Take That, Ya Sonsabitches!

We might not be the 99%er's, but we can seriously deliver a swift kick in the balls when it counts.

Some folks woke up holding theirs in their hands this morning.

When ya piss off Google and Wikipedia, people stand up and take notice. Especially some craven fucking asshole politicians.

Us wee little Bloggers might not have made that much of a difference but if ya don't hang together, ya hang separately, so I have heard.


It is of vital interest that the internet remains neutral, even if there are some bad things going on.

God knows I have had more than one computer get dead with a fucking virus.
Those people need to be hunted down and eviscerated on national television, fucking dicks.

Like someone famous once said, life isn't fair.

I will tell you what got their attention,
If outfits like Google shut down completely, even voluntarily, for one fucking day, the world as we know it would come to a stand still and someone finally pointed that out to those ignorant fucks in Congress.


If you took a stand, take a bow.

It's called Democracy and it can happen so fast in this day and age it will make your fucking head spin.

Stay Outta Kickin' Distance If Ya Know What's Good For Ya.

It's been two fucking days since I had a cigarette and two fucking days since I had any alchohol.

Get just a little closer, I dare ya....

Christ I had forgotten how bad it was to quit smoking.

Drinkin' ain't that bad but the smokes,

Redrum...

I laid around yesterday going through withdrawals, looking at that pack of smokes sitting on the night stand.

I swear I never looked at Farah Fawcett with such longing, I would have kicked Cindy Crawford out of bed and onto her ass if she had blocked my view.

Today, of course, is worse yet.

I was working on a buddies truck and I always had a butt hanging out of my mouth when I was wrenching on my own time, AND a cold beer within reach.

I have been wanting to quit for a while but between the cheapest smokes and the cheapest beer I could find it was 13 bucks for one six pack and a pack of nasty tasting smokes so I bit the bullet.

All I can tell you is a mother moose with PMS would come out limping right now.
I have zero sense of humor.

Temporary Reprieve Update;

The Wife called me worried that I was suffering unduly and told me to go have a smoke, so I did.
It's amazing how the sky went from blood red to sunny so fast.

Be warned, I give it an hour and I am going to be like this again;



H/T to Carolyn in comments.

Yo, Eh, Fixer, Gordon,Bob,Get a Load Of This Ignorant Fucking DoucheBag.

,This is just so fucking typical.
 Get the fuck away from me you ignorant sonofabitch, before I open the drawer with all the pretty hammers.

Ya wonder why I am all done with this after thirty fucking years.

If you think for one second that this is a parody, I can absolutely tell you for a fact, I have had quite a few, very short, conversations exactly like this in the past..
 Back in the day, I was just as ignorant about vehicles. I can remember the day someone asked me to hand them a grease gun and I had no Idea what the fuck he was talking about.
I certainly could not afford to pay anyone to fix my broke down fucked up pieces of shit cars that I was buying for a hundred bucks.

Ya wanna know what?
I went and bought Chiltons manuals, bought a ton eighty of beerto pay for badly needed help  and begged some of the best for advice and to borrow a tool here and there.I don't call myself Bustednuckles for any small reason, I learned the fucking hard way. I also went to the school of hard knocks and over the last thirty years spent about eighty fucking grand on tools and roll away tool boxes.
I have seen what lies underneath the skin more than some doctors and bled a lot of of my precious blood,sometimes to excess.

I have worked with  broken arms, wrists, thumbs and ankles.
Doctors some time they think they are pretty smart. When I come in for stitches on my thumb or other digit an you put in three and tell me to go home?
I tell you to put in six because I am going to work in the morning.
This is a true story.


They get pissed off at ya! Excuse the shit out of me, I got a living to make here, and a fucking Snap On payment, every. mother. fucking. week. Oh, by the fucking way, now I gotta pay you too.
At one time, I was paying more for tools than I was for a fucking house payment.
I was damn humble when I needed help and I had been wrenching on things since before I hit puberty.

You come into a shop like the  arrogant cocksucker below and you will be damn lucky the guys from the tow company will show up to pull it out of the lot next week.
Ya see, like you have heard your whole life, it's who ya know.
Shoot, someone parked four damn cars in front of yours and we can't find the keys.
Called in sick today too.

Let me give you a piece of advice you would be wise to pass on to your children;
Don't piss off your mechanic, your doctor, your girlfriend,your carpenter,electrician, plumber  your Mom or your fucking Lawyer. as  a matter of fact, don't be rude to anyone who performs any kind of service for you.
  I will give bonus points to the next person that tips the gas station attendant that stands out in the weather all day and night like you do that big titted bar maid, I do. Been there, done that, in a Blizzard, on Christmas Day.I know, hard to find a big titted bar maid pumping gas in a blizzard on Christmas, you get my point
I have fixed more fucked up shit for free than I can remember, I can also remember shit like this that got you to call a cab than I give a rat fuck about.

