Monday, January 02, 2012

Cover Your Eyes, My Delicate Flowers

The rest of you sick fucking bastards, line up and get ready to laugh your fucking Asses Off at the ignorance on display here.

For those of you who have led a sheltered life, let me just point out how fucking hilarious this is.

First, we have a Santorum.
Not the idiot dumbfuck, the Brilliant,huge Fuck You, that has followed this fucking idiot around the internet for years now.
Brilliant being an understatement.

Google it, I fucking dare ya.
Never mind, ya fucking pussies, let me do it for ya;

Santorum (san-TOR-um) n.
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter
that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

If you are not long on the internets, you might not know this, now you do, this is internet gold.

It has been to Mars and back, it is so funny.
Talk about a google bomb, that made Nagasaki look like a fire cracker.

Next up, for you new initiates, is "Tossing Your Salad".

DO NOT! Click that link if you are a repressed, right wing homophobe or have serious issues with sexual practices other than the Missionary position and can't stand thinking of anyone, anywhere, performing sexual acts that conflict with your strict upbringing.

If you can hang, then the irony of some stupid rednecked idiot from Iowa renaming his Chicken salad, " Santorum Salad" should cause your Irony Meter to go around and around like a Merry Go Round on Amphetamines and cause every one who knows the joke to write in and give it a really nice review.



Ya just can't make this shit up.

I wonder if it comes with a big pickle on the side?

It must have some really, really, "Creamy", dressing....

OK, I gotta stop now, this could get deliciously disgusting.


  1. I think if they froth it up a little it will sell big back in Pennsylvania where Santorum's such a hero...

  2. OMG! Your are hilarious. I'm glad I found your blog.

  3. DAYUM! Oh mah verjin eyes! Hell I seen a gal squat on a stack of quarters with one painted red in the middle. She "picked them up", then she wiggled and she jiggled and she said "hey hey", then spit out the red one. The things one sees in their Naval travels...

  4. OMG! I was researching Santorum and his nickname is actually "The Rooster" was that the inspiration for the chicken salad? He is a serious homophobe. It wouldn't surprise me if he was a closet gay. All those supercilious religious freaks have something extra in their salad, just sayin'! Thanks for the laugh, god I wish he'd DIAF!

  5. Oow that's just a tad too graphic, so let's just leave him at the bottom of the toilet bowl please and don't forget to flush.

  6. Santorum Salad - "a delightful frothy mixture of chicken and house-made spooge!"

  7. That has to be the best joke of all time.

    And, the captcha word was "dousem." What? With santorum?