Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Jesus Jumping Christ On A Barrel Of Fish Guts!

What . The. FUCK?!!

The most pressing problem our country faces, the thing that stops the flow of time and apparently oxygen to some peoples brains is whether or not Major League Baseball players used steroids.That is the stuff that Congress is its spending precious time on hearings for.

I think I'm going to have an aneurysm, at the very least a full blown conniption fit complete with flying objects.
The jaw dropping stupidity of this is just lost on some supposedly intelligent people.
If part of the elected officials master plan is to drive their constituents stark raving buck fuck insane, Phase Two is working.

Who is supposed to be in charge of this stupendous circle jerk clusterfuck anyway?
Who IS the tone deaf,salamander silly dumb fucking sonofabitch in charge of this insane asylum?
Pelosi? Reid? Waxman? Conyers?

WHO IS THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WHO THINKS THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN TORTURE?


HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

I don't know about anybody else, but EVERY CHANCE I GET,I am voting against the incumbent in every fucking election that comes around.

If this is what an experienced, seasoned Congressman thinks needs to be investigated instead of a President run amok with more possible criminal activities than Al Capone ever dreamed of, then they all gotta go. Because not one of them has stood up and called them out on this ridiculous charade.

I am just beside myself, I have to stop now or things are going to start flying.

Fuck 'em all, letting this administration murder our country and this is what they choose to focus their attention on.
Yer a fucking disgrace.

4 comments:

  1. I bet at least two thirds of them would rather talk about steroid use in baseball than about torture. Let's see, would I rather talk about how someone else is messing up the American pastime or about how I and my colleagues allowed innocent people (and a few not-so-innocent ones) to be carted all over the world and tortured?

    Gotta think that one over for a while. OK, I'm done.

    What possesed you to use those 'roids, Son?

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  2. Baseball is boring. It needs drugs.

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