 Now, to see what inspired this little rant;


Yeah, right at the end there, I would be showing that fucking dumbass where the chrome muffler bearing fits with the high flow squeegie sharpener.
That and the door, I like my hammers too much to waste them on something like that.
Ignorance and humility will be miles ahead of stupidity and arrogance in my book, every fucking time.

I know of what I speak, ten fucking years at a Lincoln dealer. There are some arrogant mother fuckers in those places.

Sorry, your parts are on back order Maam.

I Really, Really, Hate Drama

Came home to a barge load of it too.Drunk bitches, pregnant bitches, (it weren't me!) One drunk bitch crawled up in bed with me,blubbering about some fucking shit that I could't decipher oh, fuck no, then the pregnant one did, oh, fuck no too.
(Clothes, coat and boots on here, ya fucking perverts. )
The guy taking care of the place was all apologizing about the state of the union here, some other fucking guy showed up, knew my name, was all friendly and I had no fucking clue who he was, so I sent him to get some fucking beer while I tried to clear the joint out.
The fucking cat was all over me like a coat of paint while I was dealing with this shit, just fer fun.

After blowing a head gasket and throwing a bunch of fucking people out of the Weasel Den, I laid the fuck down and took a nap, it was a long day.

All is quiet on the Western Front currently.Just me and the fucking cat.

She is, however, being a pain in the ass while I am trying to type and could be on the short list here soon.


Now I get to wake up and go for a nice drive tomorrow, again.

Ya know, my sweetie likes to watch those fucking soap opera's on TV, I live in one some times.
I really, hate drama.

Can you say White trash trailer park?

I can.

Fuck me runnin'.

When it rains, it pours

Hello, sticker shock.
After my asshole tightend back up after my little dalliance with Verizon yesterday, I felt embolden enough to go to the DMV to finally transfer the title to my POS* old truck.

Hold on to yer shorts here, THREE FUCKING HUNDRED AND THIRTY MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!

Really?
 THREE FUCKING HUNDRED DOLLARS???
The fucking truck is only worth Five,

Holy shit, talk about getting butt raped.
I would bet money it would have been cheaper to go register the fucking thing in Oregon, drive back across the river and transfer the title back over here.
Dirty , rotten, motherfuckers.
Just for shits and giggles, a pack of Camel non filter cigarettes was NINE NINETY FIVE!

Seriously, it's getting way too expensive to be broke all the time.

* POS= Piece Of Shit.

My Lifes Lesson

Take my word for it, I will not remember your name but I will never forget you.

Update To Post Below

I fucking win.
Dirty sonsabitches.
I finally got out a damn magnifying glass so I could read the little bug fucker print on the label of the USB modem to get the fucking part number so I could install the correct driver for it.
I knew VISTA was fucking me because as soon as I got done with everything a message popped up telling me that this modem was not kosher with the version of Windows I am using.
Fucking bastards, like I said, if you can read this, I fucking won this battle finally.

Die Hard, Ya little bitches.

Fuck me running, I have Death and destruction all around me. Some of that shit is a good thing.
Some of it sucks ass..


Make me a fucking sandwich.
On to other things, Granny can't watch Fox Fucking News anymore., kinda like those ants, they are all dead now.
Rest in peace honey, fuck you very much you other little bastards.

The reason I titled this post the way I did is because of those dirty fucking asshole ants that have been pissing me off all summer, then I remembered some shit called a Contract on America, again, they be bragging about not knowing how to pull their dicks out of their hand in the morning but want to make damn sure you never get the chance as long as it isn't in some young boy's hand anyway.
I needed some weapons of mass destruction for the little sonsabitches. A two fer would be awesome.
Take my word for it, there are a LOT of dead fucking ants around here right now.

Have a drink boys.I finally found some shit that they line up to take a drink of like there was naked ant bitches waving their little asses off, a two drink minimum.
Die you little fucking bastards.
I actually sat and had a couple of shots and watched the little fuckers line up like little pigs on a momma sow.
Take it home ya little fuckers.
Tell yer friends there is free fucking beer
So, shit is happening, the fucking Republicans can suck my ass with their version of the Contract On America, V.30.0.
Get a fucking education you ignorant fucking cock suckers, a one trick pony can be delicious with a little marinade, slow smoked and some corn on the cob with some biscuits to sop up the fucking bull shit that always comes as a side dish with you fucking idiots.

It never ceases to amaze me that you can get people more brain dead than the woman we are going to put in the ground here soon to listen to your absolute fucking horse shit year after year and not get run over in a crosswalk eventually.
I guess I will have to tune up the old Ford..

Attrition, look it up mother fuckers.
As much as I absolutely loved my Granny, Take a big suck out of my ass Fox News Channel , you have one less information challenged old woman to propagate your fucking lies now.

I am still here though.    

I ain't going away any time soon either.                                                                                                          

Hand Me That Fire Extingusher

I am sitting here, half fucking drunk already, at ten in the morning, laughing my ass off.
Shit, I'm gone three fucking days, I come back and the place is on fire!
Jesus, there are some people with no fucking sense of humor at all.

