My other computer died today. RIP motherfucker.
It could be a while before ya see any ranting, it has been coming.
Two down.
My friends are letting me borrow theirs, that should keep the NSA busy making new files.
Stay tuned.
When ya take the time to stop by and ya read my rantings,leave a fucking comment for Christ's sakes, even if it to tell me to Fuck Off.
Eleven hundred people stopped by here yesterday and I got two fucking comments.
One Goddamn troll broke the record the other day at 39.
I dare ya's to beat his sorry ass.
I'll be back, Sorry for your luck.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thousands Of Lobbyists To Be Unemployed
Like that is a bad thing.
Welcome to the party bitches.
Snip
This is a step in the right direction, the foxes watching the hen house was never a good idea.Think Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force, something like that.
Not some, not a few, THOUSANDS of these back door sonsabitches.
Halleluja!
H/T HuffPo.
Update;
A HUGE thank you to Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars for linking to my wee little Blog.
Welcome C&Lers!
Welcome to the party bitches.
In a little-noticed blog post published on the White House website in September, President Obama's special counsel for ethics and government reform Norm Eisen announced that the administration no longer wanted federally-registered lobbyists appointed to agency advisory boards and commissions.
These appointees to boards and commissions, which are made by agencies and not the President, advise the federal government on a variety of policy areas. Keeping these advisory boards free of individuals who currently are registered federal lobbyists represents a dramatic change in the way business is done in Washington.
Snip
This is a step in the right direction, the foxes watching the hen house was never a good idea.Think Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force, something like that.
As has been reported, the President has made a commitment to close the revolving door that has in the past allowed lobbyists and others to move to and from full-time federal government service. In furtherance of this commitment, the President issued Executive Order 13490, which bars anyone appointed by the President who has been a federally-registered lobbyist within the past two years from working on particular matters or in the specific areas in which they lobbied or from serving in agencies they had lobbied.
Not some, not a few, THOUSANDS of these back door sonsabitches.
Halleluja!
H/T HuffPo.
Update;
A HUGE thank you to Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars for linking to my wee little Blog.
Welcome C&Lers!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
One Nice Thing About Getting Old
You can tell the little shits to move so you can take a nap on the couch after dinner.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
My Irony Meter Just Exploded
Lou Dobbs is practicing Politics 1.0.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Oh my God, what a natural politician.
Fuck you Lou, asshole.
Like these folks are going to instantly forget your whole history of railing about the Big Brown Menace.
Go home and STFU.
In an interview with the Spanish-language network Telemundo gaining attention Wednesday, Dobbs told interviewer Maria Celeste he is one of the Latino community's "greatest friends" and appeared willing to embrace a form of amnesty he spent years criticizing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Oh my God, what a natural politician.
Fuck you Lou, asshole.
Like these folks are going to instantly forget your whole history of railing about the Big Brown Menace.
Go home and STFU.
Monday, November 23, 2009
I'm Heartbroken
I only have one troll?
After four years of blogging some serious vitriol?
I am ashamed.
My only consolation is that he is prolific.
Have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, Mr. Anonymous dude.
Lol!
Jayzus.
Right wing fucktards are a dime a dozen and all I get is one.
It's like going Trick or Treating as a kid and getting tooth paste.
After four years of blogging some serious vitriol?
I am ashamed.
My only consolation is that he is prolific.
Have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, Mr. Anonymous dude.
Lol!
Jayzus.
Right wing fucktards are a dime a dozen and all I get is one.
It's like going Trick or Treating as a kid and getting tooth paste.
Talk Amongst Yourselves
I got nuthin' right now, hit the blogroll .
Of course, the trolls are always welcome to call me names too.
Of course, the trolls are always welcome to call me names too.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Surprize!
Motherfuckers at MicroSoft.
Get ready.
That little green thing at the bottom of your screen that says START?
Click it.
Go to Search.
Type in .GIF and hit enter.
I'll wait while your jaw hits the fucking ground.
I found over a thousand little icons, billboards and just plain weird little pictures of shit I could not tell ya where they came from.
Ya wonder where that shit came from, so do I.
Some asshole at MicroSoft thought it was a good idea that they should have an automatic icon grabber and not tell anyone.
You will not find this little feature any other way that I know of. If you get lucky, you can highlight a group of them and delete the fuckers all at once, I had to do a shit load one. by. one.
Ya ain't got much of a chance to right click and press shift either.
Once in a while ya will get lucky and catch ten or twelve before you get an error message that one of the fuckers is unavailable.
Have a nice fucking day and take your time, the kids know where the cereal is,the cats can stay the fuck outside,you are going to be quite busy.
This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off, what the Hell do I need this program for and what in the Hell would I ever use it for?
Get ready.
That little green thing at the bottom of your screen that says START?
Click it.
Go to Search.
Type in .GIF and hit enter.
I'll wait while your jaw hits the fucking ground.
I found over a thousand little icons, billboards and just plain weird little pictures of shit I could not tell ya where they came from.
Ya wonder where that shit came from, so do I.
Some asshole at MicroSoft thought it was a good idea that they should have an automatic icon grabber and not tell anyone.
You will not find this little feature any other way that I know of. If you get lucky, you can highlight a group of them and delete the fuckers all at once, I had to do a shit load one. by. one.
Ya ain't got much of a chance to right click and press shift either.
Once in a while ya will get lucky and catch ten or twelve before you get an error message that one of the fuckers is unavailable.
Have a nice fucking day and take your time, the kids know where the cereal is,the cats can stay the fuck outside,you are going to be quite busy.
This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off, what the Hell do I need this program for and what in the Hell would I ever use it for?
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Grandpa Fred- "Afghan War Already Lost"
Go let your pets out and buckle up, I plan to catch some air on this ride.
Let me start with a quote from this senile old bastard,
This was in regards to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2007 when Reid declared outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace to be "incompetent."
H/T Raw Story.
Here is what the Monster From The Black Lagoon actually had to say about our efforts in Afghanistan;
Rank hypocrisy, no?
As I recall, the ratio of troops to Taliban, Al Queda and any other resistance fighters in Afghanistan is TWELVE TO ONE right this fucking minute.
As I also seem to recall, our former Commander In Chief, this guy,
Oops! Wrong war criminal, this guy,
Damn, my bad, wrong picture.
Yeah, THIS GUY,
If that guy hadn't decided to get a hard on for some oil rich country his Dad had already beat down, after they spent millions building a working relationship with and sent our troops into Iraq, maybe we wouldn't be having this dialogue, HMMM?
You DO remember this, don't you Grandpa Fred?
So, we now have a bunch of troops and over four thousand dead countrymen in a little Hell Hole called Iraq, with me so far?
There is this thing called Logistics.
All you Rah Rah motherfuckers think that our CURRENT Commander In Chief, yeah, that guy,
can just pull FORTY THOUSAND troops out of his ass and have them, all their equipment,supplies and support, magically show up some place yet to be determined, Wednesday morning at eight O'clock , or you are saying the "War In Afghanistan Is Lost"?
Remember way back when, like last fucking year at this time, when Stupie McFuckwit was still a puppet head of state?
Anyone who spoke out against the war(s) was villified and called a traitor by the troglodytes on the right. I sure as fuck remember.
What about that now? Let me guess, you are being patriotic, right?
You idiots make this too easy.
I'll tell ya what Fred, why don't you shuffle on down to the pool house and see if you can't find that nice lady who brings you the tapioca pudding every once in a while, you remember her, right?
Have the nice lady take you back to the house, sit you in front of a computer, get on the "internets" and have her click this link.
Because at this point, that's about all I have to say to you and all of your war mongering asshole buddies.
Let me start with a quote from this senile old bastard,
"The problem is that every one of Reid’s comments I’ve noted here has also been reported gleefully by Al Jazeera and other anti-American media," Thompson said at the time. "Whether he means to or not, he’s encouraging our enemies to believe that they are winning the critical war of will."
This was in regards to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2007 when Reid declared outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace to be "incompetent."
H/T Raw Story.
Here is what the Monster From The Black Lagoon actually had to say about our efforts in Afghanistan;
"It's becoming increasingly apparent with every passing day that it really doesn't matter how President Obama divides the Afghan baby, how he splits the difference between [Gen. Stanley] McChrystal and [Vice President Joe] Biden, because the war in Afghanistan has been lost," Thompson said on his radio show, The Fred Thompson Show. "It didn't have to be that way, it doesn't have to be that way, but that's the way it is."
Rank hypocrisy, no?
As I recall, the ratio of troops to Taliban, Al Queda and any other resistance fighters in Afghanistan is TWELVE TO ONE right this fucking minute.
As I also seem to recall, our former Commander In Chief, this guy,
Oops! Wrong war criminal, this guy,
Damn, my bad, wrong picture.
Yeah, THIS GUY,
If that guy hadn't decided to get a hard on for some oil rich country his Dad had already beat down, after they spent millions building a working relationship with and sent our troops into Iraq, maybe we wouldn't be having this dialogue, HMMM?
You DO remember this, don't you Grandpa Fred?
So, we now have a bunch of troops and over four thousand dead countrymen in a little Hell Hole called Iraq, with me so far?
There is this thing called Logistics.
All you Rah Rah motherfuckers think that our CURRENT Commander In Chief, yeah, that guy,
can just pull FORTY THOUSAND troops out of his ass and have them, all their equipment,supplies and support, magically show up some place yet to be determined, Wednesday morning at eight O'clock , or you are saying the "War In Afghanistan Is Lost"?
