Ya come home, ya spend a few minutes sitting on yer ass,drinking a beer, trimming yer toe nails.
Ya get up and clean that up and then ya sit back down and clean yer nasty assed fingernails.
Ya get back up, ya go trim the beard clear off, trim the nose hairs, get in the fucking shower, scrub yer ass and various body parts to make sure ya don't stink, wash what's left of yer hair, get out, grab the towel and start drying off, and ya gotta fart.
What the fuck is up with that?
Anyway, this is a Weblog, kinda like a Tweet except I actually have to think about what I am going to say and I get to ramble on.
Have a nice weekend, yes, I got back in the shower and washed my ass again.
That is just weird .
I know, TMI.
Whatever.
Thanks fer stopping by.
Am I the only poor sonofabitch this happens to?
see what happens when ya get anal glaucoma dood...
ReplyDeleteYeah, gotta be something with yer eyes. Heh ...
ReplyDeleteWhat grinds me even more is when I catch a case of the anal squirts - the kind that leaves two square feet of your butt feeling napalmed no matter how thoroughly you wipe and get in the shower for relief - then realize you've got to get out, dry off and re-napalm yourself immediately, if not sooner . . .
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