Tuesday, July 05, 2011

What A Surprise

I can actually write a post without a single curse word.

Please, give me a break.

Sorry to burst any bubbles but I can actually articulate my musings without the need for expletives when I so desire.

I have to admit it isn't near as fun but I thought maybe something a little different was called for on the Fourth.

No one need worry that I am going to get all highbrow here but it was nice to actually put something together for a change that had a little depth to it without resorting to calling anyone a serial fellatio artist, even though plenty of those who I mentioned are most definitely dirty rotten male children of female dogs if you catch my drift.

Anyway, thanks fer stopping by.


  1. Sometimes you just have to call them what they are.

  2. did notice that no groups of people were being encouraged to lick your balls. I just assumed your balls needed a day off, perhaps you'd taken them to an amusement park, or maybe dinner and a show.

  3. Sometimes a well placed FUCK!!!! is exactly the word we need to express our frustration.

  4. Piss shit cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker and tits. There, that's better : )

  5. I have not been a follower long, so give me a break. You would have been shocked if no one commented!

  6. PP, did you notice I finally put you on the Blogroll?

    Thanks fer stopping by and taking the time to leave a comment my dear.


  7. Wow! I am impressed soon to be brother in law! Decided I might as well become one of your followers since you are soon to be family! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! We need to make a new blog!"Ornery Bastard and the Conservatives who know better" HAHA!! Just kidding Bro! Hey, YOU decided to marry into a conservative family! You're in for it now!! Besides, I've seen your willy!!

  8. I read you because of the fucking swearing you do! The world is full of douchebags and all of us need to notify them we know they are douchebags. In the strongest language possible. Because they deserve nothing less. Like the post after this about an asswipe who shouldn't have a breathing permit, let alone a pilots license.