Sunday, December 04, 2011

Prescient, I Am

And a hearty Fuck You to this guy;

Ending days of intense speculation, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain announced Saturday that he will suspend his unlikely campaign, citing the toll that weeks of sexual-harassment and adultery allegations have taken on his family.

Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.

Bye Bye motherfucker.

So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.

Pepto Bismal anyone?


  1. Busted! I am seriously going to miss Cain. I even made up a new word called "Cainsplain" in homage to him. I never laughed so hard in my life, when I heard his interview on the radio, driving home from work. He said his wife understood EVERYTHING! Then hilarity ensued when he used the word "solace" in the wrong context, that believe it or not, made him sound even more idiotic God what a good time that was. I can't wait for more good Republican times!

  2. Still plenty of clowns and idiots in the race.

  3. May Ron Paul be the last man standing. He would be too little, too late, but the thorn in CONgress' ass he'd be would be well worth it...

  4. Thanks a lot for the post i want pizza..XO

  5. And in other news, the Titanic suspended floating a little less than a century ago... pretty much a good analogy to the Cain campaign :).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin