Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year

Because this last one sucked monkey balls.

Thanks to all my readers and those who keep popping in looking for that fake picture of Sarah Palin I posted a few months ago, you would not believe how many hits I get over that thing and I swiped it from someone else!
Also, I would like to thank everybody who linked to my wee little blog of insanity, you know who ya are and so do I, Thanks.

Stay safe and party like there is no tomorrow, at the rate shit is happening lately, there might not be!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Beware Motherfuckers, The Populous Is Pissed off.

I just had a nice conversation with a friend of mine who is a life long Republican.

Come to find out, we are both more Libertarian than we either suspected.
Follow the Constitution ya bought off sonsabitches!

When a lifelong Democrat and a lifelong Republican can get together and say the whole damn government is bought and paid for and could give a rats ass as to what We the People want, there is going to be a huge back lash coming.

As if the Fed Gov isn't aware of this.
Fuck ya.

Enjoy this little bit of divide and conquer, it is failing ya miserably and you are blissfully unaware or so God Damn arrogant you think you are invulnerable.
1 percent of 300 million?


I don't like yer odds there smarty pants.

Us versus them and they are going to lose like a drunk at a poker table in Vegas.
What the fuck?
They are going to kill off their Cash Cow Tax Payers?
Get a fucking clue.
Some one has to cough up their blood money.

I can't wait for the first Domestic Terrorist that decides they have had enough and declares hunting season is open, you know damn well it is coming and Fox News will be the first cocksuckers to declare Martial law should have been implemented yesterday.

Be very afraid, ya thieving class warfare idiots.
Who brought cake?

Just issue me a fucking "Known Terrorist Card" and be done with it. Shit, I am already on so damn many lists now, I should be considered to be a fucking political refugee from another damn country, applying for amnesty for political persecution.
I haven't flown anywhere in ten fucking years and I absolutely will not attempt to get on a fucking airplane at any time in the future when I know for a fact that the individuals between me and that air craft are as smart as what is in the diaper on the screaming babies ass behind me.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bread, Butter, Taters And The Things I Take For Granted

Pretty damn amazing the things I take for granted.
A two block drive and see how many quarters I have left over from doing laundry.

Two inches of snow tonight and the whole world went to hell, idiots.

Paper Towels?
Bleach?
A sack of onions for a buck?
The Dollar store is only good for so much.

Right now, Taters are dirt cheap.
Butter is cheaper than Margarine for some strange reason.

These staple items are something I need to figure out how to store in a God Damn trailer with no freezer.

Onions and Taters I might be able to do, Butter and Margarine are another story.

No Knead Bread is looking to be a can do thing.

Other than that, I see something addressed to U.R.Phooked, here shortly.
I ain't going to starve by any means, it is these little things that are going to be problematic, I see.
I need to find me a farmers market or better yet, a farmers daughter.

How's That For Family Values?

What happened to the sanctity of marriage Karl?

Hypocritic, treasonous , serial liar, Karl Rove just got divorced, again.
If I hear about the sanctity of marriage out of one more winger asshole within kicking distance, someone is going to be walking with a limp for a long time.



No mention of a restraining order.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Attention, Flight 253 Is Now Boarding.

Please line up on the right to show your papers.




This is not a bit funny and was not meant to be.

Apparently we have small children running the TSB who have absolutely no concept of airline traffic and passenger safety.

Get A Fucking Clue.

She Canna Take Anymore, Captain!







As the year winds down and I take a gander at all the shit we have been through, it is less than heartening to look forward to the gathering shit storm that is in our future.
Basically, the entire world is completely out of control.

FUBAR.
On one hand, we have financial system that is rotten to the core and keeps rewarding criminal behavior handsomely.
Must be a nice gig if you can get it.
On another front, we have entire cities that are flat out dying, look no farther than Detroit as a prime example.

Unemployment is at a generational high, millions of people are getting foreclosed on and losing their homes.
One in eight people are on food stamps, forty states are projected to run out of unemployment money.

California, who has an annual budget larger than many countries, is flat assed broke and in the middle of an even larger water crisis.
The list goes on and on.

I started watching this perfect storm in November of 2007 and it just keeps getting worse.

Now, on top of it all, there is reportedly going to be an emerging food crisis with expected triple digit price increases and world wide shortages.

The USDA is talking out both sides of it's mouth, saying it is expecting bumper crops this year while at the same time it has declared the bread basket of the country to be a fucking disaster area.
Draw your own conclusions there, after all, it is a Federal agency and they are here to help.

Cough, cough.

Rice, again, is supposed to be in short supply again this next year.
On top of all that, I see where some crazy sonofabitch tried to blow up a plane and now the TSA is going to treat every passenger like an errant four year old and nobody can have any kind of electronic device on and must sit facing forward with their hands in their lap for the last hour of a flight.

If that wasn't so God Damn pathetic, it would be hysterical.

All I can say to that is take a fucking train, they have yet to fuck that completely up but rest assured that they are trying as hard as they can.

Commercial real estate continues to tank and Timmy the Great says we can expect to see an ease in unemployment come spring.
There is one dude who needs to experience unemployment for an extended period, asshole.

So, gentle readers and trolls alike, we are in for more of the same in the coming year, I actually expect it to get worse by next summer.

All I can do is try to hang on by my finger nails like everyone else, except I have been slowly building up enough grub and supplies so I can at least eat, whatever the fuck comes down the pipe.

I don't like what I am not seeing, what they are not saying, but I am watching and every two to three weeks the PTB try to slip a little something past us.
Pay attention and keep your wits about ya, there is a Bad Moon Rising.

Actually, the whole enchilada is on a fast track into a brick wall.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Get One



I kid you not, this is a serious piece of hardware. This was a decent picture, mine is a Lewis and Clark rememberative edition that you can cook buiscits on top too.

I bought a Pork roast that wouldn't fit in my little Crock Pot and dug out my Dutch Oven that I had never used.
I had seasoned it and put it away and DAMN! does that thing rock!

Holy Moley, it is now going into regular rotation.

I use cast iron to cook with almost exclusively, I can't believe my cabinets haven't fallen off the wall yet but I think I am in love with this damn thing.

Note to self,
get some frikkin' Pot Holders.

Somebody Make It Stop!


Heh, another gratuitous Christmas ass pic for ya.

Holy fucking Christ, I'm still half drunk.
Not only is my head pounding, some damn thing is banging away outside too.
The fucking wind is blowing and the whole damn trailer is rocking and swaying.
Good thing I don't get sea sick.
Happy Holidays.

Time for round two.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Ho Ho

And all that happy shit.

Fuck, I hate Christmas more and more every damn year.

I hope you all enjoy the company and the time you get to spend with them, safe travels and any random sex acts you get are a bonus.

I get to drive all over creation here in a bit and pretend to enjoy it.

Now bring me a beer and go away.

TMI;
I just took a healthy crap, had a shot of rum, a beer and a cigarette.
I just may live.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Merry Christmas Motherfuckers






Merry Christmas my dear readers.
In case you forgot, you actually did click on " Ornery Bastard".

Now then. for my atheist friends, get fucked up and call it retaliation for attempted indoctrination.

The rest of ya, Merry Christmas and wash yer crotch.

Fuck Christmas and smack that little fifteen year old punk who thinks he knows it all.
My family got smart and herded all the little kiddies clear into another room.It got to be a bit contentious when I grabbed a random kid to send into the kitchen to grab me a beer.
What, I used to be the remote and a fucking bartender when I was ten.

Anyways,

I would sincerely like to thank you all who swing by the joint, I was amazed to see I just might hit a hundred thousand fucking page loads here pretty soon.
Go drag Granny by and yer ugly sister, I don't give a fuck, I am just astounded I am still ranting and raving at this joint all these years later.

Try not to choke on a candy cane and I will be back to piss people off in a day or so.
BTW, Suck my dick Lieberman,Lindsey Graham, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Inhofe,Bohner , Bitch McConnel, Newt Dinckrich, Man on Dog, Cantor, Diaper Dude, and all you other ignorant cocksuckers.

Oh yes.
Happy Holidays to that extra special couple, Sarah Palin and John McCain.


BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Sarah?
Nevermind, it was going to be rude.
Just go take care of your family.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Bring it again honey, I tend to get bored.

John?

Thank you so much for the cheap entertainment that is Meghan.

Please let me know when you are coming to town, I love a stupid blond with big tits who has more money than brains and drinks piss water beer exclusively.

Except that being related thing...

I'll stick with Nasty Girl. She is a a damn conservative, has a smokin' body, is very beautiful, pretty fuckin' smart and drinks real beer. She also tolerates me for some damn reason.

Politics makes fer strange bed fellows.

Happy Holidays.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Maybe?

WHOO HOO! The keyboard works now!

I don't have a fucking clue what finally fixed it. I been fucking with it for four goddamn hours.
Google this, get on a discussion thread, get the fuck out, I ain't fucking with this thing any more, I killed it once already.

My buddy was awesome enough to have some one build this damn thing for me for free and it fucked up, he took it home and fixed it on his own time but the damn keyboard wouldn't work so I have been using the virtual keyboard you can find under accessories, if ya can see the fucking thing.

Whatever happened, I was for damn sure not going into the operating system.
I was going to swallow my pride and take the damn thing back to him before I even tried to fuck it up again.

I was all over the internet doing specific searches, something happened. Now I will see if the other one works tomorrow when I plug it in at the shop.
Hey, use a known good part, Ford has that advice in their factory manuals and so does Micro fucking Soft I see.

Either way, WOOT!!

Now I gotta fix the screen resolution, I can't hardly see the fucking letters I am typing.

I think I can handle that.
As my buddy said, now I can get back to pissing people off.

Merry Christmas motherfuckers.

I Can Haz Second Amendment?





H/T Lol Cats.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

No Computer,Now No keyboard

Having to use the virtual fucking keyboard at three microns, at night.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Monsanto To Allow Farmers To Use Modified Soybean After Patent Expires

According to this NYT article, after 2014 Monsanto is going to allow farmers to continue to use it's first generation genetically modified Soybean after the patent expires, will let them save the seeds and will not force them to buy new seed every year.
Some snippets from the article,

In letters to seed companies and farm groups this week, Monsanto said that it would allow farmers to continue to grow its hugely popular Roundup Ready 1 soybeans even after the patent protecting the technology expires in 2014.


snip

Because farmers and seed companies would no longer have to pay royalties to Monsanto on the gene after 2014, Roundup Ready soybeans would become agricultural biotechnology’s equivalent of a generic drug.

snip

While Monsanto sells Roundup Ready seeds itself, it also licenses the technology to other seed companies. Some seed industry executives and academic soybean specialists say that Monsanto was not planning to renew licenses for that Roundup Ready 1 trait that expired before 2014, so that seed companies would have no choice but to move to Roundup Ready 2.

But in its letters this week, Monsanto said it would now extend all contracts for Roundup Ready 1 until the patent’s expiration date. It also said it would not enforce language in some contracts that would have required seed companies to destroy or return Roundup Ready seed when the patent expired.

And Monsanto said seed companies could continue to sell seeds containing the Roundup Ready 1 trait without jeopardizing their access to the successor technology.


Also the article mentions that Monsanto is currently under investigation for Anti trust violations by the Justice Department.

This is good news and bad news as explained in the next snippet.

Still, it is uncertain how long Roundup Ready 1 would survive in generic form. Some nations require licenses for the import of genetically engineered crops to be periodically renewed. Monsanto said it would maintain those licenses through 2017. But if they expired after that, American farmers would not be permitted to export the Roundup Ready 1 generic soybeans to certain countries, which would discourage them from growing those crops.


Go read the whole article by ANDREW POLLACK to get the whole story.

Get Many Comments Over There?

I got bad news fer you duckie if you use HalOscan.

More commonly known in these parts as Hell-O-scan.
According to Avedon Carol over at The Sideshow,some outfit called Echo has bought out Haloscan and will now be charging you ten bucks a year if you want to continue to have comments on your Blog show up.
Isn't that lovely?
Avedon's take,

I'm really not sure what to do about this. The new owners of Haloscan seem to have come up with a fool-proof plan to totally piss me off. Apparently, this is so I can have all the "exciting" features I hate in other commenting systems. They want me to pay them for the elimination of the things I liked about Haloscan. I mean, there isn't even a field for your homepage URL, which means I can't go look at a commenter's blog easily - I guess they want to reduce, rather than aid, communication It's not that they're asking for much money, true, but it's the principle: A sudden announcement that if I don't give them money it's all over between us. They say they are giving me a whole two weeks to make the decision, but they don't let me see anything but their announcement when I log into the management page to try do things (like delete spam). Or I can terminate my account and "export" all my comments to another system, but as near as I can tell from the discussion thread, that just means pulling it all out to save in a single document on my hard drive. And you can try using their exciting new commenting system right there on the blog, and it is apparently broken. I would think they'd have fixed that before inviting us to buy it from them.




Snerk. Emphasis is mine.

Anyways, you can investigate this at the link above or here
.

I am going to wait until I get some kind official announcement or start seeing zero comments like I did way back in the day when I started this Blog.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

STFU Lieberman

This made my day. Good on ya Franken, shut that whiny bitch up.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Fuck 'Em All





After watching what has happened to the Health Care debate lately, I feel as though I have been watching a ping pong match between two meth crazed weasels.
I have come to the conclusion that even if it passes, it will ultimately be ruled as Unconstitutional on the basis it is taxation without representation.
As it currently stands, anyone who does not have insurance will be forced to purchase insurance or be fined by the Federal government, even as said insurance assholes can still deny coverage and put limits on the amount covered.

I call Bullshit right there.

Anything that is mandated by the Federal government and can still be denied by a private company is a tax without representation.
Fuck that shit.

I am completely disgusted with the Democratic party, the President and especially Joe Fucking Lieberman and the Republicans.

I have been pissed off at the Democrats for some time now and have come to the conclusion that they do not, in fact, represent my beliefs after all.
I do believe I have had plenty enough of the Kabuki theater that passes for governance in this country and am going to register as an Independent and I am not so sure that I will just quit voting for anything other than local offices from now until the day I fucking die.
This is certainly not representative government, I only need to point to the Bail out of Wall Street that ninety nine percent of the population was against and Congress bailed the dirty sonsabitches out with our money anyway to make my point.

The same damn thing is going on right now with the Health care issue.
Seventy percent of Americans, a clear majority, support a Public Option and that went bye bye.
Then the Medicare option was single handedly killed by Joe Lieberman.

Whatever abortion of a bill finally comes out of Congress at this point is going to be a financial disaster for many Americans, especially if it is signed into law requiring any uninsured individual HAS to buy insurance, from an industry that is exempt from anti monopoly laws and ,can and will, raise premiums at will.

No, that is not representative government, that is theft.

I'm Getting Old

Still having computer problems at home, god dammit.
Anyway's, I haven't forgotten y'all. Have a nice day and listen to this old classic.



BTW, I see I bear an uncanny resemblance to Pete Townsend.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Somebody Slap This Fucking Guy Part TWO

Fucking Lieberman, again.

Dirty no good sanctimonious pustule.

One fucking guy holding Congress hostage.
It is very telling when you look at it from here that the fucking Democrats are a bunch of fucking pussies.
Lieberman isn't even a Democrat, he is an Independent/Republican Light after he got his ass handed to him by Lamont.


Lieberman needs to be invited to a sack party, Stat.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Somebody Slap This Fucking Guy

Jesus Christ, I tell ya, if I could only get with in kicking distance of this asshole.

To Sir, With Love

Somebody got with the program and said fuck that shoe throwing business.

Wake the fuck up Congress critters,fashion trends come out of Italy, ya know?

A Day Late And A Dollar Short

Fucking bastards!
The weather dudes all said it was supposed to be in the forties today.
Instead, I woke up to freezing rain and it is STILL colder than hell.

Even the fucking cats are trying to snuggle.
MMMPH< Covering my head with a blanket.
I am afraid to take a piss, my hands are frozen.
Trying to keep the furnace down but fuck this noise, I ain't doing anyone any favors by being a fucking popsicle.

