It is absolutely gorgeous outside.
True to form, I got a big burst of energy and went hog wild out in the yard.
I cut, by hand, with a bow saw standing on a ladder, a complete truck load of branches.
Planted more shit in the garden, raked the path ways, picked weeds by hand,cut up the little tree that fell down a couple of weeks ago and just ate some dead chicken parts that I BBQ'd. I am tired, sore and soon to be sedated.
Come to find out, my narrow ass is hanging out, I have a pair of jeans that had a hole in them right over the back pocket on the right side, just a little one. I figured I would use them for working in the garden one more time and toss 'em.
About an hour and a half ago, I went to the dollar store to get some stuff, no big deal.
I got in line to check out and heard some snickering behind me from a couple of ladies.
I turned around and smiled at them and I could see they were doing all they could to keep from busting up out loud.
I turn back around to pay the bill and go to reach in my back pocket to get my wallet and grabbed a handful of my naked ass.
Gee,now I know what they were snickering at.
The whole right side of my jeans had ripped out right under my belt while I was doing the yard work and I was so fucking tired, I didn't even notice.
No wind today, no draft.
Ahhh, yes, I did my best not to blush like a new bride and yes, I wasted no time getting the hell out of there, yanking my Tee shirt down.
Ah well, have a nice day ladies.
Gave them something to talk about, anyways.