Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I Am Joe Six Pack

Recently Sarah Palin had this to say about peoples expectations on her upcoming debate with Joe Biden;

“Oh, I think they’re [critics] just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it,”


Honey, I am Joe Sixpack, you, on the other hand, are dumber than a box of rusty hammers.
I wouldn't even drink next to you, let alone try and have a meaningful conversation about current events or what is happening in the political world, over a beer.

She can't even name a newspaper or magazine that she has read recently when asked where she gets her information to formulate her opinions.

Nuh Uh, you aren't going there. You aren't the average Joe or Jane Sixpack,

Not yours, Caribou Barbie.

Granted. a lot of people are not into politics, but they could at least come up with the name of a magazine or at the very least, their local paper.

I do so thoroughly enjoy that deer in the headlights look you get when someone asks you a basic question and I can see the wheels in yer head spinning, trying to come up with something witty.

That shit is priceless.

But when it comes to being the elected representative of the people of these United States of America, in the second highest office of the land, it is absolutely unacceptable.

Sarah Palin, you are an embarrassment.

The Ellie May schtick doesn't cut it where National policy, National defense and National Security are concerned.


I am sure Joe Biden is a gentleman and won't consciously try to emphasize your naivette, I just don't think there is anything he can do that it won't come blazing out like a neon sign at midnight that you are absolutely unqualified.




Update:
My Buddy Gordon over at the Alternate Brain has found some pretty choice examples of people unloading on Palin, go check it out!

6 comments:

  1. Busted, nice place. Looks fine . . .*G*

    I'll mark this . . .

    Palin? Dead meat, as is McCain.

    A quick field dress of the two however, would not even feed the huskies needed to haul them back to camp.

    Leave them for the bear and wolf.

    Harumph.

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  2. Many will work hard to see that she does well and the pundit whores will also do their best to assist this inept and for the most part clueless religiously insane wingnut.

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  3. Palin didn't do too bad in her debate with Biden. Didn't slur her words or go off on some nasty head jerking movements. I was kinda proud that she didn't forget to take her meds.

    Michael

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  4. she is so the kind of chick you want to spill your beer on

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  5. Man, I love you guys. I get more laughs and insight reading these blogs than anywhere else - and you're so right on. If, and it's a HUGE if, Palin ever answered a question directly and factually, I'd have a coronary. I don't think she could even read a cue card with the CORRECT, FACTUAL answer. She'd just have to go into her little wink and nod and blah, blah, blah routine.

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  6. Caribou Barbie....LOL

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