Bonus round, I can hear the rain hitting the roof, guess what that means.

Five Dead Meeces

Damn, have I been having technical difficulties or what?
Five fucking dead mouses in a week.
I finally got pissed off and pitched 'em, went to Radio Fucking Shack and bought a Goddamn wireless sumbitch, came home and.....
nothing.

Duh, batteries not included, stupid.
Par for the course, we had a big blast of freezing rain, just for fun.
I finally got out of the fucking driveway at eleven o'clock this morning to drive three blocks, to get some fucking batteries.
Batteries I have, just not the tiny little needle dick bug fucker type.
Sheese.
Hopefully I can just motor along for a while without some major malfunction for fucks sake!

Oh Yes, They Are Watching

Went to the Dollar store yesterday. Spent One Hundred and Two dollars.
They had soup stacked up in flats, I bought two flats.
Went to check out and the weasel fucking manager was hovering over the check out girl, wringing his hands together, literally.
He counted the soup cans and was visibly relieved when it came out to twenty one. Twenty four is the magic number he said.
Just so ya know.

I almost laughed at the guy.
Soup?
What the FUCK is this, Russia? East Germany? Jesus Christ, I coulda bought every fucking can they had, ever heard of a place called America? We buy shit by the tractor trailer load, idiot.

The fucking guy was worried that some skinny little motherfucker bought twenty four cans of soup in a country with Three Hundred Million citizens?

I am sitting here shaking my head.
It ain't like they are bullets, asshole.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Sweet Dreams Baby

I lost a beautiful friend recently and went to the Memorial tonight.
Such a sad waste of a beautiful lady. She was absolutely full of life, you could hear her laugh half way around the block when she was having a good time.
I also heard that another friend that has no family is going to get the plug pulled today. That unfortunate decision was thrust upon my boss, who had known the old guy since he was sixteen. I knew the man well, he was my parts driver. What a character. His name was Fred but he he didn't like that, so ya had to call him by his middle name, Rodgers. Not Rodger, Rodgers, think that didn't fuck people up.
He was a collector, the last time I went to see him, he had over forty goddamn machete's laying on the floor and over fifty different bottles of Hot sauce sitting on the counter. He was so good at collecting weird shit, the boss gave him a damn container box to put his shit in. I have no idea what is going to happen to all that shit, maybe a giant garage sale to pay the medical bills.
The lady and I spent a lot of time together at times, she was a bartender in a bar with no customers.
I would go in and order an asshole in a glass, she knew what it was and we would have juke box wars. Lori loved the blues, especially Texas Blues, and we would go back and forth on the juke box. She would get bored and come next door and I would buy her a shot of tequila to keep her busy. Down to earth and tougher than nails, it is hard to imagine she is gone.
We were good friends and she would not even accept a ride to work when she was six blocks away, in the rain.

Sometimes, life and death comes and goes on the same day, the UPS guy isn't that predictable either.

I am greatly saddened today.
Rest in Peace, both of ya. You both deserve it, great friends.

Sleinte.

Zappadan Continues

Here is my contribution, some wise advice here,

Don't Eat Yellow Snow!

I thought this to be appropriate as it has been below freezing here for a week now and the forecast is snow and freezing rain tonight.

Go see Mark over at Fried Green Al Quedas for more Zappadan goodness.


Damn near eleven minutes of classic Zappa here and now!

Ten

Degrees that is.
It's still frozen here. A bunch of the trucks at work are now in the shop defrosting. When it gets that kind of cold the air valves freeze up if there is one drop of moisture in the air system.
No rest fer the wicked. I am all kinds of busy this morning.
It is supposed to start warming up on Sunday.

My Buddy here has a friend who gave him some surplus Coast Guard insulated coveralls and one pair was too big for him.
Bright orange and very toasty, as a matter of fact I am sweating.
These things are the shit, I'm telling ya!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Colder Than A Well Diggers Ass

12 fucking degrees this morning and Winter is still two weeks away.

The water lines going to the Weasel Den have been frozen solid four four days now. Gotta love having some bottled water stashed away.Even the sixty gallon storage tank is frozen.
Miserable shit.
I see someone did finally cut down that dead tree behind my place last weekend. I could kiss whoever that was.
I have been worried about that thing coming down on top of me since I moved over there.
It happened to my neighbor, there was another one right next to it and it broke off in a windstorm and went through his trailer like a knife through butter and he was in it!

He got lucky and didn't get hurt but I saw first hand what the results were and it wasn't pretty.
I just happened to move into the exact same spot.
One less thing to worry about.
I am just hoping none of my water lines are burst, just waiting to spray water everywhere once they thaw out.
That could be very, ugly.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

This Is Still Good

Gotta love that Suzie Q.
Joe Lieberman is still a dick though.



14 friggin degrees here in Vancouver this morning.

BRRRR!!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Miss Me Much?

Oh yeah, sure.
Anyways, a little something to keep you busy for a minute,
71 pictures of trashy little sluts with tattoos.

You know yer going to.

I'll find something else to rant about later when I have more time.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Kerosene Lanterns Suck Ass

I managed to pop a couple of fuses in the Weasel Den tonight and wound up getting the little kerosene lanterns out.
A fucking candle would have been just as effective.

These things are fucking dangerous.
Try filling one of these little bastards up by the light of another one some time.
When it gets full?
Yeah, shit flows all over the table, next to an open flame. Want some more light out of the damn thing? It can do that, if you are prepared to chew on a constant stream of black, nasty assed smoke that comes out of the chimney.
I now have a dish rag that I could lite up and send a distress signal half way across town. While I was messing around in the dark with these damn things, I managed to get the LITTLE, TINY, light over the stove to come on. This is the light in your fucking glove box. That sonofabitch put out more damn light than FOUR of the Hurricane lanterns I had lit up!

The Hurricane lanterns are about fucking useless, unless you hang them by your ankles to keep you from tripping on shit while you try to find a light.

It's no wonder people couldn't read back in the Nineteenth Century.

In an actual emergency, I would tell you that these things are more likely to start a house fire or kill you with the soot and Carbon Monoxide as they are to do ya a bit of good.

Just my opinion but it was a real eye opener.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

One More Thing Before Night Night

Fuck Newt Gingrich.
On a scale of One to Ten, the guy is a fucking FIFTEEN when it comes to being a sanctimonious fucking asshole.
Rush Limbaugh is a twenty five.

Glenn Beck is off the charts and Sarah Palin couldn't suck my dick if I was passed out with my pants around my ankles.

Limbaugh might try, from what I hear.Good luck with your FOURTH marriage, asshole.

Karl Rove wants to be the Maid of Dis Honor.

I lost ALL of my Bookmarks

This is a sorry state of affairs, I had about a hundred and fifty book marks in one category alone,if ya see this and recognize me from your comments, do me a favor and leave a link to your site in the comments. Some of ya know who I am talking to.

I'm Baaaack.

Huge thanks to my buddy and another guy who shall remain nameless.

You guy's rock.

I went through three meeces and two keyboards but I am back. It's gonna be four,but a mouse is cheap these days.

Ya gotta love friends.

Thank You guy's.
I currently have about a quarter mile of cables and shit spread across my bed, soon, a bunch of it will go away. Now I need to get one of those slim monitors. Christmas is coming, I'll get one for myself.

Oh. Fuck You ,Ben Dover,ya Right wing Cunt Wart.I ain't bending over for you or anyone else. I be a pitcher, not a catcher.
Thanks fer stopping by though. just remember, I can delete shit as fast as I find it.Fun is Fun and I have a sense of humor if ya can't tell.

Y'all have a nice day now.

Whoo Hoo! I don't have to wait twenty fucking minutes to get on line.

This is SO sweet.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Goldman Sachs Employees Arming Themselves Against The Masses

I read that and laughed out loud.
Here is the first paragraph of an article in Bloomberg by Alice Schroeder. Read the rest at the link.



Commentary by Alice Schroeder

Dec. 1 (Bloomberg) -- “I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit,” said a friend, who told me of swearing to the good character of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. banker who applied to the local police for a permit to buy a pistol. The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.


