Paging Dr. Darwin...

I bet he doesn't do that again.

BOIIIIING!!!

Never seen this move before.

A Discriminating Shopper

Looks like she knows exactly what she is looking for.

Some Immediate After Effects Of Maduro's Arrest

There was a lot more bullshit going on down there than 90% of people understand.

I Don't Think It Even Matters At This Point

Hard To Believe This Blog Is Still Here

Holy crap, I just looked and saw that I haven't posted here for 5 years.

I guess I''l have to blow the dust off everything and try to kick start this bastard.

Maybe even post here once in a while!

I have been posting at Bustednuckles.com for years now and l kind of forgot about this one.

That;s my most recent picture, taken yesterday. I had to get fitted for a suit as my Step Son is getting married next month.

I guess I don't look too bad for being 65 now eh?

Read It And Weep You Commie Bastards.

If You Are Anywhere Near The Path Of Hurricane Irma, Get Out Now

Someone I know has relatives on the Virgin Islands that they have been worried sick about.
For good reason.
They finally got a call out on a satellite phone yesterday evening and they are alive but that is about the only good thing they had to report.

Their house has been flattened.
Their truck has completely disappeared.
Every shred of vegetation around their property is either on the ground or out at sea somewhere.
The cell phone towers have been destroyed, the power is long gone and they have no water.

No water as in they get their water delivered by tanker every week.

They have no idea if their rather large sail boat has survived as they have no way to get to the marina to check on it.

In other words, they are fucked.

I am serious, if you think this thing is coming your way get the fuck out of Dodge pronto, it is going to tear a new asshole into anything it comes into contact with.

Tell Me Why

How you fuckers been?
I've got five years of bein' sober under my belt finally.
Shits different now.

I'm still an asshole though so there's that.

Just So Ya Know

These Muslim Jihadists that do this kind of shit are animals and the only fucking thing they understand is pain.
I'm all for sending them mass communications.

How Ya Like That?

I had a gentleman on the Blogroll at one of my other Blogs who hadn't posted in quite a while when all of a sudden I see a new post up.
I click on it and it is in some foreign language now with some Indonesian looking woman hawking skin care crap.
He had a Blogger account and it got hijacked!
I had no idea that shit was possible but bigger than shit, if it popped up as a new post on my Blogroll it happened.
That fucking bitch is in for a rude surprise when she sees the comment I left for her.
No translation will be necessary I'm thinking.
Since he had been dormant for a while I figured I had better mosey the fuck on over here and throw up a post just to keep the joint active.
Since this is just a filler type post, here is a cute little Indonesian chick to look at for your trouble.

Missed My 10th Blogiversary

Crap.
Late last month was the ten year anniversary of this joint.

Hard to fucking believe.
That is like a geologic epoch when it comes to Blogging.

I don't hardly ever post here anymore but I am still blogging.

Some people just don't know when to shut the fuck up. I am one of those people apparently.



Anyways, thanks fer stopping by. I'll come back and post here again one of these days.


In the mean time, have some dancing monkey's, otherwise known as politicians.

I Never Thought I would Live To See The Day That Gas Was Under A Buck A Gallon Again

Bigger than shit it is in a station in Michigan right now.

It wasn't that long ago it was $5 a gallon around these parts, couple of years ago I think.

Of course it's nowhere near that low around here, I think I paid $2.59 for Regular the other day.

Still, if it can get that low somewhere else it the country then it damn well should start dropping around here, eventually.

You’re a Criminal in a Mass Surveillance World – How to Not Get Caught

I am putting this in the Must Read column for every inhabitant of this planet, current and future.

It is a very long piece but has an absolute Gold Mine of information in it after you start clicking some of the links.

I just spent a couple of hours doing just that and only scratched the surface!

You could literally spend a few days chasing down all the information if you were so inclined.

There are tons of links to Free Downloads to help protect yourselves and loved ones from the prying eyes of not only the worlds governments, but the corporate bastards and low life scum bags who all want your information.

Here is a Wiki for a ton of free and open source software goodies to bookmark too.


