This is off the charts! What a classic, I was laughing at loud!
It SO reminds me of my Father, one time years ago when we lived way the hell out of town, on Super Bowl Sunday, when the cable went out;
Found at The Consumerist, by a link from Fark.
Oh yeah, I am sending him this, count on it!
It's just as fuckin' funny the tenth time as it is the first.