Sunday, April 29, 2012

You Are Here But I Am Not Anymore

In case you missed it, I am done here and have moved to Wordpress.
Please adjust your Bookmarks and head on over to this link for your usual dose of outraged ranting and cursing at Ornery Bastard.

I will be updating the Blogroll over there in bits and pieces over time.
For some reason I keep getting an error message when I try to import it all at once.

Keep your pants on if you are on this one and don't see it over there yet.

Thank you,
The Management.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Good bye Blogger.

Enough is enough. 99.9 percent of you probably never click on my Blogroll to an awesome fucking guy who used to call himself Physioprof. Your loss. He redirected himself and went to Comrade Physioproffes . Damn he posts some mouth watering recipe's with pictures too, in between his other thoughts, he is a big sports fan too. Let me tell you a little story. I first ran into him at a joint called FireDogLake, years ago, then I ran into him at some dude from Chicago named Driftglass. Smart, witty, the guy was all over what was going on at the time, I'm sure he still is. After a while, some other commenter's at Drifty's place started nagging him to start his own blog and I dived right the fuck in, dude, you need your own blog. Damn, did we hammer his ass. He finally gave in and bitched about it for a while. Like I said, the guy is very smart, as in quite a few people gather every weekday to hear what he has to say in a place that costs lots of money to participate. After all these years and some serious donations from him, he finally left a comment yesterday telling me to quit Blogger. Fuck me, I didn't know he still paid any attention to what I have to say, color me very surprised. OK Physioproffe, you win. As of tomorrow, this joint shuts the doors. Thanks for the memories Blogger, there are some great ones but like the fickle bitch you are, suck my fucking dick, I'm outta here. If you care to read what I have to bitch about after today, Have fucking at it. Please feel free to peruse six years of my brilliant commentary though, This place will still be here unless those idiots at Google decide to fuck things up even more. Adjust your bookmarks or not, I could give a flying rat's ass anymore.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Keeping My Options Open

Update, No, you can't see it after I post but there is a bit of code at the top of the page when you are typing the draft of a post. And where in the fuck did the page breaks go? I can space paragraphs like a motherfucker here but the minute it goes to post, everything runs together like I am a fucking idiot. Fucking dickheads. See? That little bit of piss me off above is one of the reasons I am seriously thinking about hooking up the jumper cables , spraying some starter fluid down the carb and firing up the other joint again. Take a swing by and tell me what you think. It's been mothballed for several years now because Wordpress frustrated the shit out of me but I kept my account there just in case Blogger took a dump. In my opinion, Google really fucked up this time and even though it is free, there comes a time when you have to weigh your options. In case you missed the link above, there is another Ornery Bastard site . Swing the fuck by and ignore the empty beer cans and the over flowing ash trays. Throw the fucking cat off the couch and have a seat, that might be the joint I call home right soon. This new template blows goats. Why in the world they keep trying to fix something that ain't broke, repeatedly, has me wondering if there aren't a few nerds doing busy work.

Google Done Shit The Bed Again

 For fucks sake.
How about a heads up, maybe a tutorial on how you just changed the process of posting on Blogger?

Maybe fuck no? Now, before I type one fucking letter, there is code identifying me as the Ornery Bastard that will not go away.
OK, geniuses, make that happen AFTER I POST SOMETHING!

I couldn't figure out why there was shit in the New Post box every fucking time I tried to post something so I had to try it three times.

Lick my fucking balls, Badtux got it too.

Meh, it's late, I have to take a serious piss and I will deal with this fucking shit later.

I have more serious shit to deal with, like trying to find another place to live with enough car parts to keep me busy for the next five years and my wife freaking out about rent rates and the fact the State sent a guy out for an evaluation of how our Autistic boy is being treated ,so as a parting shot he could tell us there is a re evaluation of how care givers are going to get paid by the state and the Wife can expect to have her hours cut two fucking years in a row  , yet the state of Washington, after having to go to a special session for the fuckers in the Senate, trying to find a budget found enough to find a million dollars to fund a fucking park on land they stole from a company that got the boot that happens to be on River front property is a great fucking idea.


This is just a bonus of my last post where the Republicans want to cut Food stamps so that the Military still has enough  money to keep killing anyone and everyone they can justify using remote control drone aircraft.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Now You Have Gone Too Far

I just deleted a post that had over ten documented legal injustices from around the world that are happening today because I found one that is being promoted in this country by some of our elected representatives that makes me want to bring a necklace of teeth home.