A major tip of the hat to WRSA for the link to this.
It is a daily read for me and should be for you too.

Hillary Throws Her Broom Into The Ring

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
That one saves me 999 of them.

If You Thought I Was Ornery Before...

You should have been around for the past month while I quit smoking after forty plus years, cold turkey.

I turned 55 years old the day before yesterday and I was smoking cigarettes and drinking straight whiskey when I was 10.

That would be 1970 for those with their socks on.

The first week was horrible. I snagged a couple of bags of hard candy and stuck them in every pocket available basically.

I eat constantly now and there is a popcorn maker at work I raid several times a day when I am there.

I have eaten more fucking popcorn in the last three weeks than I have in the last ten years.

Peanuts, candy, gimme that, anything to keep my hands and mouth busy.

Two weeks into it was like I had just quit.
I came to the conclusion that to do this like I did, you have to accept the fact that you are going to be a miserable sonofabitch for two weeks, minimum.

It's like having the flu and going to the doctor.
He will offer to give you something to take for two weeks and then you will feel better or you can just ride it out for two weeks and then you will feel better.

Three weeks in and it started easing up considerably but the cravings would still come up and grab you by the front of the shirt once in a while.

I really started noticing that I could smell things I couldn't before, especially other people who smoke and foods.
Then my taste buds started waking up and I could taste things in my food I never could before.
That is way cool.

I also finally noticed I was breathing easier.
This is big.

This is one of the reasons I quit, I was getting winded way too easily.

I am never going to have a lot of stamina again but I won't be getting worse like I noticed I was.
That is already improving a great deal too after a month.

I am breathing more deeply when I sleep and not wheezing when exerting myself at work.

Trust me when I say I work hard too.
I am up and down stairs all the time, climbing all over equipment like a fucking monkey and hauling shit around without the benefit of wheels way too often for my taste.Everything where I work is heavy, even the wrenches.
When we move things, it is with a thirty ton overhead crane. That should give you some idea.

I'm still as skinny as a rail too.

It will take several thousand calories to put a pound or two on my narrow ass, that' just the way it is.
I was born skinny and I am going to die looking like a bag full of bones.

Any weight I do gain wants to go directly to my belly which just makes the fact that I have no ass even more apparent.

After I quit drinking a couple of years ago I even lost weight, there are a ton of calories in whiskey and beer.

I lost almost all of my beer belly and no joke, have had to punch five fucking holes in my leather belt since then.

So, no smoke, no drink,still married, getting old, yeah I am still as ornery as fuck, just ask those poor sonsabitches I work with.
They tell me I have gotten worse.

That works for me.

Why You Should Be Outraged That Obama's Politics Trump Your Safety

Explained in one political cartoon.

Listen To Police/Fire/EMS Without A Scanner On Your PC!

I had someone turn me on to a link to Broadcastify.com earlier this morning and I have been listening to the local police channel chatter for a while now.

It's simple to do too.
Click on the link, click on your state then click on your county.

If they are broadcasting it will be on a list on the page.Local, county, whatever is on the list you can listen to.

You can then pick what media player you want to use to listen with off a drop menu and away you go!

Plug in some headphones and you can listen to what is going on in your AO while you surf the Net or play games.

There is an Emergency Alert option and a Premium Subscription that I didn't even look at.

VERY handy.

Spread the word.

But It's Part Of My Charm!

Damn, I just realized I haven't posted anything here in six months.

Time flies when ya sober up and work six and seven days a week.

I just hit two fucking years without a drink last week.

If you read some of the old posts here, you will see just what an amazing feat that is...

;)

Thanks fer stopping by.

For You Stragglers

I see that there are still some folks wandering around lost on the Internet that wind up here.

I also see I hadn't put up anything since Christmas, which is kinda lame when ya show up here weeks or even months later.

So being the nice fucking guy that I am, I'm gonna give ya something nice to look at while you are here.

I'm sure I'll pop in at some as yet unidentified date to post something else.
In the mean time, I am over at The Vulgar Curmudgeon now with the same bad attitude and the same nasty vocabulary.

Click yer lazy ass on over and see what is new.