cleaners.

  6. Whatever the Newter does, I hope she maxes out the Tiffany line first. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

  7. snickers and shots

    Yeah, ya need the whisky ta wash down the peanuts...