Monday, December 06, 2010
What the Fuck? See that blue shit slamming into Washington state? That be me.
I got a glimpse of the weather pattern and it it is the classic, come from Wassilla by way of the Gulf of Alaska, do the counter clock wise twist and slam into the southern coast of Oregon and whistle your way up every ones ass past the Oregon coast and into the Willamette valley and straight up my fucking ass and past me to towards Seattle again. the classic cold weather storm in the Pacific North West.
A Counter Clock Wise nasty fucking cold front from Alaska that slams into the Oregon coast, where I grew up and back North again .
Oh hell yeah, we have the wind gusts again and it is going to get fucking cold again.
It ain't even winter yet and I am already freezing my as off.
So far,no precipitation. It is still nasty fucking shit.
So far, I have several blankets on me but I am fixing to ratchet the fucking heaters on in a second.
Cold can be subjective. Folks in Canada can either be huddled up inside or walking around in shorts, seriouisly,,
Folks in Florida can be laying around in skimpy bathing suits and ordering fruity cocktails.
Me? I am bundled up up in multiple blankets and still freezing my ass off because I am a skinny sonofabitch and it just got cold in here
Cold. The temperature has dropped twenty fucking degrees in the last two hours.
I don't give a shit what the weather man says, there is thing called Micro Climate.
I don't give a shit what the electric bill is going to be, I am turning the knob on the space heater