Read It And Weep You Commie Bastards.

If You Are Anywhere Near The Path Of Hurricane Irma, Get Out Now

Someone I know has relatives on the Virgin Islands that they have been worried sick about.
For good reason.
They finally got a call out on a satellite phone yesterday evening and they are alive but that is about the only good thing they had to report.

Their house has been flattened.
Their truck has completely disappeared.
Every shred of vegetation around their property is either on the ground or out at sea somewhere.
The cell phone towers have been destroyed, the power is long gone and they have no water.

No water as in they get their water delivered by tanker every week.

They have no idea if their rather large sail boat has survived as they have no way to get to the marina to check on it.

In other words, they are fucked.

I am serious, if you think this thing is coming your way get the fuck out of Dodge pronto, it is going to tear a new asshole into anything it comes into contact with.

Tell Me Why

How you fuckers been?
I've got five years of bein' sober under my belt finally.
Shits different now.

I'm still an asshole though so there's that.

Just So Ya Know

These Muslim Jihadists that do this kind of shit are animals and the only fucking thing they understand is pain.
I'm all for sending them mass communications.

How Ya Like That?

I had a gentleman on the Blogroll at one of my other Blogs who hadn't posted in quite a while when all of a sudden I see a new post up.
I click on it and it is in some foreign language now with some Indonesian looking woman hawking skin care crap.
He had a Blogger account and it got hijacked!
I had no idea that shit was possible but bigger than shit, if it popped up as a new post on my Blogroll it happened.
That fucking bitch is in for a rude surprise when she sees the comment I left for her.
No translation will be necessary I'm thinking.
Since he had been dormant for a while I figured I had better mosey the fuck on over here and throw up a post just to keep the joint active.
Since this is just a filler type post, here is a cute little Indonesian chick to look at for your trouble.

Missed My 10th Blogiversary

Crap.
Late last month was the ten year anniversary of this joint.

Hard to fucking believe.
That is like a geologic epoch when it comes to Blogging.

I don't hardly ever post here anymore but I am still blogging.

Some people just don't know when to shut the fuck up. I am one of those people apparently.



Anyways, thanks fer stopping by. I'll come back and post here again one of these days.


In the mean time, have some dancing monkey's, otherwise known as politicians.

I Never Thought I would Live To See The Day That Gas Was Under A Buck A Gallon Again

Bigger than shit it is in a station in Michigan right now.

It wasn't that long ago it was $5 a gallon around these parts, couple of years ago I think.

Of course it's nowhere near that low around here, I think I paid $2.59 for Regular the other day.

Still, if it can get that low somewhere else it the country then it damn well should start dropping around here, eventually.