Thursday, January 01, 2009

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, My Ass

Here we go again, another epic fuckin' hangover, ya gotta love it.

People have been trying to come up with strange shit to cure a hangover for hundreds of years.
News Flash, they don't work.
There are two ways to get rid of a hangover, either start in again and drink through it and postpone the inevitable, or suffer and wait it out, period.

Mostly hangovers are caused from dehydration, as long as you are not actually suffering from alchohol poisoning.

Yer best bet is to get a big jug of something like Gator Aid and pour half of it out and fill that motherfucker back up with vodka and get with the fucking program.

We don't deal with candy asses around here



Happy New Year.

3 comments:

  1. THAT'S RIGHT! IF YA DON'T DIG IT, DON'T DO IT!

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  2. Bong rips don't cause hangovers...

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  3. Amen, blue girl!!!

    Long ago shoulda been a follower, bastard. now i can't say that anymore.

    [ what i love about them "sport" beverages is their 33% faster absorbtion into the bloodstream than agua. Means, they drag the accompanying beverage fast behind...

    Cygnus

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