Thursday, May 21, 2009

Jesus Christ Cheney, I Paid Good Money For These Steaks!

Somebody owes me a case of Rolaids.

Stupid me, I grilled up a couple of cheap steaks and kicked back with a beer and just HAD to go find out what that complete fucking Dick Head Cheney had to say today.

Why is this motherfucker not already in jail and really, why does the idjits owning the television channels keep giving him, his creepy daughter, and his fucking WIFE a platform?
What the fuck can we not look back on regarding this criminal motherfucker and say, hey, this guy needs to be indicted?
For Christs sakes!

If you have a seriously sturdy Gag Reflex, go take a look at his rebuttal speech and see if you can keep from wanting to either throw something at the screen or have an uncontrollable urge to to get in touch with a goddamn prosecutor.
H/T to Dave Neiwert at Crooks and Liars for the video.

Cheney, Go Fuck Yerself, tell yer wimmens they get a half price deal with every fucking yard of Barb Wire they buy and use as a self pleasure toy.
Christ, the fact that this guy is running around without an arrest warrant is bad enough but the fact that he keeps getting air time defending some horrific shit that he decided was A OK is beyond contempt. No wonder I unplugged my television, it's bad enough I keep running into this horse shit on the web.

Yeah dude, we are so much safer after you decided that torturing people into false confessions was a good idea.
Hell yes, nobody in their right mind would want to be caught dead by yer incompetent bunch of lackeys!
They might just be tortured into saying anything you wanted to hear!

George Bush was the best President ever!!
STOP, I can haz cyanide pill now?

Cheney, go the fuck away, take your enabling bitches with you and fall head first into an abandoned missile silo.


  1. lol, thanks babe :)

  2. shit you got so distracted by darth that ya burnt your steaks?

    no wonder you are pissed

  3. Shock, I have a different perspective. Since his plebe days in the Reagan Administration, Cheney has been largely invisible. A phantom exerting his influence. The poser behind the throne.

    Now he's BRAGGING about his crimes.
    Doing his Colonel Jessup routine for the faithful. HE ordered the code red!

    His frog march will be televised.
    A martyr to his asshat cause.

  4. I started watching that fucktard yesterday and almost threw a coffee cup at the tube!

    The Evil One is trying to convince the American public that what they did saved American lives when it actually cost lives.

    It's their fault that 3,000 lives were lost on 9/11 and another 4,200+ since.

    The fucking bastard is doing the Rethuglican Fascist standard...tell a lie long enough and often enough and people will start to believe it.

  5. Hey guys you know they have that button on the remote that says channel up and channel down. If enough people tune out the tv guys don't book darth anymore. The same thing with Rush Limpballs.

  6. (Shaking my head)..... Busted, folks, QUIT LETTING YOURSELVES BE DISTRACTED BY THIS KINDA BULLSHIT!!!!! We're all headed to hell in a handbasket, Obammy's compliant media is telling us everything is getting better as the ship draws nearer the iceberg.... Read history folks! It's repeating it's self right before our very eyes! The stock market is "rallying" in spite of ever increasing unemployment and a sinking dollar. The world is destabalizing by the day. A fuckin' comet is fixin' to atomize your asses, yet you sit and stare, exclaiming "Oooooohhhhh, how pretty!" Piss on this partisan bickering bullshit, and pay attention to how this (and past) administration is breaking it off in your asses. We're fucked people. The fat lady is singin', and there ain't nothin' Obammy can do about it, besides cornhole us all just a little bit more......

  7. Oooh, ooh ohh! It's a fuck thread!

    Fuck The Dick!

    Duck The Cheney.

    Fuck him, and his. We're at war and he's scared shitless, running from our hate, and he's gonna be phucked, one way or another.

    He's evil. And aside from the MSM, he means NOTHING, NOTHING to us, the GOP, or the dem's (aside from those dem's he's got blackmail on).

    Fuck the fucking fuck, up the wazoo, and fuckity fuck his fuckity fuck family, and friends.

    He's a dead man walking physically, and historically.

    Evils is as evil has done, but he's fried, and finished. And now, he's scared shitless and is likely wearing diapers for it, given the torture memo's.

    Let 'em squirm, let 'em twist in the wind.

    This one, will. *G*

    Like all facists, he will shit his pants when his neck is stretched . . . or when his pacemaker fails.

    Heh. *G*

  8. Here's what I want to know: Why the fuck are this guy's approval ratings going UP? What the hell is wrong with this country?

  9. Here's what I want to know: Why the fuck are this guy's approval ratings going UP? What the hell is wrong with this country?

  10. LARUE man, you gotta let it out!