During last summer’s hard-won debt deal, President Obama and Congressional leaders agreed to a set of spending cuts designed to reduce the Federal budget deficit, including a $54.7 billion reduction in defense spending for FY2013.

Nine months later, however, leaders in the U.S. House are set to renege on this agreement by reversing the scheduled defense cuts and making up the resulting short-fall by making an additional $34 billion cut over the next ten years to the Supplementary Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP)—otherwise known as food stamps—a program that was explicitly exempted from the spending cuts outlined in the original debt deal due to their disproportionate impact on the most vulnerable.

If you can believe it, Politico has reported on this
and Hell yes I will link to them for pointing out some egregious lobbying cocksuckers lying their asses off to the detriment of our fellow citizens to prop up the Industrial Military Complex.

Best of all, it highlights that oh so wonderful Paul Ryan and his Vunderbudget.

The other reason I am linking to them is to give these craven motherfuckers more rope to strangle themselves with.

Are you fucking kidding me?

They are such Ebeneezer Scrooges that they would literally lobby to take the food out of a hungry child's mouth to pay for more fucking bullets,to randomly blow other innocent babies, newlyweds and goat farmers out in the middle of nowhere to Kingdom Come to pad their resumes like a fucking Baseball players stats?

Damn straight they would.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Count Me In

Poor Mittster, he is already playing the victim card, as we all know just how quick these Republican fucks are in doing .

Now it's "The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy" in the media who is out to terminate his run for President like an unwanted pregnancy.

Just for shits and grins, I am going to quote the formidable Suzie Madrak and swipe her graphic on just who dominates the fucking air waves day in and day out, as if you weren't already quite aware.
In case you live in a vacuum, Driftglass is the Go To guy who eviscerates the "Mouse Circus" on a regular schedule.

Back to Suzie, nice opening salvo, I must say;
Ah yes, the infamous left-wing conspiracy, and that librul media! I don't blame Mittens for getting upset.Think of all those damned media socialists like Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, G. Gordon Liddy, Laura Ingraham, Fred Hiatt, Matt Drudge, Charles Krauthammer, Michelle Malkin, William Kristol, Phyllis Schlafly, Brit Hume, S.E. Cupp, Howard Kurtz, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Neil Cavuto, Michael Medved, Dana Loesch, Dennis Miller, Michael Savage, Michael Reagan, the recently deceased Andrew Breitbart, Erick Erickson, Mike Allen, Tom Donahue, Ann Coulter, Paul Gigot, and John Stossel - oh, I can't go on.

Every single time you turn on the TV or radio, it's just another damned communist hippie.

Damn, how could she forget that ever present douchebag KKKarl Rove or their maniacal sisters from different mothers Michelle Bachmann and my personal favorite, Sarah Palin?

It must be the PTSD.

Now get a load of who is backing this horde of misinformation specialists,

And all those extreme librul organizations that fund their subversive propaganda: the Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Koch Family foundations, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Scaife Family foundations, the American Enterprise Institute, the Heritage Foundation, Adolph Coors Foundation, the Cato Institute, the Hudson Institute, the Hoover Institution, the Heartland Institute, or the Manhattan Institute.

Now it just gets pathetic.

Romney was making an appearance on Breitbart TV and was asked by host Larry O'Connor whether he was ready to take on "the media and these nonprofits groups that are working together."

Breitbart TV?

"There will be an effort by the quote vast left wing conspiracy to work together to put out their message and to attack me," Romney said in response. "They're going to do everything they can to divert from the message people care about, which is a growing economy that creates more jobs and rising incomes. That's what people care about."
Romney said dealing with journalists, many of whom he said were biased, was a perpetual problem for Republicans.

"Many in the media are inclined to do the president's bidding and I know that's an uphill battle we fight with the media generally," Romney said, before praising O'Connor for offering a conservative voice.

Cry me a fucking river you whiny bitch.

Jesus Christ, the Republicans have their own dedicated propaganda wing in Fox News alone.
If you think us "libruls" have anything approximating a vast Left wing conspiracy in the media, I would very much like for you to take a moment, after re reading the list of right wingers who are on television and dominate the radio airwaves every week up above, to take a long hard look at what we are up against.

Click to embiggen as my pal Gord says;

They pour millions and millions of dollars,EVERY WEEK, into trying to brainwash us.

The Left wing has nothing to counter this effectively.
Yet, we do manage to get our shots in and when we do, they tend to leave a mark.

