Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Dammit! Computers Piss Me The Fuck Off Sometimes!

Aye Chingowa, dirty fucking bastards.
I was trying to post something two posts down, trying to link to one of my favorites, DriftGlass, when I noticed every fucking time I typed in that name, it came up in some strange fucking language.
I tried it four fucking times. I finally tried to get it translated by those wonderful assholes at Google and it wouldn't come up. I knew exactly what I was typing and for the life of me couldn't figure out why all of a sudden DriftGlass turned into Hindu. I did finally figure out what fucking language it was, just not why all of a sudden I needed that service.
Have I been outsourced?!! Has DriftGlass been outsourced?! What in the fucking hell is going on here? I don't need to talk to some guy calling himself Nancy  half way around the planet with the stroke of a key pad to translate what I am trying to type, I have a hard enough time with English, thank you very fucking much.
I have no motherfucking clue what happened but I did know how to cure it, deleted Firefox and reinstall the sonovabitch.
Sure as shit, fixed.
Side effects?
I lost every one of my fucking Book marks.


So, I have had it with this POS computer. I have the one they bought me a year ago at the place I used to work and that mother fucker is getting plugged in tomorrow afternoon, complete with all of my Bookmarks and some sites I saved for things like recipe's and such. At this point, I have to give a HUGE shout out to my buddy Sponge Bob Crack Whore for going out of his way to have a guy where he works put this one together and give it to me for free when my laptop died, Off the charts cool of ya dude but it is going to revert into the pieces it started out as now.
Fucking irritating cock suckers. Why all of a sudden do I need Hindu? Might as well be Chinese, at least I can recognize that shit from the spam comments.


  1. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Before you trash the machine, try running an app called "malwarebytes antimalware". When I/we got slammed w/trojans & virus's[virii?], this was the only free program that caught anything.
    Was so impressed I bought a years worth.

    link to free version : http://malwarebytes.org/mbam.php


  2. Heh!

    Reminds me of the day my somewhat non-techy broker had a problem with his laptop. Whenever he typed things with his right hand it turned into numbers. Spent hours chasing the problem. Turns out he accidentally hit "num-lock".

  3. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Install Xmarks. It might get pretty fucking annoying but it will sync ur PC bookmarks with a server copy. So next time if u'll crash hard - just re-install FF, Xmarks and by login into the plugin - all ur BM will comes back to u.