I can tell those crooked motherfuckers one thing right off the bat,
YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH AMMUNITION.

If the masses literally got pissed off enough to come after you, there wouldn't be enough left of you to wipe off the soles of my boots.

You damn straight we are pissed off at you thieving cocksuckers,justifiably so.

Now go play tough guy with your butt buddies and start sweating.

You see, We The People are armed to the fucking teeth and no little pistol is going to save your asses if we decide we have had enough of your lying, cheating and outright stealing, take that to the bank, bitches.

What A Guy.

My buddy, who reads this blog, works with some high end computers and he asked a guy at work if he had one laying around. He said he needed a case and he would build me one. I just got off the phone with my friend, the guy brought in a case, is putting it together and hopefully by this time tomorrow, I will be cruising teh toobz again.
Dude, you know who you are,you fuckin' ROCK!!

Thank you from the bottom of my rotten little heart.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

It's terminal

My other computer died today. RIP motherfucker.

It could be a while before ya see any ranting, it has been coming.

Two down.
My friends are letting me borrow theirs, that should keep the NSA busy making new files.


Stay tuned.

When ya take the time to stop by and ya read my rantings,leave a fucking comment for Christ's sakes, even if it to tell me to Fuck Off.
Eleven hundred people stopped by here yesterday and I got two fucking comments.

One Goddamn troll broke the record the other day at 39.

I dare ya's to beat his sorry ass.

I'll be back, Sorry for your luck.

Tis The Season, Again

If you look closely, you will recognize me there on the right.



H/T Lol Cats.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thousands Of Lobbyists To Be Unemployed

Like that is a bad thing.
Welcome to the party bitches.

In a little-noticed blog post published on the White House website in September, President Obama's special counsel for ethics and government reform Norm Eisen announced that the administration no longer wanted federally-registered lobbyists appointed to agency advisory boards and commissions.

These appointees to boards and commissions, which are made by agencies and not the President, advise the federal government on a variety of policy areas. Keeping these advisory boards free of individuals who currently are registered federal lobbyists represents a dramatic change in the way business is done in Washington.

Snip

This is a step in the right direction, the foxes watching the hen house was never a good idea.Think Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force, something like that.

As has been reported, the President has made a commitment to close the revolving door that has in the past allowed lobbyists and others to move to and from full-time federal government service. In furtherance of this commitment, the President issued Executive Order 13490, which bars anyone appointed by the President who has been a federally-registered lobbyist within the past two years from working on particular matters or in the specific areas in which they lobbied or from serving in agencies they had lobbied.


Not some, not a few, THOUSANDS of these back door sonsabitches.

Halleluja!

H/T HuffPo.

Update;
A HUGE thank you to Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars for linking to my wee little Blog.

Welcome C&Lers!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

One Nice Thing About Getting Old

You can tell the little shits to move so you can take a nap on the couch after dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

My Irony Meter Just Exploded

Lou Dobbs is practicing Politics 1.0.

In an interview with the Spanish-language network Telemundo gaining attention Wednesday, Dobbs told interviewer Maria Celeste he is one of the Latino community's "greatest friends" and appeared willing to embrace a form of amnesty he spent years criticizing.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Oh my God, what a natural politician.

Fuck you Lou, asshole.

Like these folks are going to instantly forget your whole history of railing about the Big Brown Menace.

Go home and STFU.

Happy Thanksgiving

Take a few minutes and give this fine tune a listen.
This is good stuff..

Monday, November 23, 2009

I'm Heartbroken

I only have one troll?

After four years of blogging some serious vitriol?

I am ashamed.

My only consolation is that he is prolific.

Have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, Mr. Anonymous dude.

Lol!
Jayzus.

Right wing fucktards are a dime a dozen and all I get is one.
It's like going Trick or Treating as a kid and getting tooth paste.

Talk Amongst Yourselves

I got nuthin' right now, hit the blogroll .
Of course, the trolls are always welcome to call me names too.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Relax Fer A Minute And Enjoy This

A little toe tapper fer ya's.


Surprize!

Motherfuckers at MicroSoft.

Get ready.

That little green thing at the bottom of your screen that says START?
Click it.
Go to Search.
Type in .GIF and hit enter.
I'll wait while your jaw hits the fucking ground.

I found over a thousand little icons, billboards and just plain weird little pictures of shit I could not tell ya where they came from.

Ya wonder where that shit came from, so do I.

Some asshole at MicroSoft thought it was a good idea that they should have an automatic icon grabber and not tell anyone.
You will not find this little feature any other way that I know of. If you get lucky, you can highlight a group of them and delete the fuckers all at once, I had to do a shit load one. by. one.
Ya ain't got much of a chance to right click and press shift either.
Once in a while ya will get lucky and catch ten or twelve before you get an error message that one of the fuckers is unavailable.

Have a nice fucking day and take your time, the kids know where the cereal is,the cats can stay the fuck outside,you are going to be quite busy.

This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off, what the Hell do I need this program for and what in the Hell would I ever use it for?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Stay Tuned

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties.



Thursday, November 19, 2009

Grandpa Fred- "Afghan War Already Lost"

Go let your pets out and buckle up, I plan to catch some air on this ride.

Let me start with a quote from this senile old bastard,

"The problem is that every one of Reid’s comments I’ve noted here has also been reported gleefully by Al Jazeera and other anti-American media," Thompson said at the time. "Whether he means to or not, he’s encouraging our enemies to believe that they are winning the critical war of will."


This was in regards to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2007 when Reid declared outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace to be "incompetent."

H/T Raw Story.



Here is what the Monster From The Black Lagoon actually had to say about our efforts in Afghanistan;

"It's becoming increasingly apparent with every passing day that it really doesn't matter how President Obama divides the Afghan baby, how he splits the difference between [Gen. Stanley] McChrystal and [Vice President Joe] Biden, because the war in Afghanistan has been lost," Thompson said on his radio show, The Fred Thompson Show. "It didn't have to be that way, it doesn't have to be that way, but that's the way it is."


Rank hypocrisy, no?

As I recall, the ratio of troops to Taliban, Al Queda and any other resistance fighters in Afghanistan is TWELVE TO ONE right this fucking minute.

As I also seem to recall, our former Commander In Chief, this guy,



Oops! Wrong war criminal, this guy,


Damn, my bad, wrong picture.
Yeah, THIS GUY,



If that guy hadn't decided to get a hard on for some oil rich country his Dad had already beat down, after they spent millions building a working relationship with and sent our troops into Iraq, maybe we wouldn't be having this dialogue, HMMM?
You DO remember this, don't you Grandpa Fred?




So, we now have a bunch of troops and over four thousand dead countrymen in a little Hell Hole called Iraq, with me so far?
There is this thing called Logistics.

All you Rah Rah motherfuckers think that our CURRENT Commander In Chief, yeah, that guy,



can just pull FORTY THOUSAND troops out of his ass and have them, all their equipment,supplies and support, magically show up some place yet to be determined, Wednesday morning at eight O'clock , or you are saying the "War In Afghanistan Is Lost"?

Remember way back when, like last fucking year at this time, when Stupie McFuckwit was still a puppet head of state?
Anyone who spoke out against the war(s) was villified and called a traitor by the troglodytes on the right. I sure as fuck remember.

What about that now? Let me guess, you are being patriotic, right?



You idiots make this too easy.

I'll tell ya what Fred, why don't you shuffle on down to the pool house and see if you can't find that nice lady who brings you the tapioca pudding every once in a while, you remember her, right?



Have the nice lady take you back to the house, sit you in front of a computer, get on the "internets" and have her click this link.

Because at this point, that's about all I have to say to you and all of your war mongering asshole buddies.

Well Duh, Katrina Victims , Get Ya A Lawyer.

As if this wasn't obvious. It pissed me off they wouldn't let 'em sue for the trailers full of Formaldehyde.
Just that many that won't be around to collect on this verdict against the Bush administration.


Instead of bus loads of refugees heading out of New Orleans, there will be bus loads of ambulance chasers heading in. Where is another killer Hurricane when ya need one?
What the fuck...
What's another four hundred Billion.