So, like I said, count me in.
If my little spit wad shooter of a Blog happens to put one down the gullet of one of these fuckers and chokes them up for a minute, I will consider it a minor miracle but hey, every little conspirator counts in this game.

Major props to Suzie, she is one of our better players.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

One For The Guys

Thanks Dad. He said maybe I had thought of this as a way to beat Flat rate.

I have actually thought of this at times.

I know I have dumped stuff out of my pickup backing up at full throttle and slamming on the brakes

All a guy could say is, "It ran when I pulled it!"

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Fuck, Yes.Someone Gets It.

The Rude Pundit nails this bullshit kerfluffle with a white hot sledgehammer.
Get your panties in a twist over something that really matters and get off women's reproductive issues, women's tendency for voting and women's earnings compared to men.

Hell yes these are all important but they are distractions at this point. If Mitt Romney gets elected, then it will damn sure be something to worry about because those fuckers want all of us to go back to the eleventh century. When it comes to being a working mother and having to sacrifice your entire life to raise your children, I would recommend watching Helen Hunt in the flick As Good As It Gets.

I love that flick and I love her, Hubba Hubba.

When it comes to this bullshit about Ann Romney and the dust up about some obscure Democrat woman named Rosen dissing her on Twitter, The Rude one takes the words right out of my mouth,
Are we really doing this again? Are we really having some worthless fucking debate over how hard it is to be a stay-at-home parent? President Obama said, "There's no tougher job than being a mom." Really? Ask a coal miner. Ask a sweatshop worker. It's fucking stupid. Are we just back to Hillary Clinton and the motherfucking cookies? Oh, wait, Michelle Malkin's quoting that 1992 remark, so the Rude Pundit supposes that we are.

I absolutely hate the political correctness every fucking election cycle.

Speak your mind,something something called The First amendment, and if the wannabe electors handlers think it might hurt so and so's chances of election, you are now a pariah and are thrown to the vultures.

It's a good fucking thing I won't run for office.

When it comes to Ann Romney and her priviliged life, lucky her.
I can remember sharing a hot dog bun with my little brother with ketchup and mustard on it after my parents split and calling it pizza because that's all we had to eat.
So yeah, fuck you and your under privileged spoiled brats.

Friday, April 13, 2012

What Passes For News These Days

Sweet Jesus, Charlie Manson got denied parole again and now Gorgeous George had a whole article describing what he bought at the fucking commissary front paged by Yahoo.
The obvious response to me is how many Fucking "Yahoo's" did it take to spend sleepless nights to deliver this earth breaking bit of information?
I could give a fuck, except I see he did buy a bar of Ivory soap.

My advice is to keep a serious grip on that motherfucker.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Wasn't There, Were You?

It was an unnecessary tragedy but I have zero facts and neither do you, the Defense lawyers nor the Prosecution other than 911 tapes and witnesses after the fact don't either.
I have kept my mouth shut about the unfortunate killing of a young man for a reason.

It looks like there will be charges filed and after following this only by sensational headlines I still don't have anything to say, other than some certain so called "news sites" need a fucking ass beating for the unnecessary speculation I have had to endure when they don't have a fucking thing to say except repeating rumors across the spectrum of our public airwaves. This is why you have to filter what you see and hear on what we used to call "The News".

I have gone off about these fuckers in the past and I will again.
The news, a local blurb, a National blurb, an International blurb, a fluff piece, the sports, the weather, another fluff piece and a commercial before they tell you to "Tune In At Eleven" for the same sickening bullshit they came up with for the six O:clock news, ad nauseum.
Just today, the headlines screamed that the "alleged shooter" bailed clear the fuck out of Florida and had not been in contact with his somehow appointed lawyers since Sunday and they intimated that he had fled the vicinity and they were so outraged that they called a national press conference to declare that they were no longer aware of his whereabouts and were publicly saying they were no longer going to represent him, after he started a website asking for money while they did too, maybe, to twelve hours later,if he had turned himself in , they just might, be persuaded to come back and try and defend him.

I am not putting up one fucking link to this fucking soap opera.

Take a minute and follow the timeline to this fucked up mess on your own time, check the parents response to all this shit, the press, the fucking legal response from the government and wonder why I ignored every fucking bit of this sad story, then ask someone if they remember it in a year.
By then some other crazy fuck will be in the headlines and this kid will be rotting in his grave just like everyone of us will be eventually.
The difference is, there isn't one.
One or two years after kicking up daisy's, all you are is worm food.

