Sorry, my Irony meter started spinning like a gyroscope when I saw this one.
Newt rips into the media for questioning him about allegations by his second wife that he asked for an open marriage because he was dicking Calista while he was married and howling like a wolf at the moon about Bill Clinton's affair with the famous blue dress at the same time..
Dude,
The hubris burns.
What do you say to something like that on National television?
Fuck you?
I would.
Fuck you Newt, ya lying, cheating whore hound sonofabitch would be accurate.
The balls of this guy, really?
It has been widely reported that he asked for a divorce from his then wife while she lay in a hospital bed trying to fight cancer, this would be the same wife, while in the hospital, that he had the fucking nads to ask if it was OK if she didn't mind if he was fucking some rich, younger lady whom just happened to be the heir to the Budweiser fortune.
Apparently,he asked her if it would be just peachy if he could stay married and bang Calista too.
Gee, I wonder what she REALLY said to that...
I used to drink so much Bud, when I quit, they had to shoot three of those Clydesdales because they couldn't afford to fed the poor things.
Back to Newt.
I am seeing some serious dog whistle bullshit come out of his mouth because he was in South nigger hating Carolina.
See how that works for ya as you have to campaign in places like, anywhere else.
I'll be damned if I am going to give those ignorant fucks another mention.
To recap, Newt was mortified that some propaganda repeater, they used to be called reporters,
had the inexcusable gall to call him out on his hypocrisy and hit the fainting couch about a subject he was, at the time, excoriating a sitting President for doing the same damn thing, at the same damn time.
There are so many other things that Newt Fucking Gingrich can be proven to be piously doing a double standard about that my fucking head spins to the impossible fact that any reasoning individual with an IQ above my shoe size is even considering to elect this cancerous growth on our electoral process to the highest office in the land and that makes me want to gag.
Newt rips into the media for questioning him about allegations by his second wife that he asked for an open marriage because he was dicking Calista while he was married and howling like a wolf at the moon about Bill Clinton's affair with the famous blue dress at the same time..
Dude,
The hubris burns.
What do you say to something like that on National television?
Fuck you?
I would.
Fuck you Newt, ya lying, cheating whore hound sonofabitch would be accurate.
The balls of this guy, really?
It has been widely reported that he asked for a divorce from his then wife while she lay in a hospital bed trying to fight cancer, this would be the same wife, while in the hospital, that he had the fucking nads to ask if it was OK if she didn't mind if he was fucking some rich, younger lady whom just happened to be the heir to the Budweiser fortune.
Apparently,he asked her if it would be just peachy if he could stay married and bang Calista too.
Gee, I wonder what she REALLY said to that...
I used to drink so much Bud, when I quit, they had to shoot three of those Clydesdales because they couldn't afford to fed the poor things.
Back to Newt.
I am seeing some serious dog whistle bullshit come out of his mouth because he was in South nigger hating Carolina.
See how that works for ya as you have to campaign in places like, anywhere else.
I'll be damned if I am going to give those ignorant fucks another mention.
To recap, Newt was mortified that some propaganda repeater, they used to be called reporters,
had the inexcusable gall to call him out on his hypocrisy and hit the fainting couch about a subject he was, at the time, excoriating a sitting President for doing the same damn thing, at the same damn time.
There are so many other things that Newt Fucking Gingrich can be proven to be piously doing a double standard about that my fucking head spins to the impossible fact that any reasoning individual with an IQ above my shoe size is even considering to elect this cancerous growth on our electoral process to the highest office in the land and that makes me want to gag.
It's just a show, to put ad dollars into the MSM from party money and think tanks of the 1%.
ReplyDeleteThe DIMS will do all this took come a few months now, after the conventions.
It's all kabuki, useless to lose sleep over. Don't bother with it hoss, it's all theatre.
You KNOW big money buys the all, sells them all, and in turn, makes we the people vote for them all.
Me, I dumped the DIMS after being one since my FIRST vote for McGovern. N now I'm mostly decline to state, or in CA, do not wish to reg for a major political party.
If enough people across the country would do that, it would fuck up the two parties bad, real, real bad. Hell, the rich fucks would NOT know where to spend billions, and what media to buy or influence, or what media to WRITE SCRIPTS for. There would be little to write about, other n the huge loss of voters registered.
What a dream, huh? But if we the people wanna fuck with the fucking hijacked political system as it is, then do not register for the major parties in your state. Not GOP, not DIM, not Green, not American Independant . . . see what THAT shit does to the polling system and the money flow that owns it all. ;-)
Actually, cancer-wife is not the one he was asking if he could bang helmet-head-wife. He was banging open-marriage-wife while he was divorcing cancer-wife. Then open-marriage-wife got multiple sclerosis and he started banging helmet-head-wife.
ReplyDeleteGot it? I know, you need a scorecard with this guy.
Actually the issue was lying under oath and perjury that he/they were after Clinton for not the adultery.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Thanks fer straightening that out for me darlin'.
ReplyDeleteI like what Keith Ablow wrote, "When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we'll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we'll want to let him go after one."
ReplyDeleteHussah! One Term per each Gingrich Wife!
As someone recently said on Facebook, the new Family Values is using your two daughters by your first wife to convince everybody that your second wife is lying about your third wife.
ReplyDeleteWhat SC essentially did last night can be boiled down to two possibilities and they may be concurrent: Either lost their fucking minds are suspended their evangelical beliefs to vote for a hot prick because they (justifiably) loath Mitt Romney that much. The guy always looks as if he just stepped out of a boardroom and, amazingly, no one has drawn a line between the two points of a massive loathing of Wall Street and an equally massive loathing of Mitt Romney. If this guy was ever elected President he's be the first one to do his inaugural address as a Power Point Presentation and would fax in his State of the Union Address. And even mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging Republican voters are sensing that.