I'm telling ya, we are going to paying for the sins of those sonsabitches after I am dead and gone.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Get Ready, Here It Comes

Christmas is coming.

The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.

Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.

Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.

I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.

That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.

As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.

I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?

I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.

I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!


I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.

All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.

If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,

I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.

Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.

Karl Rove's Memoir Due Out Next Year

It's going to be called "Courage And Consequence".

Should be more like "Nightmare Fairy Tales".

The weasel motherfucker has zero courage and I haven't seen any consequences on his lying, smearing, cheating, worthless ass.

That sonofabitch should be in jail and even HE basically admitted it.

I can guarantee I ain't reading his fucking memoir, what, "I don't recall" on every page?

Spit.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Have A Nice Fucking Day.

I ain't in the mood, all the news does is piss me the fuck off. Go read this ladies take on the current melt down.

Ya gotta love it, It seems there are quite a few of us watching the shit hit the fan.

Forty nine MILLION motherfucking Americans don't have enough to eat, yet we can remote control a fucking model air plane half way around the world to kill some other sonofabitch who has starving kids.
If that ain't Fucked up, I don't know what Fucked up is.

There needs to be some sonsabitches drug out in the street and beat on.

Dirty fucking bastards.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Here We Go Again

Jesus fucking Christ it is cold in here again.
Wrapped up like a God damn burrito and it is only November.

MUST. Get. Propane.


Sonabitch, even the cat is wanting to get cozy.

Friday, November 13, 2009

For Tsisageya

More better?

I Was Never A Big Fan

As a matter of fact, I barely knew who this chick was, just another attention whore with no talent.

Hell, I didn't even know she could sing.
I have seen a few pictures here and there, she is , out there, when it comes to style.
Who the fuck am I talking about?
Lady Gaga.

Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?

This chick;



Sumbitch!
She is gorgeous without all that fucking makeup and weird shit she wears.
She can sing too, surprise the shit out of me!



WTF ever, it's not metal this time.

Friday The 13th

It sure as fuck is.
I am having the day from hell.
If it CAN go wrong, it is.
One fucking thing after another and the day is only half gone.
It started last night and is doing the Energizer Bunny thing.

As Mayberry sez,

Stay tuned.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Fuck The Fed

No fucking oversight, these pricks have fucked us until I saw two cows pass me this morning on the way in.

I was reading this article from the WAPO and can't tell if he is kissing their ass or calling to reform the fuckers, or both.

Shit or get off the pot boy.

The Fed is fucked up and needs to be spanked, hard.

Two things come to mind right off the bat.

Ben Bernananke and the Federal Reserve, BAD.Goldman Sachs, Worse.
I am thinking that there is some panic going on now that Dodd has has submitted legislation to strip the Fed of it's oversight.

The WAPO would be right in line to defend the Status Quo.

Helicopter Ben has been under increasing scrutiny with all this bail out horse shit he has been behind. Paulson should be in stocks.

His buddies at Goldman Sachs, who just last year were screaming like a kid in a house fire that they were going to go under and take the whole economy with them, are now trying to defend Thirty BILLION dollars in bonuses to their most extremely productive employees, or because they are doing Gods work or that they think that we are fucking stupid, what the fuck ever.

The Fed, Bernanenke, every mother fucker at Goldman Sachs and countless other thieving fucking bastards on Wall Street needs to have their asses kicked.

Thirty BILLION dollars would go a long ways to helping out the turkey farmers in this country, Thanksgiving is coming and there are a lot of hungry citizens who are going to do without.
Christmas is going to be a disaster this year, count on it, unless you work for one of these cock suckers.

The economy continues to crash and over fifteen thirty million people are out of work and these sonsabitches have the gall to give out thirty. fucking. BILLION. dollars in bonuses to the very people responsible for this misery.

Kiss. MY. Fucking. Ass.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Learn Something New Every Day

Look out, the next time I get to a Pot Luck.




Pastrami Chicken Wings?!

Helloooooooo, Google?

H/T Yep Yep.


Don't ask.

Sixty Nine Thousand Dollars For A Six Bedroom House On The Beach In Ireland?

I would start with the neighbor.
69 grand for a six bedroom house right on the beach?

I don't fucking think so.

Justifiable homicide in my book.


H/T FARK.

Talkin' To Myself Again.

Hand me a bigger hammer.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

A Great Resource

Dang it, I can't remember where I found this tonight and searching History was no help either. I like to give credit and link love for finds like this. If anyone knows where I saw it, let me know so I can correct this little tragedy because this site is AWESOME!

Don't know what to make for dinner tonight?
Just go to Supercook.com and plug in whatever ingredients you happen to have and it will give you several recipes. It will ask if you happen have a certain ingredient, if you do, you add it and it will give you even more recipe's. This is freakin' BRILLIANT!!

No more head scratching and they come up with some good stuff!

Try it, I was amazed.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Pound It Again

Fuckin' A. I'd like to have a beer with this guy.

Damn good analysis of the current fuckery.



Of course, you do know, it's all fuckery.

Even my cat gives me the brown eye when I go all politics, bitch.

Lets Get Back To Work

I sure as hell ain't as smart as Paul Krugman but we share the same thoughts sometimes.

I saw the economy tanking back in November of 2007.
What I didn't see was just how bad it was going to be and it is now worse than I imagined.

This country is FUBAR.


10.2% unemployment, the mortgage crisis is still burning like a Roman candle, the Commercial Real Estate nightmare is just beginning and now the cheerleaders are trying to tell us the recession is over.
Bull Shit.
The rest of the world is acting like sharks with blood in the water, they are dumping the dollar as the main trading mechanism.
Can't say I blame them, the dollar has lost 95% of it's value and Timmy boy and his buddies just dumped a few TRILLION of them out of Ben Bernanke's helicopter.

Let me just add this, when I can spell Ben's last name without looking? That's a bad thing.

This country needs productive things to do.

The bail out of the banks did exactly what for the average American?
Put his ass further into debt to the point his Grand children will be born screaming about it, that's what.


WE, THE PEOPLE, who are here and now need a fucking job.
The infrastructure of this country is in tatters as I type.
I hit a pot hole yesterday that a Volkswagon could fit in. Do you think the county has the money to fix it?
Hell no.

The money we pour into fighting TWO hopelessly lost wars needs to be redirected
back to Main Street, Your Town, right now.

We need to get our man power and resources back from half way around the world and put to use right here and we need to do it yesterday.

A guy can dream, this administration is as bad as the last one when it comes to realizing just how bad it is down here in reality land.

Eventually, the well is going to run dry, that would be you and me, and we just flat won't be able to cough up that last drop of blood to pay for this insanity, we will be too damn busy trying to feed ourselves.

Get a clue, you Warmongering idiots.

Continually repeating a failed strategy is the definition of insanity and I, for one, want to get out of the Hamster wheel.


Friday, November 06, 2009

10.2% Unemployment

Double that and yer getting closer to the real numbers.

Oh, and the "Recession" is over, in case you hadn't heard.

Bullshit.

There is more bad shit coming down the tube than you can shake a stick at.
Don't believe these lying sonsabitches, I haven't heard any fat ladies singing.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Keep Him Alive So We Can Kill Him

This fucking guy who shot up Fort Hood is going to wake up not in Heaven, No 72 virgins either. This fucking asshole is going to wake up to a living Hell.

I don't have a problem with that, either.

Personally, I hope somebody shot the dirty motherfucker right in the balls and the bullet came out his asshole. Keep him alive and shitting in a sandwich bag.


Major Nidal Malik Hasan is actually still alive.

The Army is going to kill him and if they don't, Texas will.

The willful killing of people with no connection to your beliefs continues unabated since recorded history.

Can you say unmanned drones, Small Pox, Fat Boy?

What is it that some crazy fucking people deem it absolutely necessary to KILL?

This is a mind boggling mind set to me.

Kill, as in DEAD.

Like the guy that ran down his own flesh and blood daughter because he perceived her as being "Too Westernized".


What. The. Fuck., is the matter with you, that you have to KILL someone for that?

OUR country is expert at killing people, be it the Electric chair, Hanging or dropping bombs indescriminatly over a wide area.

