Thursday, November 10, 2011

Goodby Verizon

Dirty motherfuckers.

I have been waiting two fucking years to get rid of those sonsabitches.
Finally, last month, the contract they renewed without my consent expired.
Two fucking years I waited.

True to form, my $59.99 bill that I signed up for turned into over a hundred bucks, every fucking month.

I used a whopping 218 megabytes last month because I don't need their shit anymore, there is WIFI all over this joint.

Good fucking riddance.
The guy had the balls to tell me that whatever, whatever, version 4.0 was cheaper than what I had already.

I was polite and didn't tell him to suck my dick after all the grief I have been through with this asshole outfit.

Fuck me, I have had to call these motherfuckers every goddamned month for the last two years.

One month was over two hundred and fifty fucking dollars,for internet access. I squealed like a little bitch and got it dropped to a whopping one ninety.

I can relax now, they are fucking gone with prejudice, never to return.

Can ya hear me now, motherfuckers?


  1. Personally, I would've told 'em to suck my dick. Interestingly, DirecTV keeps sending me junk mail. On every one, I write some uplifting message, like "Suck my balls", "Eat shit and die", "Fuck you and everyone who looks like you".... Yet they still keep sending their junk mail. Same with the "state trropers' association" that keeps calling me for donations. Even after I told them "I gave at the courthouse you Nazi fuck", they still keep calling me. Sigh....

  2. I'm doing battle with WildBlue (and have been for months) They suck. My problem out here (Remember I moved to the netherlands) is that there aren't many choices. What they fail to realize is that they are not the ONLY choice. I'm glad to hear you finally got shed of the rat bastards, but we both know that "the new one" won't be any better.

  3. It's a two edged sword. You can sign up for the contract and then the pricks will never pick up the phone to help you. Or you can never sign a contract and they'll pick up the phone EVERY FUCKING MONTH WHEN THERE'S A GOD DAMNED OUTAGED and after they fix your shit they'll try to sign you up to a fucking contract.

    ISPs are the new Ma Bell. Horribly corrupt, totally in line with the government and mostly monopolistic.

    I hate these fuckers. Not as much as poison ivy, but somewhere very close.

  4. Only use internet, starve them and Viacom to death.