First off, Kagan cannot be any worse than those corporate fucking whores Alito, Brown and that especially odious bastard Scalia.
Those three alone have done more to set this country back than Rush Fucking Limbaugh and Glenn Crybaby Beck combined.
Secondly, as someone pointed out, the fact that those rat bastards on the far right didn't filibuster her nomination speaks volumes to me.

That is pretty much all I have to say about that, time will tell and we are pretty much stuck with her now.

Personally, I would have loved to have seen a screaming left winger progressive put in there just to fuck with that asshole Scalia.

On to the next item.
Flame wars.
While it humbles me no end to realize I actually have regular readers, could ya at least not flame each other when you disagree on something?
Yeah, I asked my buddy Sponge Bob Crack Whore to post his thoughts here because I didn't want this joint to turn into an echo chamber. We are politically at odds but have agreed to disagree, we are damn good friends and deal with it. More often than not, we tend to agree on the big issues to some degree.

Seriously kids, quit playing with matches.

Two more things before I go play with Nasty Girl again.

There is going to be a long, invective filled post coming later about my recent camping trip coming, some people are fucking assholes and deserve a severe beating.
Secondly...
I forgot what I was gonna say because that sexy assed right winger just walked by shaking her ass again.

I'll be back.
Thanks fer stopping by.

No News Is Good News

One more reason to quit watching it.

My God Given Rights Are Null And Void Unless I Ask For Them

How the fuck does that work?
I can't speak in public at a demonstration unless I am standing in the rain a half fucking mile from what I am trying to address? What the fuck is this Free Speech Zone shit?
Where I am standing or sitting, is my God given right to say my piece and FUCK YOU and your Godddamn Free Speech Zones.
Taze me and charge me with Bullshit charges after ya drag my narrow ass back to the squad car, which happens to be where I should be able to voice my opposite opinion to anything that anyone says. Fuck ya. Bust my fucking head.
Now I have to actually tell some aggressive law enforcement officer that I have the right to shut the fuck up?
What kind of completely fucked up thought process actually came out of the Supreme Court, again?!
Some asshole from BP just claimed the Fifth.
Hey, if I get pulled over and am being arrested, I have the right to shut the fuck up so as not to have anything I say used against me in a court of law, until the other day. Now, If I even have a face to face chat with the local SWAT team. I have to inform them, that I have the right to be silent, if they don't just blow the door off and blast me with a tactical twelve gauge out of fear for their own lives, while I am asleep.
My local police officer, I have to remember to tell the guy, I have the right to remain silent, except I don't, because now I actually have to speak up and tell some mother fucker, I have the right to remain silent.
There is some convoluted, fucked up, right wing Goddamn activist cunt fucking asshole bastard judges, reinterpreting an earlier decision, by their predecessors.Miranda is a fucking precedent and they just went through the back door trying to repeal it, again.
I have to remind a trained , professional cop, I have the right to remain silent, before I can remain silent.
Hi, officer, I want to shut the fuck up and not say anything to you.Is that OK?
Is that OK? Can you hear me now? What a load of horse shit that keeps coming out of our so called Supreme court.I hope that prick Scalia gets pulled over for running a stop sign and they don't recognize his fucking ass. That would be VERY entertaining.

I thought we settled this back in the fucking 70's, but no, while the whole fucking country is in flames, these fucking assholes keep trying to send us all back to 1830.

KISS MY FUCKING ASS YOU DIRTY SONSABITCHES.

It is Wednesday, right?

I hit 40 hours for the week at about 1:00 this afternoon.

It's only Wednesday.

Does anybody have a gun? A knife? A rock? Anything you can kill me with...besides work?

Fuck me, I'm tired.

Even the cats are feelin' it. They ain't eating as much as normal and they won't stop meowing when I get home. Not to mention the fact that they already clawed the living' shit out of my golf bag, which I was stupid enough to leave sitting in the living room for entirely too long.

Fuckin' up their regularly scheduled lives. They usually take turns sleepin' with me but it was all three of 'em last night. Dirty little bastards kept me awake for awhile jockeying for position. That was fun. Couldn't hardly get pissed off at 'em though...they're just being cats and needin' some attention.

Oh..perfect. I just heard a thump over by the washer and dryer. I did a load of laundry whenever it is I finally got home today and just tossed what I need for tomorrow morning in the dryer. Left the lid of the washer open so there's momma cat hoppin' down in to explore. None too happy about being fished out, either.

It is Wednesday, right?

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Might Be Kinda Quiet Around Here Next Week

I ain't going to have teh internets at the Weasel Den until next Friday so it might be a little quieter than usual around here until then.
Maybe my pal Sponge Bob Crack Whore can fill in a bit over the weekend, I am going to be busy anyway.
I will still be posting here and there next week from work during lunch but it will be light stuff, I don't usually get into a good rant mode until after work.

Stay tuned, it ain't a decent day if I haven't pissed someone, somewhere, off real good.

Don't Fucking Call Me

I am sleeping in twice tomorrow, once when I wake up and twice when I go back to fucking sleep again after I take a piss.