Do not get the wrong impression, child killers, mass murderers,and fuckers like that can take what they got coming.

Bye Bye, I have no qualms with Capital Punishment if found guilty without a doubt.
It is the same thing as a chicken killing dog, you are arbitrarlily denying society a benefit.
Chickens feed people and killing people randomly is a definite sign of viciousness and cannot be tolerated. Killing for Religious reasons and sexual gratification is detrimental to humanity as a whole.

While I do not generally support our wars of imperialism, the viciousness we have all witnessed such as the beheading of Daniel Pearl is enough for me to condone an ass kicking to leave a message that this is not 209, but 2009.

This might all seem contradictory but an eye for an eye is not my preferred method but God Dammit,weed out those who use extreme violence as a message and a method.

Let's start with the fucking Pentagon.

Correction,
I mistakenly named Richard Pearle as the victim of a disgusting beheading when it was in fact, Daniel Pearl.
A tip of the hat to tsisageya for the correction.

Wishful thinking on my part.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

I Seem To Be Having A Problem

There is so much fucking shit that I see every MOTHER FUCKING DAY, that I am burnt out.

Seriously.

These fucking asshole Republicans are going out of their way to trick fuck anyone not in their personal circle, that I wish I could get all the way across this country in one day and have a personal chat with these fucking assholes.It would be a short conversation.

You have got to be fucking kidding me, these cunt warts are still trying to mold the discourse and Legislation in this country of over THREE HUNDRED MILLION INDIVIDUAL CITIZENS?!!
Less than ONE HUNDRED,recalcitrant, hissy fit throwing, corporate cock sucking whores are stalling every piece of legislation, every judicial nomination, will not agree that the insurance and pharmaceutical companies in this country are a fucking monopoly and that just being a douchebag is not enough for a public rebuke?
LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE are completely stopping the business of the people of America out of spite.

Think about THAT shit for a minute.


The next time I hear some ignorant fuck try and frame the Media in this country as being Liberally Biased, some ignorant Fuck is going to get dragged down MAIN STREET, all the way to the nearest Dead Tree outlet and be slammed against the fucking Paper Box until I hear Uncle.

Wake. The . Fuck. Up..

Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

Why in the world am I still subject to Bill Kristol?
The guy has been dead fucking wrong on every God Damn thing he has inflicted his opinion on me for the last ten fucking years, has been bouncing around the idiot boxes in TV land, been tossed the fuck out of more God Damn Right Wing Think Tanks and Right Wing Welfare Dead Tree opinion cush jobs that I care to fucking count and yet here he is, spouting his dead wrong opinions.

Bobo Brooks.
Retire before Driftglass turns you into a Cottage Industry.
I love Drifty but you make it too fucking easy.

Peggy Noonan, LMAO,Tengrain has yer ass down, all the way to your 'Ample Calves". has you down to a tee. You are a laughingstock.

Let me tell ya, if you haven't been following this series, spend some time and go look up the previous entries.
It is beyond hysterical if you have ever heard of The Magic Dolphin Lady.


Dammit, now I gotta give another shout out to Driftglass, the dude is my fuckin' hero.

Charlie Krouthammer?
Dude Go polish your knob, you couldn't find your way through any serious discussion of foreign policy to save your life. Jesus Christ you are an arrogant fuck , go blow Richard Pearle , another dead wrong Neocon fuck who has no accountability.

Rush Limbaugh?
Just explode like the Hindenberg and be done with it.
Glenn Beck?
I just wiped you off my ass.

I have had enough of this Bullshit you call news, Fox, it has been demonstrated so many times that you are lying sonsabitches that distort the facts that the FCC should have shut you down years ago. It just goes to show that money and not facts, is king.
Fuck you, that is THE reason I gave away my television and why I have a hard time spending time in any public establishment anymore.

If I walk in and see FAUX NEWS on, I leave.


Kiss My Fucking Ass.

WAPO, NYT, LAT,

REPORT THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!

I could give a Rats Ass about the Right Wing Spin and I could really give a shit if Brittany or Brad and Angelina, Madonna, Elton fucking John, OctoMom or anyone else is gettin' any.

Get a fucking clue.


Who gives a fuck what Newt Gingrich thinks and why the fuck do you go out of your way to put that in front of my face?

How about you fuckers report about Dick Fucking Cheney tying Alberto Gonzalese's record for "Not Recalling", under oath, when questioned by the F Be Fucking I, that he 'Can't Recall' if he actually outed Valerie Plame, an undercover CIA agent investigating , within an undercover , government paid for, CIA front company with hundreds of covert contacts just who and how many of our adversaries were trying to or had, developed NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPONS,
72 Mother Fucking Times?
Hello?
If I was that no good lying sonofabitch Scooter Libby, I would be a bit miffed right about now.
How about some " Extraordinary Rendition" now?
Give me a week with that guy, a little Iron Maiden, no sleep and some gay porn and I would break his ass , I guarantee ya. Damn, I almost forgot the dogs and the freezing cold he thought was OK to use on "Brown People".
Why the fuck he ain't in jail is a testament to what the fuck is wrong with this country.

Kiss my fucking ass.


If you think I am threatening the former Vice President of the United States of America, let me ask you this, what did he do to every citizen of this country for eight fucking years?

If I get drunk and wind up with a dose of the clap, that means there are some consequences for my actions.

Outing Valerie Plame?
Get the Fuck Out, ya can't remember who ya talked to? I call Bullshit, BIG TIME,and I am just a target of your propaganda. One skinny little guy who pays a bit of attention.
Fuck You.

Apparently Dementia is a defense against treason, if that is Dick Cheney's excuse for deliberate treason, he needs to be in a nursing home and most certainly not on every God Damn so called Political viewpoint piece of shit fucking news show on Sunday mornings and I still call Bullshit.
Damn straight, " I don't Recall" won't work for me when I get pulled over and it pisses me off to the point of distraction they let that shit play for National Security issues.
Fuck. That. And Fuck You.

Don't EVEN get me started on this Horseshit with the banker assholes.

I am tired to death of getting fucked over by my so called " Fellow Citizens" who are apparently above any fucking law that I can get nailed for, tazed for or shot to death because I didn't bow down to the Police.
Sorry, no White Collar here.


Bullshit.
I want an ARMY of special prosecutors to go after these lying mother fuckers and I also want special circumstances invoked for extra lengthy sentences. RICO says it all.

We have just sat by and watched the biggest transfer of wealth in the history of the civilized world happen before our very eyes, and contrary to the wishes of the electorate, they ran it through and now 1% of the population of this country has now more physical wealth, than 95%of the rest of the entire country, and our Elected officials went out of their way to make that happen, on purpose.

Have a nice fucking day and get used to boxes of Macaroni and Cheese to feed your children, if you can get any.

Geithner has already been called out publicly, Bernanenke and the rest of those crooked sonsabitches have too, it makes no difference at this point, the fucking damage is done, ya can't get too far without wheels under your engine, ours fell off last year.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Time Out

I am currently mourning a great lady that I actually got to meet once.
She was an on line activist from hell. I actually got to sit next to her and escaped without getting slapped. I will tell ya she had me in the corner of her eye.
Good night katymine, Molly Ivans has a brand new friend.
Katymine had been down for a while with some seriously nasty ailments, she finally succommed to cancer after a long battle. She was tough.
She was a health care reform battle tank.



God speed honey.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Hello? WHAT?!!

Sweet Jesus,I forgot my friend Suzanne was coming into town.
I finally had to get off my dead ass and clean the joint up, in a hurry. The big can of Red Bull and four garbage bags later, C'mon in.
I would have been MORTIFIED if she had shown up out of the blue.

Get yer head out of the gutter, it ain't like that, fer Chrissakes. It is possible to have friends ya know.

I told her to randomly call me to say she was coming, even if she wasn't, so I would be forced to get off my dead ass and clean the place up, I am such a bachelor.

I even vacuumed, I swear.

I did have to warn her not to open the sliders to the bed room, I don't think I could dig her out by myself.

