Monday, December 24, 2007

Good Thing He's Out Of The Country

My pal Fixer has decided that the Christmas experience just isn't enough torture all by itself.
Nope, he figured 'ol Busted must have at least
one more nerve left.
Without further ado, welcome to my nightmare.

Tagged ,for the first time

Da Rulez

1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share Christmas facts about yourself.
3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Welcome to the Christmas edition of "Getting to Know Your Friends."

1. Wrapping or gift bags?
Gift bags whenever possible, My wrapping skillz suck bad.

2. Real or artificial tree?
Normally no tree,oh the horror stories I have.

3. When do you put up the tree?
Right after I knock the fucker over in my drunken staggering at least three times.

4. When do you take the tree down?
As soon as no one is looking.

5. Do you like egg nog?

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
My first bike.
Which was stolen a couple years later.
First I learn there is no Santa then some asswipe steals my bike.
Permanent emotional scarring ensued.

7. Do you have a nativity scene?
Does grabbing my balls and shaking them while yelling WOO HOO getting out of the shower count?

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Thats a tough one.
Flying home to meet my fiance and then getting the cold shoulder for two weeks and breaking up at Christmas in 86.
Actually, now that I think abut it, that was the best one, last time I saw her she was right about 250 pounds.

9. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Email, if your lucky.

10. Favorite Christmas Movie?
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
A classic.

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Most of it comes within two or three days right before Christmas with the obligatory last minute marathon.

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Spiral cut honey glazed ham.
Back off, is Mine!

13. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Do they HAVE to work?

14. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
Excuse me while I go puke.

15. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Stay as close to home as possible.

16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
"You gotta be shittin' me."

I'll go with Fixers answer.

17. Angel on the tree top or a star?
Angel,the last GF wouldn't let me use a beer can.

18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?
Huge extended family.

19. Most annoying thing about this time of year?
"The commercialism and the crowds".

20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color?

21. What do you leave for Santa?
There is no Santa, my therapist told me to get over it.

22. Least favorite holiday song?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

23. Favorite ornament?
See #17.

24. Family tradition?
See how drunk Uncle Phil is this year.
(That be me)
Don't go there, I been sober three months.

25. Ever been to Midnight Mass or late-night Christmas Eve services?

Now for my list of potential victims;

1. Fearguth
3. The Earth Bound Misfit
4.Steve Audio
6. My 'Ol pal Flowah
And finally,
7.The Oak Creek Forum


  1. Merry Christmas, you Ornery Bahstid!

  2. Now, See? See? She what happens when yer a smartass? I send Fixer to tighten your lugnuts.

  3. Another good reason not to put my picture up here.

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  5. put it up anyway.

  6. You asked for it.

  7. Bless you, bless you for not tagging me with this meme. One doesn't always have to give during the holiday season.

    Three months sober-congratulations! I've been doing it for 17 years now...the holidays can sometimes be a tad "inciteful" so to speak...if you ever want to chat out of the public forum drop me an e-mail.

  8. Anonymous3:55 AM

    Busted, you're just busted beautiful. And I just busted a gut laughing. Happy 2008, or whatever. Keep Kickin'

    OhEss, the blogger formerly known as Old Sow from days gone by at FDL

  9. You bastard, I guess I really do have to follow through with this.

    Seriously, thanks, should be fun.

  10. (sigh) I never get tagged. I wonder if it is because of all those tagging (graffiti) cases I worked back in the day? I'm a dirty fucking hippie now and have been working hard at rehabilitating myself, yanno(spitting).