Those idiot birthers that,cain't have no black folks around and general deniers of scientific theory, specifically those who think the Earth is only six thousand years old, flat and don't believe in evolution can now kiss my fucking ass on Main street at High Noon .
Have a nice dose of Darwinism.
The theory of evolution is that certain species adapt to environmental stimuli to beat out and adapt physically, the nearest competitor, for either food, intelligence, shelter or sex to propagate their immediate family line.
See exhibit A below.
Do I give a shit if she can tie her shoes?
No.
Do I give a shit whether or not she progenerates with my seed and has the ultimate heirs?
Fuck no.
That must be exactly what Rick Perry's dad was thinking too.
Would I beat the shit out of Rick Perrys' dad to make sure she didn't have any little Rick Perry's?
Answer that yourself.
Hownthe fuck that moron got elected as a Governor of anything besides a portable toilet is beyond my grasp of reality.
Yet, here the man was on national tee vee, spouting stupid shit that just makes you shake your head and makes you want to go to the bathroom to wipe your ass because it feels really nasty when you realize their is shit running down the inside of your left leg at work.
Fear not, the process of Natural selection has just relieved us all of such a nightmare of someone dumber that Stupie McFuckwit, also from Texas, from being elected Idiot In Chief.
I am now rooting for a big bus and Newt having a meeting on the corner of Main and Good Night.
So long dick head and happy trails, all the way into a collection of barrel cactus and get naked honey,,
Have a nice dose of Darwinism.
The theory of evolution is that certain species adapt to environmental stimuli to beat out and adapt physically, the nearest competitor, for either food, intelligence, shelter or sex to propagate their immediate family line.
See exhibit A below.
No.
Do I give a shit whether or not she progenerates with my seed and has the ultimate heirs?
Fuck no.
That must be exactly what Rick Perry's dad was thinking too.
Would I beat the shit out of Rick Perrys' dad to make sure she didn't have any little Rick Perry's?
Answer that yourself.
Hownthe fuck that moron got elected as a Governor of anything besides a portable toilet is beyond my grasp of reality.
Yet, here the man was on national tee vee, spouting stupid shit that just makes you shake your head and makes you want to go to the bathroom to wipe your ass because it feels really nasty when you realize their is shit running down the inside of your left leg at work.
Fear not, the process of Natural selection has just relieved us all of such a nightmare of someone dumber that Stupie McFuckwit, also from Texas, from being elected Idiot In Chief.
I am now rooting for a big bus and Newt having a meeting on the corner of Main and Good Night.
So long dick head and happy trails, all the way into a collection of barrel cactus and get naked honey,,
But Busted you under estimate the ignorance of the American electorate. They voted Bush in didn't they?
ReplyDeleteWell I'll start a crap storm here.....in their desperation to eliminate God, evolutionists have devised an eternal, omnipotent, life giving, intelligent designer and named it chance They have no proof that their creator exists, they just have a strong faith that it does. How ironic. If ungodly people refuse to accept the gospel, and instead spend all their time trying to build a case against the Bible, God will give them enough material to build their own gallows.
ReplyDeleteHere is your crap storm,
ReplyDeleteI have no problem believing in God.
What I have a problem with is people skewing the message to fit their own needs and forcing that down my throat.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteSo what is God, anyway? A person? Some big white alpha male in the sky in a white robe? How can you be certain? You can't. That's why they call it "faith". And faith isn't fact, no matter how hard you wish it were.
Exactly what I said about evolutionists. They have no proof, but they state their position as if it's fact. At least God believers have the Bible that disputes no known scientific fact. Theories, maybe. It has been proven accurate historically, archaeologically and scientifically. A lot more sane than believing nothing made everything.
ReplyDeleteWrong. There are mathematical formulas that prove evolution, and it has actually been witnessed by humans. Ever taken a microbiology course? Ever seen the genetics of a virus change right before your eyes. You ever seen a baby that had traits of both of it's parents? Guess what, that's evolution!
DeleteI have personally witnessed the rings that grow inside trees.
ReplyDeleteThere are trees that have rings that you can personally count that go back over five thousand years.
Just a wee bit before the birth of Christ.