Y'all have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, just give me some notice so I can find ya a place to sit.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween To All You Little Devils



And Happy Birthday to my little Brother, BP.



Thanks fer stopping by and be safe.

I Survive

Yeah, I am still working on this chest cold but I am slowly getting better.
It might have been the Swine flu but probably just the annual chest cold, what ever.
I would prefer to remain ignorant.

I have cheated death many times already, eventually the bastard will win, I want to make him earn it.

In the mean time, life goes on.

I need to get off my dead ass and clean this joint up.
After being sick for three damn weeks, this place is getting ripe.
The first order of business is to clean out that damn cat box.
Jeeze, as much as these critters are outside, you would think it wouldn't be a problem but I swear, I open the door and they head straight to the cat box and then to the feed dish.

They are currently in their normal state, comatose.

I could give a rats ass about what is happening in the political world right now, I can guarantee ya we are all fucked and don't know it yet.

Fucking bastards, I don't even get a kiss first.

I need to go procure a few items while I still can but that cat box has to go.
Damn, it's only been two days!
I went to grab a beer and got a whiff of that, oh hell no.
I gotta quit feeding the little shits so much.

Little cat turd factories.

The joys of living in a 35 foot trailer.
One stinky sock can ruin yer morning and God forbid ya cook with onions or garlic.

I do anyway because it is just me but ya sure as hell get a nose full when ya open the door.
Thank goodness for Fabreze! Glad trash bags are my bestest friend.



Go buy some food, winter is coming and the economy is being dragged on the ground behind some so called expert economists like toilet paper on yer ex wife's heel coming out of the bathroom.

It's tragically hilarious at this point.

I think I am going to make a pot of beans this afternoon, there is a smoked ham hock calling my name, and corn bread sounds fabulous, I have some fresh butter too.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tired And Can't Sleep

So far, this is every night this week that I have been dead tired, went to bed at a reasonable hour and woke up in the middle of the fucking night and can't get back to sleep for hours.

My ass is going to be dragging tomorrow, it's two thirty A.M. fer chrissakes.
WTF is up with that?

I see the usual suspects are holding up extending unemployment benefits for the folks who can't find a job in the midst of the worst Depression since 1932.

Those fuckers are playing with fire.
People are hurting.
Do they not realize the only alternative for those people who have hungry children is to turn to Welfare?

The fucking idiocy can be smelled like a rotten fish.

These recalcitrant motherfuckers have to go.
We need some fresh blood in Congress.

I predicted last year that the Republicans were going to disintegrate as a viable political party and I stand by that prediction.
They are rudderless, have no ideas or plans for anything other than obstructionism and stomping their little feet like spoiled children.
Less than 25% of Americans now identify themselves as a Republican and I think that is going to go under 20% before the next election.
They are self destructing before my eyes and good fucking riddance, they are taking this country to the brink of civil war.

That might be a fatal mistake for those assholes, I'm thinking they must be terrible at math on top of being racist ,ignorant,power mad and just plain dirty sonsabitches.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Stone Soup, Revisited

I will be the first to admit, I can't remember where I saw this but I know it was on the internet, so I can't give credit.
All I can do is link to Wickipedia for the story and I would like you to go read this before you continue.

I got to thinking about this tonight after I started adding a bunch of stuff out of my fridge to a pot of soup I started the other day.
I have to give credit for that inspiration to that cutie, little Rachael Ray.

Like her or not, that was the one damn thing I miss about getting rid of my TV, The Food Channel.

Anyway. I remember watching one of her Dinner in a Half hour, whatever they called it shows and she made Chicken Noodle Soup in a half hour.

Of course she cheated but I was impressed and actually tried it, with my own twist, and it was great!

So, the other day, I was digging in the fridge and found some celery that was fixing to go bad, a buddy had given me some tomatoes that were in the same shape too.
Further exploration came up with some ground Italian sausage and some Cajun Pork cutlets.

Hmm, time for some soup.
I added a can of Baby clams( note to self, get a freakin' CASE of those things!),
a quarter cup of instant rice, a can of potatoes, mash 'em up a little first, a whole onion and six cloves of garlic.

Throw in some chili powder, onion powder and stir on High like yer life depended on it.

Oh, of course, while you are at it, Two Table spoons of Louisiana Hot Sauce too.

Stir until it boils and turn it to simmer, keep stirring.


My point here is, if you have such a thing as a big stock pot or a large cast iron pot and can keep it simmering all day, you can feed a great many people, even if they only have a small donation to the ingredients. The longer you cook it, the thicker it gets and it quickly turns into a stew, just add water.



I am doing this just for myself and eating on a four quart pan for a couple of days.

Imagine what you could do with a huge Stock Pot or a Crock pot.

Just keep throwing things in it and have a hot dish, anytime of the day.

This is how people used to live two centuries ago, sometimes you have to wonder just how modern luxuries replaced one of the greatest things ever invented, a bowl of hot, home made soup.

If you can afford to get through this mess by yourself, more power to you, the rest of us are going to be eating a lot of Stone Soup.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Joe Liebermans Entire Political Career In Under Two Minutes.

He is so blissfully unaware, grazing on the largess from his wife and Big Pharma, he decides to put his head down and vote with the Republicans against a Public Option.

Harry Reid, pay attention, this is your fate too.



Have some of this for a re election total, here ya go, this is what is going to happen to ya the next time ya run for office.
Ned Lamont is going to own you.


Independent Democrat, my ass.

Joe Lieberman is the worst backstabbing, Prima Donna,Attention Whore since Arlen Specter I have ever seen and some sonofabitch with a Shelalie needs to have a short conversation with that asshole.

Arlen?
Yeah, a two by four of enlightenment will do.

Get the Hell out of our National Discourse, this ain't High School,it ain't 19 freaking 47, Arlen, and it ain't 19 freaking damn 57 , You little weasel Lieberman.
It is 2009 and you can both kiss my Liberal ass for not having an ounce of morals or self respect.
Jesus Christ, I was born in 1960. Get the fuck out.
Go use that sweet deal of tax payer medical you don't want anyone else to have and go the fuck away, forever.


Being a bought and paid for, a couple of party swapping, old fucking bastards with no compunction except for staying in power and flat out embarrassing any one that knows ya while ya do it is flat out a reason to haul yer asses out of office and spread tuna fish on ya.
Jesus Christ, you bastards,ya can't even figure out how to set an alarm clock and yer Grand kids run away from ya at Christmas.

Old, bought, whores, both of ya.

Get the Hell out before some one under sixty decides to put you in a home.

One that you refuse to fund, that will have some mean woman in it, who will wipe your asses with a corn cob.

Thanks for nothing, Her name is Hilda Godzilla.

Bring on the Primaries.





Thank you, Marv Newland.

By the way, if you don't have any personal convictions you can stand by after Fifty Fucking Years, I don't want to know ya.

We can argue about our differences and still get along, just have some.

These two weasels are the epitome of what is wrong with our current political system.

Monday, October 26, 2009

A Blast From The Past

Hey, if ya don't like it, click that little red box at the top with the white "X" in it and spare me the whining, OK?


Sunday, October 25, 2009

I'm sure It's Just A Coincidence

Apparently my computer has the same fucking problem I do, insufficient memory.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What A Blast!

As usual, I got out of the Hell hole yesterday and headed straight to a beer.
I came home and proceeded to knock down several screwdrivers .
My neighbor, the big guy, came over and I gave him a beer and a pint of vodka, just to be neighborly. We sat and chatted for quite a bit and he proceeded to get pretty fucked up.
No problem, the guy lives ten feet away and if he gets too drunk, he can just sleep where he is sitting.

We are just kind of sitting there, bullshitting and by now both of us are downright hammered and Out. Of. The.Blue.,
this guy reaches out and punches me in the face and breaks my fucking nose.
Naturally, I return the favor, twice.
He then passes out while I am getting a paper towel and mopping up the blood.
WTF?!
Of course my glasses cut my nose too, ya gotta love those Made In China motherfuckers from the Dollar store, they are sitting on my broken nose as I type, they are fine.
Never a dull moment.

