Monday, November 21, 2011

Super Fail

What a fucking surprise, the Super Committee just choked on some caviar and can't come to agreement to cut 1.2 Trillion dollars off the budget over the next ten years.

This thing was doomed from the get go and anyone who didn't see this coming ain't paying attention to what has been passing for politics in this country the last twenty fucking years.
No new taxes.
That's all I heard since the day this fucking abortion called a committee was formed.

I knew exactly what was going to play out and am actually glad.

Now that the retarded four year olds in the Republican party have stamped their little feets and took their ball and went home, the real shit is going to hit the fan and you mark my fucking words, if you think you have seen back room deals in your life, they just opened the flood gates for that shit.

The war mongering fuckers who have been the benefactors of lobbying largess just shit their pants.

Automatic defense budget cuts are now the order of the day.

Unenjoyment extensions will cease and payroll taxes for those of us fortunate enough to have a fucking job in the first place will go up 50 fucking percent.

Oh yeah baby, the real shit is coming down the pipe and these recalcitrant cocksuckers on the right are going to be scrambling to make some shady fucking deals by hiding shit in new legislation, which is their favorite fucking trick to begin with.
The pressure is on now, you sonsabitches and I hope every political blogger in the country starts keeping an electronic bullhorn next to their keyboard when these scum sucking egalitarian motherfuckers start trying to pull their bullshit moves in the middle of the night again, I know damn good and well what their tactics are.

Oh and by the way, Fuck You Grover Norquist.

This is the right wing political hack who seems to have some serious dirt on these assholes.
They all signed some damned pledge not to raise taxes under any circumstances that he came up with.

This the rotten bastard who's most famous line was that he wanted to shrink the government until he could drown it in a bathtub.

If I was you pal, I would make sure you only bathe often enough to keep people from throwing cans of deoderant at ya and only in stand up showers at that in those oh, so famous, bath houses we have all heard about.

Fucking prick.

Either way, they got what they wanted, economic mayhem, that is their primary job it seems.

Who in their right minds would think there is such a thing as a Super Congress anyway?

Congress has an approval rating in the single digits, worse than people's feelings about their ex spouse.

So yeah, let's make up a Frankenstein Congress, for real.

Abby something, as I recall.


  1. Beans, Bullets and Bandaids
    The three words most apropos to tomorrows world...
    Besides FUCK IT we all gonna die...

  2. Those who fail to govern will reap the whirlwind.

    It is getting kinda breezy in here?

  3. Anonymous5:47 AM

    I'm glad for those automatic cuts, but why in the world does it take 2013 to take effect - thats 13 months away minimum, thats just political doublespeak as well.

  4. That's so they have plenty of time to figure out a way to weasel out of it, you watch.

  5. Everyone was saying, when the "supercommittee" was initially put together that not only would they do nothing, but it would be "better" if they didn't. What is going to happen to the Bush tax cuts now? That's going to be another thing to watch, whether they can legislate them to be permanent, since they are due to run out too. And by the way, all those sneaky thieving politicians do all their dirty work of legislating at night, so noone is awake watching C-SPAN to see what they are doing.

  6. 1.2 TRILLION over TEN FUCKING YEARS was peanuts bullshit anyway. Barely a drop in the bucket. It was all a side show, never meant to work. Sorry dude, but your Dimocraps are in on the ass raping just as deep as any Repugnicunt. Like George Carlin said; "The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care."

  7. Grover's best buddy in college was Jack Abramoff. As CR (college republicans) they worked on ray guns election and afterwards figured out the best way to corrupt and steal from the government.

  8. I fear that the cuts to the social safety net will take place, and the cuts to the military will be in the future (which means nonexistent).