Independence Day My Ass

We are supposedly celebrating our demand to be free of tyranny today, tyranny from a king in a foreign land.

We should be pointing out that we have a new form of tyranny that is so pervasive that it can read your emails and listen to your phone calls.

My fellow Americans, why should I be afraid that I might be tazered to death because of a common traffic stop?
Because it happens.
Over two hundred people were tazered to death last year.

Why should I have to take my shoes off in an airport and not on a train that carries the same amount of passengers?
Because the TSA is full of fucking ignorant mini tyrants who have the power to yank you out of the boarding line because they don't like the way you look and strip search you, complete with a body cavity search.

The banking industry is absolutely out of control, the government decided to throw the sum of several countries Gross Domestic Product at them to keep them solvent, against 90% of the public saying no, don't do that.
90%.
They did it anyway.

There is no accountability in government anymore, they do whatever the fuck they want and to hell with you ignorant voting kind of people.
They fix the elections, the Supreme Court is a fucking joke anymore and here we are, on July Fourth, Two Thousand and Nine, as bass ackwards as we were forty fucking years ago, except now they have the means to really, truly put the screws to you if you open your mouth in protest of what is basically the plundering of our nations wealth and prosperity.

The treasury is empty, the barn is on fire, the horses are gone and we get to listen to idiotic drivel from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.

Does anyone who actually listen to these fucking blowhards think for one second they have any kind of positive input into our system?

Does Rush Limbaugh have any advice to you that will help put food on your table?
O'Reilly?

How about Ann Coulter, surely she has a recipe for parboiled sewer rat?


No, these people have nothing to offer that could possibly help you to take care of yourself or your family, only incindiary political partisan bullshit and not a fucking thing that adds to our national discourse.

Things are not all peaches and cream in the land of milk and honey, things are bad.


The economy is fucked, we are fucked and real quickly, the food supply in this country is going to be fucked because they break the damn laws that were passed to insure there was enough food stockpiled to keep a famine at bay.

Try to look for folks who have no hidden agenda, people that want the best for humanity.
They are out there, keep looking.

I know I am hardly one to talk when it comes to partisan politics but I had enough of the Bullshit coming out of the conservative side of the aisle years ago and decided I wasn't taking that shit anymore. Fuck those assholes, I don't care for authoritarian morons with class warfare agendas.
As many assaults on my so called guaranteed Constitutional Rights as I have seen in the past thirty years, I called Bullshit, I am still calling Bullshit and I am going to CONTINUE to call Bullshit.

You can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, motherfuckers.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Have a Happy Fourth and don't forget your duties as a citizen of this country.

Your rights to free speech and freedom from tyranny must be guarded against constantly.

Another One Bites The Dust And It Is A Big One

I have no idea what I did to get so lucky but I ain't asking.
A buddy of mine called and asked me if I had heard the news about my favorite Republican governor resigning.
I said no, I have been out and about all day.
I asked if it was The Governator, he said no, yer other favorite Republican governor.

I told him there must be a major scandal about to break and hung up.

Low and behold, the Thrilla from Wasilla,




is reportedly going to announce her resignation as Governess of Alaska.

Someone suggested that this might play out as a way for Little Jebbie to run as the frontman in the next presidential election.

After picking myself up off the floor after a spasmatic bout of laughter, I suggested that he bring it on.

Day after day, we see the results of the Republican/ Neocon/ conservative raping of our country.

I take no great pleasure in seeing these people being exposed,
wait, I'm lying.

Fucking bastards should have been in jail six years ago and Sarah Fucking Palin is just behind the curve.

What the fuck?

Time wounds all heels.

Either way, good fucking riddance bitch, ya fucked around and finally got caught.

Damn well know, she is corrupt as all get out, I have seen the myriad links to people sounding the alarm.

Someone finally looked.

Bye Bye Caribou Barbie.

Thanks for saving me the torture of you trying to run for the highest office in the land.

By the way, Fuck You idiots who supported her in her last run,
and I do mean idiots.
Can I just throw in a hearty Fuck You to that other idiot, Joe the fucking Moron?

Sure I can, it's my fucking Blog.

FTW

94 yesterday, 95 today.
I haz the day off and am going to fuck off all day.

Beer me.

Tits And Fireworks Are As American As Apple Pie And Tits.

Why yes, I would like a box of Glow worms.

Tight assed motherfuckers are bitching because some brilliant enterpreneuor decided that tits sell everything else, why not fireworks?
Fer Chrissakes, get a life.

They even haz bikini's on.
Why yes. I would like the one on the bottom shelf,



Get a fucking life you whiny ass Terrorist Sympathizers.