I kinda lost count but I think this is the eighth or ninth time my fucking nose has been broken.It is eight O'clock in the morning and I am going to go wake that bastard up and buy him breakfast, the fucker anyway.
If ya don't hear anything outta me in the near future.......

Update;

No, he doesn't remember a fucking thing, just as I thought.
Been there done that.
He woke up wondering why his mouth hurt and couldn't find his glasses, they were on the table over here.
He apologized several times.
Shit happens, I most certainly am not going to hold a grudge, he is a really nice guy, I just gotta remember not to give him hard alcohol.
Some folks are like that.

He said he was glad that he didn't kill me, that's two of us.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Yer Mistaken.

Yeah yeah, I'm a day late and a dollar short, what the fuck ever.

One of my , um ,politically different friends sent me a link to this piece. This is a perfect example of the current abuse of our Fourth Amendment Rights to Illegal Searches without a fucking warrant and no fucking reasonable cause to do so.
Hey Fuckers, take a quick gander,
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Let me just say, in no uncertain terms, this is a direct violation of our Fourth Amendment, Constitutional Rights,.

H/T, some guy who will remain nameless at this time.

This is a continuation of a policy set forth by the administration of George W. Bush and it is fucking illegal.

The CIA is data mining us, without a warrant and without proveable cause.
I know without a doubt they have been monitoring this Blog for years and I know , without a doubt, they have been watching my Internet surfing.

Have a nice day fella's and I hope you have some moist toweletts.

The fact that this administration has not squashed this program like a bug is , to say, troubling, goes without saying.
The fact that they are actually bragging about this capability is beyond troubling.

Look up the law titled FISA and tell me what you think.

This shit is Constitutionally prohibited and yet, here they are, bragging about what they are doing to monitor every damn individual on the internet, who has a fucking cell phone or calls their Grandmother on Sunday.

WTF, I am a dissident and it is damn well a protected right under our former Constitution.

There is no God Damn reason for the CIA, the NSA, the FBI, my local service providers who act under the Department of, spit, Homeland Security, to monitor and report on, index, and file reports on my thoughts and rants, for any reason.
Get yerself a blowjob and find yer ass a terrorist another way, fer Chrissakes.

While I am at it, fuck you idiots for wanting me to take my fucking shoes off in an airport.
What brand of idiot doesn't coordinate with fucking Amtrack and Greyhound service for that?
Y'all is a bunch of power mad and stupid cock suckers, fer God's sake.

If I try to get on a God Damn airplane with over three ounces of liquid, it's because I got tied up getting into the fucking line to be searched by some stupid motherfucker and didn't have time to shoot down a fucking shot of whiskey.
Jesus fucking Christ you people are ignorant.

Cavity search me, I fucking dare ya, ya damn well better bring a hot little honey so I can call it a date.
Her name better not be Bruce, either.

This country is beyond fucked up.
Just for Yer info, the above mentioned government agencies have been monitoring this Blog for YEARS now, you commie fucks are already on the list and are being kept track of .

If ya actually give a fuck,you will quit the porn sites you like so much.

I don't and I Damn well know they are watching.
Fuck 'em.

This country has literally turned into the former Soviet Union and George Orwell's vision of 1984 at the same fucking time. Big Brother is watching you and he is jacking off , watching the same damn porn site you are, at the same damn time, ya gotta love Windows.

This ain't the America I grew up in, I certainly don't give my pledge of allegiance to the Oligarchy and they can kiss my fucking ass.

Some fucking asshole tried to defend the obscene profits and bonuses the other day, that these ,ahem, bank people are making. What. The. Fuck.?
Two hundred million dollars as a fucking bonus for driving a company into the ground, having to be bailed out by us, the working stiff, and some fucking asshole has the balls to tell me that it is all good in the long run because somehow, this giant pile of money this prick is getting will benefit the country as a whole?

My fucking head is spinning.
Reaganomics writ large?


I am thinking some hubristic cocksucker needs a vasectomy, via a steel toed boot.

The fucking gall I am seeing out of these people.
I got mine and STFU until I can let my old lady to spend enough money on shit, you might actually see a fucking dollar as a tip, if you are lucky.

I can't believe this shit.
I probably tip my bartenders more than these assholes.

I gotta quit, I am pissing myself off to the point that I am considering going hunting for rich, conservative assholes.
Just like some cunt fucking Republican had the guts to say about Democrats.

Dude, you might want to re think that shit.
I ain't fucking Bambi, I shoot back and I hit what I aim at.

Update #1,

If you thought I was pissed off when I typed this, you oughtta see me now, after Blogger was down for a fucking hour and my computer locked up three fucking times.

Update #2, I really, really hate using the "C" word but in this case, it is not some mysogenistic asshole crap.
"Can't Understand, Normal Thinking".

Update #3

You stupid sonsabitches that keep stirring up racial hatred, think it is funny to joke about killing people and think it is perfectly acceptable to treat women, minorities and people who are not the same race, income level, sexual inclivitidy
and political bent like dirt under your feet are about to find yer ass in yer hand.

Your out dated beliefs that Liberals are somehow non violent when provoked is not my reality.
Harry Reid is an anomaly, motherfuckers.

Update #4 It is now 1:37 in the morning and now I am REALLY pissed off, push that button asshole.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Nicely Done

I had my neighbor put some heavy duty shelves in a closet by my built in refrigerator that I wasn't using.
He did a fantastic job, 3/4 inch plywood.

When I get home tonight, I am going to fill those suckers up with canned goods that I bought the other day when I had a run away.
I had an unexpected windfall and went out and bought a ton of long term storage foods.
I had just enough left over for the shelves to be done.

I am a much happier guy now.

Winter is fast approaching and I have a couple of projects that I put off and I need to get those done.

I need to get a couple more propane tanks and have them filled too.
I ran out last winter in the middle of a blizzard and I have no wish to repeat that experience.

When I had the neighbor tear out the nasty hide a bed, I kept the mattress, it looked like it had never been used.
I asked him to help me take the old mattress off my bed so I could replace it.
I was going to throw it away but he wanted it for his kid to sleep on when he showed up.

Jesus Christ what a project!
Try getting a Queen sized mattress out of the nose of a fifth wheel, through a fucking door that is twenty four inches wide, then repeat this feat in reverse to put it in his place.

Oh my aching back.My shoulder too.

Heavy bastard, with nothing to grab a hold of.
But, it's progress.
Now I have to go put everything back that got knocked down in the struggle, when ya walk in and turn to go to the bedroom area, it looks like a hurricane went through the joint.


I hate housework but I gotta get off my ass and get it done.

Went and did five loads of laundry last night too.
Now that I think about it, it's no wonder I am so damn tired.

Oh well, no rest for the wicked.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Aye, Shit, It's Way late.

I was going to rant about those spineless fucking Dems threatening to take away the anti trust advantage that those motherfuckers in the insurance industry have been exploiting but I got busy.
I was also going to rant about Obama wanting to cut the exorbitant salaries some of those assholes on Wall street have been getting, but I got busy.
I was also going to rant about the CIA buying into some domestic spying asshole software outfit, but I got busy.


I am so busy, Fuck The World and have a nice fucking day.

Come Friday, I am going to get seriously busy.

Just shoot the fuckers and I won't be so busy.
Dirty sonsabitches.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Let Me Just Say Thanks

Lady Luck, The Good Lord, somebody smiled on my narrow ass today.

Without going into details, I got hooked up with a truck load of supplies tonight.
I think I have enough for a couple of months, easy, and had enough to pay my neighbor to convert a closet into a pantry.

I was pretty nervous that he caught me red handed hauling in my supplies, I have helped him keep from starving a couple of times.
I think I will be OK, all I have to do is keep him fed, he is a big motherfucker though. He is trying to start a home improvement/ handy man business and I wish him the best. He is very good at what he does, Very.

I trust him plenty, I am just getting paranoid in my old age.

What the hell, it ain't like this is a new trend.

In case ya haven't been paying attention, these are some seriously tight economic times.I helped out three of my neighbors in the last few months and I was getting worried about my own self here lately. This was a very, very welcome bonus for me, I don't work for Goldman Sachs.


Those fucking assholes need to spend a couple of months on this end of the economy.