Sunday, December 13, 2009

Oh Yes, They Are Watching

Went to the Dollar store yesterday. Spent One Hundred and Two dollars.
They had soup stacked up in flats, I bought two flats.
Went to check out and the weasel fucking manager was hovering over the check out girl, wringing his hands together, literally.
He counted the soup cans and was visibly relieved when it came out to twenty one. Twenty four is the magic number he said.
Just so ya know.

I almost laughed at the guy.
What the FUCK is this, Russia? East Germany? Jesus Christ, I coulda bought every fucking can they had, ever heard of a place called America? We buy shit by the tractor trailer load, idiot.

The fucking guy was worried that some skinny little motherfucker bought twenty four cans of soup in a country with Three Hundred Million citizens?

I am sitting here shaking my head.
It ain't like they are bullets, asshole.


  1. Boy, no one at Pet Goods bats an eyelash when I go up to the checkout counter with 42 cans of grain-free, gluten-free cat food, but an American can't buy a fucking can of soup at a dollar store? Yeesh.

  2. I don't really get why the store manager was worried.

    Flats? Yer talking 24 can case?

    To me, a flat is a pallet full . . .

    Still, why was the manager trippin?

  3. Anonymous7:22 AM

    I just bought 5,000 rounds of .22 ammo, and all they said was thank you. Gotta love my gun store.

    See Ya

  4. Anonymous8:33 AM

    I suspect they are keepting track so that they can detect when the panic begins to set in, or shall I say when enought sheeple see the light. Because when enough of the sheeple start to prepare, there will be shortages and that will increase panic. I hope your paid with useless frns.