"“We have lots of young families with young children who are walking past that every day to go to the park,” said Claeys, who has three children under 16. “I just don’t think it’s appropriate by a grade school or a park. It’s just tacky.”"

Three kids, under sixteen, every one of 'em bottle fed?



Never seen a girl in a Bikini?

Sure ya have.

OK, some are better than others,and I am an Ornery Bastard.
No chocolate and cinnamon around here.



What the hell, my sparkler has a short fuse anymore.




Washington State has some pockets of serious Republican retards and I stay the Hell away from them.



Give me a fucking break, it is in the 90's around here, somebody is going to make money selling fireworks.
A Hottie in a skimpy Bikini selling Fireworks?
Sold, get the fuck outta my way kid.Go ask yer Ma how ya got here in the first place and call Bullshit if she starts out with the Birds and the Bees,I have seen them in action and they don't have tits, tell her to explain that one.
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FaceBook Can Still Lick My Ass

Motherfuckers.

They say they are going to give users a choice of what they want certain people to see.
Great.

Now then, they are going to give that choice to forty thousand users, then later, maybe eighty but no word on when EVERY fucking Facebook user will be able to selectively decide who sees what.


Ya Know what?

Kiss My Fucking Ass.


The fucking government and local police departments troll Facebook and MySpace like a trout fisherman with a vengeance and I see almost daily where some stupid fuck posts something that gets them arrested for being Stupid Online.

What I REALLY WANT TO KNOW, is when the fuckers that run Facebook will put up a button that says DELETE MY MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT!

Whatta ya know, they finally got around to that.

They can still kiss my ass.

Fuckers, as they say, the Internet is forever.
Two weeks of me not logging in?!, Gone forever?
LMAO Bitches, see ya.

Ye Gads!

I'm outta beer, this will not do.
I have been outside in the heat, using the weed whacker that I finally got running, trimming the Primordial Jungle weeds in the back yard for an hour.

Screw dis, I'm on a beer run.

An Open Letter To Karl Rove

Shut The Fuck Up, you lying, mendacious, douchebag.

The fact that you are not in jail pisses me off, Every. Fucking. Day.

Thank you.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Picture A Large Pink Grapefruit

Then picture some eyebrows on it and a pair of Granny glasses.

That is what was staring at me in the mirror this morning.

I didn't think I was outside that long yesterday but I sure as hell got a major sunburn on my bald little head.
That will learn me to wear my fucking hat like I normally do.
People I have known for years didn't recognize me without one.

Ouch!

My Neighbors Cat

This is my neighbors cat, I get the biggest kick out of this little joker.
They think he got hit by a car when he was little and it messed up his equilibrium.
The poor little guy has absolutely no sense of balance , which results in some pretty hilarious moments.

He is the friendliest little bugger and has absolutely no fear. I sure do get a kick out of his attitude. He even comes over and manages to crawl up the steps and comes inside to visit, one time he did that while I was out in the garden and I woke up at 5 O'clock in the morning to tremendous crash because his owner was frantically calling him and the little dude had crawled up on a pile of crap on the couch and spent the night without me knowing it!








By the way, that chicken shit cat he chased off laying there in the driveway?
Yeah, that would be mine, worthless little bag of bones, Baby.



You will have to forgive me if the formatting is messed up here, I am still trying to figure out this video upload thingy.

Nobody Loves You When Yer Down And Out

I been gone all day to my grannies 95th birthday and I saw that Farrah Fawcett had died before I left, not unexpected but they gave the lady a scant paragraph on the front page, which I would have thought she deserved a little more ink than that, ya know?

While I am gone, I hear Michael Jackson died, heart attack.

I come home and they have turned the front page of the LA Times into a fucking memorial to the freak.
A full one third of the front page with a big picture and his birth and death dates in giant font.
I ain't linking to it, it will be ancient history soon enough.

But,somebody is fucked up here.

That dude sure as shit was.

He spent a million or more paying some shady plastic surgeons to turn him from a fairly attractive black man into a butt ugly white woman.
Not to mention the persistent rumors and legal charges that he was a fucking pedophile.


Farah Fawcett had her fucking problems too but she was a hottie in the day and shaped an entire generation of girls opinions , fashion and hairstyles.
Not to mention causing every red blooded American male to, ahem, experience tent pants syndrome, if ya catch my drift.

I ain't trying to blow her image up, I am just questioning why the hell she gets one paragraph and freak boy gets over a half a front page.

I must be missing something, he was a year older than I am, she was twelve.
I remember him when he was a little boy singing ABC back in the day and I remember her when she came out with that poster.

Michael Jackson did a lot of wonderful things and he still has a HUGE fan base but I am here to tell ya, he went off the deep end a long fucking time ago.

RIP both of ya.