I just saw a fucking commercial for a new car bragging about hand rubbed silver into the woodwork, inside a motherfucking car. I am so glad I don't own a fucking television.
Oh, By The Way, anyone looking for hand rubbed silver into the wood work of a fucking car needs to stay a LONG damn way away from me.
OMFG, Fuck this food versus guy shit and Toyota can take a GIANT suck outta my ass.
Oh, My Fucking God, Laugh My Fucking Ass Off, now I know why I gave away my tv.
This is what people do for entertainment?
Hand me that bottle.