Dammit, I gave an extra key to my worthless fucking neighbor so his kid could take care of my cats while I am off to commit my unspeakable acts. No Show.
Sonofabitch, I even left a giant pan of Spaghettie for 'em. I come home, the cat box is full, the cats are in a murderous mood at the fucking door because they have been in all day and now I have to throw away a half fucking gallon of spaghettie.
Mother. Fucker.
Back later, ignore the screaming.