I still remember my mother, forty years gone but time wounds all heels and in the end, when you are dead, you ain't coming back.

That is what is so despicable about young people dying before their time.
They don't get the opportunity to gather experiences to pass on to the next generation and the fact that one young man got gunned down and has so much publicity is sickening because it happens in this country so many fucking times every day and no one gives a fucking shit about some other young man or someones beautiful daughter getting killed because they don't live in that neighborhood or that state and By God, American Idol just came on so shut off the news anyway.

The prosecuting attorney says she isn't going to call a Grand Jury and is going to press other charges, like manslaughter, etc.
Zimmerman turned himself in and I am anxiously awaiting a pay per view movie about the whole fucking thing in six weeks.
3D next year before any results from a trial even start to become public because that's how they roll.

Gag me with the whole fucking thing.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Biologically Impossible Arizona Law

OK, now they have just ran full tilt off the cliff of crazy.

Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday afternoon, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception.

My bold.

Um, excuse me, It is my belief there has to actually be coitus, ejaculation of sperm by the male, a fertilized egg available by the woman and one lucky sperm cell penetrating said egg cell for there to be a pregnancy.

Apparently some ignorant fucking idiot believes this happens before the slut even meets the horn dog and a date for dinner has been settled on.

There hasn't even been one complimentary drink been served.

My question is, how this supposed fucked up stupid, ignorant fucking law can declare a pregnancy TWO FUCKING WEEKS before any of these things happen?

Well step right up and behold the math skills of the Republican party;

The 18th week bill includes a new definition for when pregnancy begins. All of the bills passed the Senate and now head to Gov. Jan Brewer (R) for her signature or veto. Passage of the late-term abortion bill would give Arizona the earliest definition of late-term abortion in the country; most states use 20 weeks as a definition.

A sentence in the bill defines gestational age as "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman," which would move the beginning of a pregnancy up two weeks prior to conception.

My bold yet again.

Get that?

I try to look down your blouse and you are automatically pregnant if we hook up TWO FUCKING WEEKS LATER.

These people are a danger to society, period. Tell me again how there is no Republican War On women.
Out of control societal trolls with what they deem as unlimited power to control women's bodies.
There should be recall petitions flying.

After all the extremest political positions that have come out of Jan Brewer's administration, this one is over the top.
Throw in Joe Arpaio and all the crazy illegal shit he has pulled and I vote we do what the neighboring countries did to Malia recently and close the fucking borders with that state. No fuel, no fresh vegetables, no electricity and no quail wings for those insane motherfucking Republicans.

Nobody in, nobody out.
Sorry for your luck touristy people but you just might be carrying some extremist ideas back out and that would make you a Domestic Terrorist.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I Predicted This Last Year

Frothy Mixture is reportedley "suspending" his campaign, leaving The Mittster as the clear leader in the race for the Republican nomination.

It has been painfully obvious to anyone paying attention this was inevitable months ago.

Now it gets serious.

We are about to be blanket wrapped with negative campaign ads for the forseeable future.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Another Obituary I Am looking Forward To

Hard to believe this old woman is still around and that there is a single soul that wants to hear what she has to say, especially an all male school where she was the paid speaker.

"Don't Date Feminists"

– Phyllis Schlafly's advice to young men: Don't date feminists, even though "some of them are pretty." Speaking to an all-male student crowd at The Citadel college in South Carolina this week, the so-called "godmother of conservatism" also blamed feminists for drumming up the recent contraception flap in US politics, The Post and Courier reports. "Contraception is not controversial," said the 87-year-old. "The issue is not access. It’s who’s going to pay for it.”

Excuse me Granny, if you can't afford a fucking rubber, chances are your buddy will give you one.
Even better odds, the lady will have one herself, just in case you are a dumbass.

This old bitch has been flogging the "feminist" line since the 1960's.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm getting old and was actually born in 1960, that is a lot of energy better spent on using contraceptives in my opinion. That one trick pony turned into kicking a dead horse a long fucking time ago too.

I find it extremely hard not to use my usual foul language here.
The words are right there on the tip of my tongue and they are the foulest ones in my repetouire.

Let me start with the fact that an 87 year old ,extremely conservative woman is giving a nice little chat about birth control to an all male graduating class.
Excuse me while I gag until my eyes bleed.

Come on Grandma, get the fuck out.

What I want to know is who is the aspirin between the knees little prude who thought this was necessary.

An 87 year old shrunken up old hag talking about birth control? Wait, it's about those dangerous fucking feminists that are damn near as old as she is.

