Thursday, March 17, 2011

When it rains, it pours

Hello, sticker shock.
After my asshole tightend back up after my little dalliance with Verizon yesterday, I felt embolden enough to go to the DMV to finally transfer the title to my POS* old truck.

Hold on to yer shorts here, THREE FUCKING HUNDRED AND THIRTY MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!

Really?
 THREE FUCKING HUNDRED DOLLARS???
The fucking truck is only worth Five,

Holy shit, talk about getting butt raped.
I would bet money it would have been cheaper to go register the fucking thing in Oregon, drive back across the river and transfer the title back over here.
Dirty , rotten, motherfuckers.
Just for shits and giggles, a pack of Camel non filter cigarettes was NINE NINETY FIVE!

Seriously, it's getting way too expensive to be broke all the time.

* POS= Piece Of Shit.





7 comments:

  1. This crap keeps up I might have to think about getting a job. I can't afford a job. It would take time away from all the stuff I do to save money.

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  2. I got an old beat up $500 pickup in trade for some bike work a few years back. Went to DMV to paper it up and they wanted $1800 in back fees and extras. I gave it back to the snake sonofabitch that gave it to me who knew damn well what was up with it DMV-wise all along. He never paid me for the bike work either. Got screwed on that deal, but he avoids me now and I damn sure don't hafta work on his POS Sportster ever again. It was probably worth it.

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  3. ... a pack of Camel non filter cigarettes was NINE NINETY FIVE!

    Stop yer cryin'. 12 bucks in NYC. Thank god for the Indians on Long Island where I can pick 'em up for $5.

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  4. "Ugh, you, me cheat Great White Father. Pack o' Camels please." Heh.

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  5. HUh, $87 reg renewal for my '91 Subaru wagon, just a week ago, 4 wheel drive . . . what am I missin Busted?

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  6. Margot5:23 AM

    Do you have a Smoker Friendly store near you? Place you can get tobacco and cigarette tubes w/ filters already attached?
    Very cheap. Look at Smokerfriendly dot com.
    --Margot

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  7. Fuck man - a $200 car COSTS $500 these days! Back when I still had the Mustang G-T I used to really enjoy the run out to the smoke shop in Tokeland. Never DID get a ticket! Since then the wife quit (I sez "have fun I aint quittin, she sez THINK AGAIN BUCKO") so no cig costs here nowadays.

    Heading to Metro Metals with whats left of the last 35' Spartan tomorrow...

    I like that one about watching GF brush her hair...pure dumb-ass luck, eh?

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