Remember way back when, like last fucking year at this time, when Stupie McFuckwit was still a puppet head of state?
Anyone who spoke out against the war(s) was villified and called a traitor by the troglodytes on the right. I sure as fuck remember.
What about that now? Let me guess, you are being patriotic, right?
You idiots make this too easy.
I'll tell ya what Fred, why don't you shuffle on down to the pool house and see if you can't find that nice lady who brings you the tapioca pudding every once in a while, you remember her, right?
Have the nice lady take you back to the house, sit you in front of a computer, get on the "internets" and have her click this link.
Because at this point, that's about all I have to say to you and all of your war mongering asshole buddies.
Well Duh, Katrina Victims , Get Ya A Lawyer.
As if this wasn't obvious. It pissed me off they wouldn't let 'em sue for the trailers full of Formaldehyde.
Just that many that won't be around to collect on this verdict against the Bush administration.
Instead of bus loads of refugees heading out of New Orleans, there will be bus loads of ambulance chasers heading in. Where is another killer Hurricane when ya need one?
What the fuck...
What's another four hundred Billion.
I'm telling ya, we are going to paying for the sins of those sonsabitches after I am dead and gone.
Just that many that won't be around to collect on this verdict against the Bush administration.
Instead of bus loads of refugees heading out of New Orleans, there will be bus loads of ambulance chasers heading in. Where is another killer Hurricane when ya need one?
What the fuck...
What's another four hundred Billion.
I'm telling ya, we are going to paying for the sins of those sonsabitches after I am dead and gone.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Get Ready, Here It Comes
Christmas is coming.
The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.
Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.
Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.
I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.
That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.
As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.
I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?
I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.
I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!
I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.
All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.
If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,
I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.
Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.
The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.
Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.
Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.
I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.
That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.
As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.
I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?
I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.
I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!
I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.
All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.
If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,
I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.
Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.
Karl Rove's Memoir Due Out Next Year
It's going to be called "Courage And Consequence".
Should be more like "Nightmare Fairy Tales".
The weasel motherfucker has zero courage and I haven't seen any consequences on his lying, smearing, cheating, worthless ass.
That sonofabitch should be in jail and even HE basically admitted it.
I can guarantee I ain't reading his fucking memoir, what, "I don't recall" on every page?
Spit.
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Should be more like "Nightmare Fairy Tales".
The weasel motherfucker has zero courage and I haven't seen any consequences on his lying, smearing, cheating, worthless ass.
That sonofabitch should be in jail and even HE basically admitted it.
I can guarantee I ain't reading his fucking memoir, what, "I don't recall" on every page?
Spit.
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Have A Nice Fucking Day.
I ain't in the mood, all the news does is piss me the fuck off. Go read this ladies take on the current melt down.
Ya gotta love it, It seems there are quite a few of us watching the shit hit the fan.
Forty nine MILLION motherfucking Americans don't have enough to eat, yet we can remote control a fucking model air plane half way around the world to kill some other sonofabitch who has starving kids.
If that ain't Fucked up, I don't know what Fucked up is.
There needs to be some sonsabitches drug out in the street and beat on.
Dirty fucking bastards.
Ya gotta love it, It seems there are quite a few of us watching the shit hit the fan.
Forty nine MILLION motherfucking Americans don't have enough to eat, yet we can remote control a fucking model air plane half way around the world to kill some other sonofabitch who has starving kids.
If that ain't Fucked up, I don't know what Fucked up is.
There needs to be some sonsabitches drug out in the street and beat on.
Dirty fucking bastards.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Here We Go Again
Jesus fucking Christ it is cold in here again.
Wrapped up like a God damn burrito and it is only November.
MUST. Get. Propane.
Sonabitch, even the cat is wanting to get cozy.
Wrapped up like a God damn burrito and it is only November.
MUST. Get. Propane.
Sonabitch, even the cat is wanting to get cozy.
Friday, November 13, 2009
I Was Never A Big Fan
As a matter of fact, I barely knew who this chick was, just another attention whore with no talent.
Hell, I didn't even know she could sing.
I have seen a few pictures here and there, she is , out there, when it comes to style.
Who the fuck am I talking about?
Lady Gaga.
Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?
This chick;
Sumbitch!
She is gorgeous without all that fucking makeup and weird shit she wears.
She can sing too, surprise the shit out of me!
WTF ever, it's not metal this time.
Hell, I didn't even know she could sing.
I have seen a few pictures here and there, she is , out there, when it comes to style.
Who the fuck am I talking about?
Lady Gaga.
Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?
This chick;
Sumbitch!
She is gorgeous without all that fucking makeup and weird shit she wears.
She can sing too, surprise the shit out of me!
WTF ever, it's not metal this time.
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