Mission accomplished when you walked out on the stage, every swinging dick around just went turtle.


You thought Cougars were out to rob you of your virile bodily fluids?
It's those hairy armpit nut busting feminists you need to worry about.
They are apparently too cheap to worry about contraceptives.
At least a decent Cougar would make sure you had breakfast before she patted you on the ass on your way out the door.

Phyllis Schlafly has been a dirty ----( can't understand normal thinking) for a long time and I would personally like to ----(beer in, beer out) in her mouth. No seminal fluids involved.
For the life of me, I cannot believe some fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea for her to talk about birth control to a sea of testosterone drenched young men.


Hurry up and die you old bitch and make my fucking day.

Yesterday would be too late.

Why Does This look Familiar?

Don't tell me you don't know what I am thinking.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Scott Walker Wants Women Back In The Kitchen Where They Belong

This fucking clown needs to go and the people of Wisconsin will have an opportunity to send his fucking ass packing come June.
I sincerely hope they do just that.

Jesus, calling him an asshole is an insult to assholes.
A Wisconsin law that made it easier for victims of wage discrimination to have their day in court was repealed on Thursday, after Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) quietly signed the bill.

The 2009 Equal Pay Enforcement Act was meant to deter employers from discriminating against certain groups by giving workers more avenues via which to press charges. Among other provisions, it allows individuals to plead their cases in the less costly, more accessible state circuit court system, rather than just in federal court.
Women earn 77 cents for every dollar that men make. In Wisconsin, it's 75 cents, according to the Wisconsin Alliance for Women’s Health (WAWH), which also estimates that families in the state "lose more than $4,000 per year due to unequal pay."

Wisconsin voters fucked up when they elected this malignant mutant but they have the chance to disinfect the governors mansion come June and I hope and pray they do.

This is what happens when people elect Republicans in this day and age, against their own best interests.
The Republican party is chock full of vicious sociopaths and if you think I am being partisan, take off your fucking blinders and look around.
Scott Walker is but one example of the motherfuckers doing their damndest to drag the entire country back to the twelfth century.

Women's health, women's rights, wages, collective bargaining, unions in particular, food safety,the environment, under age workers protections,voters rights, your Constitutional rights, all these things have been under relentless attack by these assclowns.

There is no such thing as a Moderate, Centrist Republican running for office anymore, they are all trying to prove who can be the most extremist motherfucker on the block and they are getting more dangerous by the minute.
It's all fine and dandy by them if you get strip searched for a fucking parking ticket and Corporations are people too, darn it!

I keep waiting for petty criminals to be publicly humiliated by being put in stocks down in the public square just like the good old days.

So, ladies, while you are in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, go ahead and make Mr. Walker a sammich, you know you want to.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

There is Beer Running Out Of My Nose. Thank You, Local Republicans

I am serious when I say I am laughing my ass off.

The local republican delegate convention went into a self feeding frenzy.
Not only could they not come to agreement on who to designate as delegates, they couldn't come to agreement on who to designate as alternates, as in ZERO.

From the Local Rag;
What began with a sense of unity to defeat President Barack Obama dissolved, over 12 hours, into infighting Saturday at the Clark County GOP convention.

Delegates elected at party caucuses in March were unable to finish the assigned task of electing 94 delegates and 94 alternates to the state convention in Tacoma.

Instead, even after the convention was extended by two hours, they ended up with 75 delegates and no alternates.

The blame was placed on Ron Paul supporters.

“You have to applaud their organization,” said Mike Gaston, executive director of the Clark County GOP.

The 49th and 15th Legislative Districts agreed on their allotted delegates (28 and 2 of them, respectively) while the 18th Legislative District will have 30 delegates instead of 32 and the 17th Legislative District will have 15 instead of 32.

This is payday for Ron Paul, he showed up in this little suburb of Portland TWICE and Mittster fucked off Portland.
A composite of over thirty different outlying small cities wrapped into one, of over a million potential idiots.

Smooth move Mormon Dude.

Smart move Ron Paul political adviser, whatever your fucking name is.

Mittster fucked off the West Coast because he damn well knows he is going to find a thumb to the nose out here but even the local Republican base imploding is just Viagra Laced Vanilla Cinnamon icing on a German Chocolate cake with a two drink minimum.

Go ahead and write off the ENTIRE WEST COAST.

Anyone else notice how close Filthy Rich Mormon is to Filthy Rich Moron?