Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Miserable Shit

I have a wicked assed chest cold.

I felt that oh so familiar burning in my nose for a minute yesterday but I was so busy, I forgot about it.
I got off work and went to the watering hole for a bit and then swung by the store for some needed additions to the crock pot full of Pork Roast.
I got that all going and laid down with a beer and it hit me like a fucking freight train, all at once.

My throat got sore and within minutes, it felt like my lungs were on fire.

I have been hacking and coughing until I puke and my throat and my lungs both feel like someone sandpapered them.

I am so sick of being sick.

It's like I am the canary in the coal mine, if there is some kind of nasty shit going around, I am tits up first.

It does wonders for my disposition too.

At least I can lay here and drink beer until nap time, about ten minutes from now.


  1. Damn, dude...I hear you. I had the crap 2 weeks ago and it kept me from work for 3 days. Caught it from my 4 yr old niece. Damn kids anyway.

    Then on Sat, I wake up in a cold sweat with ten seconds to get to the porcelain throne.

    Shit's kickin' our asses.

    I went three years without a sick day, now I have four in two weeks.

    Take care and eat some soup. Drink some juice to go with the beer. Build up your immunity.

    What we need is to find a couple of healthy 20 year olds, knock 'em on the head, transfuse their young blood into our old veins.

    We need it more then they do!

    Works for Keith Richards.

  2. This is what you get for blasphemy on the new Neocon bible. You have been smited with H1N1, transmitted to you via some muffin top with a tramp stamp.

    Hope that makes you laugh some of that nasty shit up.

  3. SOunds like you need to heed a bit of Michael's advice on building up the ol' immune system Busted! I was blessed with an ass kickin' immune system, I very rarely get sick (knock on wood). Sendin' a little bit of it yer way my friend. Take care, get well, and put the beer down! Can't believe I just said that...

  4. Nasty girl4:51 PM

    I am so sorry baby. I know how you feel cause I have the same shit. Mine is on it's way out now tho since I got it a week ago. Course the fuckin cough will probably hang on for fucking ever. I don't think I gave it to you tho, at least I hope not. If I did, get better soon and I'll make it up to ya. Take care and build your strength back up baby. You're gonna need it.

  5. oh dood i'm so forking sorry you got the crud.

    i'm making some turkey soup and would send ya some if i could figure out how to stop it from clogging up the modem.

  6. Sorry you got the bug, buddy! Hope you get better soon!