Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Ready, Fire, Aim.

Holy shit, Dick Morris really is a Dick and not the good kind.

I can't believe what I just saw over at Crooks and Liars about that low life sonovabitch .

He is talking about THE FOURTH woman to point the finger at Presidential hopeful Herman Cain for inappropriate sexual advances/ harassment.

You tell me if this guy shouldn't be long fucking gone from any public media exposure;
"Gloria Allred is in search of headlines and this woman is in search of money," Morris opined. "This woman has been unemployed for 13 years and this is apparently pay day. She's not accusing him of harassment, she accusing him of assault. He should go to jail if he did that."

"Certainly if it was true, it would be inappropriate," Hannity admitted.

"I look forward to her spread in Playboy,"
Morris declared while chuckling.

"Do you think this is really about money?" Hannity asked.

"Yeah, sure it is," Morris explained. "She's been unemployed for 13 years. She's been sued a million times. Of course, it's about money. ... I mean, come on. Anybody who knows Herman Cain, anybody who knows anything about Herman Cain, knows that this is not the kind of conduct -- his religious convictions, his persona, his style. And also, if he was to do this, do you think the other women would be accusing him of inappropriate jokes or of inappropriate gestures? If his M.O. is he damn near raped somebody, they would say that."

"Yeah, rape is a harsh term," Hannity noted. "I didn't take that out of what she said. I think that he made very inappropriate advances."

"I don't think he did," Morris disagreed. "The only advance she wants is a cash advance."

My bold.

What a fucking asshole and that fucking Hannity is just as bad for not slamming that fucking jerk.

Looks like if that is what she is after, she just might go after that fucking prick for defamation.


I would just go down to an on ramp and beg for money with a sign that said, I need money for a plane ticket so I can go punch Dick Morris in the fucking face.

I would imagine first class wouldn't be out of the question, both ways.


  1. OMG! I heard Cain on a radio interview saying "even my wife said "that doesn't sound anything like you!"" Oh Hermie! You would never do a thing like that! As if that was some kind of defense. Since when did he give a damn about what his wife thought. What a bunch of sexist pigs.

  2. Ohhh...but she's a 'troubled woman'! After hearing Herman Cain speak (especially about himself) my bullshit dectector is going off on full alert.His politics aside- my money is on the fact that he's a lying liar. Not fit to serve. Even my pizza. He's just flat out creepy.

  3. This country needs a bit of total Anarchy to balance things out...

  4. Do public figures ever admit the truth about sexual dalliances at first? Nooooo!

  5. I'll never forget the outcry of the right wingers about Clinton.

    HE LIED !!

    No Shit dumbasses...

    What dude wouldn't when caught out in that situation. He should have just stated " It ain't none of your fuckin bidness " Only Hillary need know that stuff.

    Was the end of the Repugnicans ever getting my vote again.
    Self righteous mo fo ass hats...

  6. The National Restaurant Association just paid those two women out of a benevolent sense of justice when they left that organization? No, they paid them to keep quiet about Herman Cain while they eased him out of his position eight months early.

    Too many women with the same story about one dude makes it hard to disregard. Unless, of course, you don't think sexual harrasment is a problem. Bill O'Reilly is one of Cain's staunchest defenders these days. And Billo knows all about harrasing his employees...
    Why get out on a limb backing Cain when you just know more verifiable proof is going to drip out sooner or later, making you look insensitive to women (at best) or a complete idiot (at worst)?
    Cain's campaign is toast. He can get on with his book tour.

  7. Dick Morris as the paragon of virtue. Welcome to bizzaro world. Or Foxlandia, as the case may be.

  8. Hannity knows Herman Cain is innocent the same way he knows water boarding isn't torture.